Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Collection of Naruto Yaoi Drabbles ❯ Of Trees, Training, and Teamwork ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
“Sakura? What exactly are you doing?” Hatake Kakashi asked his pink-haired student. He had been on his way to retrieve his team from their chakra control training when he ran into the girl banging her head repeatedly against a tree. After a moment of watching his student, Kakashi realized that she was muttering something under her breath. He crouched down next to her and listened intently.
“Sasuke…no…Naruto…why…”
Not able to tell what the hell had happened from Sakura's deranged muttering, Kakashi decided to investigate himself. He stood and continued on towards where he had left the team earlier in the morning. As he approached the clearing, the jounin expected to see a battle, or at the very least argument. He wasn't quite prepared for the sight that awaited him.
“Oh god Sasuke yes… just like that!” Naruto's moaned from somewhere nearby.
Kakashi looked up and almost fell over in shock. His visible eye widened and he dropped his trademark porn book. There high above on the underside of a tree branch were Sasuke and Naruto, naked as the day they were born, and Sasuke was enthusiastically sucking on the blonde's hardened arousal.
The silver-haired shinobi said nothing; he simply grabbed his book and backed slowly out of the clearing, not wanting to disturb his students' “bonding time”. On the way back he passed Sakura. The poor girl was still banging her large forehead against a tree and muttering insanely.
“Come on Sakura, we'd better get back to Tazuna's house for dinner.” Kakashi sighed while prying her away from the tree. “I certainly wanted you guys to get to know each other better, but I didn't think they would take it that far. I wonder if I can sell that idea to Jiraiya for his next book...”
How do you like my take on Sasuke and Naruto's tree-climbing exercises in the Wave Country? Personally I think this is how Kishimoto should have done it, but that's just me.