Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Brother's Can't Be Trusted ❯ The Calvary has Arrived! ( Chapter 14 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

"What?!" Sasuke exclaimed loud enough to draw everyone's attention to him. Was it just him or had his worst nightmare just come true? Itachi, at a hot springs...with Naruto? That had to be the worse combination ever! It would be impossible for him to keep the blond away from his brother the entire time unless there were ten of him, but even then there was the issue that Jiraiya probably wouldn't let him be alone with Naruto.

"Excuse me?" Iruka questioned, an eye brow quirking up. "Do you have trouble with this Mr. Uchiha?" He asked suspiciously.

Once again everyone's eyes fell on Sasuke, making the teen incredibly nervous. He doubted Iruka would believe him if he told him the truth, especially if Itachi tried to deny it. Who would believe a kid instead of a grown up, especially one who was already out to get his older brother? He had been luck finding a needle in a hay farm.

"Excuse Sasuke, he gets hysterical from time to time. I'm sure he's thrilled to get to go on the field trip with Naruto." Itachi interrupted with his unnaturally calm smile, as if this whole facade was not a even a going to cause him to sweat. When in truth this was probably going to be his most difficult challenge yet, but Itachi loved a challenge. It would be fun trying to drag Naruto away from the class and sneaking him out of the room he was most likely going to be sharing with Jiraiya or Sasuke. Late night baths with the blond, just made Itachi all the more excited for the trip.

Iruka nodded, seeming to take that as a plausible explanation. "Alright then. The trip will last for three days and begins this Friday. Unfortunately, you two boys will need to be doing a lot of make up work during the trip since you are suspended. So I doubt you will have much extra time for anything other than what is scheduled for the group." Iruka explained, sounding almost pleased with this decision.

Of course Itachi was not in the least bit happy over this discovery. It seems like he would just have to help the blond with his work so they could have some real fun as soon as possible. Itachi nodded in agreement. "Well then, I guess we will be seeing you then Iruka-Sensei." Itachi remarked politely. He turned Sasuke on the shoulder and lead the boy slowly back to the door.

"This is great Sasuke!" Naruto cheered, throwing his arms in the air and being in his recklessly loud voice. "Even after we are suspended we don't have to go to school!" Naruto laughed proudly. "And Ita-niisan and Jiraiya get to come!" The blond seemed to enthusiastic to catch Sasuke's remorse. Naruto simply didn't have much a problem with the adults coming. After all he new for a fact Jiraiya would be way too busy stalking naked girls to bother him and Sasuke and Itachi would just be his normally respectable, patient self.

"I'm with you kid!" Jiraiya anxiously budded in, throwing his arms in the air as well. Sasuke had never been more sure that the two had stayed with one another for quite some time, than right now. They truly had the same excited antics and gestures. "Bring on the honeys!" Jiraiya cooed perversely. "Now I get all of the research I need on the trip." He cackled, his cheeks flaring with red as millions of ecchi thoughts flowed into his mind.

Sasuke simply groaned, followed by Itachi's acute chuckling as he watched the ecstatic blond and his guardian do an odd dance in victory. "How come I get the feeling I won't get a moment's rest at the hot springs?" Sasuke grumbled to himself. He lazily turned his head when he felt a brief tapping on his shoulder. His eyes dilated as he saw the pervy man himself kneeled down behind him.

"Shh!" Jiraiya whispered, as he cupped his hand over Sasuke's mouth. Jiraiya took a silent moment to watch Naruto still happily skipping down the hall with Itachi closely behind, and returned his gaze to Sasuke. When he considered the others a good distance away, he started to speak. "Alright Uchiha, this is how it's going down. I saw your pervy little video with Naruto, and I must say, you have a great future as a porno director." Jiraiya muttered, keeping his voice low and sharp.

