Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Brother's Can't Be Trusted ❯ The Perfect Gift ( Chapter 37 )

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Chapter Thirty-Seven
The Perfect Gift

Itachi, surprisingly, was in a very gracious mood. Nothing in particular had happened to him, but rather to someone else he enjoyed watching suffer. He had felt depressed at a time when Naruto had taken Sasuke as his boyfriend, but now that Haku was around, Itachi couldn't be any more amused. It was more than entertaining to watch his brother constantly morn over the new teen's arrival. It had been two weeks and Sasuke hadn't been able to make a single move on his zealous blond.

For a couple, they sure didn't spend a lot of alone time together. But this didn't seem to bother Naruto in the least bit. He loved spending time with his friends. But Sasuke didn't favor this at all, and he had yet to address the problem to Naruto. So seeing his brother's failed attempts at romance, Itachi never had a dull day. Well maybe just today.

"What are you doing Sasuke?" Itachi asked dryly, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. He walked into the younger Uchiha's room as he spotted the teen at his desk, hopelessly scribbling away on his homework at two in morning.

"What does it look like I'm doing dumb ass?" Sasuke snarled back. It was evident Sasuke was grumpy for having to stay up so late. The only time he ever consider staying up late as a good thing was if it was with his obsession.

Itachi couldn't hold back a chuckle at Sasuke's situation. "It looks like you are getting behind in your school work because you are taking in more hours at work and at the same time trying to seduce Naruto. So I'm guessing there is a special reason behind it all." Itachi mocked, placing one hand on his hip as he leaned against Sasuke's desk.

Sasuke sighed, dropping his pencil and bagging his head on the hard wood. "I need extra money." He mumbled with his head still pressed hard to the wood. "Naruto's birthday is in three days and I haven't managed to get him anything yet. I can't even get around to asking him what he wants because Haku will just be on my case about how I don't know thing about him." Sasuke whined, when was very unbecoming for him.

"Is that so. Too bad, I found him a present just last week. You are really losing your touch Sasuke." Itachi laughed. "But I guess it harder to find him a gift with you being his boyfriend and all. He is naturally going to expect more from you." Itachi teased. Bu he Naruto was too simple minded to put pressure on Sasuke. Not once had the blond even mentioned his birthday, so no one really knew how to go about the occasion. Itachi always figured Naruto didn't care much about his birthday because he was an ophane. From TV he often got the impression children like that didn't know about their birthday or didn't get to celebrate it because of money problems.

"What am I going to do Itachi? I can't do anything stupid like give him money to get whatever the hell he wants." Sasuke whimpered. He lifted his head up only slightly so he could slip his arms beneath his head for support. "I bet Haku has already bought him this amazing gift, but the asshole want even tell me what it is. And if I know Jiraiya, he's going to get Naruto something creepy."

"Well I don't know what else I can say to help you out Sasuke. I've never been with anyone long enough to reach their birthday." Itachi chuckled, heading back out of the room. Sasuke was disgusted because Itachi actually sounded proud about that. What was really sad though, Sasuke wasn't even sure if Itachi bought Kisame gifts on his birthday. Some friend Itachi was. Sasuke didn't see why Kisame stuck around with Itachi for so long, he never respected the guy and he was always ordering him around. Kisame was more of his lackey than his only and best friend.

"Oh Naruto..." Sasuke moaned sadly. He got up from his desk and quickly plopped down onto his bed. "You don't have much of anything, but there is nothing I can give you. But what you need is a break from everyone else.” Sasuke sighed. Then suddenly an idea came to him. “That’s it!”
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̶ 0;What?! Really?!” Naruto exclaimed enthusiastically. He jumped out of his chair at the dinner table once he heard the great news. Well at least to him it was great news. But for Sasuke, it was not so much.

“Yep.” Haku answered back proudly, his chin raised high as he took in all the praise the blond had to give. “Zabuza called me last night and said he was taking the week off so he could come here and see you. He wouldn’t want to miss your birthday.” Haku giggled. “And I’ve certainly missed him.” He added quietly to himself. It was obvious Haku had asked Zabuza to come over more for him rather than to wish his best friend a happy birthday. But no one would dare call Haku out like that.

Sasuke grumbled hoarsely at the news. He was already not eating much after being invited for dinner by Naruto, but now he wasn’t definitely going to eat. He hadn’t the stomach for it. He was going to have yet another person to watch out for. If Zabuza was dating Haku than Sasuke was sure he would be a psycho just like the weird teen. Then again, there was always the chance Zabuza would take Haku off his hands and distract him for his entire stay. Maybe then Sasuke could finally get some alone time with Naruto. Kami knows he needs it.

