Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Collision Courses ❯ Secret Shinobi pastimes... ( Chapter 2 )

Secret Shinobi pastimes…

 

Lee: Master Koi-chan does not own nor does she claim to own any of the characters in the manga Naruto! To do so would be to steal the work of Master Sensei Masashi Kishimoto!!!! *strikes a famous Lee/Gai pose including the tooth sparkle thingy*

 

Hinata: L-Lee-chan, I-I think you over did it just a little, ne?

 

Neji: I do agree with my failure of a relative.

 

Naruto: HEY!!! You can't talk to Hinata-chan like that you jerk!!!

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Iruka: So what's all this about secret shinobi pastimes?

 

Kakashi: Well, I guess we'll just have to see what's gonna happen, ne? After all patience is a virtue… *signature Kakashi eye-smile*

 

Iruka: *reads story* Whaaaa?!?!?!?! *blushes* Huhn?!? *makes weird face* Oh God Kakashi! You are such a total pervert!!!!

 

Koi-chan: *clears throat* Um… Iruka? I think that I'm the one you should be calling a total pervert, ne? I mean after all I am the one writing the story here, right? *smiles innocently at Iruka*

 

*Kakashi and Koi-chan both pick up rope from the coffee table and advance upon Iruka*

 

Iruka: OMG! I'm being taken prisoner by a couple of perverts!!!! HELP ME!!!! NOOOOO!!!!! Hands offa me! Those don't belong in there!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

To Be Continued…

 

Kurai: Oh well, on with the story!!!! Enjoy!

 

On his way home Kakashi stopped in at the local grocery/ flower store/shop and bought several types of fruit and fish that Iruka loved, he also picked out a lovely rose bouquet for his sweet little dolphin lover. `Hm…These truly are a work of art, no wonder it is a kunoichi* talent, some women just know how to make flowers and things compliment each other in the same vase.' “That'll be 4,973 yen* Mr. Hatake.” Ino's deceptively sugary voice spoke breaking his thoughts and scattering them as he dug into one of his many vest pockets withdrawing his wallet, Ino noticed that Kakashi's wallet had a dolphin embroidered on the front flap. `hm…I wonder why he has a dolphin on his wallet, I mean he doesn't look like he is an animal lover, but then again perhaps it would be best for me to keep my nose in my business.'

