Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Brother's Can't Be Trusted ❯ The Calm Before The Storm ( Chapter 35 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

"You can't be serious Itachi. You great with kids, impossible." Kisame mocked with a proud smirk. He knew his friend all too well. And as long as they had been friends, he knew Itachi was never good with children or any other people for that matter. So to suddenly hear Itachi telling him he thinks he is good with children, only made Kisame burst out into laughter. Itachi was the most unfriendly person he knew. Naruto might have been dumb enough to fall for that, but no one else would be.

"No I'm serious Kisame." Itachi replied back sternly. "I might just have a skill with this. Sasuke hasn't killed me yet, so I must be good for something." Itachi actually managed to laugh. "And I really think I've helped that Haku kid out a lot. You should have seen him blubbering like a whale."

Kisame simply rolled his eyes. "And I'm guessing you want to screw him too? When are you going to learn children is not a category you should be working with. Its one thing to get a consensual partner out of adults, but your just asking to get locked away if you mess with minors. And frankly Itachi, I don't want to see you behind bars all because of how your father screwed you up years ago." Kisame admitted firmly.

Itachi quickly quieted down and glared at Kisame for a moment. He didn't like talking about this to anyone, even his own friend. Naruto had been a one time thing and he would like to keep it that way. "Is that your way of saying you are goign to stop me?" Itachi asked coldly. "Now that I'm through with everyone at our school and have moved on, you want to stop me? You want to play the part of a good friend now Kisame? Well I think you are a little late on that. I'll do what the hell I want with whoever the hell I want to." Itachi hissed.

Despite his eagerness to object, Kisame sighed in acceptance. He was not about to put his life on the line just to convince Itachi of his wrong doing. But he couldn't help but get a feeling that Itachi had changed somehow. That he wasn't the same cold hearted jerk he was before. In a way it made Kisame happy, but then it made him sad. If Itachi had realized this as well, then wouldn't he be looking more forward to finding a loved one of his own. His reputation might all his chances for true happiness. Who could learn to love a guy like Itachi?

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Hak u took a deep breath before leaving the safety of the empty room. It hadn't been very long since Itachi left but he was still worried about coming back to see Naruto again. After what he said he could only imagine Naruto never wanted to see him again. That thought gave Haku an unbearable pain in his chest. And it would all be Sasuke's fault for suddenly showing up in Naruto's life. Though Haku still wanted to kill the boy, he would not hold it against him for making Naruto happy at least.

So when he managed to walk slowly down the hall, he nervously peeked into the kitchen where he spotted the two already preparing to eat. He didn't feel all that mad that they were simply just eating the food he had made for Naruto after how they had treated him. At the moment that didn't even matter. Gathering up what ounce of courage he had left, Haku stepped fully into the kitchen, staring at the two with desperate, sensitive copper eyes.

"Haku!" Naruto suddenly acknowledged him with a bright smile. "Glad you could join us. I thought would have to go and drag your butt out of there." Naruto laughed, ever so adventurous and carefree. It was always a pain to know that he was the only one that would never remain mad or sad after something like this. "You going to eat? You went through all the trouble to cook this, right?"

Haku nodded, his eyes falling to the floor in a silent shame. It wasn't until he heard the clattering of plates before Haku found his voice. "I...I'm sorry Sasuke." He whispered softly, his voice recognizable somewhere between a far off whimper and a kitten's frail meow. "If Naruto wants to be with you, it's his business, not mine." Haku admitted. He had to nip his bottom lip to keep himself from yelling out in object to his own words.

Sasuke was simply stunned that Haku was actually apologizing for that. After all the hell he put him through, he thought he could just make it all better with some phony apology. Well Sasuke didn't entirely believe Haku was accepting all this, but it was a start. A little progress is still progress. "It's alright Haku." Sasuke answered back with a sigh. "Hell, I'd fight tooth and nail for Naruto too if I were you. Actually are a better competitor than I ever could be. I guess I just done have the spunk to actually execute all those torture methods." Sasuke chuckle. "But man, if I did, Itachi wouldn't be showing his face around here any more." Haku managed to smile at this, which excited Naruto. The blond was beginning to believe his friends could actually get along.

