Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction / SD Gundam Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sorcerer Hunters Fan Fiction / Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ How I Met Neko ❯ Vash's story ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Roses are red violets are blue a don't so you

don't sue!

Vash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Mob: *Is chasing Vash*

Vash: SOMEONE PUHLEASE SAVE ME!!!!!!

Someone: *Grabs Vash and pulls him in an ally* Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Mob: *Keeps on running forward*

Vash: *Turns to person* Thanks!

Person: Don't mention it! *Person takes step out of the shadows*

Vash: You know you have cat ears growing out of your head you know that!

Neko: I know!

Vash: Uhhhh what's your name? Uhhh is it Cat?

Neko: Close! It's Neko! Japanese for cat!

Vash: Ohh! Well my name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third!

Neko: *Pulls out net* Mr. Vash the Stampede your mine!

Vash: O.o I don't like the way this is going!!

~2 days later~

Vash: Huh? *sits up* Where am I?

Neko: Breakfast!

Vash: What are am I having?

Neko: You??

Vash: Huh?

Neko: It's we're having! COME ON YOU GUYS!

Vash: Guys?

Neko: -_-+ YO, GET IN THERE BEFORE I CALL NEKO-HIEI OUT!

Flashes of different colors fly past Vash.

Neko: ^-^ Vash I welcome you to my Fve Bishi Room!

Vash: O.o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

See ya in the next chapter! Puhlease give me reviews and no flames or Neko-Hiei will go after you till you go bye-bye!