Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ 25 Horrible Days ❯ December 5th ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

The sunlight shown through the windows, and landed on the floor. It glistened like it was gold, and....the gold was spreading, and spreading. "Huh...W-What's this?" A groggy Ten-Ten said. She padded the floor, until her hand hit a puddle. "W-hat the hell is this?" Ten-Ten asked herself. Rock Lee examined her hand as he yawned.

"Taste it, to see what it is." He said while he stretched.

"Wah? No! You taste it then!"

"Why, the hell would I lick your hand!"

"Why would you lick it?" Kiba asked while he sat up. "You should smell it."

"........................" The two friends looked at Kiba.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll do it." He got up, and bent down to smell Ten-Ten's hand. He screamed as he held his nose. "That's piss, and it burned my nostrils! DAMNIT!" Ten-Ten eyes trembled as she stood up, and wiped the fluid on the curtains.

"What's wrong?" Kurenai asked.

"Someone pissed all over the floor!" Kiba yelled while he held his nose. Neji patted himself down, and sighed with relief. "It's not me." Everyone did the same as they all sighed. Their eyes then fell upon Naruto. The blonde's eyes flickered open as he sat up. "Huh? Wah?" He asked in a sleepy tone. Sakura then walked in from the hall way as she scratched her butt.

"What's going on?" She asked.

"Your husband pissed all over the place!" Choji yelled.

"Damnit not again...." Naruto whined while he looked at Sakura with puppy dog eyes.

"Stop mocking us, piss boy!" Kiba shouted making everyone cringe.

"Hey, keep it down," Shikamaru said as he leaned against the door frame. "You woke Temari, Ino, and me up."

"Yeah, we were having such a great time...." Temari yawn.

"Yeah, it was nothing but bliss." Ino yawned as she leaned against Temari.

"Naruto had an accident." Ten-Ten sighed as she walked to the bathroom to wash her hands, and get cleaned.

"Gaara isn't going to be happy," Temari yawned again. "This was his favorite guess room."

"Sorry, Temari I forgot to pack his rubber pajamas...." Sakura sighed.

"Why is this his favorite room?" Shino asked.

"Because.....Um....How can I say this......Ah! This is the room were he popped Hinata's cherry!" She said with a bright smile.

"Nice way of explaining it Temari!" Ino laughed.

"NO NOT MY HINATA-CHAN!" Neji cried as he ran out the room.

".....What the?" Temari and Shikamaru said.

"Neji has the hotts for Hinata." Ino said as she stretched.

"Eww." They said in unision.

"Haven't you guys heard of Hyuugacest?" Sakura asked.

"No I never heard of it, and I don't wanna." They said.

"I'll tell someone to clean it up..." Shikamaru sighed as he walked off.

"Ino where were you?" Ten-Ten asked.

Temari & Ino smirked as they snuggled up together. "Where do you think, here we come Shikamaru." They then walked off to follow Shikamaru. Everyone's mouths dropped to the floor as they watched the two blonde blue eyed kunoichies run after Shikamaru.

"Wow, Shikamaru love blonde blue eyed girls." After Kiba finished that statement Gaara walked in with a maid, and watched her clean the mess up. After she cleaned it she left the room while mumbling. 'I just love cleaning up other people's piss....I should of listened to my mother, and finished Ninja Academy....Fuck....'

"Thanks for pissing on my floor Naruto." Gaara sighed. 'Just remeber this is all for Hinata.'

"Sorry Gaara, but well since we're all up lets get cleaned!" Naruto chimed.

"For some odd reason I feel so alive!" Kiba chimed in with Naruto.

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Hinata walked out the bathroom while she brushed her hair. 'I sure wish it would snow....' She sighed to herself as she tied her hair into a pony-tail. "But it's sure nice to be able to walk outside, and not be smothered in all those clothes." Hinata walked out the room, and went to the kitchen to see if anyone was there. 'Hmm, they're probably still asleep.....' She groaned to herself wondering what could she do. "Ah, I guess I can go for a walk in the maze....Yeah, I need to my last record." Hinata exited the kitchen, and went outside, so she could walk around in the maze.

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After everyone was finished getting cleaned, they started talking about what could they do today. "Oh lets go--" Ten-Ten was cut off by Shino.

"--Sasuke was here.....Last night..." Shino said.

"WHAT?! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!" Everyone yelled.

"My bugs.......Saw everything......"

"Oh that's right.....I forgot to tell you Gaara, damn I knew I forgot about something." Sakura said.

".............." Everyone stared at Shino and Sakura, and lightly bit their tongues.

"Shi-Shino....When were you planning on telling me?" Gaara asked while he tried to keep his cool.

"Everyone seemed so preoccupied....I didn't know if it was a good time...."

"C'mon lets go sco--Where's Kakashi-Sensei at?" Naruto asked.

"Last time I talked to him, he said he was going to the basement for something...." Gai said.