“Now that this is settled, how about we dig in?!” Naruto asked anxiously. “You know how I don’t like it when my ramen gets cold!” He added with an extra bit of enthusiasm in his voice. Haku and Sasuke could only smile and laugh at Naruto’s normally hyper active nature. At least they could trust him to keep things sane and together around here. Though the blond never knew it, he was the only peace maker around that managed to have an effect on everyone.

“You win Naruto.” Haku chuckled before adding a smug, “that’s no surprise.” Even if Naruto wasn’t whining, he always got his way. It was just the nature of things. Haku grinned feverishly and sat on the other side of Naruto by the table. The blond almost immediately stated piling loads of food onto his plate as if this was his last meal, but by this rate it probably would be. “Woah Naruto, slow down. We don’t want you to lose that beautiful figure of yours, do we Sasuke?” Haku asked with a cunning wink.

Sasuke chuckled and nodded in agreement. “That’s right, I’m not into pigs.” But he knew that their lecturing would be of no use to Naruto. The blond moved around enough to burn off any extra calories he had developed from the gigantic amount of garbage he stuffed into his mouth. Naruto followed their example for the most part and stopped stacking his plate. However, this did not affect how fast he actually ate the food.

Sasuke and Haku both found the blonde’s methods to be hideous and inhuman. No wonder Naruto was so good at giving head, just look at how much food he was able to stuff into his mouth all at one time. Sasuke was pretty sure most of that food was making its way down the teen’s throat without having being chewed even once. But the Uchiha managed to drag his attention away form his disgusting boyfriend, long enough to enjoy his own meal. It seemed like Haku wasn’t all that bad a cook. What could possibly be more attractive than a beautiful, horny cooking expert? That was about every aspect a man looked for in a partner.

Haku, who had grown use to Naruto’s eating habits over the year, was able to eat in peace. He at least had elegance and grace when he ate, so naturally people thought him to be a girl with his unusually rude boyfriend. Oh how he wished that was true, well the boyfriend part anyway. As he ate, Haku couldn’t help but throw a curious look back to Naruto. He was going to choke any minute now and Haku was just counting away the seconds until he did. It was typically around five minutes into the meal that Naruto gagged on his long noodles, Haku had always remembered that was when he should prepare to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

As if on cue, Naruto had suddenly stopped swallowing his food and his hands when flying over his throat. Haku smirked amusingly as Naruto started grunting with discomfort and his eyes started to bug out. “See, I told you.” Haku chuckled before roughly patting Naruto on the back. Luckily, this situation hadn’t been as serious as it usually was. In fact this seemed to be the mildest of his choking habits. “Better?” Haku asked when Naruto coughed loudly and the noodles slipping from his parted lips.

Naruto nodded bashfully and cleared his throat. “I guess I should still listen to you about some things.” Naruto laughed. “Sorry about that.” He apologized. He was surprised Haku even put up with him for all this time after all the trouble he had caused. Everyone thought he was a moron, but Haku never abandoned him.

“Dobe, you sure know how to cause a ruckus.” Sasuke mocked. “Is there a day where your life isn’t on the line? You should have seen him at the field trip Haku.” Sasuke mentioned with a smile. “He was chased from a bird for like ten miles all because he thought it would be fun to pet it. I swear I’ve never seen a person so afraid of a stupid bird.” Sasuke laughed,

Naruto huffed grumpily. He was all for story telling, especially if it would bring Sasuke and Haku closer together, but Naruto did not like the fact that story was making fun of him. It seemed to make Haku happy though; the teen was actually smiling at something Sasuke said. So apparently Naruto was the only subject they could talk about and come to an agreement about, rather sad though.

“That is nothing to the time Naruto decided to try this new honey scented shampoo. All the bees in town thought his hair was just one big sunflower.” Haku laughed. “He was terrified to go outside again for the next week. We had to convince him that three hats and five showers was enough to rid him of the scent of honey.” Haku explained with an unusually large smile. Sasuke started laughing as well. Naruto was the only one not finding this funny.

“Hey! You were the one that said you thought I would smell great with honey! And there was no way in hell I was going to bath in real honey.” Naruto grumbled babyishly. “So it makes it all your fault.” Naruto only felt more frustrated when Sasuke and Haku laughed once again.

