Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Bizzare Events ❯ Three Stories ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, for now at least.

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Bizarre Events

Chapter 1

Three Stories

 

`Bored so very bored, hey I've got an idea how about I write fan fiction in my head. Now let's see here, my name is Katie Harris. I have orange hair, hazel eyes and I'm 5'1”. My best friends are Katie Woolum and Brittanie Mahle. Katie has brown hair and brown eyes, she stand 5'11”. Brittanie has brown hair and brown eyes she is 5'7”. We all are fifteen and love Naruto' I thought.

“Katie come outside, the news crew is here” my mom yelled.

“Coming” I replied.

`Great the big promo for animal rescues and we had to be chosen as the stars. I don't mind the publicity it just cuts into my writing' I thought.

I ran out the door and jumped off the porch of my blue Victorian mansion. As I did a blue swirly thing appeared and I ended up jumping into that instead of onto the ground.

“Wh.. what's going on” I screamed as the brightness of the blue burned my eyes, “Mom, dad everybody” I yelled before I passed out.

 

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Its dark but I can feel the sun on my face. Maybe I should just open my eyes. I looked around and was in a forest, so I sat up and saw an old man with red and white robes on.

“But you're” I began and blacked out.

Again.

 

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With Katie (not me) (KW's Pov)

 

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`I'm bored, let's call Katie. Its ringing its ringing it's the answering machine. I really don't feel like leaving a message' I thought.

“Well that was a bust' I said aloud.

“Katie let ssusie out' my mom yelled.

“Fine' I yelled back.

`Hey the gate is open that's weird, oh no gotta catch Susie.'

I ran out the gate but this swirly thing sucked me in.

 

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“Aww man what the hell happened” I grumpled as I sat up in some field.

“Well looks like our party crasher has woken up” said a white haired man standing next to a blond teen.

“Hey you're Jiraiya” I said.

“Look she known my name Naruto” said Jiraiya smiling.

I took that precise moment to jump up and punch him in the face.

“Oww what was that for kid” he asked holding his face.

“Oh no reason Ero-sennin” I said.

“Not another one” Ero-sennin said with Naruto laughing in the background.

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With Brittanie (Britt's Pov)

 

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`Ok I have to rotate the pole at a perfect 180 degree spin' thought Brittanie. The wind at that precise moment decided to play with my flag.

“OH NO my flag” I screamed.

`Stupid windy day, stupid practice, hey what's that blue thing' I thought.

I tried to stop but too late it sucked me in feet first. Somehow I found my self rolling into a weird building in the middle of the night.

“Foolish little brother” came a voice.

I looked around the corner and it was Itachi and Sasuke! After Itachi's little speech I followed him. I don't know why, something just told me to. The next thing I know there's a kunai at my throat.

“Who are you” Itachi asked cold as ever.

“Brittanie Mahle” I stuttered a bit.

“That will not due” said itachi pulling the kunai away from my throat.

I could feel is sharingan on me now.

“If you wish to follow me you must have a better name” he said with a hint of niceness in his voice.

“Genna Guatamaru” I said somehow with confidence.

“Then follow me girl” with the niceness gone.

As we left I dared not ask any questions not even the one the bugged me the most, why was I thirteen again.

 

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Back with me (my POV)

 

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“So you're awake again” came the old man's voice.

“Sorry for passing out” I said shyly.

I looked around and noticed I was in what seemed to be the old man's office (or library judging by all the books) and was lying on a green couch.

“That's alright” he paused, “you seem to know who I am” he said.

“Yes, you are the third hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves” I said.

“Why don't you introduce yourself and what you know of this village” he said.

I told him my tale; it took about three hours because he liked to ask questions.

“I see and what is your name” he asked smirking.

“Oh yeah I forgot its Katie Harris”.

“Hmm”.

“What is it” I asked.

“If you are to be a ninja you must have a more appropriate name”.

“Who said anything about being a ninja” I yelled.

“You know too much about us you have no choice”.

“I may know a lot but I can't do crap” I yelled again.

“So” he said smiling.

“Fine my name is Naomi Hyuuga”.

“Why Hyuuga” he asked.

“Because that's who I am” I said proudly.

“I shall inform your Uncle of this” another pause, “meanwhile what team do you want” he asked.

“Team seven” I said again with pride.

“Why” he asked raising his eyebrow.

“Because that's my team” I said beaming with pride.

“You are a very simple child” he chuckled.

“I am more complex than you think” I said.

“You shall fit your team then Naomi Hyuuga”.

“I have a question and another request for you though” I said as I stood up.

“Well then”.

“Where is the Hyuuga compound and I want to be a member of the branch family not the main family”.

“I shall call for Neji” he said.

I left then with another question in my head, why was I twelve?

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With Katie (Her POV)

 

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“Nope I'm not another one” I said grinning.

“Then what or who are you” asked Ero-sennin.

“I am bored and my name is Katie Woolum”.

“You hit me because you were bored” his face began to drag.

“Yep and I read your books now” I asked.

Both he and Naruto anime fell.

“You've got to be kidding me Walum” said Jiraiya

“ITS WOOLUM, say it with me wool-um”

“Uhh how about I just get you a new name” he said backing off.

“Sure I'm going to be Kazumi Takahashi”

“What are you starring at” asked Naruto.

“You”

“Why” he asked.

“Because I know all about you” I said.

But before Naruto could even reply someone spoke.

“Funny because I know all about you Kazumi”

I looked over and saw a tall orange haired girl with hazel eyes and the Hyuuga caged bird seal on her forehead. She wore a black bandanna hiate, an orange shirt with purple flames, black fingerless gloves with metal on the back, black combat boots and a pink unzipped hoodie. She stood 5'9”.

“Naomi” I said excitedly.

“Who else retard” she replied.

“You're a retard” I screamed.

“Wait, you two know each other” asked Naruto surprised.

“Yeah we met in school” Naomi informed.

“Whatever you say Naomi” said Naruto still confused.

“Hey Naomi” I said grinning mischievously.

“Yeah”

“I like chocolate milk” I said imitating Cheese.

“Ba ba black sheep SHEEP ahh” she screamed back.

We both burst out laughing. Gaining looks from Jiraiya.

“Do you get it” Naruto asked Jiraiya.

“No Naruto” Jiraiya replied.

“Good I thought I was the only one” he said relieved.

“Wow now all we're missing is Genna” I said.

Naomi's face grew dark (you know that creepy shadow effect).

“No she's here' said Naruto.

“Where” iasked looking around.

“In Akatski with Itachi and Kisame” Naomi replied.

“Why?”

“Because of our stories” said Naomi.

“This is going to be so much fun” I smiled evily.

“No Kazumi this is going to be a war” she said darkly.

“So what rank are you” I asked.

“You'll see when we get back to the Leaf” she said smiling.

“Awww torment me why don't cha”

“OK” she said walking away.

“Go away Naomi” I yelled.

“I just did” she yelled back.

“I'm still confused” said Naruto.

“Too bad” said Naomi walking down the path.

`I wonder what she meant by war' I thought.

“Oh well” I said aloud.

“Talking to your self again Kazumi” Naomi said snickering

“I said GO AWAY”.