Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Chishio Book one: Forgotten blood ❯ ch 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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Raion quietly walked to the kitchen and searched through the fridge for anything to eat. The only edible thing she found was a carton of milk. She found a box of plain cereal in one of the cupboards and sat down to eat. She was about to pour the milk when she got a whiff of it...spoiled. She sighed as she poured it out in the sink.

‘Hmm... maybe they’re still...’ She thought as she lightly opened the window and jumped out. Naruto blinked as a strange aroma hit his nose. He wiped the sleep from his eyes and slowly sat up “what in the world?” he muttered as he forced himself through his daily routine vaguely remembering that some one else was living here now and to dress in the bathroom before going the kitchen. His memory completely returned when he saw a blonde woman standing in front of the stove cooking a black charcoaled blob.

“Naruto breakfast is ready.” sang Raion.

“Uh...is it supposed to be like that?” asked Naruto his eye twitching slightly.

“You mean the eggs …of course they are!” sniffed Raion giving him a look that dared him to say other wise said Raion.

“Wait your telling me he knew how to cook?”

“Yeah. That’s one huge reason why Jiraiya liked me so much.” said Raion smugly. I can probably cook better then…”

“Some one who is blind, deaf, and has taste buds worse then a fish …but then only just so…” snorted a voice. (An: no idea how a fishes taste buds are so just go with us on this one ok…you guys get the idea any how lol) Both blondes looked to see Jariya standing in front of an opened window.

“Ero-Sennin!” yelled Naruto. Raion blinked in surprise as she took the pan off the stove.

“Jariya?” she asked frowning.

Jariya nodded “I need to speak to you” he said seriously. Raion nodded as she scraped the blackened mess on to a plate and sat it in front of Naruto.

“Eat!” she instructed the boy before walking into the living room with the legendary sanine, completely missing narutos disgusted look as he poked the glob with the end of his spoon.

Once in the small living room Jariya made the seal of the ram.

“dfjaskldjf-no-jutsu” he said quietly.

“Must be important if you’re doing that!” muttered Raion, her body stiffening instinctivly. The white haired nodded grimly before giving her a small smile.

“Firstly I’m glad you’ve returned” he said, giving her a quick hug. Raion rolled he eyes but returned the hug nonetheless she knew that despite the toad sages appearance he was deep down a soft man who cared a lot for his friends and family. She also knew that it meant a lot to him to have her back, seeing as how she was the closest thing to a niece he had. After a few moments Jariya coughed and released her from the awkward hug, And set a much sterner look upon his face. Raion shifted nervously knowing that she would not like what was coming next.

“So I presume this is about Naruto…?” she inquired biting her lip.

Jariya nodded. “I presume that you remember the little gift your older brother left with your nephew? Without waiting for Raions nod he continued “I know that Naruto should tell you this himself but it is a tender subject with him something he hasn’t even confronted fully himself …“however” he said holding up a hand to silence Raions protests I figured that you at the very least ought know the situation with the fox”

“If he doesn’t want to explain himself then mabey..“ but Jariya cut her off

“No you need to know this but before I go into detail with the current stuff I need to tell you a little of what you have missed in Narutos life.” he paused and Raion reluctantly nodded for him to continue as much as she wanted to respect her nephews privacy she was very curious as to what had happened to him in her absence.

(AN: This will be a small recap of bits of Narutos past only touching on the biggest parts of Narutos’ life most of you already know all this info but for those of you who are not up to date with the most recent manga available online (and I am talking about MUCH farther than book 27) beware of some spoilers and just so you know I have altered it to fit our own story so…um yah sorry to those who know most of this but it is vital to the plot)

“Well Naruto apparently leaned about his little tenant from Mizuki when the traitor ticked him into stealing a forbidden scroll from the Third. Iruka apparently found the boy just after he had learned a forbidden art from the scroll and soon after Mizuki showed up spilled the beans then tried to kill them both. The result however was that Naruto used his new technique the Taijû Kage Bunshin no Jutsu on the him and broke danm near every bone in the traitors body.”

“I thought that Jutsu sounded familiar” muttered Raion darkly.

Jariya shrugged “Well time went on and he became Kakashis’ student” Raion nodded already knowing this.

