Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Attracting Ramen, Attacking Customers ❯ Ichiraku - Don't leave me! ( Chapter 1 )

 

0o0… Attracting Ramen, Attacking Customers …0o0

 

 

Disclaimer: Never own! Now…I shall unleash my ultimate broom sweep to all the lawyers that get close to me! Aha!

 

Summery: While eating his beloved ramen, the boss of Ichiraku sighed and grumbled how less customers his shop was getting. Deciding to help him, Naruto goes on his first job to attract customers to Ichiraku!

 

Warnings: Some crap humor, smut, nosebleeds, and some bad honorifics language. Sakura bashing with a large squeaky hammer! YATTA!

 

Authoress Note: Helping out some ramen smut, HOOO! Ahas! I am impersonating Hard Gay here! He is damn funny and I was so OMFG! (: See his clips at Youtube sometimes too~ This fanfic is dedicated to him.

 

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Chapter 1: Ichiraku, don't leave me!

 

Naruto practically inhaled the ramen as he prepared his chopsticks. This…this goodness! Was called Ramen! Naruto knew that he had no right to call it by his first name, but all to hail to ramen!

 

It is definitely the best food in the world! Look, it is made fast, delicious and good to go! Who couldn't resist it!? Naruto's mouth watered and he immediately dug in, not before muttering small thanks.

 

The shop owner (A/N: Ano, can anyone tell me his name? I'll need that name a lot here in this fanfic…) looked at Naruto with fondness in his eyes. After all, Naruto was his soul greatest customer!

 

“Man…how I wish that are more people that appreciates ramen like you…”

 

The small murmur slipped the boss's mouth and Naruto looked up, his big blue eyes peering up at the old man in front of him. “Nani? Why did you wish so?” The old man sighed again and slouched on his arm.

 

“Business is not too good and Ichiraku is going to close down soon if customers don't come in. There are competitors everywhere, Naruto.”

 

The respond was immediate, and Naruto choked on his ramen immediately. Ichiraku, closing down!? This calls for desperate measures!

 

“Don't worry old man! I will make more customers coming into Ichiraku and don't you dare close down! If not, I would not be called Naruto!”

 

Yeah, now Naruto was almost regretting to stick his big foot into his mouth. The blonde boy shook his head, he was not regretting! Ramen is going to leave him forever if he doesn't take action!

 

But…all talk and no do is equivalent to nothing. Naruto paced around his apartment again. What can he do!? What the fuck can he do to save princess ramen!?

 

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Kakashi peeked from the upside of his un-famous Icha, Icha Paradise. This scenery seemed a little too different. His team was now waiting for him at the bridge, and Kakashi decided to fool around for a while before going to them.

 

He closed his one eye and opened them again, scanning the area. Sakura was clutching on Sasuke whining about some Ino-pig stuff. Sasuke was ignoring him while amusing himself by cutting at every Sakura petal that fell from the tree.

 

Naruto was leaning on the railings of the bridge and had his face scrunched up, like he was thinking real hard. Naruto…thinking!? Kakashi blinked, and Naruto is still over there thinking.

 

Oh man, Naruto and thinking don't fit in one sentence. He tucked his orange book back into his pouch and prepared his dramatic entrance. Sakura petals started to flow more, and Kakashi slowly appeared.

 

“Yo! I see that all of you are here…” Sakura immediately began with her screeching at how late Kakashi was, but Naruto kept thinking while staring at the clear waters. Kakashi even waved his book in front of his face but Naruto was still staring.

 

Time for the ultimate jutsu! Hidden jutsu: Thousand years of pain! Kakashi formed a tori sign and went for Naruto's ass. It worked, and resulted in a wet and spluttering blonde. “What the heck, Kakashi-sensei!?”

 

The silver haired jounin only curved up his eye. “Naruto, we need to do our mission today!” Naruto only grumbled and climbed out of the lake, shaking himself like a dog. “Fine…fine…”

 

Kakashi's eye narrowed. Either that is was the fake Naruto or something was cropped up in the boy. The mission went without Naruto complaining as he walked the growling dog around Konoha and got bitten a few times, weeding a whole forest and catching a cat.

 

Naruto got scratched a few times but he did not complain like he would always do. Even Sasuke and Sakura noticed that. At that end of them day, Naruto went home, but Kakashi and Sasuke stopped him. (A/N: Sakura couldn't care less! Pttf… T.T)

 

“Spill it out, dobe. What is wrong with you!?”

 

“Naruto, if there is anything you should tell your sensei.”

 

The blonde only looked at them, before replying softly, “Do you how to attract customers?” Both looked confused and Naruto explained his whole story to them, and they laughed. Well, least that Sasuke smirked.

 

“That…is the cause of your misery!? Tell you what, we will help out…so don't think too much about it…”

 

Sasuke looked as if he wanted to complain but Kakashi placed a simple hand over his mouth and smiled. Naruto grinned and bounced away happily.

 

Slowly he removed his hand. “Don't you see the chance to get Naru-chan to wear that suit?” Sasuke only swiped at him and Kakashi dodged it easily.

 

“Ja ne, off to see Iruka-sensei!” He then disappeared in a poof of leaves and wind. Sasuke's mind gears are turning and a predatory smirk appeared on his face.

 

 

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Next Chapter Summery:

 

“What, so you expect me to wear that you damn old pervert!” Naruto screeched at Kakashi's ear, but Jiraiya agreed with the Copy Cat Nin.

 

His leering voice reached Naruto, “You know…you can't any customer without wearing that…and your ramen will be leaving you forever! And forever…ah! Tragedy of the life!”

 

That shook Naruto out and the blonde grudgingly agreed. Both men gave each other a thumb up and Jiraiya's smirk on his face gave Naruto the creeps.

 

“Now…there is a whole bunch of you to show of from spring to winter!” Naruto's eyes bulged out and he went red. Jiraiya shook a cup of ramen in front of him and threw it away, causing Naruto to focus on his problem now.

 

Authoress Notes: Yeah, so this is the first chapter! It will get funnier, I suppose. And some kinky stuff the next chapter! Like Kakashi said, Naru-chan to wear that suit. So please read and review! I'd like some nice comments from ya all. (: And someone please tell me the name of da ramen boss! Arigato, JA!

 

Behold…Yada-ing time!

 

RM: So far as I am concerned, our conversation is getting stale.

 

Sasuke: You are the one talking; definitely it would be stale.

 

Naruto: -snickers-

 

RM: AH! So mean, Sasuke-chan! Maybe if I invited more people here, it would get better!

 

Sasuke: Your ideas are becoming stale too.

 

RM: Never mind! All hail to HARD GAY! He is one damn fucking pervert and one funny Japanese dude! Check him out at Youtube and there is one dude at FF.net that also knows him! I dunno the name…something to do with chibi or whatever.

 

Naruto: HARD GAY is a gay. And he runs around Tokyo and Shibuya in a black leather suit. He even asked a lady where she got her hot pants from and gotten ignored. But what did he say? Quote: Ignored! HOOO! End quote.

 

Sasuke: T.T””

 

RM: I know! Funny, right? Now I am off to see more clips of his~ R&R! Arigato!