Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures in Ponyland ❯ Chapter two ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Sytar Madison 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 10.17.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 10.17.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
I got an amusing response to the first chapter of this story. So I'm back for another go. I'm planning to have about five chapters of this written. A friend asked if I was sticking to just the Naruto characters. For now, yes. I'm not sure if I want to try and write other anime characters in this kind of story.
Still crack-induced. The Naruto gang in Ponyland. It's still read at own risk.
Let's see who gets a turn this time.
I don't own Naruto or My Little Pony.
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"Kakashi?"
"Hm?"
"Please tell me that you pissed off Kurenai-san recently."
Iruka's voice filters through Kakashi's sleepy mind and the silver haired man shifts as the strange tone sends up warning bells in his head. Taking his time to respond, Kakashi carefully doesn't make any sudden movements. "Not even I can piss off someone who isn't even in Konoha, love. Kurenai has been out of the village for the last week and half on a mission with her team." He finally opens his eye to look at his lover then stops. Blinks at the dark cream pony with a horn and dark honey colored mane and tail and a very distinct scar across its' nose. Said pony which is glaring rather intently at him. And so ready to use the horn as a weapon. "Iruka?"
"Yes it's me you bastard! Who in the hell did you piss off?!" 'Iruka' roars, jerking his head side to side and that horn sails dangerously close to Kakashi's face as he leaps up and up and up, 'what the hell!? "Get down here so I can stab you, bastard!"
"Huh?" Kakashi twists his head around and freezes as he sees silver wings beating at the air, holding him aloft. Dropping his head as far down as he can, he stares at what is clearly four silver legs with a pale silver hair flickering from what can only be his back end. "This wasn't my fault!" Yelps as his lover tries to leap up in an attempt to stab him. Lunging out of reach, he stares down at Iruka.
"Lies!"
Frantically searching for an answer that will stop Iruka from trying to run him through with that rather sharp looking horn. "I don't even know what the hell is this place! We were in that clearing last I knew! You suggested I take a nap so I did. I can't perform jutsus asleep."
Angrily, Iruka snarls up at Kakashi. Slowly the truth of the words sink in and he exhales loudly. "You're right."
"Are you going to keep trying to stab me?"
"Don't push your luck." Scowling, he shoots him a look. "Get down here."
"Only if you promise that you won't attack me." Kakashi refuses to budge, hovering in mid-air.
"Fine I won't. Is that good enough?"
Beaming, he tries to descend and finds that he can't. "Uh. I seem to be stuck."
"....How can you be stuck in mid-air!? Aren't you suppose to be a genius, asshole?!"
Ignoring Iruka's insult, Kakashi cranes his neck around to stare at the wings fixed to his sides and regards them. "Hmm." The flapping of said wings suddenly increase and eyes huge, he goes spiraling straight for a tree, out of control. Tilting his head around, he peers around him, finding himself hanging upsidedown by his hind legs and completely tangled up in the branches. Pain lances up one side and he tries to see what he damaged. A worried shout comes from below and he calls back. "I'm fine. Just tangled."
Peering up through the branches, Iruka tries to locate his lover, front hooves braced on the tree. "For a so-called genius, you suck at flying, love."
"Give me a break. It was my first time." The voice is suddenly a lot closer and Kakashi comes falling out of the tree to slam squarely into Iruka.
Tangled up together, neither notices the amused ponies watching them.
Iruka lets out a string of curses as he kicks his way free, nailing Kakashi in the head, groin and just under one wing. Freezing, he stares at the newcomers. "......Hello..?"
"Maaa, since when were you so mean to me, love?" Kakashi's pitiful sounding voice comes from behind him.
"Since you became an asshole." Snapping, he glares at his lover only to wince when he sees that the other man..eh pony is bleeding. "I'm sorry."
Making a so put upon sound, Kakashi gingerly lays down and frowns. His eye focused on the strangers warily.
"I wonder if they're like the other two that showed up."
They share a look, 'others?'
"They do seem to be rather clumsy."
"Do they have funny names too?"
"Are you going to teach us genjutsu?"