Sasuke went rigid and pale. He was mentally preparing himself for all the threats Jiraiya could possibly say or even worse, the actual punishment for his perversion. Though he thought all of this was highly unfair, since Jiraiya was the bigger perv, which didn't give him a right to bully Sasuke who is just a normal teen with hormones.

"So I was thinking..." Sasuke panicked as he imagined the next words to come out of Jiraiya's mouth. "You could help me out with my series."

"What?!" Sasuke yelled back in surprise, causing Jiraiya to quickly cover his ears due to the volume. Thankfully Naruto and Itachi had both reached the entrance to the school and were almost completely out of hearing range.

"I'm the author of Icha Icha Paradise, and I thought your stuff was brilliant. I could use a partner with a mind like yours. I'm sure you have all these great ideas. So what do you say kid?" Jiraiya winked eerie with a smirk, making Sasuke shaky with illness.

This guy couldn't be serious? He wanted his help?! "I thought you didn't want me and Naruto together anymore!" Sasuke asked hysterically, his eyes wide with fear.

"Of course you knucklehead. With ideas like that, it's best if it was shared with the world. For now on, I will personally be you and Naruto's official camera man." The old man gave a sickening grin.

Sasuke was in total shock at this point. Surely Jiraiya wasn't suggesting child pornography, the idiot could go to jail if anyone found out. Despite how great it would be to keep a pervert like him off the streets, Sasuke couldn't do that to Naruto. He knew this was Naruto's last guardian, without Jiraiya he would end up in an orphanage again and he certainly didn't want to lose the blond that easily. Though he would be safe from Itachi unless the older Uchiha decided to adopt him.

"Come on Uchiha. I'll let you do whatever you want to the kid, as long as it's in some form of media in which I can use as inspiration for my books. And Naruto doesn't even have to know." He winked again, patting Sasuke firmly on the shoulders. "If not, I could always make sure Naruto never saw you again and me move out of town." He threatened quickly. Sasuke shivered at the thought. But yet again, Naruto would be safe from Itachi then. Just face it, Sasuke couldn't do it. He had to have Naruto for himself and having Jiraiya's consent only made it better. So Sasuke bashfully nodded in agreement. "Good. Now I expect you two to get allot done over this trip, I'll make sure to get you two a room together." Jiraiya smirked and straightened back up, before heading back to meet Naruto outside.

Sasuke blinked stoically. Maybe this trip wouldn't be so bad after all. Jiraiya was actually going to help him et closer to Naruto. He may actually stand a chance against Itachi this time. A joyous smile slowly crept on Sasuke's lips as he was already excited about the trip.

------------------The Day Of The Trip---------------------------

"So...tsukareteiru...," came the drown out moan of one unbelievably slow blond. "Why did we have to wake up so early?" Naruto whined. He was hunched heavily as he walked, uncaring that his eyes were still closed and that he wasn't even sure anyone was there to hear his complaining. Thanks to Jiraiya excitement, the man had woken him up an hour before needed, just so they could get to the school where he could flirt with all of the female teachers helping pack the buses at the moment. At the moment he was being ignored by Anko-Sensei.

"Wow, you look horrible Naruto." Naruto jumped suddenly as he heard the harmonious laughter of his one and only friend. Quickly turning around, Naruto saw Sasuke standing right behind him with an unusually wide smile on his face. Since when was Sasuke one for smiling so much?

"Well you wouldn't look so pretty yourself if you had to wake up at five in the morning when the buses only leave at eight," Naruto grumbled with an accusing finger directed to Sasuke. Naruto grew nervous with Sasuke's cheerful laughter following his words again. Did Sasuke actually wake up on the RIGHT side of the bed today? Naruto suspicious quirked an eyebrow as he examined his friend.

Only difference from every other day was Sasuke's apparel. Since the class would be touring a National Park first thing, they were required to where the proper hiking clothing. So Sasuke stood proudly in long, black cargo pants, a regular blue T-shirt with a black jacket over it. He also wore a black and blue bandana over his unusually styled hair.

