Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Bloody Seal ❯ Enter team 7!! ( Chapter 3 )

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Bloody Seal

Chapter 3: Enter team seven!

Disclaimer: I busted out of jail with my Shikamaru spoon and took Naruto out of the set with a well planed distraction of Yondaime thinking Kakashi stole his watch but I bumped into Kishimoto… darn it…

Pairing: vote for pairings, I said in the last chapter NO NaruX and also I want to clear another thing up… NO YAOI OR SHOTA!!!! GEEZ PPL THAT'S GROSS!!! Ok so what I read them sometimes but only if the story is good and well written, Example: the bet of love in TONFA

FF.net review replies:

H3AvY D33: No NaruX? Sorry

Shadowkeeper113: those are good

TONFA replies:

Naruto_lvr: (sigh) yeah NaruXOC stinks sometimes but not always

Summary: Naruto finally meets his new team, but who is this mysterious figure watching them?

“blah”- speech

`blah'- thoughts

“blah idiots blah”- Kyuubi speech

`blah! Blah blah blah! Blahblahblah!'- Kyuubi thoughts

“Cha blah!”- Inner Sakura

()- authors note

Blah- flash backs or in what place the character(s) is

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Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers

Eminem- Toy Soldier

A/N: Ok before I start things, Kayaku is the fourth, that is not an OC name and don't come with any of the Arashi stuff. Arashi is the name of a guy in the filler arc! And Kayaku is the name that is between Jaraiya's and Naruto's in the frog summoning scroll. That is all.

))))) side story (((((

Mountain area: MT. Wana

A boy named Kakuo Umou was stuck inside a trap made by the 7 year old Naruto.

“NARUTO!!! ARE YOU THE ONE WHO PUT THIS HOLE HERE!?!?”

Naruto was standing right next to the hole he cleverly disguised and looked down at his unfortunate victim.

“You said something about me at school, didn't you?”

Umou sweatdropped as he remembered what he said about Naruto, `My parents said Naruto isn't human and the hokage is planning to kill him'

`Oh… that was um…” he mumbled as he thought of an excuse, “come on Naruto, we're friends.”

Naruto remained passive, he didn't respond.

Umou snapped and tried a different approach; blackmail.

“HEY!!! If you don't help me I'll tell on you for putting glue on Iruka-sensei's seat!”

“…” Naruto sweatdropped and extended his arm, Umou tried to grab the blond hands when suddenly Naruto slapped it away and pointed his thumb down.

“Yeah right idiot! You sure fell for it.”

Umou now tried the aggressive approach; insults…

“You are a filthy bastard! This is why everyone hates you and calls you a monster”

The smirk that was on Naruto's face banished but suddenly he grinned and started taking his pants off and lowered his underwear.

Umou's grin of victory was replaced by an expression of horror. “What are you doing…?”

Naruto face contorted into a maniacal grin, “the smell of mine lasts 10 days…”

Umou knew what was coming next “hey don't… no…”

“Here comes the wiiiiiiiiiz!!!”

“GYAAAH!!!”

A/N: you'll know soon the purpose of this side story

))))) story start (((((

Naruto woke up groggily; he slowly sat up and starched his arms up. “Ouch!” pain jolted through his limbs.

“Geez! Take it easy idiot your arms are still sore from using Kaze Subeta.”

“Ok, ok! I get it!”

Naruto sat in the corner of the bed and stood up. The coldness of the wooden floor greeted his feet and making its way through his legs. He looked at his calendar. (Which had an evil whore; on it! Naruto-kun is mine!!!)

His eyes opened up. Suddenly a smirk over shadowed his face as he laughed an mischevious laugh.

“You seem happy today.”

“Hai! Kyuubi-nee-chan!” (Sorry keeping this a brother and sister like relationship)

Naruto ran downstairs, opened a cabinet full of stuff like cookies, bread but mostly ramen. He took out a cup of ramen, put it in the microwave and meanwhile grabbed a cartoon of milk failing to notice the expired `use by' date on the carton.

“KIT! YOU BETTER NOT BE THINKING OF SENDING THAT STINKING ROTEN MILK DOWN HERE!!! OR KAMI HELP ME, I'LL TAKE YOUR ORGANS WITH MY FANGS!!!”

Naruto jumped up at Kyuubi's outburst. “What the hell is wrong with you Ojou-chan!?”

Kyuubi's voice was firm and commanding, “Read. The. Fucking. Expiration. Date.”

Naruto's eyes widen as he saw that the milk was 2 weeks past expiration date, he turned an interesting shade of green. “Was I really… about to drink that…?” the corner of his mouth and right eye twitched.