“They went on missions and matured. Not much longer then a month after the cell came under his tutelage the chûnin exams came around, and Kakashi entered his team and in the second part of the exam Orochimaru got a hold of Narutos teammate Uchiha Sasuke and left his mark on him.” Raion gasped at this but Jariya pushed on “Later after the third had been murdered I was sent to find Tsunade to take the place of the fifth Hokage I brought Naruto along and we ran in to two members of an organization called the Akatsuki. They were collecting the Bijju and Naruto apparently was the next target. One of the two members that we confronted was none other then Uchiha Itachi, who had disappeared after he had destroyed his entire clan save Sasuke nearly five years prior. Aparently Sasuke heard that His Nii-san was in the area we were in and went after us. The brothers went head to head and Sasuke got a taste of his older brother power“. Jariya sighed as Raion sank in to the couch before continuing

“Time moved on and Naruto was able to persuade Tsunade to take the position of Hokage and not much longer after that Sasuke defected from Konaha searching out Orochimaru. Tsunade did the only thing she could do and sent the only available nin she could spare after him, which happened to be four genin and one new chûnin. The mission failed and Sasuke nearly killed Naruto. When he retuned and healed I took him under my wing for a little over two years he became stronger and matured but the biggest change was with the fox. You see Naruto managed to gain the power of the Kyuubis’ tails. I trained him as much as I could and he was able to stay in control of his mind for up to three tails when the fourth tail came how ever he became just short a miniature Kyuubi blood lust and all. I found out that the seal was disintegrating, slowly taking Naruto with it and there was nothing we could do about it. Not long after returning Naruto went on a mission to save the Kazekage of the sand a jinjuriki much like himself who held Shukaku the two tailed raccoon. They retuned with the information about and Akutsuki spy and followed the info to meet with said spy.”

“ The meeting ended badly and news of Sasuke all but disappeared h later it was heard that Sasuke had killed Orochimaru and defected from the sound.”

(AN:this is where things get edited for the stories benefit)

“Naruto and a group of chûnin followed the roomers and confronted Sasuke once again The result was nearly catastrophic as Uchiha Itachi met them all at the same time Sasuke took on his brother alone and defeated him, almost dieing himself in the process the thing that saved him was Naruto who took a fatal blow that Itachi had meant for his younger brother. After that Sasuke agreed to come home and both came home and were put in the hospital.”

Raion let out a breath she hadn’t known that she had been holding. “I under stand that I need to know all this…but what does this all have to do with Naruto’s current condition with the fox?” she asked curiously. Jariya chuckled slightly.

“You know Naruto is an interesting boy…he has the most curious affect on people…you really start to believe in him after you have gotten to know him. He makes you want him to reach his goal. I guess it was no different with Sasuke, because after every thing that he had done he wanted to renew the bond he had tried to break with Naruto who he saw as more of a brother then Itachi ever had been. When he found out about the fox and what the seal was doing to the blonde he did every thing to help Naruto and brought A group of ANBU to Orochimarus fallen Lair. There we were able to find several scrolls of seals and we were able to fix Narutos seal obviously it won‘t stay fixed forever and will eventually start to deteriorate again but by that time we might find a more permanent solution to the problem.

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Once Raion had left the room Naruto had immediately dumped the substance his aunt called food into the garbage. “I’m never letting her cook again” he muttered glaring at the trash can as he pulled a cup of ramen out from one of the cupboards. It only took about three minutes to prepare the meal and even less time to eat it so he made himself another then decided that now was a good time to try do his meditation , something he had practically been ordered to do by Kakashi (AN:Naruto isn‘t one for sitting still is he? LoL). He had a feeling that what ever his teacher had come to talk to his aunt about would take a while, and knew that eased roping was no good because his dear sensei had learned the hard way to put up sound barriers when he didn’t want Naruto to hear something. Sure enough it was a good half hour before Raion came back out again.

“You guys finally done? …took forever I swear!”he said opening one eye when her heard the front door close. Raion nodded

“Yah we’re done Naruto” she said with a smile. “If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go take a hot shower now.” she said as she walked over to the bathroom.” she had things she wanted to think about. Naruto gave her a weird look but then shrugged

‘Are all women this strange?’ He wondered idly as he went into the living room to finish his meditating.



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Naruto had finished meditating and was heading to his room when he suddenly heard a scream. He ran to the bathroom and opened the door to find aunt in a towel, a broken plunger in hand, hovering over Jiraiya who was cowering in a corner.

