Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Annoying People [ Sasuke x Temari ] ❯ So Flirtatious ( Chapter 8 )

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Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.28.2006 | Updated On: 05.30.2006 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.4K | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Work In Progress

Chapter 8: So Flirtatious

Temari turned back to Sasuke and grinned.

“The fresh air smells so good,” she sighed, breathing deeply, “I was getting so sick of that hospital smell,” she laughed. Sasuke smiled a little and closed his own eyes, breathing it all in.

She's right.

It does feel good.

After three more days of being hospitalized, Temari and Sasuke were finally released. It was right on time too, because Temari was threatening to kill the nurse if she didn't let her breathe some “goddamn normal air”.

Temari was in a really good mood now though. She was practically skipping. Sasuke trailed behind her a little, his hands still jammed into his pockets.

The past three days, he had nothing to do but stare at a white ceiling for hours. Of course, that would either drive someone mentally insane, or make someone really really bored. Sasuke got really really bored. And since he was really really bored, he brooded over Itachi.

Even now, his head was still buzzing incessantly.

Why did Itachi come again…

He said all he wanted was Naruto…

So why the sudden interest?

It's not like he'd come for no reason…

Maybe it's beca—

“I told you to stop brooding.”

Sasuke blinked and looked up, mildly surprised. Temari had stopped walking, and was facing him. Her brow as arched and she wore a slight frown on her face.

“If you start worrying again, I'll chuck an acorn at you.”

Sasuke chuckled inwardly and tilted his head.

“As if it would actually hit me. Your aim sucks.”

Temari stuck out her tongue childishly.

“HEY, SASUKE-KUN!! SASUKE!!”

Temari and Sasuke winced at hearing the shrill, high voice of a certain pink haired girl. Twitchily, they turned around. Sakura and Naruto were walking towards them. Never mind, Sakura was sprinting towards them.

“SASUKE-KUN!!”

In a blur, Sakura had tackled Sasuke onto the ground with a loud thunk. Naruto finally caught up and put his hands no his knees, panting. He and Temari stared at Sakura who was forcefully hugging a “trying to escape” Sasuke.

“Oh, Sasuke-kun, I was so worried about you!!” she cried. Sasuke scowled and tried to pull away, but Sakura held onto him tightly.

“Why didn't you call me when you were in the hospital?! I would have visited you every day!!”

Temari and Naruto rolled their eyes.

“She's so annoying.” Temari scoffed, looking away from the disgusting sight. She scrunched up her face and made a “tch” sound.

“I wish Sakura-chan would worry about me like that...” Naruto muttered. He crossed his arms and plopped on his bottom, pouting.

Sasuke managed to pull Sakura off of him. Temari blinked. Man, he looked pissed.

Naruto also must have noticed too because he had grabbed Sakura's arm and ran away. Sakura was cursing him the whole time.

Silence again.

“She's really noisy.” Temari stated, staring at the direction where the two morons had ran off to.

Sasuke just grunted a reply and brushed himself off.

He just sat there for a moment, cursing Sakura in his mind.

Sasuke's current expression: >=[

Boink.

Ouch.

Sasuke rubbed the back of his head and glared at Temari. She tossed the acorn in her left hand, her right hand in a peace sign. She grinned.

“Told ya. You were brooding.”

Sasuke frowned.

“No I wasn't”

“Yes you were. Don't deny it.”

“…but I wasn't.”

“Yeah right. You were.”

“You're very annoying.”

“…You're mean.”

“…shut up.”

Boink

Ouch.

Sasuke glared at Temari again. Two acorns.

Temari snickered.

Sasuke couldn't believe that there was anything more annoying than Temari. Did it really take this little annoying girl to snap his mind into two broken pieces?

Well.

Guess so.

Temari screamed and jumped away onto the side of a building. Sasuke followed her, a smirk on his face. Who would've thunk it? (Okay, I know thunk is not a word T_T)

Uchiha Sasuke chasing a girl because she threw an acorn at him.

Heh.

They leapt from building to building, Temari giggling and Sasuke chasing her. Temari stopped short suddenly. Sasuke didn't expect this so…

They collided and tumbled onto the floor.

“What the fuck was that?”

“Wha- You just stopped right there!”

“Jesus Christ, man, you are heavy!”

“….You are such a rude little—“

Someone coughed above them.

Sasuke and Temari: o.o

Shikamaru stared at them, brow raised.

“Hey Sasuke. Temari, when did you come back to Konoha?”

They both brushed themselves off.

Temari smirked.

“Few weeks ago. What, you didn't see me?”

Sasuke recomposed himself and crossed his arms over his chest. He watched Shikamaru and Temari with glaring eyes.

“Whaat? She did? Geeze, Ino hasn't changed at all.” Temari laughed, rubbing the back of her head.

Shikamaru smirked and hunched his shoulders.

“Nahhh, she hasn't. What a troublesome woman.”

Why do I feel like I'm left out?
[-insert angry chibi Sasuke with a thought bubble over his head-]

It's not like I care if Temari isn't talking to me…

“Moron.” Temari said, tilting her head. Shikamaru grinned sheepishly and jammed his hands into his pockets.

Shikamaru's not that smart…

He's just a lazy idiot…

“Where'd you get that cut?” Shikamaru asked, pressing his finger against a bandage on Temari's cheek. Sasuke flinched involuntarily.

He touched her…

…

I really feel out of the conversation.

Temari shrugged and brushed his hand away.

“I walked into a tree.” She said jokingly, rolling her eyes.

Sasuke sat on the ground, scowling to himself. Shikamaru and Temari laughed and chatted behind him. Resting his head on his palm and propping his arm on his knee, Sasuke glared at the tree.

Temari is such a flirtatious moron.

[-----&&-----]

“What's up with you?” Temari asked, pulling her arms behind her head. Sasuke had been quiet for a while now. Well. More quiet then usual.

Sasuke grunted something and scowled.

Temari raised a brow and frowned.

“What's wrong?”

Sasuke raised his eyes toward her and Temari nearly stumbled.

Shit, he looked mad scary.

“Nothing.”

Temari's cheek jumped and she felt her anger flare up.

“Why're you so mad? Geeze, can't you be happy once in a while??”

Sasuke growled, “Shut up. You're too happy.”

Temari blinked.

“What?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

Sasuke whirled around then, shouting.

Shouting? Temari had never heard him shout. She had never even seem him this angry.

“You think that everything is a joke, right?? That it's just a fun world to live in? Have you ever even considered that maybe, just maybe, what you do affects others? Or ARE YOU JUST SO SELFISH YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THAT?!”

He turned on his heel and stomped off a little ways. Temari stood there, staring after him, with her jaw totally dropped.

Sasuke never…

He would never…
That's so unlike him…

What the hell…

“SASUKE, YOU'RE SUCH A BASTARD!”

[-----&&-----]

Itachi raised a brow.

What was this?

His eyes followed Sasuke, who stomped ahead, being followed by the sand ninja.

“SASUKE, YOU'RE SUCH A BASTARD!”

Itachi almost snickered to himself. Oh, this was amusing.

I wonder why Sasuke would run from her.

True, she's a rather weak kunoichi. But he seemed very taken to her.

What changed his mind?

Itachi narrowed his eyes as he thought over everything he had seen.

They left the hospital.

Got attacked by the two morons

Played a game of tag.

Met up with another male ninja.

….

Itachi sighed and drew his cloak over himself.

So Sasuke was jealous?

Honestly…

He really is a moron when it comes to these sort of matters.