Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Birthday Presents Require Deepthinking ❯ Birthday Presents Require Deepthinking ( Chapter 1 )

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Here is yet another installment of the Deepthinking stories. Naruto gives Hinata and birthday present. What could possible go wrong with that?

 

Birthday Presents Require Deepthinking

 

Naruto lay on his bed. He had a problem that required some deep thinking on his part. What was he going to give Hinata for her birthday? They had been going out now for about three months. It had been the most wonderful three months of his whole life and he really wanted to give her something nice, but he couldn't think of anything.

Suddenly out of the blue Naruto remembered something that his sensei Ero-sennin had said on one of their many adventures while training. They had been sitting in a ramen shop eating when Naruto had asked him why the girls at the he met were always so happy to see him.

“Because Naruto, I slip them some of my sausage!” Naruto hadn't thought much about the comment at the time. But, thinking about how much the girls seemed to like Ero-sennin it seemed that girls liked getting a little sausage. Even more importantly Naruto knew that he had a big sausage and not just a little one.

Excitedly Naruto jumped to his feet and checked to make sure his sausage was there. Sure enough there it was right where he had left it. The next question was if he should wrap it or not. He looked in his closet and found some ribbon but no wrapping paper.

“This will just have to do,” Naruto said to himself as he gently tied a bow around his sausage. Naruto then got dressed in his cleanest outfit and headed out to meet Hinata.

 

On his way to see Hinata Naruto had another good idea, he would get her some nice flowers also. He knew Hinata loved flowers and flower arrangement was her favorite hobby. So he took a quick detour to the Yamanaka flower shop.

“Good morning Naruto,” said Ino from behind the counter. “What can I do for you today?”

“I need to by Hinata some flowers for her birthday!”

“You're in luck I already have a dozen roses cut that a customer no longer needs. I can give them to you right now, cheap to.”

“That's great I'll take them!” Naruto shouted, pumping his fist in the air. He pulled out his frog shaped wallet and handed Ino the money. Gathering up the flowers he started to walk out of the shop.

“Naruto aren't you going to get her a present?” asked Ino.

“I already have one.” Naruto continued out the door.

“Oh what are you going to give her?” yelled Ino after him.

“I'm going to slip her some of my sausage!” he yelled back.

Since Naruto was out of sight he didn't see the huge nose bleed that struck Ino. Ino knew what guys ment when they said that! She had read all about it in one of those Icha Icha books.

 

Running towards the training grounds where he was going to meet Hinata under their favorite tree Naruto ran into Rock Lee and Tenten.

“Naruto,” Lee called out. “Where are you going?”

“I'm going to the training fields to meet Hinata.”

“Why are you carrying flowers?” Lee asked.

“They're for her birthday.”

“I hope you got her a present also Naruto,” Tenten said as she joined the conversation.

“Oh yes after I give her the flowers I'm going to slip her some of my sausage!”

“AAAHHHH!!” was all that Tenten was able to say as the powerful nosebleed caused her to faint.

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