“Is this how you treat your brother’s old sensei.” whined Jiraiya as he placed his hand up in attempt to block what was left of the plunger.

“No!…This is how I treat Perverts.” yelled Raion dropping the now useless weapon and forming a few hand signs. Jiraiya recognized them instantly and ran out of the bathroom Raion hot on his tail blowing small fire balls at his back. “Come here you pervert!” she screamed as she snatched a few kunai from the coffee table. Jariya paid he no heed and made for the door and out into the street Raion made to follow but stumbled in the hall way causing her towel to fall. Unfortunately poor Iruka, ho had just come to invite them for a bowl of ramen walked into view of the open door at that exact moment and (AN: surprise surprise) fell back with a bloody nose. Jiraiya turned back as Iruka passed him and received his own bloody nose. Raion was about to go for the kill when she realized she was naked and immediately recovered herself. Naruto stared at her in shock unlike he hadn‘t let his eye wander lower then his aunts face but was slightly nervous at his aunts’ apparent temper.

“Did you see anything?” she asked Naruto threateningly he immediately shook his head, and Raion ruffled his hair. “Good boy.” She said as she walked back into the bathroom muttering about different ways of torturing the sanin.

‘She’s might very well be as scary as Tsunade.’ Thought Naruto as he shuddered in fear. Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn…or something like that.


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< br> The door to the apartment creaked open (not that it had been properly closed in the first place) . Raion, who was now dressed and ready, drew some kunai expecting it to be the old pervert, but to her surprise Iruka walked in, the front of his shirt covered in blood and nursing cuts and bruises. Both Raion and Naruto ran over to him.

“Are you all right Iruka-sensei?” Asked Naruto worriedly as he helped his old teacher to the couch, while Raion ran, tripping on her own feet to get a wet rag, and the first aid kit. Iruka suddenly shivered as he realized Raion had removed his shirt.

“Where did you get hurt? Who did this to you?” she inquired worriedly.

“Uh…” Iruka blushed “The door it hit me in the face when I was about to knock.“ he lied as a small trail of blood leaked from his nose.

“Jiraiya! You idiot!” she growled as she yelled as she disappeared in to a cloud of smoke. Iruka took the wet rag and placed it under his nose.

“You saw aunt Raion when her towel fell of didn’t you?” accused Naruto snickering.

Iruka tried to deny it “No!”he argued.

“Liar You like Raion-obasan!” Naruto yelled as he got up and preformed his Orioke no Jutsu, careful to make his features look like his aunt’s. And once again Iruka collapsed from a bloody nose. Naruto undid the transformation when he heard foot steps coming into the room.

“Damn he got away. I swear I’ll kick his ass so hard he going to wish it was Tsunade who was mad at him.” muttered Raion as she came into the room. she gave Naruto a puzzled look when she saw Iruka unconscious on the couch.

“Uh….Uh…“ stuttered Naruto searching for a lie he knew that she would kill him if she found out that he had transformed into her nude look alike. “Ero-sennin came in here again and he showed Iruka sensei some pictures from his latest Icha Icha book. he said quickly.

“What’s Icha Icha?” she asked frowning.

“Oh, it’s a porn book.” said Naruto scratching the back of his head nervously.

“Naruto you had better ask Tsunade if she could train you, because when I find Ero-sennin, I’m going to kill him in the worst possible way.” said Raion in a rather chilling voice as she walked over to Iruka and placed some smelling salt under his nose. Iruka quickly woke up nearly immediately and blushed when he saw Raion. “Lets get you some clean cloths shall we Ruka-chan?” she said kindly as she went to Narutos’ guest bedroom, or rather her old bedroom. After Rummaging around through a few boxes she found a plain green long sleeve shirt and some black pants. “they were brothers’ but I don’t think he would mind” she said with a bright smile.

After Iruka was dressed in the clean outfit he remembered why he had originally come.
“I came to make good on my offer he said smiling Naruto an come to of course he added” Raion nodded immediately

“Of couse we’d like to go right Naruyo?” she asked smiling at her nephew. Not being one to miss out on free Ramen Naruto agreed.

