Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Adventure of Insanity ❯ Akatsuki.... in Chaos! ....And who this? ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Twenty-six or so words: Don't own Naruto. Own whatever new character I make for this story.... and if I find out that you steal this story.... you shall regret it. *Death glare*

 

Chapter 2 is here now! Time for the Akatsuki have some chaos! Oh yeah!

 

“....Meh.... Don't you dare d-”

 

do the :P..... I know, I know....*Mumbles* Stupid cat...

 

“What....? -_-”

 

Nothing. >_> Oh yeah! You will see me calling Kisame sexy sometimes... Why? I blame some people in a Naruto forum that called him and Sasori... 'The sexy duo of Akatsuki'... Yeah. >.>

 

“Talking”

 

Thinking

 

'Animal talking'

 

Kyuubi talking to Naruto.

 

(Author's notes... Maybe. Or other things. >.>)

 

~~~***~~~ Scene change... or something like that.

 

Chapter Two: Akatsuki.... in Chaos! ....And who this?

 

A figure was see walking away from someplace, They smiled to themselves.

 

“Heh.... I got the Akatsuki.... Wonder if 'she' found what I did yet... Let's go look!”

 

The figure ran off gleefully.

 

~~~***~~~

 

Itachi woke up from his sleep, He yawned sleepy.

 

Aha... What a good night sleep... Wait a moment!

 

He looked at his body.... which is now a body of a black weasel.

 

'A weasel..... How am I going to tell this to the rest of the Akatsuki? ...I had better wake up Kisame.'

 

He looked at where Kisame was sleeping at and.... Stared in shook in seeing a human looking girl where Kisame was suppose to be.... the Samehada(Is that the name of Kisame's sword?) was right by her.

 

What the.... Can that be Kisame?

 

Itachi walked over there to wake up the girl was sleeping face up, He started to shake the girl.

 

'WAKE UP, KISAME! WAKE UP!'

 

The girl turned to her side.

 

“Don't worry.... There is enough of sexy me to go around... Zzzz”

 

Itachi's expression was whatever face you make when ya are thinking 'What the HFIL!?'

 

.....THE HECK!? WAKE UP!

 

He tried to shake her again, After trying to do that for five minutes... He decide to try something else.

 

Didn't want to do this.... But.

 

He bit one of the fingers of girl, The girl jumped up and threw the weasel in the air yelling curses.

 

“What the H**L!? WHO BITE MY FINGER!?”

 

She saw the weasel, who landed on his feet, and growled. She grabbed her sword, which was Samehada.

 

“So, you were the one who dare bite finger of sexy Kisame!? Well, time to die!”

 

The weasel just gave her a look of '....moron.' and pointed at her with the look of 'Look at yourself'.

 

“Hm? You want me to looked at myself.... Alright...”

 

She looked at herself.... and screamed out.

 

“WHAT THE!? I AM A GIRL!!!!! ...How am I going to tell Itachi or Akatsuki that I am a girl!? ...Wait....”

 

She looked at the weasel, who had eyes of a Uchiha.

 

“....That not you is it, Itachi?”

 

The weasel nodded his head.

 

'Yes.'

 

Kisame stared at him.

 

“....Well.... at least we both have to tell the Akatsuki what happen to us...”

 

Itachi was about to say something when Kisame started to laugh.

 

“Hehehe... Can you imagine Sasuke trying to kill you?”

 

Itachi glared at the girl.

 

'That not funny.....'

 

Kisame stopped laughing and glanced.

 

“Then again.... I don't think anyone is going to tell him that his dear brother is a weasel.”

 

Itachi shook his head.

 

'Let's just go and find the other Atatsuki what happen to us.'

 

“Alright.”

 

They went to find where the others are.

 

~~~***~~~

 

Sasori woke up and noticed... His body looked like a live scorpion not a puppet body.

 

'What the....?'

 

Before he could do anything, Deidara woke up just then and looked at the scorpion sitting on the clothing of Sasori. Blinking, Deidara spoke to the scorpion.

 

“Hey, you! Do you know where Sasori is, scorpion? ....Like why he didn't take his clothing when he left?”

 

Sasori just stared at him with the look '....I am Sasori'.

 

'...IDIOT! I AM SASORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

 

He blinked at the scorpion.

 

“You are Sasori? Well, This is going to make the Atatsuki goal harder to get done....”

 

The scorpion just nodded his head.

 

“I guess we better go find the others and tell them what happen.”

 

'Yes... now let's go, Idiot.'

 

“HEY! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!”

 

Sasori [Insert look of 'How did you hear me? You can't understand animalese(<.<...>.>....Er...I don't know why I make/use that word. >.>)...']

 

“....Sure, I can't understand you, but I still know you called me something!!!”

 

'Bah...-_-'

 

The scorpion started to walked off.

 

“Hey! WAIT FOR ME! STUPID SCORPION!!!!”

 

'....Shut up...'

 

~~~***~~~

 

What seem to be a young woman is seen in standing in a peaceful forest.... well, until she started to cursed.

 

“D*MN THAT GIRL! Why did she have to do that to Konoha, Sand, Sound and Atatsuki!?!?”

 

A voice comes from the forest, the voice belong to a girl wear leather armor and carrying a bow 'n' arrows.

 

“Calm down.... you are scaring the animals...”

 

“I don't care, Komachi.”

 

“You should.... Lady Fate.”

 

The woman snorted furiously.

 

“Like heck I am going to calm down!!!”

 

“I see what I did.... made ya wrathful.”

 

The figure that cause all the chaos, she smiled at Komachi and Fate. Fate gave her a death glare.

 

“Ayako.... YOU BETTER GIVE ME A GOOD REASON WHY YOU CHANGE THOSE PEOPLE'S FORMS AND AGE!!!!!”

 

Ayako... did a anime sweat drop.

 

“....I thought it would be fun?”

 

Fate twitched and tried not to go on a rampage, She growled out.

 

“Fun...? YOU JUST CHANGE THE FREAKING FUTURE!!!!!!!!”

 

“That bad?”

 

“YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

Ayako rubbed back of her head.

 

“Oops?”

 

Fate scowled at her and started to call her bad names.... Komachi did a face fault into the ground, Ayako sweat dropped again.

 

“O_o... Er.. Before ya try to kill me for what I did... I will tell ya how to fix it. >.>”

 

Fate stopped and looked at the soon to be dead... maybe Ayako.

 

“Alright.... What is it”?”

 

Ayako started to tell them.

 

~~~~End of the chapter!~~~

 

Baka: Idiot, stupid ...ya know.

 

....Er... Don't kill me for this cliffy? >.>....I have to decide if I want them to hunt down Ayako and make her change them back or have them go find a thing to change them back.... like a lake.(I am more for this one. >.>)

 

“....Baka....”

 

What you say?

 

“.....Nothing.... Baka. “

 

*Growl* ....Hey... I just notice... this is shorter than the last chapters. >.>

 

Next time: We will learn what Konoha, Sand, Sound and Atatsuki has to do to change their forms back to normal! ..That is if I am not dead for the cliffy. >.>