Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Bank Robberies and Ninjas Do Not Mix ❯ Bank Robberies and Ninjas Do Not Mix ( One-Shot )

Title: Bank Robberies and Ninjas Do Not Mix

Rating: Teen

Anime: Naruto

Genre: Comedy

Type: One-Shot

Summary: This is what happens when Gai sends Tenten to the bank, and a robber appears. Randomness.

 

Yeah…I got this fanfic idea when I showed this funny picture of Kakashi at the airport (I'll give you a link at the end of the chapter), when my friend talked about this episode in Full Metal Panic where the boy- don't know name- was in a bank- I think- and a robber shows up. He tells everyone to drop her weapons and the boy drops all sorts of weapons…for three hours and counting. As he was telling us (me and our other friends), I got the idea for this fanfic. (If anyone can tell me what episode this is please tell me!)

 

Chapter One- Bank Robberies and Ninja Do Not Mix

Tenten rejoiced at her luck. She was the one Gai-sensei had to send to the bank to deposit money, while he trained Lee and Neji. She swore she saw Neji's eyes plead to take him with her when Gai-sensei appointed her. She sighed. She felt sorry for her teammate…but, oh well. Gai had dropped her off in a park near the bank in a city with tall buildings (skyscrapers).

She reached the bank and stood in line. Her eyes wandered to the main entrance, where she saw a man reach into a pocket hidden inside his coat. He was acting suspicious, but she ignored it.

Just than, the man grabbed a woman nearest him and raised a gun to her head. “Move and this woman dies!” immediately they all threw their hands into the air, including Tenten. Gai has warned her not to use any ninja attacks, no one there knew of ninjas.

“Drop all of your precious articles and weapons and sit on the ground!” everyone immediately did so. Watches, jewelry, and other articles of that sort dropped to the ground. Tenten, however, remained motionless.

“Did you hear me, girl?! Drop all of your weapons!” the robber pushed the gun harder to the woman's head, making her cry. Tenten gave a small gasp, and started to find all of her kunai, shuriken, and exploding tags she could find on her person and drop them on the ground.

Three hours later, Tenten was still finding all of the weapons listed above. By now, most was either bored or amazed she held all those weapons, including the robber. Tenten finally found the last of the kunai, shuriken, and exploding tags and everyone gave a sigh of relief.

“Is that all?” the robber asked. Tenten thought for a second, and then dropped a fist into her palm. “My scrolls!”

She then brought out a scroll and opened it, showing a couple of kanji signs. She put a finger to both of them and turned them to the ground. A second later, more kunai, shuriken, and exploding tags came out. Everyone groaned.

Two more hours later, the last of the kunai, shuriken, and exploding tags fell out. They gave another sigh of relief, until Tenten brought out another scroll.

The robber eye twitched, and gave a girlish scream. He dropped the gun, released the woman, who ran for cover, and ran out the door, screaming for the police. Tenten shrugged and thought `What's the matter with him?'

Another hour later, Tenten got all the weapons put away, and got Gai-sensei's money deposited. She left the bank, and returned to Konoha.

“How was it?” the others asked.

“Fine. But that place was weird. They never saw anyone with just ten thousand kunai, shuriken, and exploding tags each. Plus two scrolls filled with more.” She shrugged and walked away, leaving her teammates and her sensei with multiple sweat drops.

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Done! Kind of funny, right? If it isn't, oh well. Anyways, here's the link to that Kakashi picture I promised ya.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Shyao_Nua/11b1206e.jp g

Until we meet again! Ja ne!