Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Night with Santa ❯ A Night with Santa ( Chapter 1 )

Title: A Night with Santa

Author: Kleptomaniac Can Opener

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Santa x Itachi x Naruto x Shino

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi, “Twas the Night Before Christmas” belongs to Clement Clarke Moore, and “The Nightmare Before Christmas” belongs to Tim Burton (I think).

 

Summary: It was a Christmas miracle!

 

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” played all through the house

While Itachi watched his lover slide on a blouse

 

The stockings were snug; they were slipped on with care

The skirt was jacked high so his ass was left bare

 

Naruto glanced over and stuck out his tongue

Then with a wiggle and shake, a wink he did flung

He yanked on some mittens and slapped on a red hat

And Itachi thought about spanking the brat

 

Then down by the chimney there came such a clatter

They both swore they heard the sound of glasses shatter

 

Kunai and ninja stars were out in a flash

(How did Naruto pull that out of his ass?)

They both relaxed when they saw what was afoot

It was their lover Shino, now covered in soot

 

Shino knocked the soot off his brand new red coat

And brushed the false beard that made him look like a goat

The boy's broken glasses now hung off of one ear

But that did not quail his good holiday cheer

 

With some care he tossed down a brown, rugged sack

They saw with many a sex toy it had been packed

With dildos, with butt plugs, with light-up vibrators!

With cock rings, with ball gags, and some rope for later!

They fucked on the floor and all the way down the hall,

They fucked until their cum stained every wall!

 

The night still had life; none of them were going to bed

But there came a pause when they heard sounds of a sled

It's peculiar and queer, who could it be?

Then Naruto shouted, “It's Santa!” with much glee

 

Lo' and behold, St. Nicholas bounded on down

With a twinkle in his eyes, he looked around

The three were surprised; he was no jolly old man

In fact he looked like Kakashi, but with a tan

 

He still sported the beard, like a cloud on his cheeks

And on him the bright outfit looked really quite chic

 

With a big grin and a laugh that was merry

The trio realized he had one too many sherries

 

“My dear boys,” he had said, “I had noticed your plight.

If you are going to do it then do it right.”

He whipped off his belt with a resounding snap

It sent shivers all through them like a thunderclap

 

Before they knew it they were doing his will

Into Itachi new positions he instilled

He thrusted and thrusted while flat on his belly

(It's making him feel like a bowlful of jelly)

 

Naruto had learned something new about himself

(He also found a fun use for that old shelf)

 

Shino was given new glasses and advice

On how flavored lube could make things twice as nice

 

With a wide smile and a nod of his head

He said, “It's time that I returned to my stead.”

Up the chimney he went in a sparkling stream

The three of them wondered if it had all been a dream

 

But they heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”