The voices mingle together as the ponies whisper among themselves, only the last question aimed at Iruka and Kakashi.
Blinking down, he stares at the small pony regarding him curiously. "Where did you hear that term from?"
"Genma and Raidou."
Sighing, Iruka shakes his head. "I'm afraid not, little one. Only certain people can learn how to do that."
"People?" Baby Lofty stares at him. "You're a pony."
"Right." He pauses then looks at the baby pony. "Where are we?"
"Ponyland! Our home. I'm Baby Lofty! What's your name?"
"I'm Iruka and that's Kakashi."
Baby Lofty immediately spins and shouts. "It's Kakashi, Baby Ribbon! The person Genma yelled at!" Bounding over, she races around Kakashi happily.
"......."
Knowing how his lover is around young children, Iruka quickly goes to his rescue. "Now now, children, calm down." Uses his teacher's voice and sternly gets them to behave.
"Listen to Iruka." A newcomer pushes her way through, shooing others away with ease. "I apologize for them. It's not too often strangers show up in Ponyland. The baby ponies are still excited from your friends' visit." Ember pushes Baby Ribbon away with the ease of long practice. "Twilight will heal your friend for you."
"Actually, he's my lover."
"Yes, I figured as much. Much like Genma and Raidou are married." Agreeing, Ember nods to a nearby unicorn who makes her way towards Kakashi. She laughs at his surprised look. "Don't look so shocked. When one gets to be my age, you learn to see things others don't. To know things others don't."
Watching the unicorn heal his lover, he asks the question that won't leave him alone. "Could you help us get home?"
"I don't know." Her voice is soft and regretful as she answers. "Mister Moochic sent your friends home without a problem, I believe. Will that work again? I wish I could say yes. If you want, I can take you to him."
"Thank you." Relief heard in his voice as he thanks her, grateful for her help. Several shouts gain their attention and both look to see who is yelling.
Hanging upsidedown in mid-air, wings beating furiously, Kakashi tries to escape from the brats. Baby Lofty darting around him and he flips right side up and with wings grabbing at the air, zooms off at high speed. Baby Lofty tries her best to follow him. Glancing back, he smirks at the baby.
"KAKASHI LOOK OUT!"
Swinging his head around at Iruka's shout, he sees the fast approaching tree branch and struggles to stop. Slamming into the branch, he spins rapidly around it before hitting the ground on his back, legs all askew.
"Kakashi!"
"....Iruka?"
"Are you alright?!" Peering anxiously down at him, he nudges him with his nose.
"I think brakes are needed."
"........."
"Iruka?"
"Yes, Kakashi?"
"I'm hor..
"HATAKE KAKASHI THERE ARE BABIES PRESENT! YOU WILL NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!" Eye twitching, Iruka looms over his laying down lover, a scowl on his face.
Innocently gazing up at the irrate pony, he beams. "I was going to say I'm horribly hungry. Why, sensei, what did you think I was going to say?"
Muscle spasming in his forehead, Iruka lets out a bellow and launches himself forward. Grabbing Kakashi by the throat, he proceeds to strangle him. Bright red and shrieks. "IF I WAS ABLE TO FORM HANDSEALS RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD BE DEADMEAT, HATAKE!" Completely ignoring the fact that the older 'pony' just fell out of the sky after colliding with another tree branch.
"Iruka, he's turning blue. While it's rather attractive, I don't think you want him dead." Ember's voice breaks into the scuffle and both freeze. Kakashi half on top of Iruka and has a hoof clamped over his mouth which Iruka is trying his best to bite. Iruka is sprawled on his back with both hooves wrapped tightly around Kakashi's throat and they share a long look before releasing each other.
Sounding far too amused, the female pony lets out a laugh and shakes her head. "Come on, we're not far from Mister Moochic's."
Limping, they follow her but don't get very far when Iruka starts to feel strange. Feeling himself tumbling towards the ground, Kakashi's concerned voice sounding far away, he blacks out.
"Iruka? Wake up."
Something insistently taps him on the cheek and he lifts a hand, batting it away then his eyes fly open as memory intrudes. Sitting bolt upright, he stares at his hands then turns to see the person was trying to wake him up. "............." Two mismatched eyes stare back at him but the face they're set in is all wrong.