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“So…” said Iruka as they were on their way. “I wanted to as if” but he was cut off by a loud yelp as Raion disappeared in a green flash only to reappear about fifteen feet away in the arms of none other than Might Gai’s, standing in all his spandex glory.
(AN: not every one is after Raion but you have to remember Gai’ obsession with competing with Kakashi lol)

“Let me go!” snapped Raion struggling in the mans hold. Iruka and Naruto winced as they imagined how much pain it must be to be pulled into a bear hug from the green beast of Konoha. Raion finally escaped only to be cornered by Gai who was trying to kiss her. She screamed as she smashed her fist into Gai’s face, forcing the green clad nin to move a little bit back. “My beautiful kitten you have returned to me oh I knew you would because of your great youth.” (AN: get it? Kitten? Raion means lion so…you touchoh never mind it was a lame joke any how)

“I’m not “yours”” yelled Raion glaring at the taijutsu specialist. Gai how ever paid her comment no heed and continued to ramble on about how beautiful strong and youthful
she was. Raion grimaced, it would have been sweet if he had known when to shut up.
Seeing her only option, she ran over and kissed Iruka shocking every one in the area into total silence including herself. When she let go of Iruka she stepped away from him and blinked in alarm. Gai just glared at Iruka.

“How dare you kiss Konahas spectacular little kitten, I, Might Guy will defeat you and win back my wonderful little kitten of love back from you!” Gai practically screamed as he pointed at Iruka who just stared at him still in shock. Raion stood in front of Iruka her eye twitching.

“Leave him alone I only kissed him so you would shut up, I know you like me Gai but this is ridiculous you know I‘m dating Kakashi!

“None the less I shall win you from this man!” said Gai loudly. Raion sighed.

“ Fine but I’ll be your opponent. If you can caught me and bring me to your apartment before I reach Ichiraku then I’ll accepted you as my boyfriend. I’ll even marry you.” Said Raion as she crossed her arms, Guy let out tears of joy.

“Very well, I accept your offer.” said Guy as he began to imagine . little Gai’s and Raion running around. Raion shivered as she imagined the she thing.

“You Can’t give your self out like a prize.” yelled Naruto and Iruka in unison her response was a confident smile.

“I’ll give you a ten second head…”started Gai but was interrupted as Raion shoved past him and flew down the street. Gai counted to ten before giving Iruka his infamous smile and taking off after her. Naruto and Iruka followed worriedly only to hear a squeal a few seconds later and found Raion in Gai’s arms. Iruka flinched and Narutos eye twitched as she gave them a mischievous smile.

“Oh, Gai to tell you the truth I really wanted you to catch me.” said Raion in what could be considered a very suggestive voice. Gai shiver at the look in the womans eye and Iruka swallowed hard.

“Forget the apartment I want to give the ultimate present I can give you.” Said Raion this time her voices was even more seductive. Raion could see blood was starting to drip down his nose and went in for the kill “Take me now big boy.” She said fluttering her eyelashes once then winking at this Gai fell to his knees and placed both his hands to stop the blood flow.Taking the opening Raion jumped out his arms and ran for all it was worth . Finding a good place to hide she bit her thumb, made a few hand signs, and placed her palm on the ground. “summoning-no jutsu” she whispered,a blood red frog appeared.

“How may I be of serves to you lady Raion?” asked the frog as it bowed a bit.” Raion pointed to a Gai who currently trying to stop the nose bleed and the frog sighed.
“You must really stop with this, that last guy tired doing it with me.” muttered the frog.

“Come I had to get money some how I was desperate.” whined Raion.

“Very well.” sighed the frog as Raion performed a few hand signs transforming it into a duplicate of herself. The Frog in disguise rolled its eyes as it ran to Gai. Gai picked up the Imitation and ran twords his apartment with his supposed prize. Once the Spandex clad man was out of sight Raion jumped out of hiding spot.

“Who was that then?” asked Naruto in confusion.

“An old friend.” answered Raion vaguely as they reached Ichiraku. She sat down and ordered ramen like nothing was happening. Naruto and Iruka stared at her in confusion before sitting down on either side of her.

“Why did you do that?” asked Naruto.

Simple. I hade to get away. Besides. I was hoping it would give Gai the message that I’m not interested.” said Raion simply.

“You could have just told him.” argued Naruto as he remembered his now dead but similar crush on Sakura.

“He’s got point.” said Iruka as he ordered his ramen. Before Raion could respond, Gai returned.

