Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Club Shinshi ❯ Shitashii (intimate) ( Chapter 1 )

Club Shinshi(Gentleman)

 

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but if I did then hell would freeze over and the apocalypse would definitely haul ass into this century. Kudos to the original creator: Honorable Masashi Kishimoto. I did however weave the colorful web of sequences that fill this fic so check it out and don't forget to review! Luv ya!

Warnings: this fic includes multiple guy on guy scenes and perhaps a few straight and bi scenes as well, so be warned! And remember, when it rains… there's whores!

 

 

Section 1: Shitashii (Intimate)

 

Naruto couldn't help but blush as he read the text neatly typed across the pink parchment. Rereading those tantalizing words as if they had called to him personally, willing him to indulge in their magnificent opportunity. Wadding the paper into his pocket, Naruto began his morning walk trying hard to forget the flyer and just get to his training with Sasuke and Kiba.

Naruto had grown quite a bit since his misadventures as a chunin, most importantly being that he was now a jonin with his own pad. Now twenty-two with his birthday fast approaching, Naruto had grown taller and definitely filled out since his teen years. He was still stubborn as ever, but he had become more relaxed and calm (Thanks to the ever present Kakashi always hounding him about when he was going to claim a lover!). His tanned skin cloaked a thick brawny chest and of course his well endowed… endowment! His golden locks and sunny smile hadn't faded or fazed at all.

 

Walking leisurely he stopped to watch the sakura petals flutter by in the balmy breeze. Not even noticing the scent that lingered mischievously on the air, Naruto kept moving forward. Suddenly the dog-nin sprung up from behind him and wrapped him in a fierce bear hug that bordered along the lines of friendly greeting and crude torture. Although it was a tight squeeze, Naruto couldn't help but love the way Kiba's chest was placed confidently on his back. Kiba was a hair taller than Naruto and his body was more muscular, surpassed by none in the village of Konoha. Naruto gently nudged Kiba off of him, even though it did feel good, and motioned towards the bridge where Sasuke and Kakashi must have been waiting.

“So Naruto, are you still looking for a job?” Kiba said hoping that Naruto hadn't noticed how much his member was hardening after feeling Naruto's warm body.

Naruto felt a flush rush to his face as he remembered the slip of paper that had been tucked ever so neatly into his mailbox earlier that morning.

“Yeah I am, but I found this job opening that I want to check out.”

 

Things had grown calm in the world, for ninja missions were becoming increasingly scarce and the pay was not enough to support living in a house of one's own. Although ninjas were still useful weapons and very common in Konoha, the world seemed to slowly but surely be forgetting about the shinobi path, and Naruto saw this as an overbearing threat. Now any ninja who wasn't working constant missions had to take at least one other job to make up for the deficit.

“Oh yeah? Where is this job opening? Perhaps I could find work at this place too?”

Kiba was in no mood to beat around the bush with Naruto and it made the blond tremble with anxiousness. Slowly he reached for the folded paper and thumbed it inside the confines of his pocket.

Can I really tell him?

Kiba noticed the sluggish motioning to his pocket, and wondered what there was to think about. Is it that strange?

Pulling the hot pink wad out for Kiba to see, he immediately recognized the page.

“I was thinking about doing that myself. How `bout after training we go down and check this place out?”

 

At first mention Naruto was startled by the fact that Kiba, one of the village's sexiest and most capable jonin, was also having financial issues. Then he realized that Kiba was actually contemplating a job at that kind of place. Another blush spread across his face as realization often made him do, this time he turned a shade comparable to a pomegranate. Kiba noticed the effect and smiled lecherously, before walking casually forward.

“Wait a sec, you never told me about that!” Naruto yelped oblivious to the fact that Kiba was already leaving him behind. “Stop you big… “ He stopped after losing his train of thought.

This made Kiba stop as well, but he did not turn around to face him.

“Why do you act so shocked?”

Naruto quivered, finding no logical explanation.

Why am I so shocked, when really I am exactly the same?

“I just didn't… I hadn't realized.” Naruto mumbled staring coyly down at his feet.

Kiba scoffed before turning to face Naruto with a gleam in his eyes that glazed his pupils in a beastly yellow haze.

“I always knew about you.” Kiba spat annoyingly, as if he'd been possessed by the more arrogant animal within his shell of humanity.

Naruto shook, feeling the air in his lungs expel forcefully.

“H-how?” he stuttered feeling anxiety pulse through his veins.

“Your scent always held a strange tinge that could be closely described as passionate.”

 

Naruto did not respond, he only coughed intently and then walked right past Kiba. This time Kiba grabbed the other man's wrist and tugged him back.

“Naruto,” he grunted yanking the blond so close that he could feel his hot breath wavering on his face “You don't know how hard it was not to jump you while we were on missions.”

