Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Cooking and the Akatsuki do not mix...... ❯ The ladle of doom ( Chapter 1 )

Naruto One Shot of DOOOM!

 

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the Akatsuki. I do however own My OC Raya.

 

 

It was a normal day like any other. I was sitting around, not really doing much of anything. Then, Deidara called from the oversized kitchen, “RAYA! It's your turn to cook lunch, un!” I clapped my hands happily and ran into the kitchen. Deidara asked if he needed anyone to help. I said, “Uhm…. Tobi and Hidan.” The look on his face said what he was thinking: What the hell is wronge with her putting a high idiot and a religious freak together?! I smiled and he went and got my cooking team. Tobi said, “Tobi is good Boi! Raya-Chan want Tobi to help! ^.^” Hidan eye twitched. When Deidara left Hidan said scornfully, “If you think I'm helping, you've lost your mind.” I smiled an impish grin and grabbed his neck. “You will do what ever I say in my kitchen. If you don't I will kill you, clone you, and kill your clones. Got that?!” He started to say something but I shot him a dirty look which shut him up. I smiled and then went to the fridge. “Hidan! You cut the vegetables! *sees Hidan with his scythe* With a knife please. Tobi! You get to be my helper. You just fallow my instructions!” I knew that eventually something would go horribly wrong…… and something did.

 

“Tobi get away from me! I need to cut these- AH! COLD!” Hidan said when Tobi slipped an Ice cube down his shirt. I reacted by sending Tobi to the corner and hitting Hidan over the head. It went down hill from there. Hidan was next to creat a disaster. He hit Tobi and Tobi started crying. This sent me into a blind rage. I took a giant soup ladle and hit Hidan in the face with it. “YOU CRAZY SOMTHIN' OR ANOTHER! IMA KILL CHU!” I yelled. Hidan also went mad. Let's just say, the other Akatsuki members had to get reinforcements to pull me away from the half-unconscious Hidan. I had a black eye he on the other hand had one missing kidney, an ear that had a chomp mark on it, and a knicked lung……. He never came near me again.

 

 

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Hope you thought it was uhm funny!

 

AHHH IT'S THE PURPLE MUNKEYS ON THE AUDITORIUM!!!! THE NIGHTMARE LIVES!