“Come on Naruto. Don’t spoil the mood. You should be happy we finally both agree that you are a jinx.” Sasuke chuckled. “I can only imagine how much more trouble you’ve gotten yourself into before we met.” Sasuke smirked evilly. “But I’m sure I won’t have to if Haku gives me a clear picture.”

“No, no, no!” Naruto yelled, popping up from his seat. He waved his hands in the air defensively. “I have a better idea!” His glorious smile finally returned. “How about we have a celebration in honor of this new friendship?!” He asked excitedly. He wasted no time before rushing over to the cabinets and grabbed a stool. “Jiraiya always hides this stuff away, but I’m sure he won’t mind if me have some.”

Sasuke sighed as he saw the blond boy pull down several bottles of what he suspected to be sake. Only Jiraiya would have this somewhere where kids could still get to it. If Sasuke hadn’t known any better, he would have thought Jiraiya had purposely put it some place where Naruto could find it.

Haku cheered joyously along with Naruto as the blond brought the bottles down with him to the table. “Alright, then how about you make the first toast Naruto?” Haku asked, taking up a small cup and holding it out to the blond.

Nodding eagerly, Naruto poured Haku his first cup and then Sasuke, who didn’t look half as thrilled as the others. Finally, Naruto poured his own cup and set the bottle down. He held up the cup while smiling vividly, and waited for the others to follow suit. “I make a toast to Sasuke and Haku’s new friendship as well as me and Sasuke’s relationship; to ever lasting bonds!” He called out, tipping his glass with the others two teens before anxiously gulping down the alcoholic beverage.

Haku swallowed roughly before taking a quick breath. “My turn. I make a toast to you both. May Sasuke never lose his mind having to care for you. And may Naruto find true happiness in this union.” He giggled before downing the second cup Naruto had filled for them all. They all gulped down the second helping of sake, and without much complaining too.

After Naruto refilled the cups for a third time Sasuke raised his dish for his own toast. “I make a toast to a knowledgeable future. May Naruto finally find his senses and realized I’m the only ass that can put up with him.” Sasuke laughed. “And may Haku have a bright future in the bouncer business.” Sasuke teased. None the less, all three drank to the crazy request without any complaints.

“Awesome!” Naruto exclaimed, waving his cup in the air. “Another toast to being drunk as hell when Jiraiya comes back!” He giggled. Haku chuckled as well as downed his fourth cup of sake. Sasuke first gave a curious look but followed along. Sasuke was sure he would be sober when the old man got home, since he had a better alcohol tolerance than the average person.

This all became very apparent when all the boys had reached their tenth cup and Sasuke had been the only one but wobbling in his seat or giggling like a possessed hyena. He was certainly glad to be aware enough to laugh at Haku and Naruto. It was too amusing watching the two makes fools of themselves, though Sasuke already viewed them as fools.

“Lookie Sakue!” Naruto slurred, completely destroying Sasuke’s good name with the rearranged letters. “Do I make a hawt dancer?” The blond asked with a giggle as he stood up on the kitchen table. He shook his hips in a seductive, yet clumsy manner and swayed his arms in the air as if being pushed by the wind.

“No!” Haku laughed, while pointing at the crazy blond. “You look like a monkey on crack!” The brown eye boy yelled hysterically. He stood up form his seat, which he had miraculously stayed in all this time without falling out, and joined Naruto on the table. He stumbled a little as he approached Naruto, finally throwing his arms around Naruto’s neck and breathing heavily down his back.

Sasuke was actually finding that particular action annoying. But he couldn’t beat Haku up for touching Naruto when he was wasted. He could let it go just this once. Actually, he had no say in the manner anyway. Naruto and Haku were normally so affectionately, so there would be no point in him trying to stop it.

“Dammit Naruto!” Haku wailed, nuzzling his head into Naruto’s cheek. “I wanna fuck you so bad! I wanna hear you scream my name!” He yelled out dramatically. His words brought immediate anger to Sasuke. And the Uchiha decided he could no longer accept this.

“Hahaha!” Naruto laughed, still wiggling wildly, or what he called dancing. “Haku’s so horny! I’ll let you screw meh, if yah get me outta this sticky, pervert’s house!” Naruto chuckled, his eyes cupping into semi-moons. Haku nodded with a crocked smile and Naruto seemed to accept that as apart of their agreement. Alrighty then!” Naruto squealed.