"We really need to get you some better clothes Sasuke," Naruto huffed. He crossed his arms grouchily and looked the other over again. Not that Sasuke didn't look amazingly sexy in his outfit, it was just too...dark. "You need to brighten your wardrobe with lots of colors," Naruto finally concluded with a goofy grin.

"Oh, and I suppose you want me to wear a ridiculously large amount of orange like you do?" Sasuke smirked. He took notice in Naruto's appearance as well. The blond teen was wearing khaki shorts and an orange short sleeve shirt. "Not only will you attract mosquitoes with such little clothing, they are going to be attracted to the vibrant colors as well." Sasuke grinned evilly as he pictured the blond whining over a hundred bites he had gotten, only resulting in Sasuke having to care for him while he was requested to stay in his room all day. Now that would be the perfect outcome.

"We'll see about that Sasuke!" Naruto egged on. With Sasuke around he barely felt as tired as he was before. Simply having Sasuke around him, woke up a spark in him. "Just watch, by the end of the day, I'll be rubbing itching cream all over you!" Naruto teased.

Sasuke's smirk widened and he leaned closer to Naruto's ear. "I'd like that..." He whispered in a seductive tone. He inwardly cheered once he was successful in bringing forth a light blush to Naruto's cheeks. Thanks to Jiraiya he was able to make all of the sexual advances he wanted, which was a great relief considering Itachi would be trying to do the same.

"Hey! Sasuke-kun!" Both teens snapped their head to the side as their names were called. An equally blushing pink haired girl stalked over to them. "Isn't this so great Sasuke-kun?" Sakura squealed. "We have three whole days to spend together. And now that we are done with our projects, you won't have to spend time with Naruto." The girl gleamed, not catching the look of utter disgust in Sasuke's face. She was so relieved when she saw Naruto and Sasuke fighting the other day, simply because it meant Sasuke didn't actually like the blond like everyone had been thinking.

"What the hell makes you think Naruto would want to spend time with you anyway Sakura?" Kiba eagerly budded in with a cocky smile. Sasuke instinctively growled as he saw the dog lover drape an arm over Naruto's shoulder. Who did he think he was touching his blond like that?! "Isn't that right Naruto?" Kiba grinned, looking down at the baffled blond.

"Who are you?" Was Naruto's dumbfounded response. Why in the world were these students talking to them all of a sudden? Just a week ago they ignored him all day, every day because he was knew?

"Oh, sorry kid. I'm Inuzaka Kiba, and that snobby whiner over there is Haruno Sakura." The boy was so happy to introduce themselves. "To tell the truth I didn't think twice about meeting you since you were new. But when everyone saw the way you kicked Sasuke off his high horse, we all have a lot of respect for you. It was a shame you got suspended though, you were the talk of the school the entire time." Kiba smiled proudly as if he were the first one to start the hundreds of conversations. "As far as I know, any enemy of stuck up bastard Uchiha, is a friend of mine."

“I agree!” Came a loud and energetic shout. Everyone turned and faced the weird looking student with thick, bushy eyebrows and a bowl cut hair style. “You sure do have a lot of youthful energy Naruto! I’m Rock Lee, and I would be honored if you could devote some of that spirit to our school‘s track team!” The boy chorused jubilantly. “Our you could join on the wrestling team. Either sport you do, I’m sure Couch Gai will be glad to have you!” Lee encouraged impatiently.

Sasuke growled audibly to hearing Kiba’s explanation and Lee‘s invitation. They wanted Naruto to join their stupid little Sasuke-Hate club?! He couldn't believe this. While he was visibly steaming and gritting his teeth, Sakura grew more worried by the minute.

"Oh don't worry Sasuke-kun. I'll do everything in my power to make sure that mean old Naruto doesn't touch a hair on your head again." She promised, cupping her hands together almost in prayer. "So how about we sit beside each other on the bus?" She asked hopefully.

