Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Collection of Naruto Yaoi Drabbles ❯ Untitled #1 ( Chapter 10 )

Sai needs a turn! I can't believe I forgot him! After this I bet he wishes he had remained forgotten. SaiNaru drunken craziness. I couldn't think of a title for this one lol.

 

 

“Sai, why do you say the word `penis' so much?” Naruto asked his teammate when they were stumbling home from the bar one night, both thoroughly smashed.

 

“It's fun to say.” Sai giggled. Yes that's right, giggled. Sai wasn't a mean drunk or a happy drunk, oh no, he was a little girl drunk. “Say it with me Naru-chan!” the former Root member cried.

 

“S-Sai you've got fuckin' problems man!”

 

“Penis! I love penis!” the raven-haired teen chorused enthusiastically. “Naruto show me your penis!”

 

“You show me yours first perv!” the blond retorted hotly.

 

“Ok, but only if you promise not to touch it.”

 

“Dude, why the hell would I want to touch it?” Naruto yelled, getting extremely pissed off.

 

“Because you're gaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” Sai cheered in a singsong way.

 

“Whaaaaaat? Why am I gay? You're gay! You're the one who loves penis so much!” Naruto ranted at the nearest streetlight, unaware that Sai had moved behind him and had started taking off his clothes. “Hey where'd you go Sai!?” the blond asked when he realized he had been talking to a lamppost for the past 3 minutes.

 

“I'm right here Naru-channnnnnnn! Look at my penis!”

 

Naruto turned around against his better judgment and found Sai pole dancing across the street, fully erect and having the time of his life. He continued dancing for a stunned Naruto until he finally passed out a few minutes later.

 

“Man that guy's weird. And I am sooooooooooo not gay!” Naruto slurred at his new best friend the lamppost before continuing on his way home.

 

 

Poor lamppost or luckiest streetlight ever? You decide! And review too if you would be so kind.

 

P.S. Naruto is so gay lol.