"What's wrong?"
"You....you didn't change back."
"What are you talking about?"
"You're still a pony!"
Kakashi blinks at him then glances down at himself. "Yea, I noticed."
"WHAT?!"
"On the plus side, we're back in Konoha. Or I think we are." Brightly relays that piece of information to his lover.
"......How are we going to explain the fact that you, the Copy Nin, is a goddamn pony?!"
"Ember gave me something she hopes will work."
"And if it doesn't?"
"Then I'm stuck like this permanently." Sounds very cheerful over that.
A vein twitches in his face and he turns a bright, dangerous red. "Kakashi." His voice is low and husky. "I suggest you run."
"Oh? Why?"
"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, ASSHOLE! GET BACK HERE!" Charges after his beloved, not realizing that he didn't turn back human fully either.
Leaping away, Kakashi takes to the sky and grins down at the very irate chuunin. "You have to catch me first."
"GET DOWN HERE, BASTARD, BEFORE SOMEONE SEES A FUCKING FLYING PONY!"
"Too late."
"Gai-sensei, what is that?!"
"WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY CREATURE! IT IS A SIGN THAT OUR YOUTH IS ETERNAL!"
"SHUT UP GAI-SENSEI!" Iruka shrieks that, bursting out from some trees and throws a rock at the spandex wearing man.
Taken back by the sudden attack, Gai falls over from being nailed in the head by said rock.
"Gai-sensei!"
"You shut up too, Lee!"
"...Iruka-sensei?"
"Not now! Where in the hell did that idiot go?!"
"You mean Winged Pony-kun?"
"Yes!"
"He went that way, Iruka-sensei." Tenten cuts in, pointing in the direction the 'pony' took off in.
Nodding, Iruka gives chase, leaving three confused genin and one concussed jounin behind.
"I wonder why Iruka-sensei is chasing that pony. Or why he suddenly changed hair colors and grew a tail. ....And a horn." Tenten wonders outloud as she glances at their bleeding and unconscious sensei.
"I'm not even going there." Neji's voice is flat as he turns his back on them and walks away. Tenten spares another glance at their teacher and Lee before following.
Still crack-induced. The Naruto gang in Ponyland. It's still read at own risk.
Let's see who gets a turn this time.
I don't own Naruto or My Little Pony.
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"Kakashi?"
"Hm?"
"Please tell me that you pissed off Kurenai-san recently."
Iruka's voice filters through Kakashi's sleepy mind and the silver haired man shifts as the strange tone sends up warning bells in his head. Taking his time to respond, Kakashi carefully doesn't make any sudden movements. "Not even I can piss off someone who isn't even in Konoha, love. Kurenai has been out of the village for the last week and half on a mission with her team." He finally opens his eye to look at his lover then stops. Blinks at the dark cream pony with a horn and dark honey colored mane and tail and a very distinct scar across its' nose. Said pony which is glaring rather intently at him. And so ready to use the horn as a weapon. "Iruka?"
"Yes it's me you bastard! Who in the hell did you piss off?!" 'Iruka' roars, jerking his head side to side and that horn sails dangerously close to Kakashi's face as he leaps up and up and up, 'what the hell!? "Get down here so I can stab you, bastard!"
"Huh?" Kakashi twists his head around and freezes as he sees silver wings beating at the air, holding him aloft. Dropping his head as far down as he can, he stares at what is clearly four silver legs with a pale silver hair flickering from what can only be his back end. "This wasn't my fault!" Yelps as his lover tries to leap up in an attempt to stab him. Lunging out of reach, he stares down at Iruka.
"Lies!"
Frantically searching for an answer that will stop Iruka from trying to run him through with that rather sharp looking horn. "I don't even know what the hell is this place! We were in that clearing last I knew! You suggested I take a nap so I did. I can't perform jutsus asleep."
Angrily, Iruka snarls up at Kakashi. Slowly the truth of the words sink in and he exhales loudly. "You're right."
"Are you going to keep trying to stab me?"
