Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Adventure of Insanity ❯ Beginning of Chaos! MWHAHAHAH! ( Prologue )

Disclaimer: Twenty-six or so words: Don't own Naruto. Own whatever new character I make for this story.... and if I find out that you steal this story.... you shall regret it. *Glare

 

Hello! This is going to be my first story format fanfic.... S-

 

“CAN YOU SHUT UP AND START THE BLOODY STORY!?”

 

Hime... >_<

 

A black cat jumped on the author's head.

 

“What? If you don't start now... I am going to do it...”

 

Okay.... Jeez.

 

“Talking”

 

Thinking

 

'Animal talking'

 

Kyuubi talking to Naruto.

 

(Author's notes... Maybe. Or other things. >.>)

 

~~~***~~~ Scene change... or something like that.

 

 

 

Prologue: Beginning of Chaos! MUWHAHAHAHAH!!

 

 

 

 

The moonlight shone on a figure in a hooded black cloak, who was standing on a building in Konoha, the figure took off the hood of the cloak to show that it was a female. She shook her head as she remarked, “I wish I could see what their faces were going to be went they wake up... But, I still have place go and people to see and change! ”

 

She laughed and left Konoha like the wind... Yeah. >.>

 

~~~***~~~

Jiraiya aroused from her bed after the morning light shone on his face.

 

“Yawn... What should I do today? Watch the women bathing in the hot springs?”

 

Not noticing that his voice sound feminine, He got out of his bed and his sleepy eyes landed on his mirror. His eyes widen in shock, He pinched himself to see if he was hallucination...

 

“Ouch! ....Darn... I wasn't hallucinating..”

 

He sighed and look back at his reflection in the mirror, He was a white-haired female, who face that looked kinda like his male face just with feminine looks. He err... She made a remark, “I don't want to be a fem- Wait...”

 

Her perverted mind started to think of possibles, She laughed to herself, “I can actually don't have to hide in the bushes anymore! Hah! This body will help me to have better luck researching for my books. YES!”

 

She would have done a jig of joy, when her mind remind her about something.

 

“Wait... Tsunade, Naruto, and the others might noticed something... I am basically a female version of my male form... and They wouldn't have a hard time find out if I have a sister or cousin...”

 

............

 

.....

 

She said something that a kid shouldn't hear.... and let me tell ya... She yelled so loud it the birds flying away making all the bird noises there are.

 

~~~***~~~

 

Tsunade woke up when she heard a female shouting quite loudly.

 

“Now I know I am going in insane... That female sound almost like Jiraiya...”

 

She stopped dead, eyes widening in shock.

 

“D-did I JUST SOUND LIKE A MALE!?”

 

She looked down at herself.... Yup, Her body was that of a male...

 

“Oh....!”

 

A voice come from behind the door, it said, “Hokage-sama(1)! Is something wrong? I thought I heard a male voice coming from your room.”

 

Should I open the door and tell them what happen... Who am I kidding? They are going to find out anyway... With this in mind she Er.... I mean he opened the door and looked at the person.

 

“Yes, Something is wrong...”

 

The ninja stared in shock when he saw the Hokage.

 

“What the? WHAT HAPPEN!? You are a... male!!”

 

“Why thank you for noticing....”

 

~~~***~~~

Iruka roused from his bed, He was about to yawn when he glance down to his cloths.

 

“What? My cloths... They weren't this big when I went to bed... Hm... Now where is my mirror...”

 

He found his mirror and stared at himself.

 

“What!? My body look as if I was a kid again!”

 

He sighed as he start to rip his cloths to make it fit his small body.

 

“I guess I will go to Naruto's home first then go tell Hokage-sama.”

 

He sneaked out of his house and walked quickly over to Naruto's home, He knocked on the door.

 

“Naruto! Its Iruka, Open the door!”

 

He heard what sound like a fox in Naruto's house. Looking surprised at hearing that sound, Iruka opened the door and was about to say something to Naruto when he saw a small fox... and no one else...

 

“What the...!?”

 

~~~***~~~

Naruto woke up to notice that his cloths shouldn't be this big, He managed to get out of the cloths and the bedsheets. He peered at his hands Err... paws. Red colored paws... What am I!? Perhaps looking at my tail will help. He glanced at his tail...

 

' Hm... Red tail... Hey, It look like a fox tail... At lest I don't have nine tails.. '

 

HEY! What wrong with nine tails!?

 

Normal foxes don't have nine tails... and I am now a normal fox.... with a demon fox in me...

 

........Bah.

 

Stupid demon fox....

 

I AM NOT STUPID, YOU BAKA(2)!

 

Yes yo- Hm?

 

He stopped having his mind argument with Kyuubi when he heard Iruka knocking on the door and asking for Naruto to opened the door.

 

'Master Iruka? Darn.... I don't think I can open the door as I am now...'

 

He saw that Iruka was opening the door. This is going to be a awkward moment.... He stared in astonishment at Iruka.

 

'What? Iruka look like a kid!'

 

Iruka was staring at Naruto with scrutinize eyes, Iruka shook his head.

 

“Is that you, Naruto?”

Naruto nodded his head, and yelped out, 'Yes, It is me!'

 

“..... We're going to have to explained this to Tsunade... Aw... Awkward moments ahead...”

 

~~~***~~~

 

Kakashi woke and noticed quickly that his hands... have silver fur.

 

“....What?”

 

He got out of bed and went to his mirror, his reflection was something type of canine-man. >.> and his fur color was... Ya guess it SILVER! Yeah...

 

“.... This is going to be interesting when I met Naruto and Sakura... Perhaps.”