“…yes… and if you excuse me… I'll go retch in my cage…” as Kyuubi retreated to the depths of her cages several disturbing growls and liquid spill sound were heard.

“Kyuubi… you-“

“Your ramen is getting cold…”

Naruto suddenly remembered he hadn't eaten and took the ramen out of the microwave; he sat down and placed the cup ramen in the small table in front of him.

“Ha ha! Time to eat!”

He started scarping down the ramen until nothing was left. He neatly cleaned the table up and headed to his room to get dressed. He wore his usual clothes and right before he put his mask on, he looked at his forehead protector. He replaced his mask for his forehead protector wearing it on its rightful place.

“What are you doing?” `Ishe going to…? Oh fuck… here come the fan girls…'

“Relax… I'm putting my mask over it” he grabbed his mask and put it over his face (This of how Haku wore his head band and mask)

“Yeah, yeah! Cut the chitchat and get you ass in gear!”

Naruto didn't want to find out what manner of torture Kyuubi would use if he didn't listen and ran like the wind… literally….

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Sakura's house…

Sakura was humming a lively tune while tying her hitai-ate in the same way she tied her ribbon. When she finished, she struck a pose on her mirror and winked at herself, she giggled. But her good mood was not meant to last long…

“Sakura! Shouldn't you be leaving now!?”

A vein appeared on Sakura's head. “I was about to go!”

“Shannaro! Stop treating me like a child already!” demanded Inner Sakura.

Sakura opened the door to her balcony and leapt of it, she started walking toward the academy while she was thinking of how she wasn't an academy student anymore.

As if on cue, Yamanaka Ino stepped out of her house.

Sakura noticed the blond kunoichi and waved, “Good morning Ino!”

Ino looked to her right to see her pink haired friend and almost instantly waved, Sakura ran up to her and they walked together to the academy.

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Sasuke's house…

Sasuke locked the with one hand as he held a rice cake in the other, having woken up late didn't leave him time to eat peacefully so he had to multitask

He mumbled every known cuss in his unenlightening vocabulary list and then some more when he saw the time and hurried out the Uchiha compound, this place bought back memories… painful ones, but for some odd reason he couldn't leave.

He skillfully jumped up to a nearby roof top and made his way to the academy.

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In the streets of Konoha…

Naruto was making his way to the academy nothing on how for the first time he might be early.

Kyuubi's and his own face went skeptic

`YouHAVE to be kidding me…'

`That has to be THE most obvious disguise ever'

`Um…don't you mean it IS the most obvious design ever?''

`'Yeah, yeah keep talking wise-guy!''

“Im a girl”

`never mind…'

“You behind the crappy fence imitation”

Suddenly a boy dropped the fence imitation and screamed “AHA! You found me!” and… tripped.

Naruto sweatdropped, “hey kid, are you ok?”

The boy slowly stood up. “You're not Ebisu-sensei…”

“What ever kid, I'm late and I don't want to get tortured.”

Kyuubi chuckled.

Naruto walked past the boy, the boy speedily grabbed him by the jacket.

“Wait what's your name!?”

“… Naruto…”

The boy pointed at himself “Mine's Konohamaru, you are my rival from now on…or else!”

“What ever, I got to go bye!”

Suddenly a man with sunglasses proofed behind Konohamaru and grabbed him by the scarf. “Great Honorable grandson! What are you doing!?” He then looked at Naruto.

But Naruto, was already gone…

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At the academy…

Naruto who wasn't looking were he was walking, walked into Sakura. Her small gasp brought him back to reality. He watched as she fell on the floor. She suddenly felt a pair of strong hands go underneath the small of her back and the back of her knees. Her body felt a little too comfortable in the arms of the masked boy. Color rushed to her cheeks.

“Naruto…”

“I am soooo sorry Sakura. I had a bad night, I met a stalker and I'm a little out of it today”

“Its ok, thanks for catching me”

“Why do the adults always presume Naruto is a bad guy? He can be sweet sometimes, but that doesn't mean that I falling for him.' she thought justifying it in her, that even though he had times he was nice, she still wouldn't fall for the blonde. Sasuke was her one and only priority currently.

Over the years she admits he had matured more than most 12 year olds would. Even though he was slightly shorter than her, he wasn't too obnoxious, but there were times when he would have to be defiant of people and say they were wrong. All those times people said he couldn't do something, he only demanded a challenge to prove them wrong.

Sure he could be childish ever once in a while, but he was determined to prove he could be the best ninja ever alive.