"Don't push your luck." Scowling, he shoots him a look. "Get down here."
"Only if you promise that you won't attack me." Kakashi refuses to budge, hovering in mid-air.
"Fine I won't. Is that good enough?"
Beaming, he tries to descend and finds that he can't. "Uh. I seem to be stuck."
"....How can you be stuck in mid-air!? Aren't you suppose to be a genius, asshole?!"
Ignoring Iruka's insult, Kakashi cranes his neck around to stare at the wings fixed to his sides and regards them. "Hmm." The flapping of said wings suddenly increase and eyes huge, he goes spiraling straight for a tree, out of control. Tilting his head around, he peers around him, finding himself hanging upsidedown by his hind legs and completely tangled up in the branches. Pain lances up one side and he tries to see what he damaged. A worried shout comes from below and he calls back. "I'm fine. Just tangled."
Peering up through the branches, Iruka tries to locate his lover, front hooves braced on the tree. "For a so-called genius, you suck at flying, love."
"Give me a break. It was my first time." The voice is suddenly a lot closer and Kakashi comes falling out of the tree to slam squarely into Iruka.
Tangled up together, neither notices the amused ponies watching them.
Iruka lets out a string of curses as he kicks his way free, nailing Kakashi in the head, groin and just under one wing. Freezing, he stares at the newcomers. "......Hello..?"
"Maaa, since when were you so mean to me, love?" Kakashi's pitiful sounding voice comes from behind him.
"Since you became an asshole." Snapping, he glares at his lover only to wince when he sees that the other man..eh pony is bleeding. "I'm sorry."
Making a so put upon sound, Kakashi gingerly lays down and frowns. His eye focused on the strangers warily.
"I wonder if they're like the other two that showed up."
They share a look, 'others?'
"They do seem to be rather clumsy."
"Do they have funny names too?"
"Are you going to teach us genjutsu?"
The voices mingle together as the ponies whisper among themselves, only the last question aimed at Iruka and Kakashi.
Blinking down, he stares at the small pony regarding him curiously. "Where did you hear that term from?"
"Genma and Raidou."
Sighing, Iruka shakes his head. "I'm afraid not, little one. Only certain people can learn how to do that."
"People?" Baby Lofty stares at him. "You're a pony."
"Right." He pauses then looks at the baby pony. "Where are we?"
"Ponyland! Our home. I'm Baby Lofty! What's your name?"
"I'm Iruka and that's Kakashi."
Baby Lofty immediately spins and shouts. "It's Kakashi, Baby Ribbon! The person Genma yelled at!" Bounding over, she races around Kakashi happily.
"......."
Knowing how his lover is around young children, Iruka quickly goes to his rescue. "Now now, children, calm down." Uses his teacher's voice and sternly gets them to behave.
"Listen to Iruka." A newcomer pushes her way through, shooing others away with ease. "I apologize for them. It's not too often strangers show up in Ponyland. The baby ponies are still excited from your friends' visit." Ember pushes Baby Ribbon away with the ease of long practice. "Twilight will heal your friend for you."
"Actually, he's my lover."
"Yes, I figured as much. Much like Genma and Raidou are married." Agreeing, Ember nods to a nearby unicorn who makes her way towards Kakashi. She laughs at his surprised look. "Don't look so shocked. When one gets to be my age, you learn to see things others don't. To know things others don't."
Watching the unicorn heal his lover, he asks the question that won't leave him alone. "Could you help us get home?"
"I don't know." Her voice is soft and regretful as she answers. "Mister Moochic sent your friends home without a problem, I believe. Will that work again? I wish I could say yes. If you want, I can take you to him."
"Thank you." Relief heard in his voice as he thanks her, grateful for her help. Several shouts gain their attention and both look to see who is yelling.
Hanging upsidedown in mid-air, wings beating furiously, Kakashi tries to escape from the brats. Baby Lofty darting around him and he flips right side up and with wings grabbing at the air, zooms off at high speed. Baby Lofty tries her best to follow him. Glancing back, he smirks at the baby.
"KAKASHI LOOK OUT!"
