Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Abnormalities ❯ A Day Gone Awry ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. I'm a poor college student so the only money that your gonna get are my loans.

Warnings: major OOC, inaccuracies, and language

Authors note: I should be writing my mid-term paper right now but decided not to (obviously). Instead I wisely invested my time to write this fiction that makes no sense at all. I totally understand if nobody reads this or wants me to continue. But if you do and leave a review, I promise that I will update this a lot faster the A Dangerous Seduction (suffering from major writer's block but still working on it). That was not a shameless bribe (yes it was). So onto the story (can it even be called that?).

Chapter One: A Day Gone Awry

Sakura ran desperately, disregarding branches that scraped her skin and tore at her hair as she leaped from tree to tree. Her chest heaving for oxygen, she forced herself to muffle her pants and tensely listened for her pursuer.

`Not that I would be able to hear him,' she derisively snorted to herself. `Still, that doesn't mean that I'm just going to offer myself to Uchiha Itachi.' Sweatdropping, Sakura realized that a genin could easily track her down with the obvious trail she was leaving behind.

Pausing to catch her breath she began to use her infamous brain and analyzed her situation. `He would have caught up to me a while ago if I was indeed the person that he targeted. Hell, I probably wouldn't even have time to run! Wait…that means one of my teammates are in danger.'

Cursing herself, she prepared to run back to her death. She tensed her legs to leap off the branch only to squawk, jump back, and fall off clumsily as she suddenly looked into a pair of sharingan eyes. To her mortification, she was saved by the very man that she had been running from. He easily lifted her back onto the branch and set her back on her feet, his hand still gripping her arm. Terrified, Sakura braced herself for the killing blow, determined not to cry.

While Inner Sakura was trying to egg her on into fighting the dirty bastard. `Who cares if he was a former ANBU captain while we're just a chûnin med-nin?! At least die with a shred of dignity dammit!'

Sakura began to wish that Itachi would just hurry up and kill her so she could getaway from Inner Sakura's ranting. It was a pity that one couldn't escape from inside their head. After a few seconds of tense silence, Sakura peeked with one eye to assess the current situation. Itachi appeared to be studying her with unreadable eyes, his hand still gripping her. She watched him sweep his eyes over her body back to her face as a barely noticeable smirk flickered on his face.

`AHHHHH!! Why do we attract all the creepy guys!' wailed Inner and Outer Sakura at the same time. `At least its not that shark guy,' Inner Sakura muttered.

Even talking to the Akatsuki member was becoming more appealing then listening to Inner Sakura so she asked in her most threatening voice, "What does a Class S missing-nin want with me?"

Itachi did not look noticeably ruffled by her tone or her question. Inner Sakura hid her head in shame. Giving no indication that he was going to answer he casually pushed Sakura towards the tree trunk, shoving her back hard enough that it knocked the wind out of her. There was a desperate scramble to not fall off disgracefully for the second time. Catching her breath and balance she felt brave enough to shoot him an evil glare now that there was some distance between them.

"Hmm. I can see why my little brother is obsessed with you," Itachi drawled in a silky voice.

It took all of Sakura's willpower to keep her jaw from dropping. He attacked her unit just so he could hit on her?! And if ignoring and rebuffing her constantly was how Sasuke expressed his obsession then she couldn't wait to see what he was like when he in normal mode. These Uchihas' gave her nothing but grief and a huge headache.

`I should have never accepted this mission,' she thought with a groan. `And why are we just standing here? Obviously he's here either to kill me or molest me. I don't know if I want him to kill me or molest me. Although he is really hot. He's even hotter then Sasuke-kun. Gahh, what the hell am I thinking?! I'm not thinking. Grrr, I should have just stayed in bed today.' So immersed in her grievances, Sakura never noticed when Itachi phased right in front of her, boxing her in with his arms.

Frowning, she looked up, wondering why it got darker all of a sudden. Her terrified squeak didn't even make it past her throat. `Oh God, I don't wanna die! Please molest me. Please molest me…'

As if he heard her thoughts (he probably could too, that bastard), Itachi smirked again and leaned in impossible closer.

"Sooo," he purred. "Wanna fuck?"

This time, Sakura's jaw did drop.

"WHAT?!"

"I'll take that as a yes." With all that said and done Itachi teleported them back to the Akatsuki headquarters.