Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ cn u b my TXTM8? (Can you be my text mate?) ❯ hu dis? (who's this?) ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Title: cn u b my TXTM8? (Can you be my text mate?)
Pairing: SasuNaru
Disclaimer: Kishimoto-sama owns Naruto
Warnings/Notes: OOC, AU, wrong grammar (I’m not really good in tenses of verbs and stuff like that… sorry about that. Please bear with me. Thank you.)
Summary: When Iruka got his bonus, the first thing that came into his mind was to buy a cell phone for Naruto. He hates not knowing where Naruto is when he’s not at home. He thought that a cell phone may help solve this problem. Or maybe worsen it?


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“Iruka-sensei, I’m going out.” Naruto called out before he leaves

“Where are you going?” Iruka asked

“I need load for my cell phone. It says ‘check operator services’”

“What? Didn’t I gave you cell phone load yesterday? Don’t tell me you already--”

“Yeah, I think I did. Sorry Iruka-sensei.”

Iruka sighed “It’s okay. Be careful.”

“Thanks.” Naruto smiled


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Chapter 1: Hu u? (Who you?)

Iruka is like Naruto’s mother in a way or two. He pays for Naruto’s apartment, cooks for him, cleans the place for him, checks whether everything is going fine, takes care of him, teaches him, worries about him. Okay, maybe that’s not ‘in a way or two’.

It’s already 9 o’clock in the evening and Naruto’s apartment is still empty. With no cell phone Iruka didn’t know how to contact Naruto and ask where he is, That’s the time Iruka thought It’ll be better if I can contact Naruto whenever and wherever he is. At least I’ll know if he’s okay or if he needs something, I know! I’ll get him one next month.


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“Good morning Naruto!” Iruka knocks on Naruto’s door “It’s me. I have something to give you.”

Naruto opened the door wide enough to let Iruka in “Good morning Iruka-sensei.” Naruto yawned then scratched his stomach “Come in.”

“Did you eat your breakfast already? If not, you can always come by my house.” He smiled at him

“I already ate.” He answered though he just woke up and hasn’t eaten anything yet. Naruto likes Iruka, he really does. He’s like a mother at the same time a father to him. But he hates bothering his teacher that’s why sometimes he lies. He tries his best not to be a burden to Iruka, but he can’t help it. It’s unavoidable. “Thanks for the offer though.” Naruto grinned at him

“I have something for you.” Iruka searched his pockets then sat down on Naruto’s sofa.

“What is it?” he jumped couple of times excitedly before took a seat next to Iruka

“This.” He placed it on Naruto’s right hand

“Woah! Is this really for ---?” He pointed at himself “But why?”

“Yes. It’s for you. So that I’ll know where to find you if ever you’re not home.” He smiled again at him

“Iruka-sensei you worry too much. But you know… you know… I’m really happy! Thank you very much!” Naruto hugged Iruka tightly while looking at his new cell phone “ I promise I’ll take care of it.”

Iruka embraced him back then told him “Don’t promise me that you’ll take care of the cell phone.” he let go of the Naruto then said “But promise me you’ll always take good care of yourself, okay?”

“Hai, Iruka-sensei! Thanks again!” He beamed at him


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Naruto’s side of the story:

That night, Naruto scanned his cell phone’s contents. I never thought I’ll ever have a cell phone. clicks woah! There are games too! Cool! his smile widened a bit. What’s my number again? Iruka-sensei told me I’ll find it in the ‘Contacts’ hmmm… ah… here it is…I have to memorize it just in case. 09164407101... Heheh… piece of cake. Now, without looking… 091-- what? Hehehe

“Geez, It’s really hard if it’s your first time having a cell phone. I have no one to talk to at all. I mean… Iruka-sensei must be sleeping by now.” Naruto entered some numbers then pressed the button “Call”

The number he dialed rang once, twice, thrice then Naruto pressed the “End Call” button. He wondered what would happen next. One, the owner of the cell phone is already asleep; two, the owner is awake but chose to ignore him or three, the owner-- at that moment his cell phone beeped which means there’s a new message -- will send him a message and ask him who he is and why did he called. Naruto smiled Hello my new text mate

He opened his Inbox and saw a message from the number he called earlier, it says “…”

“What the heck? Is this person playing a guessing game with me?” Naruto whispered “Troublesome.” Wah, I’m beginning to sound like Shikamaru! Nooo!!! I don’t want to be lazy as a rock!!! Naruto, calm down… I have to focus on what’s important right now… what does ‘…’ means?

Naruto didn’t know what to answer so he replied with “Eh?”. Later on, he received another message which made him a little angry , it says “If you’re one of the members of “The Fan girls(1)“, sorry but I will NOT go out with you. I’m busy and I want to sleep already. Don’t text me again. Thank you.”

Fan girls huh? The this person must be a guy… a very arrogant, conceited, proud and snob guy. As expected Naruto followed what the person said and didn’t reply on the message ever, he went to sleep and the world ended. Huh, as if?! Like I’ll listen to someone as stuck-up as him! He replied “fan girl? Me? Yuck.. Are you drunk or something? Fyi I‘m a guy and a straight one too!”

A quick reply came “How would I know, it’s not like I know you. Anyway who are you? And are you even aware what time it is…”

Naruto immediately typed “I’m Naruto, don’t you forget it. And yes of course I know what time it is.” He cracked a big grin after pressing the “Send” button Beat that bastard!

He then received a new message saying “Naruto huh? If you REALLY know what time it is, then sleep already!” Naruto replied “Hey what’s your name?”

Naruto waited for a reply but none came. Seems like Mr. Arrogant went to sleep already. How dare he?! Arrgghhh!!! Soon after that he went to sleep as well.


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Sasuke’s side of the story:

Sasuke just finished taking a bath when he heard his phone ringing. He k new it wasn’t an urgent call since he changed the ring tone for the important incoming calls, this way he’ll easily identify whether the call is worth answering or not.

He replied “…” since he didn’t know what to say. Then he received a reply saying “Eh?”

Is this person crazy or something? The message must be from a girl… a girl from that hideous club. So Sasuke replied “If you’re one of the members of “The Fan girls(1)“, sorry but I will NOT go out with you. I’m busy and I want to sleep already. Don’t text me again. Thank you.”

“I want to sleep already, it’s almost midnight.” He yawned then laid down on his bed, he was about to close his eyes when his phone beeped. Annoying!

“fan girl? Me? Yuck.. Are you drunk or something? Fyi I‘m a guy and a straight one too!” Hmm.. A boy.. This is the first time someone unknown messaged me… someone who is not a part of that club . I think this guy’s a loud and an energetic person. Interesting…

Sasuke typed in “How would I know, it’s not like I know you. Anyway who are you? And are you even aware what time it is…” Then pressed “Send”. A fast answer came “I’m Naruto, don’t you forget it. And yes of course I know what time it is.”

Hmm… are you mocking me? What an idiot… He signed I’m tired, I’m gonna sleep. Sasuke sent his last message for the day saying “Naruto huh? If you REALLY know what time it is, the sleep already!”

Whatever happens is not my problem. I want to sleep already. I’m exhausted. Sasuke’s phone beeped but this time he ignored it. Talk to you tomorrow… Naruto.

To be continued..


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(1) “The Fan girls” is the name of the fan club of Sasuke in the story.