Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ 25 Horrible Days ❯ December 1st ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

"What?!" Sakura shrieked as she cracked her knuckles while yelling at a terrified Naruto. His eyes slowly shifted to every direction imaginable as he tried not to look the pink haired kunoichi in her eyes. "I didn't mean to!" He said with a slight akward chuckle. Inching away Naruto whimpered like a puppy. Sakura walked away as she punched a hole in the wall. At first the hole was as big as her fist, but soon the whole wall caved in. "N-N-N-aruto," She tried to say calmly behind clenched teeth. "Go buy a new table!" Naruto was so excited about hearing about the Christmas Party him and Sakura was throwing; that he accidently punched the table.

"But, Sakura-Chaaaaaaaan!" Naruto stuttered.
"But what?" Sakura said with a slight glare.
"It's so cold!" The kyuubi vessel whimpered as he snuggled up to Sakura.
"Am I suppose to care?" She said with a turned head. Sakura blush was faint, but it was there.
"Fine." He said with a hpmh, and left the apartment.

While Naruto tredded in the snow he rubbed his hands together as if it'll warm his whole body up. 'Geez she's acting like I did it on purpose...' Naruto said to himself while his eyes scanned his surroundings. He sighed as he then turned his attention towards the snow. 'Oh i know! I'll play "I Spy". Hmm usually needs two or more, but what the hell!' He raised his head with a bright enytergetic smile. "Okay!" His eyes shifted eagerly as he said to himself. 'I spy with my little eye a twig! I spy with my little eye Hyuuga Neji looking at Ten-Ten while using his Byakugan! Hmm strange....anywho....I spy with my little eye Yamanaka Ino and Temari cuddling up to Nara Shikamaru.....Huh....Does Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro even have a last name?.....Weird....I spy with my little eye Sensei giggling while reading Icha Icha....What a perverted foggie.....I spy with my little eye Uchiha Sasuke standing in an ally that is hidden in the shadows......Odd he should be with O--' "What the--?" Sasuke quickly flashed before Naruto eyes, and covered his mouth as he dragged into the shadows. 'What the hell?! No one noticed! Now that's some fucked up shit, and they wonder how Orochimaru can easily take their kids...Well sons....Whatever!'

"Dobe, you almost blew my cover...." The Uchiha stated as he un-covered Naruto's mouth.
"Sasuke what are you doing here?!" Naruto yelled in an angry tone.

Silence was the Uchiha's only response as he gave a death glare towards Naruto. "A-Are yuo finally returning?" Naruto arms dropped to his sides as he looked Sasuke in the eyes. "No." Sasuke bluntly said as he lowered his eyes. Naruto followed his eyes, to see what he was looking at. 'Dude he's checking your package out!' Naruto put his hands infront of his "package" as he said in an digusted voice. "Sasuke what have Orochimaru done to you?! Are the rumors true?!" Sasuke's right eye slightly twitched as a vein popped. "What rumors?" He asked in an irated voice.

"A-A-Are you, Kabuto, and Orochimaru in an 'relationship'? Like i-if you are, then I'm okay with it....I seriously support gay pride, but I'm already in an relationship with Sakura....Sorry."
"You fucking dobe, I'm not gay. I'm not sure about Kabuto & O--"
"Don't you mean Orochimaru & Kabuto?"
"What's the difference?"
"Well the boy name always come before the girls."
"Hmm, I never noticed it...."
"See watch this....'Sakura & Naruto'....Sounds akward eh, but watch this 'Naruto & Sakura'."
"Let me try. 'Hinata & Sasuke'....Yup don't sound right.....'Sasuke & Hinata'.....Hmm a match made in heaven."

Naruto's mouth dropped to the floor as mouth started to twitch towards the right. 'Did h-he just say Sasuke & Hinata?!' Naruto asked himself as he looked at hisex-teamate with surprise. "S-So you like Hinata-Chan?" Naruto asked. Sasuke's glare deepened a little as he replied with. "What of it?" Naruto eyes slowly rolled to the ground as he tried not to look to surprised.

