Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Dance of Amusement, Horror, and Excitement ❯ Dance of Humor ( Chapter 1 )

 

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“Time to make dinner” said a voice of a blond haired cheerful boy said reaching for his I pod. He put the headphones on and put the body of the Ipod in his pj pants pocket. He took out the pot as the song Doctor Jones by Aqua came he sang along.

 

Bopping to the beat of the song as he put the two pots on the stove with some water. Finished get out the rice got the beef from the deep freezer and put the beef under hot water from the sink. As the song finished he put another pot that was as medium bowl on to stove with water. As he turned on all the stoves to hi he was in the middle of the song `who let the frog out' from crazy frog. He started jumping up and down from the bass. He started rocking his hips side to the beat and bass he reached for the beans in the high cabinet.

 

Naruto looked around saying “am I missing something” tapping his chin childishly without knowing. “I remember the black peeper and milk “he said getting the milk out and

Black peeper. He poured the milk in one of the pots which was the pressure cooker with the beans. After an 1 hour he went back to the stove and took of beans the tasted the juice from the and took out some maggi cube and black pepper and put it in the juice before stirring it before putting back on the hot stove. He said `what the hell why is lion king on MY Ipod damn it. Must have been Masu-chan well I sing this song in Masu-chan's honor” said the loudly by Naruto the idiot.

 

“But, my song is next, is next so you wait for your honor Masu-chan” said Naruto skipping it to he next song which DJ Tiesto - As The Rush Comes - Motorcycle which was a slow but boopy song. He put a small amount of veggies in the medium sized pot. As the son `As the Rush Comes' and the song Push by Madonna came on. He started to pushed his pelvis frontward and backward as if he was humping the air which though nothings there.

 

He jumps to see the pot of veggies' water was overflowing and turned it off. He skipped to the next song which was Candy man by Aqua and started thinking of his love. His favorite lollipop was strawberry which reminded him of his loves hair. As he sang the verse `I wish that I were a bubble yum, chewing on me all day long' he remember how his love nip, lick, and bit every part of his body. He screamed to see that he forgot to put in and stir the rice and beans.

 

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