Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Brother's Can't Be Trusted ❯ A Test of True Skills ( Chapter 18 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

"What?!" Sasuke exclaimed hysterically. Had Jiraiya just ensured his imminent fate through some stupid, perverted bet?! Since when was he some consequence for who ever supposedly couldn't bare a dare. Rather than encourage the young Uchiha, Jiraiya had in fact discouraged him. Jiraiya was practically saying giving Sasuke head was worse than any other dare. Plus, Sasuke was not comforted at all by the thought of anyone having their filthy mouths around his pride and joy. Well anyone, with the exception of Naruto of course.

"Kiba, I can't recall any one of us agreeing to this little agreement." Shikamaru bluntly mentioned.

"Well I didn't hear any objections either. Besides, its too late to turn back now." Kiba laughed heedlessly. "And Sasuke, since even you are not skilled enough to give yourself a blowjob, I think it'd be only fair if you backed down, you would give the administrator of your dare a blowjob."

Sasuke groaned upsettingly. Well now he knew he would be following all of Itachi's and Jiraiya's dares simply because he didn't want to be near any of their disease infected cocks. After all the people they've been with, Sasuke wouldn’t be surprised if they had three or more sexually transmitted disease each.

"Well let's get this show on the road everyone!" Jiraiya announced joyously. "And when I mean XXX, I mean anything goes which cancels out all of that mild mindless questions like you boys tend to ask at your kiddy parties!"

Nearly everyone sighed over that statement; surely Jiraiya didn't make them out to be perverts like him? "Sorry to ruin the pre-mature fun, but you have nothing in which to chose who's turn it will be." Shino so stoically mentioned with a placid expression.

"Oh, don't worry. I always come prepared." Jiraiya happily rushed inside and returned with a small bottle of Sake in hand. "Now that we have everything taken care of, how about you spin first Kiba, since you were bold enough to accept my bet?"

Kiba grumbled something under his breath before jerking the bottle out of Jiraiya's hand. "Fine old man!" He hissed, setting the bottle down in the water just in the center of the large group. Swiftly, he turned the bottle in the water and watched as it slowly came to halt pointing to Shino. Seeing as how Kiba knew Shino for being the silent and conserved type, he would not bug him too much on either choices. "Truth or dare Shino?"

No one was surprised when Shino answered back with a "truth" since he was not one to prove anyone anything about him.

"Are you a virgin?" Kiba asked nonchalantly.

Shino showed no sign of worry to embarrassment, and if he did, it had gone unnoticed. "Yes," was his short and sure reply.

"No surprise there," Sasuke arrogantly whispered, earning a few snickers from those that had heard him. That was all except Shino, who had given the Uchiha an uncharacteristically venomous glare. But everyone knew it was likely for Shino not to have been with anyone. Sure some girls favored the strong and silent type, but they were not to keen on those that had a bug fetish if not an insect obsession.

"You turn is soon Uchiha." Shino said softly, before spinning the bottle away form him. And as if the threads of fate were slowly weaving themselves into place, the head of the bottle had stopped in front of none other than Sasuke. Sasuke couldn't help but pale after he knew Shino would probably be somewhat resentful for his last comment.

Then again, it was Shino. The bug lover rarely did anything to so he was a follower of revenge or any form of anger. So Sasuke became cocky with the thought and had told Shino he chose dare before the question even came. The worse he expected from the mysterious teen was probably something along the lines of kissing a freakishly disgusting bug since he would certainly not have him eat something he cherished.

"Alright Uchiha, your going to set the stage for everyone else tonight." Shino smirked widely, sending shivers down everyone's spine. After all it was seldom they ever saw Shino with out his large overcoat to shroud his expression. But even he couldn't come in the hot springs with that on, so he settled for wearing his usual pair of sunglasses.

Without much warning, Shino stood up from his place in the misty waters and trailed over to the side, grabbing hold of a slender branch from a bush and quickly cleared away all of it's leaves. Sasuke had first suspected the teen would suggest he be whipped by any member of the party but to his surprise, that wasn't along the lines of what Shino had in mind. "Here Uchiha, since you are so full of yourself and everyone thinks you already have a stick up your ass. Why not make the statement true?" Shino explained emotionlessly.

