Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Arousing Conversation starring Itachi and Deidara ❯ Arousing Conversation starrin Itachi and Deidara ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this following story. They all belong to their creator Masashi Kishimoto

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“Ugh…ah…oh yeah baby.”

 

“You know Deidara most man don't get off on hand jobs just alone.”

 

“I know Itachi but you just do it so well.”

 

“I know I do.”

 

“Oh…and just think…ngh…are to precious boys are sleeping next door.”

 

“…”

 

“What's wrong? Why did you stop moving your hand?”

 

“If a parent mentions his children while having sex, that means theirs a problem. A BIG problem.”

 

“Yuck, you sick perv. I just though them because of what happen today. Now can you finish me off please.”

 

“Oh! For a minute there, I thought I married Michael Jackson.”

 

“B-B-Bastard.”

 

“So what happen with the kids today?”

 

“T-They asked me why I married you.”

 

“Well, what did you say.”

 

“I said `Because you have a huge dick.'”

 

“What!”

 

“Ow, ow, ow, I was just kidding. Now stop squeezing me.”

 

“…”

 

“Thank you…sigh…what I really said was that I love you more than anything in the world, and there not a mountain high enough, river low enough, or Kitsune sprit carrier hyperactive loud mouth blond strong enough to keep me away from you.”

 

“Wow! That's really sweet. Just for that I'll let you be on top tonight.”

 

“Yay! I finally get to be seme!”

 

“Hold on, I didn't say that.”

 

“…”

 

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Request for Ladyasile.

 

Sorry it's so short but I never done an Itachi/Deidara fic nor wrote a fic with Itachi and Deidara in it.

 

If you want me to write a conversation like the following up above with you fave pairing (het, yaoi, or Yuri) just leave a review saying so and you can also write down what you want them to talk about.