Now Naruto was responding, unconsciously licking his lips with raging desire. His heart palpitating roughly against his ribs, all he could do was continue staring into those ferocious golden eyes. Kiba took the chance to nip at Naruto's clearly exposed neck, causing him to erupt with an amorous moan.

“Kiba… please… we can't do this…not now.”

 

Gritting his teeth, Kiba's eyes flashed a bit before dilating back to their normal dark state. Naruto was thankful that he'd shown just a little self-control, in order to keep the brown haired man from knowing how badly he had wanted it right then and there. Kiba groaned grudgingly, and then wordlessly kissed the blond.

Harshly grinding their lips together in a brutal and domineering kiss that threatened to knock Naruto off of his feet. Rough at first, Kiba softened their tough tussle to a slow sensual tango of skin. Damn how Naruto loved the sweet taste of Kiba's affectionate nuzzles, and the smell of his masculine musk mingling with the fragrance of blooming flowers.

Once he released his lips from their contact, Kiba snarled out “That's to remind you that we'll continue this later.” Naruto was stunned at how much he enjoyed that onslaught of physical torture, but training called, so hastily they sprinted off towards the bridge in hopes of getting that over with as soon as possible. By the time they reached the bridge they had worked up a sweat and were panting thoroughly.

 

“What took ya?” Sasuke asked with the same snide attitude as always. His cold exterior and ivory skin were just those undying and chilling qualities that had entangled themselves in his permanent persona. His spiky raven hair really didn't change and his obsession with being a shinobi and overexertion was practically tattooed in his brain. His extreme nature had only caused him to grow even more ripped over the years; considering his sudden wardrobe change and overconfidence, he left no upper body detail to the imagination. Sasuke preferred to go shirtless possibly a mesh or fishnet shirt at most, and his shorts were reasonably shorter, revealing most of his sinewy legs (Today he chose shirtless). All together, he made both Naruto and Kiba's mouths water, which was pretty hard to do when you're as irritating as Sasuke.

 

“We got held up!” Kiba lied to the pale man, knowing that Naruto was horribly naïve and couldn't lie his way out of an open cardboard box. Sasuke glared over them for a few moments before nodding and then staring about for the fourth member of their party. He was usually late anyway so why should today be any different?

 

Kakashi was the eldest of their group although he was still pretty hot. Sasuke had once had an affair with their former sensei, but after the incident at chunin exams where Sakura almost caught them, they decided to call it quits and just stick strictly to a professional relationship (for the most part). It would be about another hour before the silver stranded jonin showed his face around the bridge.

 

“Where the hell have you been?” Sasuke interrogated scornfully.

“I had a very pressing engagement.” He purred, ignoring the sinister tone in Sasuke's normally cool and collected voice.

“With who? Your hand?” Kiba croaked, anticipating a vengeful attack from the more experienced man.

Instead he was paralyzed when Kakashi tossed a pair of pink satin panties in the dog-nin's face. Fussy at the unexpected reaction, he pulled the prissy undergarments from his face and read the name marked on the waistband.

“No way!” Kiba shouted, foaming at the mouth and tossing the panties to Naruto.

Reading the label for himself he saw why Kiba was so quizzical.

“How'd you manage to get Ms. Tight-Ass' panties?” Naruto yelped at the sly copy-nin with a look of utter envy.

“Simple.” Was the only reply.

Sasuke chuckled and then questioned, “You actually slept with Sakura?”

Kakashi only gave a hearty chortle and then pulled another pair of panties from his pouch. Handing it to Kiba, he passed it around and found the mood shifted from surprise to infinite hilarity.

“You got Ino too?” they asked in unison.

Only nodding, Kakashi began trotting across the bridge nearer to the forest that lay in wait for them on the other side.

“WOW!” they basked in his glory for a resolute minute before heading off towards their training grounds

 

Time Passes

 

Tired and exhausted from training most of the day, only a few daylight hours remained. Sasuke was glittering with a sparkling sheen of sweat that coated his entire body.

“Well that was fun. What's up for the rest of the day?” Sasuke asked with a hint of sarcasm.

Kakashi chuckled before treading off back towards the bridge.

“I don't know about you, but I'm going back to my threesome so that we can play some more.”

 

At this comment all three of the remaining guys snorted and scoffed, then began their own treks back to the village. Sasuke couldn't stop noticing the sudden change between Naruto and Kiba. They were now constantly daydreaming, losing focus, and jittery all the time. It made him wonder what was going on between them, and perhaps…

 

The walk was silent all the way until Kiba and Naruto left Sasuke at his house, finally glad to be rid of the third wheel. Almost immediately, after seeing Sasuke close his neat wooden door behind himself, Kiba started conversing.

 

“So how long till we head there?”

Naruto nodded and then replied, “Well I still have to take a shower and get ready. I'll meet you around 6:00 where we met this morning.”

