Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Air Angel ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter one continued…

 

Chapter One-

 

Naruto groaned sitting up. He was in a bed in a white room. “Where am I?” he looked around. The door opened and a blonde woman walked in. “Well hello brat.” Naruto blinked “Huh…?Um… who are you?” “Tsunade the 5th Hokage.” “The what?”

“Jeez, did Kakashi hit you that hard?” “Naruto!” Iruka ran in “Are you ok? Did that jerk of a ninja hurt you?” "What are ninja?" Naruto asked. Sighed he pointed at Tsunade. "She's a ninja" "So... there people?" Iruka nodded "Except they get special training." "Like us?" "Sorta..." Tsunade walked over "Care to explain why you two appeared outta nowhere in Kohona territory?" Naruto tilted his head to one side in confusion "But... we were in the Wood..." "Yes our woods." Iruka Shook his head "Not woods, Wood, it's where we're from." Naruto rubbed his temples. "Back when Sakuya pushed me down the hill..." Tsunade sweatdropped "He pushed you down a hill?" "It must have been some sorta teleportation jutsu!" Naruto slammed his pillow into his head "Sakuya you son of a bitch! I can't believe I told him he was cute! I'm such an idiot! God kill me now!" Iruka sweatdropped "N...Naruto" "You really are an idiot." Naruto's eyes snapped up "Saku-who the hell are you!? And why are you Sakuya's obviously evil twin?!" Naruto shouted pointing at the brunette entering the room. "Tch. Whatever physco, my name's Uchiha Sasuke." "SHUT UP YOU BASTARD! I'M NOT PHYSCOTIC!" Iruka sweatdropped "Oh dear..." Naruto jumped out of bed and walked out the door slamming it behind him. Sasuke leaned against the door-frame "Who's Sakuya?" Iruka sighed "Naruto's boyfriend." Sasuke tripped. "What, why the hell do I have to look like him?!" Iruka shrugged "You do..." Sasuke sweatdropped "This is too much." He growled opening the door, "And I refuse to look like that idiot's boyfriend!" "*sigh* Shame I offered you up to give him a home..." Sasuke aimed a kick at Kakashi. "Why. The. Hell. Did. You. Do. That?” Kakashi shrugged “I thought since they way you were eyeing him-““I WASN'T EYEING HIM YOU STUPID JOUNIN!” Sasuke pushed by Kakashi and stomped down the hall. Iruka sighed `Poor Naruto…'

 

Said blonde was punching cracks in a large boulder “Stu… pid… Sa… ku… ya… clone… with… duck… butt… hair…style!” Naruto shouted kicking the boulder in the center cracking it in half. He heard someone whistle. “Not bad blondie.” He turned around to see a guy with spiky brunette hair with a dog in his coat with another brunette with shade who gave off the I'm-just-creepy-don't-mind-me-aura, and a girl with violet eyes who was blushing. “Uh… I have a name.” “We didn't hear it, idiot.” “Watch it dog-boy!!” Naruto growled glaring menacingly at the wild brunette. The girl “eeped” and ducked behind the taller brunette that didn't a say anything. The `dog-boy' took a step forward “My name's Kiba for your info blondie,” The dog growled “and Akamaru and I'll tear you shreds!” “Calm down Kiba…”the tall brunette ordered lowly. “Then you shut him up Shino!” “Umm… we shouldn't fight…” the girl said quietly appearing behind Shino. “Hinata!” Kiba whined turning to look at the girl. Shino sighed and walked up to Naruto “You. What's your name so my friend will stop arguing?” Kiba stared at Shino “That's the longest sentence I've ever heard you say…” Naruto sweatdropped `Creepy…' Hinata smiled shyly at Naruto “It w…would by nice… to know y…your name…” Naruto smiled at the girl `finally someone sane!' “My name's Naruto.” “Oi, dobe.” Naruto spun around “Quit following me you stalker!!!” Sasuke sighed “It's not my fault Kakashi signed me for hell on earth, aka make you don't break your neck.” He glanced at Kiba “and so nobody else does…” “Teme!!!” Naruto shouted.

Sasuke sighed grabbing Naruto by the shirt he half pulled half dragged the struggling blonde down that path. “Lemme go!” “Stop struggling around.” “You jerk! How can you look it Sakuya?! He's nice and funny, and your, your just a bastard!” Sasuke sighed “Hate to disappoint you, but from I've heard your boyfriend's probably dead or ditched you for someone else.” Naruto smacked the brunette's hand away. Sasuke turned around “Oi.” “Stop.” “What are talking about?” Naruto felt tears run down his face. “Shut up you don't know him! Sakuya's not like that!” Sasuke scowled “He's human isn't he? All humans chase what they find interesting until they die or something else attracts their attention-*SMACK*” Sasuke staggered back a couple steps and looked at the blonde in shock nursing his bruised cheek. “Sakuya…”Naruto clutched his chest “Sakuya isn't like that… we've been friends for years… friend or lover he's still… he still just as close to me.” Naruto looked sharply at the brunette “You're nothing like Sakuya!” he shouted running into the woods. Sasuke lowered his gaze to the ground `I don't even know this Sakuya guy… why do I feel so bad?' Sasuke scowled before running after the blonde.

 

Chapter one Ending note-

 

Naruto: *Breaks down crying* SAKUYA!!!WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Sasuke:*pulls distressed blonde into his arms* Don't worry Naruto.

Naruto: S…Sasuke *looks at Sasuke with teary eyes*

Sasuke: *sweatdrop* Cute…

*Sakuya walks in*

Naruto: Sakuya!?

Sasuke+Sakuya: *stares at twin*thinking* Damn…he does look like me…except for the hair…

*author aka me walks in*

Sakuya:YOU!

Me:YOU?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!!!

Sakuya: *grabs May10baby* WHY THE HELL DOES HE GET TO TOUCH NARUTO?! <- jealous

Naruto: *sweatdrop* S…Sakuya…

Sasuke: * smirk* *pulls Naruto closer* that's just what she writes down…

*Flame of Fury/Envy engulfs Sakuya and May10baby*

May10baby:Owwie hot! HOT!

Sakuya+Sasuke:*glare*

*Lightning flashes across background*

Naruto: *sweatdrop* Oh dear…*blasts may10baby with a fire hose* Stop them!!!

May10baby: hmm… how about in chapter 2 the fangirls enter?

Naruto: ? fangirls?

May10baby: *nod nod* Yes fangirls it is…

Sasuke: *pales* Dear God…