Sakura still didn't know why people said he was bad news and excuses like that.

“So why are you early Naruto?”

“I really don't know. I couldn't go to sleep anymore so I got up. You?”

“Sasuke is always early so I thought I would be.”

“Talking about Sasuke, were IS Sasuke?”

Suddenly the door banged open and a Sasuke that was soaking wet and had lipstick all over him entered the classroom.

Before any one could say anything Sasuke death glared them in a way that said `Not. A. Word.'

Everyone gulped and turned around as Sasuke made his way to his seat. As he walked past Naruto the blond asked, “Let me guess, fan girls?”

The raven haired boy looked at him and nodded, “yep and lots of `em”

They both gave a loud sigh and lowered their heads in shame.

Sasuke sat in his usual seat and right before Sakura and Naruto sat down someone grab their arms.

On Sakura's side was Uchiwa Otome was holding her arm, “what do you think your doing?”

“Sitting down.”

“Next to my Sasuke-kun?” Otome scoffed “I don't think so!”

On Naruto's side Hoka Hakuchi “come on cutie sit with me!”

Suddenly commotions of Sasuke and Naruto fans were fighting over who will sit next to whom and where they would sit.

Naruto this opportunity to slip away with Sasuke and Sakura to the next row as the fan girls started a catfight. Sasuke pulled a scroll and three popcorns popped out and started enjoying the fight. (Sorry my brain is on vacation) Sasuke and Sakura stared at Naruto to see his face (like they stared at Kakashi in episode 101) suddenly Ino and the rest of the fan girls blocked the way and Said “ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!?”

“Get out! We can't see!”

After a few minutes the fan girls were a heaping pile of smoke and beat up obsessing girls. Iruka walked in a looked at the fan girls.

Naruto Sasuke and Sakura said in unison “don't ask…”

Iruka shook it off and went in front of the class.

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In the hokage building…

All the jounin instructors were gathered around with the hokage looking at the genin.

Asuma spoke up “so that's them?”

The hokage took his pipe out his mouth and answered “yes, that is Uzumaki, Naruto and Uchiha, Sasuke.”

Kurenai spoke next “the survivors of their clans, and the Uzumaki kid is Kayaku's son.”

Sarutobi sighed inaudibly.

“Uzumaki Naruto…” a masked jounin sighed

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Back at the academy…

Sasuke and Naruto sneezed at the same time.

“Starting to day you are official Konohana ninja but… you are still rookie genin.” Iruka looked at all his former students, “It's going to get harder from now on.”

Sakura cuddled up close to Sasuke who blushed, a little and moved a little. (Sasuke isn't a cold hearted bastard in this story)

“You will all be in groups of three and will accomplish missions under a jounin teacher.”

This got the attention of Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Ino.

Ino spoke to Sakura, “I wonder who is going to be on Naruto and Sasuke's team?”

Sakura turned her head to look at Ino, “I don't know.”

“I'm going to be with Sasuke! And Naruto possibly, the three of us… wait what am I saying!? Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!”

Sasuke tsk-ed, “a group of three,” he scoffed “as long as they aren't weak…”

Naruto was talking to Kyuubi, `well, as long as it isn't with a rabid fan girl…'

“Kit! Every girl here is a rabid fan girl!”

`Hmm… not really, that Hyuuga girl is ok.'

Kyuubi sighed, “Let me sleep, I still haven gotten over the milk incident this morning…” Kyuubi retreated to the darkness of her cage.

Iruka started to explain, “We've arranged the teams so that the abilities would be balanced.” He took a list to his face, “I will now announce them.”

A few minutes later it was time to announce team 7, “next, team seven.” He read the list. “Uzumaki Naruto.”

Naruto raised his head, “Haruno Sakura,” Sakura smiled a little since she and Naruto were somewhat friends while Ino gloomed, “And Uchiha Sasuke.”

Naruto and Sakura glanced at their team mate and Inner Sakura had a party.

“Oh yeah! I got Sasuke, and Naruto! The two most hottest guys in class! WOOT!!!”

O the last row of seats a girl with purple hair and lavender eyes looked at Naruto, `I guess I won't be with Naruto-kun…'

“Next group 8!” the girl looked at Iruka, “Hyuuga Hinata.” Hinata shyly said yes.

“Inuzuka Kiba.” A boy that had canine futures smirked, “Aburame Shino” A boy with black sun glasses looked up.

Sakura gloated and showed off her new team mates at Ino.

“Next team 9”

“Kakuo Umou.” Naruto glared at him and Umou flinched.