 

He changed from his sleeping cloths into his ninja outfit with the mask, and grabbed a cloak with a hood. He walked out of his house.

 

~~~***~~~

 

Gai got out of bed when he heard the birds making loud noises.

 

“DARN IT! WHY CAN YOU SHUT UP, YOU STUPID BIRDS!?”

 

...... Waiting for him to noticed that his voice was a woman voice....

 

“AHH!!! I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN! Please don't let me look like a woman, Please!!”

 

He looked at his mirror, A girl looked back at him.... O_O Oh my... S-she look like Gai! ...Just cuter looking.... and her hair isn't a true Gai's hair... Yay.

 

“..... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I AM A WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

~~~***~~~

 

Jiraiya, who decided to tell Tsunade that he was now a she, almost fell off the roof she was on when she heard a loud screech.

 

“....Well, I am not the only one who was turn into a woman.... But why in the heck did have to be Gai?”

 

She shook her head, and glimpsed down right when Iruka, who was carrying Naruto, was walking stealthy to Tsunade's office. What the!? Why do I have a feeling that Naruto? She jumped off the roof and landed in front of Iruka.

 

“... Please don't tell me that Naruto in your arms and it just a small fox... and you aren't Iruka.”

 

Naruto stared at the female that was in front of him and Iruka.

 

'That can't be Ero-senin... Can it?'

 

“....Yes it is Naruto and I am Iruka.”

 

The female Jiraiya shook her head, she spoke up, “ I guess I am not only one that had something happen to themselves as sleep....”

 

'....Great, the Ero-senin in female body.... This is not going to end well...'

 

I have to agree with you, human.

 

Why thank you...

 

“Hm.... I wonder who else has something happen to them?”

 

“Well, There Gai, Me, you, and Naruto...”

 

“And myself.”

 

Jiraiya, Iruka, and Naruto turned to the shadows to see Kakashi, who took of the hood of his cloak to show the canine looks and silver fur.

 

Jiraiya said with sarcasm, “Yay... A werewolf.... just what we needed...”

 

“I don't think we needed a male pervert as female either.”

 

“Shut u-”

 

Another loud scream come from Gai's house as Gai opened the door and run out, Gai run right into a wall near Jiraiya, Kakashi, Naruto, and Iruka.

 

“....”

 

“....Dynamic entrance?”

 

That wasn't funny.....

 

Agreed.

 

“Jiraiya... If you were trying to be funny.... It didn't work.”

 

“Whatever, Iruka... Let's get to Tsunade before a another big scene happens.”

 

Jiraiya walked to over to where Gai, She grabbed her and put Gai over her shoulder. Jumping on the roof of the building, Jiraiya walked to Tsunade's office. The others followed.

 

~~~***~~~

 

Meanwhile, In Tsunade's office, Shizune shook her head again.

 

“I still can't believe that you were a female yesterday and now is a male... How are we going to change you back?”

 

“Don't know.... As far as I know... I could be stuck as a male.”

 

Shizune was about to say something when a ninja walked, He bowed.

 

“Hokage-sama! There are some people, who want to talk to you.”

 

Tsunade sighed and was about to say something when a woman carrying another woman walked in, Soon after a kid with a fox in his arms and a man wearing a cloak with the hood on walked in. The first woman laid down the another woman on the ground.

 

“Hello, Tsunade... This is going to be hard to explain.... What the?”

 

The woman noticed that Tsunade was a man. She shook her head and laughed softly to herself.

 

“What do you know... Tsunade got same thing happen to her as it did to us.”

 

Tsuande glanced at the female.

 

“...Please, don't tell me that you, Jiraiya.”

 

“Okay, I wouldn't tell you. I will let Iruka or Kakashi tell you.”

 

Tsunade rolled his eyes at Jiraiya, He turned his gaze on the kid, the another female, the fox, and the man.

 

“No need for them to tell me... Alright, Who is who? I am guess Gai is the another female, and Iruka is the kid... But the others?”

 

“You are right about Iruka, and Gai. Kakashi is a werewolf, Naruto is the fox.”

 

Tsuande nodded his head, A noise come from Gai as she woke up. Gai rubbed her eyes.

 

“Ow... Did anyone get the number of that bus?”

 

“....It wasn't a bus.... You hit a wall.”

 

“Oh yeah.”

 

Tsuande looked at the others.

 

“Did any of you noticed anything strange before you when to sleep?”

 

The response were of these kinds..

 

“No much... Just that I was a male before I went to sleep...”

 

“Same as Jiraiya.”

 

“Nothing at all... Unless you count that I wasn't a werewolf last night.”

 

Iruka and Naruto shook their heads.

 

Tsunade sighed.

 

“I guess... We are going to have to ask some other people...”

 

“Hey, I am just thinking... If Tsuande had big breasts as a female... does that me-

 

Tsuande smacked Jiraiya on the head.

 

“Shut up, Jiraiya...”

 

Jiraiya rubbed her head.

 

“I didn't even get a chance to finish the sentence.”

 

“Because we already know what you were going to say...”

 

'Once a pervert... always a pervert..'

 

......... Wonder if he was a pervert since birth?

 

You never know....

 

Sama: Means Lady or Lord... or you just have great respect for them.

Baka: Means Idiot, Stupid, moron, ...You get the idea.

 

There! I am done with the prologue! Yay! Eight pages.... O_o.... A prologue isn't usually that long... Right?

 

“Meh... I don't know.”

 

/Shrug Well, I hope you the reader like it! And pardon any grammar mistakes.... or spelling... and silliness... I don't think I can ever be very serious...

 

 

Next time: We shall look at what happen to the sound and the sand! ....Yay?