Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ All Because of Ramen ❯ The One And only Chapter In This One-Shot ( One-Shot )

All Because Of Ramen

 

“Get back here with my ramen!” Naruto yelled, chasing a running Sakura down the street. Sakura turned back to laugh at Naruto when she hit something very hard.

 

“Oof!” She cried, as she hit the ground with a loud thump. She looked up to see the tall figure of Sasuke, one hand holding the bowl of steaming hot ramen, the other rubbing his forehead, warding off yet another headache.

 

“Why do you guys insist on acting like children?” Sasuke asked warily. Sakura opened her mouth to answer when she saw a cloud of dust, otherwise known as Naruto, coming at her at full speed.

 

“Umm, gotta go, bye, and thanks,” her last word fading off into the distance along with her body, as she ran away from the angered Naruto.

 

Sasuke stepped back slightly, just a nano second before Naruto ran right by him, still shouting after Sakura to stop. Sasuke blinked, and shrugged.

 

Sakura laughed maniacally as she tore down the street, still balancing the bowl of yummy ramen. She looked back to see how far behind Naruto was when she bumped into another hard thing.

 

She fell down, and opened her eyes to see the bowl of ramen falling. Sakura panicked and held out her hands to, somewhat, protect her face from the hotness of the ramen, forgetting that she was an experienced kunoichi, who happened to know the barrier jutsu. She somehow managed to catch the bowl, right before it was about to fall on her face.

 

“Do I really want to know?” Kakashi asked Sakura. Sakura grinned and was about to tell him, when Naruto came into sight, his face red from anger and exercise. Sakura quickly stood up and ran into the forest, still laughing her head off.

 

Kakashi looked after the pink haired girl, and then was nearly bowled over by a blur of orange. He regained his balanced in time to see Naruto chasing after Sakura, waving his favourite pair of chopsticks, pink with hearts on them, angrily at Sakura, while he tried to catch up.

 

Kakashi shrugged, not unlike the way Sasuke did, and reached into his pocket to resume reading Icha Icha Paradise, when…

 

“Hey! Where's my book?!” Kakashi yelled out. He patted his many, many pockets, searching for his lost book when he felt something in pocket number 18. He reached into the depths and withdrew…

 

“My brain!” Kakashi exclaimed, hugging the blob of, yuckiness tightly, before unscrewing some screws in his head, and plopping the brain back in.

 

Now that he had his brain back, he decided to use it.

 

“I know, I'll use the locating jutsu to see where my book is!” he said happily, very proud of himself for thinking of such a good idea. He started to do the hand movements when he paused.

 

“Wait, I forgot how to do it!!!” he wailed loudly, sinking to his knees, and putting his head in his hands in despair.

 

Meanwhile, Sakura was artfully dodging the many things that happened to be in her way as she sped through the forest, trying to keep the still hot bowl of ramen away from Naruto. Sakura looked back to see if Naruto had caught up to her yet, when, yep, you guessed it, she crashed into something hard.

 

This time, though, she didn't fall onto the ground, nope. This time, she fell backwards into the river. Sakura's green eyes widened when she realized that the ramen was going to die!

 

She thought fast and grabbed onto the closest thing, which happened to be Itachi, who happened to be the person she crashed into in the first place.

 

Sakura stabilized herself and ran off again when she saw Naruto's miniature speck appear in the distance.

 

Itachi stared after her disappearing figure and was knocked into the river by Naruto as he ran by, still chasing after Sakura, and now reading a book. It seemed to be…Icha Icha Paradise?

 

Back where Kakashi is.

 

“I think the hand makes the birdie sign first, wait, no, it's supposed to be the horsy one first, or was it the snake?” Kakashi mumbled to himself.

 

…Okay…Let's go back to Naruto and Sakura.

 

Sakura laughed evilly and kept teasing Naruto, first stopping until he was just about to grab the bowl of (still warm) ramen, then waving a strand of noodle in his face. They ran by many clearings, and many hot springs, and also, a very fancy fountain, with, dancing guys? Whatever, those two didn't care.

 

Lee stopped his spiritual dance with Gai, and turned to look at the two crazy, cough, pot calling the kettle black, cough, people who ran by their clearing.

 

“Youthful Gai, was that the youthful Naruto and the youthful Sakura, running youthfully by our youthful clearing holding a youthful bowl of ramen of youth and reading the youthful book of youth, Icha Icha Youthful Paradise?” Lee asked. Gai nodded wisely.

 

“It appears youthfully so, my youthful student of youth,” Gai said, before signaling Lee to start the dance of youth once more.

 

So, let's see, a bowl of ramen, Sasuke, headache, Kakashi, lost his brains, Sakura, Naruto, a bowl of ramen, Itachi, a bowl of ramen, Lee, youthful, a bowl of ramen, Gai, youthful, hmm, let's see if we can find out the connection…I KNOW! A BOWL OF RAMEN! Lol. All in all, this is a very typical morning.

 

BTW, that bowl of ramen is still hot, well, was. I just ate it.

 

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Tenchi: So, how was it? Tell me, PLEASE?!?