Sasuke’s eyes widened as he saw Naruto push Haku far enough for him to start stripping right there on the diner table. He was appalled to see Haku undressing as well. “What the hell are you two doing?!” Sasuke yelled angrily, finding that both boys were now completely naked.

“Haku’s gonna ride meh.” Naruto giggled once more before completely collapsing onto the table and pulling Haku down with him. “I don’t think we have lube, is butter okay?” He asked the dazed brown eyed teen.

“Naruto!” Sasuke screamed, his face suddenly flaring with red as he couldn’t believe his ears.

“Sure.” Haku answered back. He laid down on Naruto and grabbed the butter from the table. “No complaining later!” Haku warned drunkenly. He grinned brightly as he carelessly dipped a whole finger into the butter. Sasuke felt like dying right now. Hell, he wished Naruto was this easy whenever he wanted to do something. But this had to be a dream. Haku was not really naked on top of his naked boyfriend now…

“Holy shit! Stop that!” Sasuke hollered in terror. Naruto gasped out softly when Haku’s butter slicked finger slowly pushed into his petite opening. “Stop it now!” Sasuke ordered. How bad would it look if he beat the crap out of a drunken guy? He’d think about that for later, but as for right now, he would kill Haku. Sasuke quickly stood up form his eat and started to desperately pull at Haku’s shoulders, but the teen wouldn’t budge an inch.

“Ahh! Haku!” Naruto whimpered as a second greased finger slipped into his entrance. His back arched up against the hard wooden table and his legs spread open a little more. This was definitely not the position Sasuke wanted to see his boyfriend in with another guy. They better not be playing another joke on him like before. His heart couldn’t dare take another blow like that.

“Oh kami Naruto! You’re so hot and tight in here.” Haku moaned erotically. His two fingers slowly started to scissor their way in Naruto’s opening after pumping into it several times. With each action, Naruto erupted into soft mewls and whimpers. Naruto suddenly gasped more loudly as the third finger was pushed into him.

“It hurts Haku…” He whimpered, his head falling to the side as he lifted his hips to disperse some of the pain within him already. Sasuke was literally going out of his mind. He was the only one allowed to have anything up Naruto’s ass, so why was Haku getting the honors?!

“Get your fucking fingers out of him!” Sasuke demanded, pushing Haku more violently. “I swear I’ll castrate you if you so much as try to stick your fucking cock up-!” Sasuke suddenly broke out in a startled scream of his own. He could comprehend what exactly happened, but he could make out that there was a fucking hand on his crotch! Sasuke winced when the palm squeezed him tighter.

“Awww, poor Sasuke-kun! He’s so jealous he’s not included.” Haku moaned in a singsong voice. “You’re welcome to join us if you want. I don’t mind being bottom.” Haku added, giving Sasuke’s cock another swift rub to support his point.

“Hell no! I’m not screwing you while you get Naruto!” Sasuke screamed, stepping back quickly away from Haku’s seductive grasp. What could he possibly do now? These two knuckle heads went and lost their mind.

Haku simply shrugged his shoulders, “suit yourself. Without a care, he returned his attention back to the writhing blond beneath him. He slowly withdrew his three fingers, giving Naruto a wide smile. “Really for the real thing?” Haku asked, being answered with a definite nod. With that, Haku kneeled closer to Naruto, positioning his hard on at Naruto’s entrance.

“No!” Sasuke yelled, hopping onto the table behind Haku. He kneeled down behind the other boy and quickly started to pull Haku back, his arms wrapped tightly around the teen’s waist, and his determined grunts filled the room.

“What the hell is going on here?!” yelled a boisterous and horse voice.

All eyes suddenly snapped open and three heads turned in the direction of the kitchen doorway. The most unlikely thing was standing there staring at them all in disbelief. Jiraiya, of course had come home, but he had a lady with him. And not just any lady…Principle Tsunade?!

“What is wrong with you Jiraiya?!” Tsunade suddenly yelled at the old man beside her. “I gave you one last chance and here you bring me to your home where my students are having a fucking gay orgy on your kitchen table! Are you mad?!” She yelled furiously. “You will never change Jiraiya!” She growled before storming back out of the room and out the front door.

