Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Cooking ❯ Cooking ( Chapter 1 )

Cooking.

 

Cooking was bad. Very bad.

 

When they cooked, things caught on fire. And while fire in and of itself was fun, when it was burning parts of your apartment, the landlord gets mad.

 

And when certain things - namely, exploding tags - catch on fire, they explode.

 

Go figure.

 

So when Sakura had to stay late on a mission one night, and the boys decided to make dinner themselves, they learned some new things about kitchen fires.

 

One - cooking sherry does not put out fires.

 

Two - neither does olive oil.

 

Three - dishrags have to be wet to put the fire out, otherwise they just roast, too.

 

Four - never, ever keep exploding tags in the cabinet above the toaster.

 

And five - fighting is not conducive to putting out a fire.

 

That night, Sakura got home just in time to help put the blaze out, and to be there in person when the landlord threw their asses out.