Sasuke's eyes widened. Shino did not just dare him to shove a stick up his ass?! But everyone else had found the dare to be very witty and funny considering it came from Shino. It looked like what they say about the quite type are true. "Y-you want me to stick that up my ass?!" Sasuke exclaimed in a panic.

"Not only that Uchiha. It would be wrong to let you have it stay in for the remainder of the time, so it's only fitting we have someone pull it out. And whop better for the job than Neji himself, since he finds you to be the biggest pain in the ass already." Shino amusingly stated, handing Sasuke the stick after thoroughly soaking it in the water. He wouldn't torture Sasuke so much as to give him a tree burn or splinters so he made sure to find a smooth stick.

Sasuke gulped audibly and nodded after hesitating for a moment. He shakily reached out and grabbed the stick. He hated himself already for having chose dare with Shino as his overload. Naruto for one, could feel Sasuke's pain as he worriedly watched Sasuke turn around and slowly pushed the stick in-between his cheeks. There was no way he was actually going to push this thing up his rectum, that was plain stupid.

"Better get going Sasuke, Neji should be in his room." Shino nearly chuckled as he watched the Uchiha painfully waddle out of the springs, his white towel still tightly tied around his waist over the outstretched brunch. Despite how embarrassing it looked, he figured it would be worse to go to his arch enemy completely naked with a stick up his ass.

Sasuke grunted as he heard acute laughed as he neared the exit of the changing rooms, one voice unmistakably Itachi's. He couldn't wake to get Itachi in return. Sasuke slowly and carefully made his way down the hall until he found Neji's room next to his own. He knocked firmly, wishing the Hyuga was there so he wouldn't have to look for him elsewhere and go out into public. He was fortunate enough that the halls had all been empty on his way here.

Finally the door jerked open. "What is-?!" Neji was flabbergasted by the sight before him. A nearly naked, soaking wet Sasuke stood in front of his door with a menacingly look. Neji had easily noticed the odd stick pointing out from the teen's back side. This couldn't be real; it had to be one of his normal dreams about humiliating Sasuke. "What are you up to Uchiha?" Neji lashed bask, drawing his attention to the Uchiha's face.

"I have a stick up my ass idiot; can you pull it out?" Sasuke asked almost desperately. The quicker Neji did this the sooner he could get out of here. Neji suspiciously quirked up a brow before smirking proudly.

"Is that so, Uchiha? Well I always knew Karma would come back and bit you in the ass, thought I didn't think this literally." Neji would remember this night for the rest of entirely, and relentlessly bring it up whenever the Uchiha was around. With that thought, he shoved Sasuke to turn around and quickly and roughly he jerked the stick out from the teen. Hanging this up on his mantle at home with a plank under it saying 'Behold the stick from Sasuke's Ass'; was not such a bad idea right now. "Now run along little Uchiha." Neji cackled as Sasuke didn't hesitate to hurriedly shuffle back over to the hot springs.

He planned to take this out on however he chose next. And as Kami would have it, that was no one but Itachi. Sasuke's jaw dropped as he stared at the bottle he had spun only moments ago. This probably wasn't such a bad night after all. Quickly, a self-righteous smirk made its way to Sasuke's lips. "Truth or dare Itachi?" Sasuke cackled.

Naruto could not help but whimper for he knew this would not end well. Itachi also knew the outcome would not be something he would favor, that is if he chose dare. Knowing Sasuke, the irrational teen would dare him to jump off a bridge or hold his breath under water until he stopped breathing. Saw Itachi chose truth to be on the safe side. After all nothing his brother can ask him would humiliate him in anyway.

Sasuke was slightly angered to find Itachi picked. But he would use this to work for him anyway. He would show Naruto exactly what type of guy Itachi was so the blond would no doubt chose him. "Okay Itachi, how many times do you have sex in a week?" Itachi could not lie about this, well at least Sasuke hoped he wouldn't. Getting a blowjob from Itachi was the last thing on his mind.