Jiraiya rolled his eyes at the boys’ enthusiasm. He never liked Zabuza much. And since they left before Haku asked him out, he had yet to find out if Haku would have stayed away more often. All he knew is the guy was failing Naruto on all the write parts of their PE class. But everyone knew Naruto was exquisite when it came to sports, it made go use of all his extra energy.

Dinner was eaten without further interruptions, but Sasuke had yet to say a single word over the course of this time. It was beginning to worry Naruto a little. Usually Sasuke would try to get in at least one word for they all could acknowledge his presence, but nothing today. So as soon as everyone else left the table, Naruto waited for Sasuke to be the only one left before he started putting up dishes into the sink. It was the best excuse he could think of for getting them alone again.

“Umm…Sasuke…” Naruto began, turning back to face his nonchalant boyfriend. “Are you mad at me or something?” He couldn’t help but ask it a timid and frighten voice. Usually when Sasuke was angry with him he ignored him, so how could Naruto not think this was the case now. But he couldn’t recall ever doing anything to upset the Uchiha.

“No I’m not.” Sasuke answered with a sigh. He stood up from his seat and put away his own dish. “I guess I’m just a little tired.” He remarked; his eyes cast to the floor as knew if he were to look up he would see Naruto’s fearful blue orbs staring back at him.

“Well maybe you should take a break from work. Itachi told me you have been taking weekday afternoons plus weekends. Are you having money problems?” Naruto tried to sound sincere about this but he felt a little angry that Sasuke hadn’t told him anything about it. And even now the raven haired teen looked at him with surprise as if he wasn’t supposed to know.

“No, we’re covered financially!” Sasuke quickly answered, hoping to wipe away all of Naruto’s concern wit the matter. “I just need a vacation.” His voice quieted and a small smile played on his lips. “Maybe you do to. With all that’s happened I can’t remember the last time we had the night to ourselves.” Sasuke stepped forward with a gentle smile and handed a plan white envelop to Naruto. “I think we could use a little rest and relaxation, what do you say?”

Naruto’s brows furrowed in confusion but he took the letter anyway. He stared at it for a brief moment and then tore the opening. “What’s this?” He asked, pulling out a post card with a beautiful two story beach house on the front.

Sasuke’s smile widened and he quickly pulled out a small key form his pocket. “It’s your present of course.” He answered, the golden key dangling in his hand as he waved it in the air. It took a moment for Naruto to comprehend what was beginning said. He looked at the picture ten back to the key and then the picture again. Finally he gasped in realization. He wasted no time before jumping onto Sasuke, throwing his arms around the other’s neck tightly.

“Oh, wow! This is so cool, really?!” He asked out quickly, his face beaming. His smile had never been so wide and bright.

“Really.” Sasuke replied with a soft chuckle. “I rented the place for a whole week. That’s why I’ve been working so hard. I was hoping we could have the celebration up there.” Sasuke explained, smiling warmly with satisfaction of the blonde’s reaction.

“Oh, you’re the best Sasuke! I love it!” Naruto squealed. “I’ve never been to the beach before.” He confessed with idle laughter. “But I’m sure I’ll have the best time if I’m with you!” Naruto affectionately nuzzled his head into Sasuke’s shoulder, never loosening his tight grasp around the boy’s neck.

“Ha-ha, I’m glad you like it.” Sasuke chuckled. He snaked one arm around Naruto’s waist, trying to keep himself from falling over. “I just can’t believe you’ve never been to the beach before.” It would make perfect since. After moving house to house, who would have the time for a vacation? “Well you better get packing. We have to leave here tomorrow so we can reach the beach the day before your birthday.”

It didn’t take Naruto any more convincing before he was off in a mad dash toward his room. “Haku! Jiraiya! I’m going to the beach!” He screamed excitedly as he raced down the hall. He thrusts open the bedroom door, startling Haku suddenly and ran over to the dress. In seconds half of his clothes were thrown around the room and only one fourth actually made it into the suit case he had pulled out.

Haku felt like punching something. He was looking so forward to knocking Sasuke’s pants off with his gift, but he could not easily out do a beach getaway. He grunted as he plopped on the bed. “And I suppose that means we aren’t invited to your birthday?” Haku asked almost snobbishly. He was sure Sasuke had planned to get rid of them all one way or another.

“Of course you are Haku.” Naruto giggled, stuffing another pair of pants into the already full package. It was only full because nothing had been folded. “You can’t stay the whole time, but probably until after my party.” He exclaimed. He knew how important being alone was for Sasuke in this present so he wouldn’t ruin it for inviting everyone the entire time. As soon as they left he and Sasuke would have four days alone. That should be plenty enough time.