“HAHA! He still hasn't gotten over the urine incident! HAHAHA!”

“Uchiwa Otome” Otome looked at Umou.

“Hoka Hakuchi”

After Sakura was finished gloating Shikamaru spoke to Ino, “why do girls like guys anyways?”

Ino looked at Shikamaru, “Even you don't know that Shikamaru?”

He glanced at Ino “Im not a girl”

Ino sighed, “that why your not popular” “I wouldn't like to end up in the same team as you…”

“Team 10”

“Yamanaka Ino”

“Nara Shikamaru”

Ino wanted to scream and she looked at her new lazy team mate, “no… way…”

“Looks like you have to team up with me.”

“And… Akimichi Choji”

`Not Choji!'

“That's it for groups, you may have a lunch break, and afterwards you'll meet your instructors.”

Everyone started to leave.

Sasuke Sakura and Naruto stood up.

“Let's go dobe, pinky…” Sasuke started walking towards the door.

Naruto grabbed Sasuke shoulder “wait, who died and made you king!?”

Sparks started flying between them and I don't mean the good kind. Sakura stood between them and separated them, “look lets go! And if you guys are going to fight, do it somewhere were we don't destroy public property.”

Naruto calmed down and said, “Ok, then lets go Sakura-san, Sasuke-teme…”

Sakura followed and soon a steaming Sasuke followed.

Naruto's stomach grumbled, “So… were do you guys want to eat?”

Sakura looked around for a minute before speaking up, “how about that nice little sushi restaurant there?”

Both Sasuke and Naruto glanced at the sushi restaurant before nodding and the three of them went in and sat down.

A few minutes later after they had finished eating and paying they left.

Sakura stretched her arm, “I'm stuffed!”

Naruto patted his stomach, “that was some good sushi.” Sasuke just stood there calmly, “lets go back our jounin instructor may be there any minute.

Sakura and Naruto nodded and the three of them jump from roof top to roof top.

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At the academy…

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were waiting in the class room for their instructor, who was extremely late.

Sakura peeked out the door, “I wonder if something happened.”

Naruto lifted his head and looked at his pink haired team mate, “Sakura, you should sit down.”

Sakura closed the door and sat near Sasuke, “so… what do you think about the three of us being team mates Sasuke-kun?”

He scoffed, “that im stuck with a guy who thinks that its Halloween and a pinky…”

Naruto steamed, “what did you say Sasuke-teme!”

“Shut up dobe…”

Before Sakura could even blink both of them were in a fight, she sighed, and `boys will be boys…'

“Damn right!”

The door behind Sakura slid open and through it came in a masked jounin. “Uhh… what's going on?”

Sasuke and Naruto stopped fighting and the three of them pointed at the jounin and said, “YOU'RE LATE!!!”

“Well, how can I say this… my first impression on you guys and… you're a bunch of idiots…”

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Roof top…

The masked jounin was sitting on the edge while Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were sitting on the stairs.

“Ok, let's get to introductions”

Sakura didn't know what he meant, “introductions? What should we say?”

The mask jounin glanced at her and started explaining.

“Ouch, it's that kid.”

`Who?'

“Your teacher, he burned one of my tails once with a damn chidori”

`Oh! He was that kid in the dream!'

“Bingo”

“Well stuff like that.”

Sasuke spoke up, “hey why don't you introduce your self first?”

He pointed at himself, “me? Im Hatake Kakashi. I have no desire to tell you guys my likes and dislikes”

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto were surprised by that.

“Dreams for the future…? Hmm… I have lots of hobbies…”

Naruto laughed a bit, “haha! Like that dirty book you have hidden in your kunai pouch!?”

Sakura and Sasuke looked at Naruto like he lost his mind but when they saw that their new Sensei got a little red they changed their minds.

“Umm… ahem… anyways, you pink girl.”

“Ok, Im Haruno Sakura, the thing I like…” she glanced at Sasuke “my dream for the future…” she once again glanced at Sasuke, “OH MY!!!”

“…” Kakashi sweat dropped.

“The thing I dislike is the monster that killed my dad 12 years ago!”

Kyuubi and Naruto gulped inwardly.

“My hobby is to help my friend Ino pick flowers for her shop.”

Kakashi sighed, `girls this age are more interested in love than ninjutsu' “ok, now you, in the middle”

“My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I dislike fan girls…” he looked around just in case, “I like training and my dream for the future is to restore my clan.”

Sakura began to blush a as Sasuke's glance slightly directed toward her while Naruto sighed.