Swinging his head around at Iruka's shout, he sees the fast approaching tree branch and struggles to stop. Slamming into the branch, he spins rapidly around it before hitting the ground on his back, legs all askew.
"Kakashi!"
"....Iruka?"
"Are you alright?!" Peering anxiously down at him, he nudges him with his nose.
"I think brakes are needed."
"........."
"Iruka?"
"Yes, Kakashi?"
"I'm hor..
"HATAKE KAKASHI THERE ARE BABIES PRESENT! YOU WILL NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!" Eye twitching, Iruka looms over his laying down lover, a scowl on his face.
Innocently gazing up at the irrate pony, he beams. "I was going to say I'm horribly hungry. Why, sensei, what did you think I was going to say?"
Muscle spasming in his forehead, Iruka lets out a bellow and launches himself forward. Grabbing Kakashi by the throat, he proceeds to strangle him. Bright red and shrieks. "IF I WAS ABLE TO FORM HANDSEALS RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD BE DEADMEAT, HATAKE!" Completely ignoring the fact that the older 'pony' just fell out of the sky after colliding with another tree branch.
"Iruka, he's turning blue. While it's rather attractive, I don't think you want him dead." Ember's voice breaks into the scuffle and both freeze. Kakashi half on top of Iruka and has a hoof clamped over his mouth which Iruka is trying his best to bite. Iruka is sprawled on his back with both hooves wrapped tightly around Kakashi's throat and they share a long look before releasing each other.
Sounding far too amused, the female pony lets out a laugh and shakes her head. "Come on, we're not far from Mister Moochic's."
Limping, they follow her but don't get very far when Iruka starts to feel strange. Feeling himself tumbling towards the ground, Kakashi's concerned voice sounding far away, he blacks out.
"Iruka? Wake up."
Something insistently taps him on the cheek and he lifts a hand, batting it away then his eyes fly open as memory intrudes. Sitting bolt upright, he stares at his hands then turns to see the person was trying to wake him up. "............." Two mismatched eyes stare back at him but the face they're set in is all wrong.
"What's wrong?"
"You....you didn't change back."
"What are you talking about?"
"You're still a pony!"
Kakashi blinks at him then glances down at himself. "Yea, I noticed."
"WHAT?!"
"On the plus side, we're back in Konoha. Or I think we are." Brightly relays that piece of information to his lover.
"......How are we going to explain the fact that you, the Copy Nin, is a goddamn pony?!"
"Ember gave me something she hopes will work."
"And if it doesn't?"
"Then I'm stuck like this permanently." Sounds very cheerful over that.
A vein twitches in his face and he turns a bright, dangerous red. "Kakashi." His voice is low and husky. "I suggest you run."
"Oh? Why?"
"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, ASSHOLE! GET BACK HERE!" Charges after his beloved, not realizing that he didn't turn back human fully either.
Leaping away, Kakashi takes to the sky and grins down at the very irate chuunin. "You have to catch me first."
"GET DOWN HERE, BASTARD, BEFORE SOMEONE SEES A FUCKING FLYING PONY!"
"Too late."
"Gai-sensei, what is that?!"
"WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY CREATURE! IT IS A SIGN THAT OUR YOUTH IS ETERNAL!"
"SHUT UP GAI-SENSEI!" Iruka shrieks that, bursting out from some trees and throws a rock at the spandex wearing man.
Taken back by the sudden attack, Gai falls over from being nailed in the head by said rock.
"Gai-sensei!"
"You shut up too, Lee!"
"...Iruka-sensei?"
"Not now! Where in the hell did that idiot go?!"
"You mean Winged Pony-kun?"
"Yes!"
"He went that way, Iruka-sensei." Tenten cuts in, pointing in the direction the 'pony' took off in.
Nodding, Iruka gives chase, leaving three confused genin and one concussed jounin behind.
"I wonder why Iruka-sensei is chasing that pony. Or why he suddenly changed hair colors and grew a tail. ....And a horn." Tenten wonders outloud as she glances at their bleeding and unconscious sensei.
"I'm not even going there." Neji's voice is flat as he turns his back on them and walks away. Tenten spares another glance at their teacher and Lee before following.