“I’ve lost the bet today, but I will challenge you for your hand in marriage again at another time.” said Guy as he placed a large red rose in Raions hand she just stared at him for a few seconds and Iruka let out a growl. If it wasn’t for something in his soul he would have gotten up shoved the rose in Gai,’s mouth and poured ramen over the green beast’s head.

“I will see you later my blossom of love.” Said Gai as he blew her kiss, which missed, and that Gai left with hi “dynamic exit” (AN: which was not as good as dynamic entry)

“What was that!?” Iruka practically yelled in anger

“Wasn’t it obvious? Gai is giving up for today” said Raion shrugging as she started to eat her Ramen.

“For-For TODAY!!!???” spluttered Iruka. Raion only nodded her mouth full. “Why don’t you just tell him!”

“In case you didn’t notice I DID tell him” he just didn’t listen.

“The pair continued to bicker as Naruto attempted to ignore them and ate his fill of ramen.
When he was done he looked to the ramen bar owner for help only to find him cooking more ramen.

“Naruto noticed that, old man Ichiraku was not following his usual recipes instead using a slightly different one out of an old book. The blonde youth watched as the man placed some unique herbs into the soup.

“What are you doing?” Asked Naruto the old man looked up at him.

“A ramen recipe that, I created when I was younger.” he answeed in a slightly cheerful voice.

"What it's called"? .

"I haven’t come up with a name for it yet".I created it just before Ayame was born.

“ Like that special ramen you made me ?” inquired Naruto

“ Kind of but this one is supposed to sew a broken or tattered heart.” said the owner as he poured the broth into two bowls and then added the ramen noodles.

“You know… I’m sick of this.” yelled Raiona vien throbbing.

“You were giving your self off like a prize a prize or something. You are not a prize!” yelled Iruka as he glared at her.

Raion glared at him as her eyes watered slightly “You know what I’ve lost my appetite.” she snapped as she stood up

“Raion wait!” yelled Iruka but she took off running before Iruka could amend his statement the brown haired man chased after her.

“so much fo free ramen” Naruto sighed. The ramen owner also sighed having wanted to try his soup on the pair. Luckily, two customers walked up at that moment.

“What’s the special?” asked one of the customers, a man.

“Uh… this special soup.“ Said Ichiracku with a smile as he handed the bowl to the man.

‘Um...I’ll have what ever he’s having said the second customer, a woman. The ramen owner served her, .

Naruto and Ichiraku watched as the two ate the unique ramen after a few seconds both the man and the woman suddenly began making out despite the fact that they didn’t even know each others names.

“Still too strong.” said Ichiraku biting his lip. Ayame, who had just come up from the back saw the pair and glared at her father.

“Not again!” she whined smacking her for head in frustration.

“Maybe you should call it make out ramen” snickered Naruto as he set money enough for his and Irukas ramen on the table. The last thing he saw of the kissing couple was them tugging at each others cloths. He snickered when he heard Ichirakus’ voice when he reached the corner of the block.

“Hey! Don‘t do that here, this is private property!”

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Kakashi walked down the street reading make out tactics volume two. He looked up to see. Gai coming up to him Lee next to him. He sighed he didn’t want to have the ridicules challenges anymore he had better things to do with his time.

“Hello Kakashi my eternal rival. Said Gai as he flashed Kakashi a smile.

“So what is it today?” he asked, as he didn’t even bother to look up from his book.

Well today, I cannot challenge you. Said Gai. Kakashi looked up to see if something was wrong with him. He almost dared not to ask.

Why? He asked.

“Gai sensei challenged the beautiful maiden Raion for her hand in marriage and we have to make preparations.” said Lee as he gave Kakashi the smile.

Kakashi’s visible eye twitched “Relax my rival she’s not mine yet.” said Gai smiling as he continued to walk Lee close behind.

Kakashi watched Gai walk a away in bewilderment before continuing on his way, he had nothing to worry about after all he highly doubted Raion would EVER agree to marry Gai. He walked for a bit until he looked up and saw Raion storming down the street.

“Speak of the devil he muttered as he walked to her ,she stopped in front of Kakashi and suddenly cried into his shoulder. Socked Kakashi let his book fall to the ground.

“What’s wrong?” He asked once she had calmed down.”

“I’m such an idoit” said Raion as she wiped away a stray tear.

“You are not an idiot Raion , you maybe stubborn and a little klutzy but never an idiot.” said Kakashi

“When did you learn to be the comforting type?” asked Raion giving him a sad smile.