Jiraiya sighed depressingly. He had been trying so long to get a date with Tsunade, but here when she finally agrees, this happens. She had asked him right after the date if she could check up on Naruto since the boy was excused from class for being sick. He wasn’t expecting this to be at home to be awaiting his return.

Upon just walking in through the front door, Jiraiya could hear the boys’ unusually loud grunting and moaning. Surprisingly enough he found two of the three boys completely naked. And form his position at the sidelines Sasuke looked ready to penetrate Haku while the teen did the same to Naruto. But while the hell were they on his kitchen table, the room would have been acceptable enough for a threesome. Damn, people have to eat on that thing!

“What is wrong with you guys?” Jiraiya asked dryly. He suddenly noted two bottles of his sake out on the table and apparently empty. Instantly, he ran over to the table. “Oh no! Look what you guys have done! My precious sake, how could you?!” He asked with overwhelming sadness. “You don’t need my sake to get all horny and hipped up.” He whimpered, cuddling the empty bottles as if they were his babies.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and growled. “Thanks for your concern Jiraiya.” He growled. “Naruto was just about to get raped by this intoxicated fool!” Sasuke hissed before releasing Haku and shoving him off the table just when he was distracted with watching Jiraiya mope. Sasuke hoped down from the table and quickly lifted Naruto up into his arms. “Stupid dobe, what happened to saving yourself for me?!”

Naruto grinned haphazardly. “Sakue, I’ve got butter up my ass.” He giggled uncontrollably, making Sasuke sigh regrettably. Jiraiya just threw up a curious eye brow.

“That’s right Naruto.” He said in a comforting baby-sitter type of voice. “Now we are going to get you all clean.” Sasuke informed the fascinated blond. He found himself somewhat relieved Haku hadn’t completed the task or used something other than butter.

“But I don’t wanna take a bath!” Naruto whined as he was carried off down the hallway.

“Then how do you suppose I get the butter out?” Sasuke asked tiredly, throwing one last glance to Haku who was just now getting up out of his seat and following behind them.

“With your tongue.” Naruto whimpered timidly. Sasuke gasped at the suggestion and nearly slipped. Did Naruto just ask him to lick out all the butter?! Damn this blond was horny when he was drunk. “Haku could do it if you don’t want to.” Naruto added softly.

Sasuke growled at that statement. “I think we will stick with the bath.” He grumbled. No way in hell was he going to let Haku get his hands on Naruto like this again. Obviously the two were a very dangerous pairing when they were totally wasted.

He dropped Naruto down onto his bed and left the room to set the bathtub. Naruto was certainly a handful when he was drunk, Sasuke had decided. As soon as he started up the water he headed back into the room. His eyes narrowed viciously when he saw Haku and Naruto both curled into each other’s arms, fast a seep. He knew he hadn’t taken that long, so how could they possible fall asleep that fast.

Normally, Sasuke wouldn’t have a problem with them sleeping like this, but they were both still naked. Sighing soft, Sasuke figured he wouldn’t be able to convince Naruto into taking a bath now. So he went back and turned off the water. Coming into the room, Sasuke climbed into bed. To prevent any further mishaps between the two teen, Sasuke pried their arms away form each other and settled in the middle of the two.

He sighed dryly once more and closed his eyes. This was going to be a rough four months. And to make matters worse, it seemed Haku had the same sleeping patterns as Naruto. The long haired boy hand his arms wrapped tightly around Sasuke’s waist and his legs entwined with Sasuke’s right one. Naruto had both his arms snaked around Sasuke’s neck and his legs were locked at the ankle around Sasuke’s hips. And both boys were heavily breathing against his neck and face with their hot breath. All in all, Sasuke would be getting no sleep tonight.

To Be Continued…

A/N: How was that for a little Haku and Sasuke peace treaty? Lol, all of these teens are wacky together. I had so much fun writing this whole chapter. Naruto drunk is just too amusing. So I really hope you guys all loved this chapter! Please review! And thanks for all of the terrific reviews already! You guys really give me the motivation I need to continue this long fic.

Next Chapter: All is fair between Sasuke and Haku for now. But will that be the same when Haku comes for his first day at Naruto and Sasuke’s school. Rumors are being spread about Haku and Naruto being together, can Sasuke handle the pressure or sing like a canary? And if he does spill the truth, will his classmates be able to accept it?