Sasuke slowly turned his head and faced her, giving Sakura a demented look. "Hell. No." With that, he angrily stomped forward. "I'd rather sit with said mean old Naruto." Sasuke grunted, jerking Naruto by the hand and leading to the bus. Kiba quickly lost his balance as his arm rest was quickly grabbed from beneath him.

"Zasshus." Sasuke growled as he tugged Naruto along. "Just keep away from them, okay Naruto?"

"Why Sasuke? They seem pretty nice to me, though that Sakura girl is rather clingy." Naruto retorted. Despite Kiba's rudeness at least the guy was truth in telling him why he ignored him before. And Naruto was rather anxious to make other friends in the school. He was sure Kiba would put in a good name for him, drawing in all sorts of friends he didn't think possible. And Sakura did seem caring, though if only for Sasuke.

"Trust me. They have nothing to offer you other than their stupidity and bad habits." Sasuke snarled. At least Itachi was a decent opponent in stealing away Naruto, not like his annoying classmates.

Sasuke dragged Naruto on the first bus he saw. Luckily only a few other students were settled in the back and middle seats already. Spotting a completely empty seat, Sasuke pulled Naruto to sit down against the window. If the blond was left with the outer seat he would most likely be swept away by another nosey classmate or Itachi himself. Sasuke quickly plopped down into the seat beside Naruto as he saw Kiba, Lee and Sakura both boarding the bus. But unlucky for Sasuke, the seat across from him was empty as well.

And who better to fill it than Sakura. "Hey Sasuke." She replied for the second time this morning. "I have space over here, you can sit beside me." She informed only in time to have her just as obsessed blond friend, Ino hop into the seat she had scooted over in for Sasuke.

"Konnichiwa Sasuke-kun!" Ino said anxiously. Thanks to Sakura, she was now sitting the closest to Sasuke. The Uchiha merely rolled his eyes and looked away as he was aware of what was to come next.

"Hey Ino-pig, I was saving that seat for Sasuke." Sakura growled, shoving Ino some.

"As if he would ever want to sit beside your gigantic forehead!" Ino hissed back, unintentionally stating a war of insulting comments and lashings about how Sasuke would not waste his time with either of them.

"Wakai josei. I can't live with them and can't stand them." Sasuke pouted in his seat. He turned to Naruto, his smile quickly returning as he watched the hyper blond stare excitedly out the widow. Naruto was on his knees against the chair, and his head was switching back and forth as he watched people hurry onto the buses. Sasuke mused over how easily excited Naruto could get, the trip had barely begun and already he was bouncing off the walls.

But saddened to say, Sasuke's smiled vanished as the teachers and parents started to board the bus after having received all rules and guidelines for the trip. Itachi was among them. But thankfully all supervision was required to sit up in the front of the bus to expect further instructions. And since Sasuke had found a seat close to the back, he didn't need to worry about Itachi flirting with Naruto during drive.

"Students, settle down. It's time to get this trip started!" Kakashi said in a drone voice. "Bathrooms are in the back. So don't try to test your little bladders over the course of this two hour drive." Kakashi replied stoically.

Despite the rest of the people's moaning over the time length of the bus ride, it was music to Sasuke's ears. Two Itachi-free hours, what could be better than that?

To Be Continued...

A/N: Yay, another chapter successfully completed. And I'm especially happy I managed to finish it all today. I just had to update today because I knew I wouldn't be able to tomorrow. So Please review and I'll update as soon as I can. And thanks a bunch for all of the wonderful views. I never imagined I would get so much for this one fic so quickly.

Next Chapter: Their all finally one their way for the coolest trip yet. But can Sasuke manage to woo Naruto even with Jiraiya's help, now that his classmates decide to befriend the lovable blond? He can certainly count on something going on between them, when they 'accidentally' get separated from the group.

Dictionary:

Tsukareteiru- tired
Zasshu- Mongrel (haha, Sakura’s a mongrel)
Wakai josei- young women