Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Condom ❯ 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Gender Outlaw 
Hiashi
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 08.11.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 285 | Visits: 633 | Status: Completed
Hiashi
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 08.11.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 285 | Visits: 633 | Status: Completed
CONDOM
Chapter 1
Neji gazed stocially at the other side of the training field where all his weapons had fallen. Maybe he could excuse himself to gather them?
No. Naruto would follow him.
"..'cause I found it, and I asked Iruka-sensei, but he just got mad and wanted to know where I got it from which is kinda strange 'cause it doesn't look dangerous and it doesn't smell dangerous--"
Neji blinked rapidly. Naruto smelt a .. condom?
"Hey, hey! Neji .. Neji, Neji. Neji, do you know what it is?" He was pulling the Hyuuga's sleeve and bouncing around him.
Neji didn't know just how to feel. His face ended up looking rather like he was infested with diarreah.
".. So you do then?" Naruto shoved the piece of plastic two inches from Neji's face. "What is it?"
"..." Neji opened his mouth, but closed it least Naruto shove that thing in. Even so, Naruto was waiting patiently enough - never minding the ever-eager face.
Begrudgingly, he replied. "It's a .. condom." He hung his face low. He knew where this was headed.
The blankness upon Naruto was thick enough to paint a portrait over. "A .." he made a face, "what?"
"A condom." Neji muttered. "Men, uh, .. wear it."
Naruto gave him a strange look. But didn't give up. "Where?" He peered closely at Neji's face in curiousity. "Can you show me?"
Neji sputtered and backed up hastily. His fierce blush rose like a becon over his pale face.
(He had been considering it..)
Chapter 1
Neji gazed stocially at the other side of the training field where all his weapons had fallen. Maybe he could excuse himself to gather them?
No. Naruto would follow him.
"..'cause I found it, and I asked Iruka-sensei, but he just got mad and wanted to know where I got it from which is kinda strange 'cause it doesn't look dangerous and it doesn't smell dangerous--"
Neji blinked rapidly. Naruto smelt a .. condom?
"Hey, hey! Neji .. Neji, Neji. Neji, do you know what it is?" He was pulling the Hyuuga's sleeve and bouncing around him.
Neji didn't know just how to feel. His face ended up looking rather like he was infested with diarreah.
".. So you do then?" Naruto shoved the piece of plastic two inches from Neji's face. "What is it?"
"..." Neji opened his mouth, but closed it least Naruto shove that thing in. Even so, Naruto was waiting patiently enough - never minding the ever-eager face.
Begrudgingly, he replied. "It's a .. condom." He hung his face low. He knew where this was headed.
The blankness upon Naruto was thick enough to paint a portrait over. "A .." he made a face, "what?"
"A condom." Neji muttered. "Men, uh, .. wear it."
Naruto gave him a strange look. But didn't give up. "Where?" He peered closely at Neji's face in curiousity. "Can you show me?"
Neji sputtered and backed up hastily. His fierce blush rose like a becon over his pale face.
(He had been considering it..)