Itachi merely chuckled, causing the rest to stare oddly at him. "Come now Sasuke, you can do better than that. Actually to tell the truth, I've lost count." Itachi admitted, not giving much of a precise answer. Sasuke was pissed his brother had dodged the answer, but he couldn't be lying either. Since Itachi did sleep around so much, how could one keep track of it. Sasuke took pride in the fearful yet timid look in Naruto's eyes as the blond stared at Itachi. Surely the blond had to believe him when he said Itachi was a man whore now, for he didn't even deny it himself.

In truth, Naruto did find something strange about Itachi. He had been intensively listening after Sasuke's question, but was surprised and disappointed to hear Itachi's answer. If it was truth, then why hadn't Itachi told him? And was he truly just another on Itachi' list, the blond couldn't help but wonder. Naruto had been so drawn in thought he had noticed that Itachi had already spun and had asked Shikamaru "truth or dare".

"This is all troublesome." Shikamaru sighed. "I guess I'll take dare, you all plan to put me asleep anyway." He answered with a dull gaze in his eyes. He was not one for games like these, since he was too lazy to be a pervert.

Itachi smiled. "I do believe I hear allot about you liking that Junior girl, Temari. How about you go give her a kiss?" Itachi teased amusingly. Shikamaru had been the first to blush and pale all at the same time.

"Itachi ,you can't make him do that!" Kiba quickly interjected. "That's suicide!" Everyone knew for a fact Temari had to be the most short-tempered girl in the entire school when it came to being hit on by guys. And since she was so strong it was rare any of them got away with just a broken arm or fractured skull.

"No Kiba." Shikamaru budded in. "I guess it's better than tending to Sasuke." The teen admitted, not noticing Sasuke's furious expression to the remark. Shikamaru sadly strolled out of the room, leaving his friends in a stupor.

"You think he'll live?" Lee asked fearfully.

"I don't know." Kiba admitted sorrowfully. It had only been a brief two minutes before the entire building shook with the loud and enraged scream of a girl. Not even a second after that, Shikamaru came bolting through the door, panting heavily. "Wow, you made it out alive." Kiba chuckled.

"If you call this living." Shikamaru grunted, pointing to the amazingly hung black right eye he had now. He heard Kiba whistle dramatically before the group burst into uncontrollable laughter. Shikamaru angrily stomped back over to his spot in the springs and twisted the bottle violently.

Naruto grimaced when the bottle's head pointed to him. Not that he was afraid of Shikamaru, he just knew the teen could be a little illogical when angry. "Uh, I choose truth." Naruto nearly whimpered. he didn't want to end up being dared to kiss Sakura or something like that. Te pink haired girl already had it out for him.

"Fine you woosy," Shikamaru growled. He thought for a brief moment and then finally came up with a question. "Have you ever wanted to secretly dress in drag?"

Naruto contained a small amount of blush as he heard the other laugh to themselves. Sasuke, surprisingly, wasn't laughing, simply for the fact that he had actually made Naruto dress in Jiraiya's perverted girl costume.

"Wanted?!" Jiraiya burst out with contagious laughter. "He already has, plenty of times!" He so kindly revealed, making Naruto huff in frustration. "You won't believe how many times I find this kid dressed up in ridiculous girl outfits." Jiraiya chuckled.

"That's only because you make me wear them to model for your book, you sick pervert!" Naruto snapped, his eyes flaring an unrealistic red and thrust a fist into Jiraiya's shoulder. "I have but I didn't want to" Naruto answered in a pout, finally taking his seat again.

The blond was more humiliated by the fact Sasuke was giggling along with the rest. He hated to think Sasuke was somehow repulsed by this knew little information. but instead, Sasuke was intrigued by the confession. He was actually wondering if he could convince Naruto to dress up for him sometime.

"Alright hentai, it's your turn!" Naruto hissed, turning the bottle shortly so it ended up on Jiraiya. "Truth or dare!"

"You take me for a fool, don't you Naruto?" Jiraiya replied, trying to calm his laughter. "Well I choose truth."

"Is it true you sleep with a fucking stuffed red frog every single night?! And that you can't sleep for even a second unless it's in your arms?!" Naruto shouted, purposely calling Jiraiya on something he knew he could not deny. It was great living together; you gather the best blackmail. Jiraiya sighed and slowly nodded.