"I-I thought you liked Sakura."
"Pfft."
"Huh? You didn't like her?"
"I hated her very existance."
"What?!"
"I hated her brightly colored pink hair, those green eyes that made me think of green m&ms; which are nasty, that hugmungous forehead, I hated those 'CHA' sounds she made! Like seriously what is a cha? She just made me want to use my chidori, and stab those 'CHAs' right out of her! Oh yeah I also hated her because she was a 'Barbie'."
"C'mon Sakura is the best!"
"She talks to herself...."
"Well, I learned to get over that....a little..."
"Yeah, whatever.
"So you don't like Sakura?" Naruto said once again with a confused look upon his face.
"......Dobe, weren't you listening to anything I just said?"
"Ah....I can't remeber what you said after 'Pfft'...but anywho....Why Hinata-Chan?" Sasuke looked at Naruto with a very disturbed look as he thought. 'What an idiot!'
"She wasn't a barbie, sheep, and she wasn't apart of thr 'I love Sasuke-kun because he's an emo, and because he's an Uchiha!' fanclub."
"................."
"So you see why I li--"
"--WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! YOU HAD A FAN CLUB?!"
"Yeah."
"What the fuck! Where was my fanclub?!"
"Well you only had one fan."
"R-Really?! Who?! Who?!"
"Hinata."
"S-She liked me?"
"Dobe."
"Wow who would of thought that she'll like me!" Naruto said with a surprised look.

'Everyone in the village knew, you dobe!' Sasuke sighed as he rubbed the temples of his head. Naruto bit his lips as he wondered if he should tell him. Naruto wasn't really good at telling people things, but his ex-teamate had the right to know. 'I wonder will her freak out?' He asked himself as he then began to tap his right foot un-controlably. Sasuke opened his eyes, and narrowed his attention at Naruto's franticlly patting foot. "What is it Kyuubi?" Sasuke knew something was wrong, because Naruto foot only did that when he was thinking about something important.

"Ah, Sasuke-kun it's nothing." Naruto tried not to shriek as Sasuke advanced on him.
"Sasuke-'kun'?"
"Okay!"
"Now spill it!" Sasuke hissed as he clutched his fists.
"Hinata-ChangotmarriedtoGaara-Kunandmove dtoSuna!Theirweddingwassofuckingbeautifulth atSakurastartedplanningours,andSakuragaveHin ata-Chan5boxesoflingerieandgavehertipson howtokeepyourmansatistfied!" Sasuke gritted his teeth as he tried to digest the information Naruto just squealed to him. A muffled "Is that so?" could faintly be heard.

'Fuck! I screwed up!' Naruto scolded himself as he glared at Sasuke, who performed the hand signs needed to teleport. "What are you planning?!" Naruto shouted as he clutched his fists. "Nothing that concerns you...." Was Sasuke's last words before he disappeared. Naruto was behind scheldule due to that bastard. Naruto finally made it home a hour later with frost bitten fingers, and lips.

"Finally!" Sakura sighed as she took the table, and carried it while using one hand to the dinning room. Once she sat the table down she averted her attention towards Naruto. "I was getting worried...." She said in a playful tone as she cuddled Naruto's right arm. She pouted when she realized that he didn't do or say anything. "Naruto?" She said as she poked his sensative spot. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed as he held his left side.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. Why do you think something's wrong?"
"You're quiet...."
"UUUUUUUUH. I suppose I am...."
"What is it?" She said calmly while she cracked her knuckles.
"Okay!"
"Spill it!"
"I bumped into Sasuke while walking!" Sakura gasped as she heard that Sasuke came to Konoha.
"What? Huh? What happened?!"
"He told me to tell you, that he hated your brightly colored pink hair, those green eyes that made him think of green m&ms; which are nasty, that hugmungous forehead, he hated those 'CHA' sounds you make! Wants to know what is a cha? You just made him want to use his chidori, and stab the 'CHAs' right out of you, and he hated you because you're a 'Barbie'." Naruto squealed.
"That bastard is going to die! Cha!" Sakura screamed as her whole body started to shake with anger as she stormed off into the kitchen.

Naruto stood still as he smirked to himself. "Like I'm stupid enough to tell Sakura, that Sasuke's in love with Hinata, and I told him about Hinata marrying Gaara, and marrying him, and everything else. Heh." Naruto was taking off his coat when he heard loud breathing by the kitchen doorway. "HUFF...HUFF...HUFF...YOU DID WHAT?!" Sakura yelled as she charged at him. Loud screams for help could be heard coming from their apartment.

"Not again!"
"Those two are at it again?!"
"Damnit I gotta sale cabbages tomorrow I need some sleep!" People yelled as they had to listen to a poor Naruto get his ass kicked by his fiance for the umptenth time.