“Thank you again Ino , if you happen to Tsunade anytime soon tell her I said hi.” With that Kakashi turned and went on his way, leaving Ino to wonder if there was something vital she missed. Kakashi made his way through the crowds on the overpopulated sidewalk, turning into the door way of his apartment complex he lazily made his way up the 7 flights till he stood before his own door, apartment 69F. he turned the key in the lock and pushed it open when the door made a distinct flat clack sound. Turning on the light he saw that Iruka definitely hadn't been home yet, the blanket they had cuddled in the night before still lay discarded on the floor by the couch. `right where we left you, eh? Damn, we're pigs…oh well.' The gray haired shinobi walked toward the kitchen and quickly prepared a wonderful meal for his lover. leaving the food in the oven to keep it warm, Kakashi went to his bedroom and stripped out of his uniform. He stepped into the shower and smiled noticing that the cold air had little effect on his man-hood. He showered quickly and dressed only in his black silk boxers and a black tank top. He then went and gathered the blanket off of the floor in the living room, then turned off the light and settled down on the couch to surprise his little dolphin. Kakashi sat there for an hour before finally dozing off into a deep sleep. Iruka groaned looking at the clock, `Nine forty five already? Kakashi is going to be so pissed! I was supposed to cook dinner tonight.' He made a face and left heading for home. `Dammit! I hate when Tsunade works me like that! I really have no idea why Kakashi puts up with her treating me like she does. Oh well, maybe Kakashi won't be too mad…' Iruka trudged up the last flight of stairs and turned his key in the lock, staring at the door when there was no sound telling him that he could open it. `Shit! This isn't good… Kakashi! Oh god! Please tell me he is okay…' He pushed the door open and was surprised to see Kakashi sitting on the couch in nothing but his boxers and shirt, his hair was still damp from a recent shower. Iruka smiled, `He was waiting for me to come home, how sweet…' He turned and locked the door behind him, he started when he felt hands being lain on his sides, turning he found himself staring into both of Kakashi's dark eyes. He relaxed a bit and smiled at the other scar faced shinobi. “Kakashi, you really need to remember to lock the door, you nearly scared me to dea..” Iruka was cut off when the other man pressed his lips to those of the young dolphin ninja. “I'm not that forgetful, I left it unlocked to surprise you.” Kakashi slowly started unzipping Iruka's flak vest, removing the protective garment Kakashi lay his hands on the younger mans chest teasing the other's nipples through the rough black fabric of his shirt. Kakashi smiled when his lover let out a small gasp, his hands quickly went about unzipping and undoing various buttons until his hands were met with warm yielding flesh. Iruka broke out in a slight sweat clearly anticipating what his body was telling him would soon take place. Kakashi lent down and captured one of the dolphins stiff nipples with his hot mouth, he gathered the younger man in his arms as best as he could and carried him to their bedroom. He set Iruka on their unmade bed and began undoing his lovers pants caressing each inch of newly revealed skin with nips and soothing kisses. Kakashi smiled inwardly when he elicited a moan from the smaller man, Iruka ran his fingers roughly through the gray haired head moving near his waist. Kakashi removed his lovers pants and was greeted by a pulsing hard member, he watched as the tip grew deeper in color till it was nearly purple, he smiled and pressed his lips to the shining tip of his lovers hardened length, flicking out his tongue he tasted his lovers pre-cum and enjoyed the salty flavor as he slid his tongue down the length of the hot red meat before him. Iruka thrust upward toward the rough tongue of Kakashi's mouth…

 

A/N: Really intense, ne? Well I'm gonna take a break and update the rest of this story later, ok? Don't be mad at me!!!! -.- I'm sick right now!!!! My crazy (in a psycho kind of way) Aunt had this horrible cold and came down to our apartment and told us she would be staying out of our apartment cuz she was sick…If she came down here once she came down nearly a hundred times!!!! And guess what? We got horribly sick…Thanx a lot Aunt Elsie!!!!! -_- *cough, cough* Dammit! I hate being sick!!!!!!!!

 

A/N: I am making a list of things marked by an asterisk, these terms will later be defined at the end of each chapter probably after each of my notes… ^-^, Oh well…BTW I think that Iruka is a word for dolphin…BUT I'm not positive! So don't FLAME ME for it!!!!

 

A/N: Did anyone else know that as of right now there are only 9 issues of the manga Naruto?!?!?!?! I sure as hell didn't know. Why to day I even went to two different book stores (one was a comic book store though *cough* -nerd central- -_- comic book store = lots of unattractive guys with big ugly glasses and huge zits talking about star trek or captain America or superman = nothing that a hardcore manga freak would care about…) and I still didn't find volume ten of Naruto, sooo I look in the back of book nine and guess what catches my eye at the bottom of page 182 (other than the really cool pic of Gaara and Lee facing off) … Available June 2006! I nearly keeled over! JUNE 2006?!?!?!?! *sniff* I wish I could read Japanese! And here I was scouring the many bookshelves in Borders only to find out that it hasn't even been released yet! I mean I haven't even been a Naruto fan that long and I've been reading so many different fanfics just to find out that no one even knows how things end!!!!!!! I mean OMG!!!! How could I have been so misled? My friend Darrel W. (a.k.a Buu) in Poplar Bluff, Missouri is the one who got me into Naruto because he keep quoting different lines making me laugh, he kinda reminds me of Choji, Except that Buu is a lot taller and has darker hair and isn't always hungry. So if he is reading this…Hi Buu-chan!!!!! (btw I better call him)

Terms:

 

Kunoichi: Female ninja or shinobi.

 

Yen: Japanese currency, example: 100 yen = $1 (American currency), 4,973 yen = $49.73