Once I had to take care of a team again.” said Kakashi as he smiled back at her, though it couldn’t be seen through his mask

“So why do you think your an Idiot?” asked Kakashi

“Because here I am crying after fighting with Iruka, because I’m breaking my promise to myself and because I am breaking up with the one guy who I knew I could trust with the truth.” said Raion sadly, Kakashi stared at her for a bit.

“Are you aright?” she asked.

“…Yeah…. I’m just felling a bit lightheaded I’d better go take a nap.” said Kakashi as he got up.

“Kakashi?! Kakashi!” Yelled Raion as Kakashi disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Raion sighed, this was harder than she thought. She had never dated someone for this long before even minus the 12 years she went missing, buthe knew she had to. She couldn’t live two lives and she had chosen her true feelings in favor for her mask. She loved Kakashi, but not in the way a lover did over the time she was gone she had come to realize thatshe had used him to replace her deceased older brother and she knew that it wasn’t fair to him so she let him go. Besides there was someone whom she had truly loved for the longest time still waiting for her. Someone that had stolen her heart even as a young child. When she entered the village again for the first time in 12 years she swore she make that person realize the truth. She swore to tell that person how she really felt about him.


Naruto sighed as looked up at the mountain that bared the Hokage’s faces. He looked at the fourth. To think, that he, the “daemon boy” Naruto was of the lineage of the honored fourth. He was lost in thought as pale-skinned teen wearing a black midriff shirt came up behind him. He waved a hand in front of Naruto‘s to get his attention.

“Yah Sai?” He asked a bit annoyed.

“Did you hear about a chick that came back to Konoha yesterday bonde hair blue eyes…and apparently she’s ANBU.” added Sai as an after thought, a smile on his face.

“Oh, you mean Raion-obasan?. asked Naruto indifferently.

“Yeah, that was her name, Raion,…Wait obasan?” he asked “Never mind” he said when Naruto opened his mouth to answer “ I was told to give this to her.” said Sai as he pulled out his sketchbook and opened it pulled out a tan envelope.

“I’ll give it to her you probably wouldn‘t want to deal with her right now any wasys.” Said Naruto

“Why?” asked Sai attempting to sound genuinely curious. (AN: remember Sai is still learning how to acknowledge his emotions)

“Well she’s really pissed.” Said Naruto shrugging.

“Pissed? Did she go to the bathroom?” asked Sai unused to teenage slang.

“No, …she’s really mad.” Explained Naruto as best he could. Sai looked at him still not
getting it.

“Uh…remember Sakura when she got relly mad?” Asked Naruto. Sai nodded his head.

“So she’ smiling wanting to hurt me?” asked Sai.

“No…Well yes,…I don’t know!” said Naruto as he scratched his head. He really needed to teach Sai about emotions.

“Naruto you’re confusing me.” Said Sai as he looked at Naruto.

“Well I don’t know how to explain it to you!” yelled Naruto.

“Are you mad?” Asked Sai . Naruto wanted to punch Sai but restrained himself.

“Yes.” he said his eye twitching.

“I think I am finally getting a hang of emotions.” said Sai smiling fakely.

“You don’t “get a hang” of emotions.” said Naruto in fustration.

“Well…maybe I don’t want them then.” Said Sai as he placed the envelopes in his sketchbook and walked off leaving Naruto confused an upset.

“Maybe I should follow Sai’s lead and get rid of my emotions.” muttered Naruto.” It sure would make life simpler.”

“Get the fuck off me!” Yelled a female voice.


Kagome365:So I hope you liked this chapter yeah I know make out ramen was really random but don't look at me min-Chan has the perverted mind ( turns to min-Chan)
Mind Rape-101:*holding a apple*
Kagome365: what are you doing?
Mind Rape-101:hellooo! an apple a day keep's the dentist away. Kagome365: *sweat drop* that is only supposed to work for doctors but that propaganda is not trueanyways! It’s to increase vitamin intake

Mind Rape-101: Oh…. ( throws apple grabs orange)
Kagome365: ... okay well any ways just so you all know this is a Raionx Iruka fanfic and all details will soon become clear! *smiles*


Mind Rape-101:Also you will soon find that Raion is not the Mary sue she seems to be there is much more to her then meets the eye.

Kagome365: Will anyways Review before Min-chan kills a dentist lol.