“Alright!” Kiba chirped, turning on his heel and dashing towards his home.

Naruto took the hint and decided to run to his house too.

 

Getting in the door Naruto was bombarded with the strange feeling of dizziness that came coursing through his head after so much blood had been contained within his erection all day. Stroking his now numb member he felt his knees weaken and had to lean against a wall to regain his balance. Pumping faster he noticed his warm body convulsing in time with his movements. His mind reeling and leaping from thought to thought, yet all of them about what Kiba might look like screwing Naruto. Remembering that he was expected in nearly fifteen minutes, Naruto simply gathered a bunch of clothes, threw on the hot water, stripped his clothes, and hopped in the shower.

 

A few minutes later Naruto was naked, somewhat wet, and trying to figure out what's appropriate to wear in order to get a job at a gay bar. Finally frustrated and torn between a more conservative outfit and a more… rambunctious one, Naruto tossed them both aside and went with his gut. Zipping up a pair of tight, hip hugging jeans and pulling on a tight, black, lavender scented, fishnet shirt that Sasuke had given him for his twenty-first birthday, Naruto felt oddly comfortable in the attire he'd chosen. Naruto also decided to wear a shimmering silver charm bracelet that Sakura had given him for the same occasion. Struggling to comb the unruly spikes of crisp golden hair, Naruto had managed to get the majority of his locks combed and neat looking. Glancing at the clock, Naruto saw that he was going to have to jog most of the way if he wanted to meet Kiba at their rendezvous point on time.

Damn it all, Naruto, what have you gotten yourself into now? He pondered before grabbing a fruit filled pastry from the kitchen and rushing out of the house.

 

Once he reached the place, Naruto noted that Kiba was looking rather dashing, and then he gulped down the remainder of the flaky pastry. Kiba was sporting a beauteous silk shirt that was adorned with fancy images of sakura trees in the wind neatly woven into it. His pants were also made of silk, but they looked loose enough to give him an air of mystique. His normally fuzzy brown hair was spiked and held in place with the glorious shine of gel. He looked untouchable, yet the closer Naruto became, the harder it was to fight the urge to touch the man. Kiba's eyes were not golden and untamed like they had been in the morning. In fact they held a pure and compassionate nature emanating from their very exact stare on Naruto.

Naruto felt his stomach tighten as Kiba was moving closer to his face. Then a soft pink tongue flecked out and tasted the side of Naruto's lip. Shivering at the heat resonating from where Kiba had initially touched his tongue, Naruto gazed at the boy with caring, but questioning eyes.

“You had a crumb of food, right on your face. I decided to spare you the embarrassment.” Kiba muttered before backing up and allowing the partially startled blond some much-needed breathing space.

“Well let's get going.” Naruto started after regaining his composure.

“Whatever you say, Naruto-kun.”

He blushed at the way Kiba had tenderly dubbed him with an adorable name. They cantered along in the wind, which had significantly cooled down, only minutes until Naruto had reached out and held Kiba's hand in a truly loving manner. Moving closer as to keep the both of them warm, Naruto wished that Kiba could stay like this forever. Sadly they were closing in on their destination, which appeared to be crowded with people at the entrance.

“What the hell's going on here?” Kiba remarked releasing Naruto's hand, but physically refusing to relinquish his position next to him.

Naruto shrugged, however he recognized the three figures moving smugly from the crowd towards the two of them.

“Kakashi, Sakura, Ino, what are you doing here?” Kiba asked nonchalantly, not even daring to hide how close he was to Naruto.

 

“Well if it isn't some of the hottest guy in Konoha! How you been?” Ino asked while gripping Kakashi's waist with extreme superiority over her two partners.

Kiba flashed a grin and replied heartily, “Still working like dogs!”

Sakura piped up this time, “So whatcha doin' here?”

Naruto and Kiba both looked to the ground, intensely more interested on the dirt and grass.

“Ahhh… so you are interested in job positions at this establishment!” Kakashi answered with the assistance of his sharingan.

“Damn it!” Naruto muttered under his breath.

“Yeah we are! Know how we can get in?” Kiba said shamelessly, looking innocently into the depths of Kakashi's crimson irises.

Kakashi and his lovers looked taken aback at first, but then they grew accustomed to the idea.

“Well, us regular party goers who are just customers aren't allowed in until 7:00, and the entire building (like most clubs in Konoha) is jutsu proof.” Sakura stated, “But if you really want in, I heard they're letting possible employees in through the back door.”

 

Grinning sheepishly Kiba and Naruto bid the threesome ado and then soundlessly they made their way to the back entrance. A bouncer stood there in a business type suit, his sash bearing the emblem of the village hidden in the sand. Naruto found this odd since the sand and leaf villages had been disputing for a few weeks now, so what was a sand establishment doing in the heart of the enemy?

