Naruto Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Ultimate Island Escape!!!!!!!! ❯ Gay morons, Iruka's death and running into the hotel. ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Sasuke: HI! WE ARE...

Rock Lee: THE...

Kakashi: ULTRA GAY MORONS!!!!!!!! * Windows break into a million pieces*

Iruka: Hey! You didn't let me say any thing! -_-+

Kakashi: You just did! o_-

Iruka: YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!

Rock Lee: SHUT UP AND-

Announcer dude: 4 gay morons...

Sasuke: What the hell? O_o

Announcer dude: One island...

* Island appears behind them *

Kakashi: * Jaw drops* 0_0

Iruka: More like he is sticking his tongue out than dropping his jaws. * Laughs*

Announcer: Morons...

Rock Lee: Thank you!!! ^^

Announcer: O____o What the hell? * Suddenly turns back to normal* Okay... take 2.

Orochimaru: TAKE 2!!!

* Scene disappears*

~ Five minutes later ~

Iruka: * In the dark* WILL YOU HURRY UP OUT THERE!!!?????

????: SHUT UP!!!!

Iruka: 00 WAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!! * Jumps 10 feet into the air*

???????: YEAH! MORON!!!

Iruka: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! * Dies of heart attack* X_____x

~ Five minutes later ~

Announcer dude: Make that 3 morons...

* Ambulance appears*

????: * Burns ambulance* FORGET ABOUT IRUKA!!!! SAVE YOUR ASSES!!!!!!

* Crickets chirp*

Everyone: 0_______0

Neji: *Appears out of hiding spot* Good. It's not the end of the world. ^^

*Fangirls appear*

Neji: 00 Maybe I was wrong...

*All fangirls die of heart attack* X___X

Neji: I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH, BABY!!!!! * Takes off shirt and starts dancing around* ^_________^

????: * Sipping tea* CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO THE FRIGGIN' STORY?!!!

Neji: BUT THIS IS THE STORY!!!!

???????: It won't be for you when I release the rabid fangirls! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Haku: This story isn't in order. --

????: I AM WEKA!!!!!!!!!

Haku: Shut the hell up.

Weka: You shall die now!!!!

???????: I AM ANA-MEI!!!

Haku: What happened to " THE ULTIMATE ISLAND ESCAPE?" O_o

Kurama: I don't know. --

Haku: Me neither.

* Silence*

~ 10 minutes later ~

Ana-Mei: -- This sure is getting boring.

Hiei: It sure is.

Ana-Mei: Hi.

Hiei: Hi.

Neji: Hi.

Gaara: Hi.

Weka: Hi.

Kakashi: Hi

Sasuke: Hi.

Naruto: Hi.

Haku: Hi.

Yusuke: Hi.

Itachi: Hi.

Kuwabara: Hi.

Kisame:...

Kurama: Hi. One question. Do you know English?

Kisame: --

Kurama: ^^

~ Night comes ~

Gai: Hi.

Rock Lee: Hi.

Iruka: Hi. ^^

Everyone including announcer: 00

Ana-Mei: I'm not seeing things, right?

Weka: I thought Ana-Mei and I scared you to death! 00

Iruka: ^^

Weka: 00

Iruka: ^^

Weka: 00

Iruka: ^^

Weka: *Gets scared * 00

Iruka: *Turns to face everyone * ^^

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! * Runs into random hotel *

~ TO BE CONTINUED~

Ana-Mei: That was horrible.

Weka: I can't say anymore except for the words-

Ana-Mei: READ AND REVIEW, PEOPLE!!! ^^

Weka: -_-+ She stole my lines...