Haku smiled weakly and started to get his own stuff packed. “Well I guess I wouldn’t like to be up there during Zabuza’s whole stay. I bet he’s been aching for a little one-on-one time.” Haku smirked at the thought. Usually when Zabuza had to wait a long time, the sex would be amazing when they finally got to do it. So Haku was only more anxious to see Zabuza now. “I bet Sasuke had one hell of an evening planned out for you the moment we leave.” Haku chuckled. But he still didn’t think like the fact Sasuke had the perfect opportunity to finally bed Naruto. There was no way he could screw this up, but it was Sasuke. So Haku guesses would be on yes. The Uchiha had a tendency to ruin everything just as it was getting go.

Meanwhile, Sasuke had headed home to begin his own packing. He was thrilled with the results of all his hard work. “Hey Itachi, it went off without a hitch!” Sasuke yelled the moment he came through the front door. He rushed into his room and started to raid his closet. By this time his brother had made his way in Sasuke’s room and was smirking devilishly as he stood in the door way.

“Is that so?” Itachi asked with a laugh. “Glad to hear it. So am I right to guess you are going to make your move as soon as we leave?” Itachi asked with a hint of smugness in his voice. He had every right to be disappointed he would get a chance to be alone with Naruto for the next week, which should give Sasuke enough time to win their competition.

“Of course I will.” Sasuke answered immediately. “I’d be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. Who knows when I’ll get a chance to be alone with Naruto again? Haku is like his shadow. And with all of Jiraiya’s pushing lately, he has become more of a nuisance rather than the help.” Sasuke explained, finally zipping up his suit case. “Oh and Itachi…” Sasuke caught his brother’s attention before he left. “You can invite Kisame to come to. I’m sure you won’t like be the only on without a friendly face there.” Since Haku would be with Zabuza and Sasuke with Naruto, the only other person was Jiraiya. And Sasuke knew how much they hated each other. Itachi on nodded before walking out of the room.

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This had to be the slowest group of people Sasuke ever knew. They were supposed to be on the road an hour ago. Yet, here Sasuke was standing angrily at the front door to Naruto’s house as the two over excited teens tried to find the bags they had set up last night. Who in the world loses their suit cases in just a few hours in their own home?! Itachi and Kisame were tiredly sitting in the front seats of the van Itachi had rented and were practically asleep. Not only that, Haku insisted they wait until Zabuza got here because he wouldn’t be able to find his way there alone. And at the last minute, Jiraiya decided he would stay home after Naruto had bothered to pack all of his stuff. All in all, this was turning out to be one sucky getaway.

“Come on you guys! Get your asses over here!” Sasuke finally yelled, losing his temper quite easily. Just as he heard the loud tapping of feet coming toward him, Sasuke spotted a red jaguar pull up into the drive way. Sasuke’s best guess would be it was Zabuza. “Haku! You crazy ass boyfriend is here!” Sasuke yelled out rudely. And just as he had suspected, Haku came running out of the house.

“Zabuza!” The young boy squealed as he raced over to the tall man stepping out of the car. To Sasuke surprise, the man didn’t look half bad. He had expected some weird geek or some really muscular dude since he taught physical health, but this guy was actually normal looking. Spiky black hair, dark beady eyes, and unusually shape teeth were his most noticeable figures. Other than that, the man obvious worked out, but not too much.

Haku pounced onto the man, hugging him firmly around the neck. “Haku…” The man grumbled; his voice cold and low. “Stop acting like a child.” He unlatched the boy’s arms from around him and only petted down his long hair. Sasuke thought this was extremely awkward. Zabuza didn’t seem to be a very affectionate lover. But that would certainly explain why Haku was so touchy feely with Naruto.

Naruto marched out of the house at last, dragging behind two suit cases. “Haku! You left me to do all the work!” he whined. “Oh, hi Zabuza Sensei! Glad that you could join us.” Naruto yelled, finally noticing the man by Haku’s side. He smiled vividly at the man, making Sasuke a little jealous. Naruto turned back to Sasuke. “Well it looks like we are all here, let’s get going.”

“Finally,” Sasuke groaned. He bent down and grabbed one of the bags Naruto was holding and lead it away to the car. Sasuke climbed into the very back seat and waited for the others to come in as well. Naturally, Naruto scooted in beside Sasuke. Haku and Zabuza sat in the row ahead of the two. “Itachi get moving! We are already behind schedule.” Sasuke ordered Itachi obeyed with little complaining.

“Hey Zabuza…do you take Haku out a lot? “Naruto asked, leaning up in his seat so he could support his arms on the back of their chair. Sasuke felt a deep urge to grab Naruto by the collar of his shirt and just jerk him back into his seat. But he knew the blond hadn’t seen his Sensei in a long while, so he would not ruin their reunion.