“I see. Yo Blondie, it's your turn.”

“Ok, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like to learn new jutsu techniques, I dislike porn…” he looked at Kakashi who noticeably gulped, “and people who think they know everything, and my dream is…”

“Don't say revenge! Say… uhh… to become hokage! Yeah, that's a good one.”

“To become the greatest hokage!”

`He has grown in an interesting way…' “Hobbies?”

“Umm… training I guess…”

Kakashi rubbed his head. “OK!!” “That's enough, our duties will start tomorrow.” “But first we are going to do something with just the four of us.”

Sakura spoke for the three of them, “what are we going to do sensei?”

“Survival training.”

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were confused.

Naruto spoke up first, “survival training?”

Sasuke remained silent and Sakura asked, “Why is our duty… training?”

Sasuke spoke up, “we already did training at the academy…”

“Well, I'm your opponent but this isn't normal training”

They all gave him a confused looked.

“What do you mean?” asked a confused Naruto.

“Hehehe…”

“What's so funny sensei.” Asked a now even more confuse Sakura.

“No… well it's just that you're going to flip.”

Naruto asked for his team mated, “hmm? Flip?”

Kakashi's face darkened “of the 27 graduates, only 9 will become genin, the rest will be sent back to the academy…”

“NANI!?!?” two out of three screamed in surprise.

“Im not finished… this is a super difficult exam with over 66 percent chance of failing.”

Naruto wanted to dance to no stop Kyuubi glared kunais at him tough, Sakura to faint and Sasuke wanted to kill Kakashi right on the spot.

“Haha… told you you'd flip.”

“…”

Sasuke had an outburst, “What the hell!? But we worked so hard… Then what was the point of graduating?”

Sakura and Naruto were surprised; they had never seen their team mate have an out burst like that.

“Oh, that? It was just to select those who may have a chance to become genin.”

The three of them screamed in disbelief, “UH! WHAT!?!?”

“Anyways, tomorrow you will be graded on the training field, bring all your shinobi equipment and don't eat, you'll throw up” Kakashi walked over to his now shocked genin team and handed them some printouts. “The details can be read in this paper, don't be late tomorrow.”

Sakura screamed in pure disbelief again, “throw up!? Is it that hard!?” she read the printout, `if I fail I'll be separated from Sasuke-kun! This is a test of love!'

“TRUE LOVE SHALL PREVAIL! CHA!!”

Sasuke remained silent as he also read the printout, `this is getting on my nerves…'

Naruto was franticly trying to understand the paper, `to… much… kanji…'

“HAHA! HAHA! That's gold! Too much kanji! HAHA!”

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The next morning…

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura arrived groggily at training field seven.

Naruto was reaching in front of him and his mask was on upside down, Sakura was rubbing her eyes and her hair was a bit messy and Sasuke had his hita-ite on backwards.

“Good morning…” said Sakura tiredly…

Naruto moaned back and Sasuke scoffed.

There they waited until sunrise, sun rise passed and it was almost 9 a clock when suddenly.

In a poof of smoke Kakashi appeared. “Yo.”

The three of them pointed angrily at the jounin and in union screamed, “YOU'RE LATE!!!”

“Sorry a black cat crossed my path and…”

Now the three of them screamed, “LIAR!!!”

Kakashi cleared his throat, “oh well…”

The threesome watched hi as he walked over to a clock and set the alarm.

“Ok its set for noon.”

The three of the blinked in surprise as the jounin pulled two bells out.

“Your task for today is to take these bells from me before noon.” “Those who cannot get one will get no lunch and will be tied to one of these three posts.”

Sakura gasped.

“And ill eat in front of you.”

The three of them made a hungry face and the same thing passed through their minds.

`So telling us not to eat break fast… was for this.'

Sakura snapped back to reality, “demo! Why are there only two bells?”

“Since there are two, one of you will definitely be tied to a post.” “And… that person fails.”

Their eyes widen.

Kakashi shook the bells, “so at least one of you will be sent back to the academy.”

They all gulped, I mean come on! After all the work of training and studying to pass the academy just to fail here!?

“It might just be one, or all of you. You can use your shuriken and any other weapon of your liking including summoning scrolls, not that you know how to summon but you can use them if you do.” “In other words, you can't get them unless you come at me with killer intent, am I clear?”

The three of them stood up firmly and nodded, “Hai Kakashi-sensei!”

He tied the bells to his weapon pouch, “ok, ready!? GO!”

The three genin candidate jumped and went into hiding.

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OMG! 4, 090 words and 17 pages! (Faints) anyways TBC