"He probably got into the booze...." Kurenai sighed.

"I'll go make sure Hinata's still in the room..." Gaara said as he tried to surpress his anger.

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Hinata took a left, a right, then another right, then a left as she traveled through the maze. "Almost there!" She smiled at her best time. "Kankuro is going to be so jealous." She snickered to herself.

"Hinata," She turned to see who it was. "The others are waiting for you in the kitchen." Gaara said as he walked up to her, and snuggled her from behind. Hinata blushed, and tried to move away. For some odd reason it didn't feel right.

"G-Gaara, can you please stop?"

"Why?" He asked.

"B-Because I-I don't f-e-el comforta-b-ble." She squeaked.

"Hmm, but you should. We do this all the time, ne?"

"Y-Yes, but isn't everyone waiting for us?" She tried to pry his arms away from her.

"...Yes, they're waiting for us at Otogakure......" He said as he used his Chidori Nagashi jutsu to temporaly paralize her.

"Gah!-" Hinata let out a grunt like sound as her body went limp, she tired to move, she tried to talk, but her body wouldn't respond.

"Hinata," She quickly recognized the voice, and tears started to seep from her eyes. "Hinata, my precious hime.....Lets go home." He said in a chuckle. With that being said they disappeared in a puff of smoke.

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"NO! OH MY GOD! NO NOT JEZEBEL! YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!" Everyone stopped running as they looked at Shino who was crying.

"What's wrong?!" Temari asked.

"I-I planted a bug on Hinata to monitor her whereabouts, and Sasuke just showed up, and killed my bug! Nicholas, is going to be devestated they were to be married in my ear! Now sh-sh-she's DEAD!"

"Wait Sasuke has Hinata?!" She yelled.

"Yeah, but what about Jezebel?" Shino sniffled.

"Fuck the bug we have to round everyone up, and go after him! C'mon we have to find Kakashi!" Naruto yelled. Two hours later, and they still haven't found Kakashi.

"Where the hell could he be?!" Naruto yelled as he growled.

"We checked every part of the mansion." Ten-Ten sighed.

"Well didn't Gai say something about the basement." asked Ino.

"Yeah, I told Naruto to look down there." Gai said. "You didn't see anything?"

"........................"

"You didn't go did you?" Sakura said with a scowl.

"No way man, it's fucking creepy down there, and I kept hearing these moaning & groaning sounds!" Everyone stayed silent as they mentally killed Naruto inside their heads.

"C'mon lets go get him." Gaara said between clenched teeth.

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Sasuke walked down the roads as he held Hinata in his arms bridal style. "Wow, this is going to be the best christmas ever!" Sasuke exclaimed. Hinata was trying to say something, but her words only came out as grumbles, grs, and other weird sounds. "Huds askdis mmmfhsmmmaskickmmassmdj." Sasuke looked down at Hinata, and smiled. "Awe, I wuv you too my widdle cuddle bunny!" If Hinata could talk she would of said every colorful word in the dictionary.

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"Here's where the noises was coming from!" Naruto pointed towards the door. Sakura pushed everyone out the way, and with one hit the door flew off its hinges, and crashed through the wall. "Geez, um thanks Sakura." Naruto said with an awkward smile. Everyone peeked into the room to find Kakashi lying on the floor as he groaned from starvation. He turned his head to the left to look at them. "Foood.......Foood...."

"We don't have time to eat Kakashi-Sensei!" Naruto yelled.

"What the fuck did you just say?" Kakashi asked.

"We don't ha--"

"The hell we do," He yelled. "I'VE BEEN LOCKED DOWN HERE THE WHOLE NIGHT! WITHOUT FOOD! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! I'VE BEEN STARVING! NOW IF IT WERE THE FREAK WITH THE STRENGTH, THE VILLAGE IDIOT, OR EVEN BUG BOY OVER THERE, YOU GUYS WOULD OF CAME LOOKING RIGHT AWAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT KAKASHI?" Kakashi then starts to mimic them.

"Hey, where's Sakura? Sakura isn't here. LETS GO LOOK FOR SAKURA!" He said in Naruto's voice.

"Hey, where's Naruto? Naruto isn't here. LETS GO LOOK FOR NARUTO!" He said in Sakura's voice.

"Hey, where's Ino? Ino isn't here. LETS GO LOOK FOR INO!" He said in Choji's voice.

"Hey, where's Kureni-Sensei? Kurenai-Sensei isn't here. LETS GO LOOK FOR KURENAI-SENSEI!" He said in Kiba's voice. Kakashi went down the list until he said everyone's name, except for Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro, of course.

"Oh, sorry we thought it was 10AM, we do have time to eat!" Everyone said except Gaara who looked extremely pissed. 'Gaara remeber this is for your Hinata.....Your wife.....Your love for a lifetime.......' Gaara said as he sat, and watch Kakashi stuff his face.

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