Naruto was so curious that he asked the bouncer about this.

“It was ordered by the kazekage and hokage as a unified force that this building be a symbol of the fortification of the peace treaty between the sand and leaf communities.” was the answer he procured from the guard.

 

Kiba stepped forward and questioned the man about job openings. At this the man opened the door for the two men to step in. Once inside they were greeted by the scent of peppermint, and the fierce color red. The walls, floors, and even lights were red, but in varying shades. Reclining on a puffy couch, a tall woman with mustard yellow hair and lime green eyes, groaned in exhaustion. Not looking at the guests she simply whimpered, “What do you want?”

Naruto recognized the voice immediately, for although it was pathetic it still carried the strong will of a powerful and bold sister.

“Temari? Is that you?”

Hearing her name the girl jumped up and then upon recognizing the two she tiredly limped over and greeted the two of them. Of course they had been on important inter-village missions together and had shared some pretty nice moments, Temari wasn't feeling up to embracing the two knuckle-headed friends of hers.

“Wow, so what brings you guys here?”

Naruto bit the bait this time and responded first.

“We're here to apply for jobs.”

“WOW!” Temari remarked regaining some of her lost pep, “I never would've pegged you two as that kind of ninja!”

Kiba laughed while Naruto didn't know if he should be offended or grateful.

“Well, if you need an interview I'm bushed so you'll have to speak to Kankuro or…”

She trailed off before mentioning her other brother. It had been quite a while since Gaara had been mentioned. Ever since he'd become Kazekage, Gaara was acting a bit more… human.

“If I were you I'd just stick with Kankuro.” Temari groaned before collapsing down on the couch for a snooze.

 

Kiba and Naruto crept past her and down a long and narrow corridor to another scarlet room. Here Kankuro was filling out paperwork at a large desk that had enough room for three people to sit at once.

“Kankuro, may we interview for jobs?”

The sand jonin didn't look himself without his purple face paint. Startled by the unnoticed entrance of the two men, Kankuro faked a smile and then dropped the pen that was once grasped firmly between his fingers.

“Well, sure!” he said handing them a few forms.

“What no interview?” Kiba asked smartly.

“I don't need to waste time interrogating old friends on their motives. Just sign the contracts and get out there to help get ready before they practically tear the door down! And by the way, welcome to Club Shinshi!”

 

Hearing this the two men signed away and then followed another corridor out to the main room. Surprisingly there were several leaf and sand village ninjas that were recognizable, as part of the staff. One that seemed odd in particular was the great kazekage in the flesh, Gaara. His blood red hair rivaling his emerald green eyes, and his eggshell toned face was gleaming beneath the still bright lights. However his face had changed significantly over the course of time. No longer did he wear the cold shell of a gruesome murderer without an ounce of remorse in his body; now his features held a genuine smile that could not be misconstrued as insanity or maliciousness. He was just pure and gleeful.

 

“Well, you two have grown up!” he said in a strangely melodic and soft voice. No longer did it contain the gruff slicing tone of villainy.

Naruto was the first to comment.

“Gaara, you've grown as well?”

Gaara nodded and then proceeded to measure his height compared to Naruto's by standing extremely close to him.

“You're taller by an inch or two!”

At this Kiba intervened with a `how've you been doing?', but it didn't help the situation much.

“Oh, I forgot about you! I'm sorry.”

Standing in front of the dog-nin he measured their approximate heights and grimaced.

“You're taller than me too! I must have been ripped off in the gene pool.”

Feeling immensely awkward Naruto made his exit leaving Kiba to chat with the strange variation of a killer. He gathered his wits and got behind the bar, because he knew that stripping just wasn't something he was comfortable doing. Especially not in a fishnet shirt! Kiba however was not smart enough to snag a bartending job and instead received a pole dancing duty. There were several poles coming from ceiling to bar, so Naruto made sure he was serving under the pole that Kiba was at. Looking around at the clock, Naruto saw that it was five minutes until show time.

Kiba looked down to the blond and groaned.

“This is going to be a long night.”

Naruto nodded before coughing out, “But at least you get paid!”

 

A/n: Well that is the beginning of my fic, so please tell me if you hate it or love it. Don't sugar coat it, `cause you know I like it hard, so please review. And remember to crack that whip! Oh yeah, I know that most of the characters were, well… out of character, but it was absolutely necessary. Things will return to normal so don't give up hope and remember that Mondays are update days (unless I get stuck with some more BS work. And that does not stand for Bachelor of Science!), then you can expect it some time on Wednesday. So if you're lazy like me, than look for it on Tuesday or Thursday. Well that's about all the time I have so keep readin' and reviewin'!

P.S.: if someone could beta this I'd be grateful, and you can't imagine what I'm like when I'm… grateful! Just make sure you contact me first, Kay? Ttfn!