"Ha! Some man you are Jiraiya!" Kiba yelled, erupting into loud laughter and howling. "You can't stand being without your little froggy, huh? And you had the nerve to criticize us." Kiba mocked.

"Shut up runt." Jiraiya grumbled, taking his turn and spinning the bottle. He looked forward at the bushy browed kid the bottle had ended up on. "Alright truth or dare kid?"

"Dare!" Lee exclaimed excitedly. The teen was so enthusiastic about challenging his skills, so he didn't care for what the dare would be, especially that it was coming form Jiraiya. After all, hard dares built up will power and charisma.

"I dare you to sneak into the girl's hot springs and steal all of their underwear!" Jiraiya demanded anxiously. The teens were rather sickened by the perverted smirk that graced Jiraiya's lips. None other than he, would chose a dare that benefited himself.

"Alrighty Jiraiya-sama!" Lee cheered, before dashing off. The group remained quite until the bowl headed teen returned, simply because they had nothing to comment about Jiraiya's typical dare. "Here you go!" Lee squealed, plopping a arm's load of panties and thongs right on a rock behind Jiraiya. The teen mused over Jiraiya's hopelessly giddy expression as he gaped over the wonder collection of lace and silk. Jiraiya was to entrants by the underwear that he aid no mind to Lee as he spun the bottle.

Shikamaru sighed as he saw the bottle ended up at him again. "I guess I'll chose dare, since it is only you Lee." He knew the hyperactive teen could do no harm to him like Itachi did.

"I dare you to compare sizes with Shino!" Lee chuckled, throwing his arms up in the air.

"You've got to be kidding me." Shikamaru sighed, standing up out of the water. "Come on Shino, let's get this over with." He pouted.

"Wahoo! Go Shika, take it off!" Kiba howled humorously. "Prove to us you're a bigger man than Shino." The wolfish boy cackled, nearly rolling over at the thought.

Sasuke and Naruto both just sighed at the other's tomfoolery. But such attitude was soon lost the moment they Shino and Shikamaru both take off their cloths. Several pairs of eyes widened, including that of Shikamaru.

Sure the lazy teen had a decent, average size, but his opponent was nearly abnormal in length...and decoration. Shikamaru marveled over the fact, Shino had a fucking piercing just on the head of his shaft. "What the hell Shino?!" Shikamaru exclaimed. "I thought you said you were a virgin, so who the hell are you trying to impress?!"

Shino only shrugged his shoulders. Shikamaru turned his gaze sharply to Naruto who was literally rolling around in the water with laughter. "Man Shikamaru, Shino's out of your league." The blond chuckled, cupping his mouth to contain his giggling fit.

"Is that so Naruto?" Shikamaru gritted his teeth. "Well let's see how you like being the lesser of two men." Shikamaru suddenly smirked and forced the bottle to point at Naruto. "You're taking a dare blonde!" Shikamaru demanded. "I don't even fucking care if you didn't chose it. I'll make it up to you later." Naruto stopped his laughing and gave a bewildered look.

"So you will answer to Naruto's dare next time Shikamaru?" Kiba asked, getting a quick nod from the other teen. "Alright go ahead girly boy." Kiba teased, causing Shikamaru to glare at him as well.

"Oh you won't be laughing anymore Kiba. Naruto! I dare you to dress up in a maid's outfit and give Kiba a strip tease! But you have to get on him and call him master, you know the perks." Shikamaru's smirk became scarily wide and deviant as he knew the blond could not turn down his dare.

Itachi perked up at this dare, a sly smirk pulling at his own lips at the thought. Of course he would have liked it better if it were him Naruto had to do the strip tease for, but at least he got to watch. Sasuke on the other hand, didn't find this amusing in the least bit. He didn't like the idea of Shikamaru exploiting Naruto like that.

To Be Continued…

A/N: I know, it’s pretty short, but I wanted to get allot in the next chapter. So stay on alert, I’ll put up the next chapter as soon as I can! So please review!

Next Chapter: The game is starting to heat up and the challenges are starting to become harder and harder. But will Naruto have courage enough to go through with it, or anyone else for that matter? And once the game is through, who will end up with the consequence of backing out of the dare?