Zabuza turned his head to the side where Naruto was right up close to him. He frowned seriously as if Naruto was already a bother. “Does it really matter?” He asked grumpily. Haku only snickered at this. It was rare that Zabuza said much of anything, and if he did it was always rude and disrespectful to the person he was speaking to. Luckily, Haku always managed to get the man to talk to him. But Zabuza was very talkative in the bedroom; always giving orders right and left.

“I just want to make sure you are taking good care of Haku.” Naruto giggled, his eyes cupping upward. “It’s obvious you take him shopping. But I am guessing because you always end up ripping off his other clothes.” Naruto assumed with a sneaky grin. Sasuke’s brow rose in curiosity, this was definitely an intriguing topic.

Zabuza’s frown deepened and he turned to Haku with a malicious glare and troublesome grunt. “What? I don’t keep any secrets from Naruto.” Haku defended cheerfully. “It’s fun exchanging information.” Haku giggled.

“Exchanging information?” Sasuke repeated suspiciously. He didn’t like the sound of this.

“Yep that’s right.” Haku snickered, throwing Sasuke a mischievous glare. “Naruto’s told me all about the time you tricked him into watching Brokeback Mountain all so you could dry hump him on the couch.” The car went silent for a moment, and Sasuke’s face flared with an angry, yet embarrassing blush.

“Sasuke…you actually did that?” Itachi asked; a hint of amusement evident in his voice. Kisame was already trying to keep from laughing. But Itachi was repulsed and entertained by that little fact. His brother was definitely sneakier than he thought.

“Shut up!” Sasuke barked at his brother. “Naruto!” He turned quickly to the chuckling blond. “Why are you telling him this?” He asked furiously.

“Oh, and that isn’t all.” Haku laughed. “He told me about you guys’ truth or dare with Jiraiya and how he ended up giving Sasuke head. I was even surprised Naruto went through with it and that lap dance he had to give Kiba.” Haku was cackling proudly. “Sasuke you are really one sick pervert. You even got Naruto to make that ‘movie’ with you. Don’t think Jiraiya hasn’t shown it to me yet.” Haku laughed. Sasuke’s entire face went pale. He knew he couldn’t trust that lecherous bastard.

“That’s enough Haku.” Naruto mumbled nervously. “I don’t want Sasuke to die of embarrassment before we get there.” The dear blond tried to calm his friend. But the damage had already been done and Sasuke’s pride was forever scared.

Sasuke sunk down into his seat as Zabuza stared at him. Was that an actual smirk he spotted on the usually stoic man’s face?! His life was officially over. “Don’t let him get to you.” Zabuza finally said as his smirk widen. “At least you can satisfy your lover properly.” Zabuza remarked. Once again the entire vehicle went dead with silence. Haku suddenly looked terrified and lipid. “Haku couldn’t give a blow job if his life depended on it the first time.” Zabuza actually managed to chuckle. “But as I teacher I knew some students took longer than others to learn.”

“Zabuza!” Haku wailed. His face was bright with red at what was being said. But this was so much more entertaining to the others.

“I had him practice on a dildo for like several days until he finally got it right. You’d think someone that looked like him would be gentle about the situation, but hell it was almost like he wasn’t there.” Zabuza laughed.

“Shut the hell up Zabuza! It’s none of their business!” Haku screamed in fury. Sasuke was already brought to tears in his laughter. Itachi found he was completely stunned. He could only imagine how good Haku was now that he had practice.

“You’re right Zabuza…” Sasuke chuckled. “That sure did cheer me up.” Aw, this was turning out to be the perfect getaway after all. He got to see his ultimate rival be completely humiliated by his own lover. That was truly priceless. Now Sasuke couldn’t wait for this party to really begin.

To Be Continued…

A/N:
Yay, another chapter up. Please tell me you readers really enjoyed that. It’s so funny to mess with Haku like this after all the crap he’s put Sasuke through. But I’m surprised Jiraiya didn’t want to come to the beach with them when there should be lots of girls in bikini’s there. Well I guess he much rather try his luck with Tsunade now that all the kids aren’t around. Anyway, thanks for fantastic reviews. It keeps getting better and better. I wonder how many I will have by the end of this fic. I’m so excited, well not to end it of course. But it will have to end eventually, because I want to start a whole new Sasunaru fic when they are older. It’s not a sequel though. But as long as all my time is spent here, I can’t write it up until after this fic is done.

Next Chapter: It’s time for some fun in the sun! Everyone is ready to have a ball at the beach, but is that exactly what they get. Let’s see, five horny males and a push over Kisame, what more do you need to have some real fun?! Then again, things might get heated up a little too much.