Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Don't they feel real? ❯ Don't they feel real? ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters they are not mine!!! I only borrow them to satisfy the voices in my head.

 

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The clouds leisurely drifted by and Shikamaru wished he could live a life similar to the clouds. He felt his lids start to heavy and deciding to submit to sleep he closed them. However his peace was disturbed when a very familiar blonde shrieked/shouted to him.

 

“SHIKAMARU!”

 

He swore mentally before cracking an eye to see the blonde blue eyed girl he grew up with running towards him up the hill…..only she wasn't alone, in fact there was another familiar girl, one frequently seen with the other stuck up prodigy Neji.

 

Tenten. Her name was Tenten and she was just as bothersome as any other female in his book. They both reached him and he closed his eyes again hoping that they would just go away, but instead he found Ino's hand pulling him up.

 

“What do you want Ino?” he asked hoping that his cloud watching day was not being trifled with.

 

He expected a sooty remark, or a shove, or maybe a rude remark and a shove, but he did not expect Ino to smile devilishly before placing his hand on her breast.

 

He couldn't think, he couldn't breathe, and hell he was sure he had gone into a coma. Had it been any other warm blooded man they would have had a major nosebleed, but Shikamaru only sat there, somehow managing to keep his peeved off look. Turning to the bun haired girl she only saw her looking at him with anticipation, confused he looked back at Ino for some sort of explanation but got none.

 

“Go on Shikamaru don't they feel real?” What in the hell was going on and why did he feel like he was in the middle of a porno shoot? Clearing his throat he managed to speak, “Ino what are you doing?”

 

The girl only huffed before placing her hand over his own, “Come on squeeze, they feel real right?” Deciding that agreeing would probably be the best strategic answer he managed, “Sure.” And both girls broke out with radiant and somewhat devilish smiles.

 

“Ino, why couldn't you ask Sakura to do this?” Being the genius that he was naturally he felt compelled to have a bit more of an understanding of the situation. They both appeared to snap out of their daze and turned back to him.

 

“Baka! Who do you think gave me these babies?” She said emphazing `babies' by grabbing them both Shikamaru's hand still in place. “Besides this was her apology gift for not being able to spend time with her old best friend. Apparently Saskue is in his `restoring his clan' mode and won't let her out of his sight.”

 

What disgusting mental images that one sentence conjured, he shuddered getting rid of the thought in his head. “And what does Tsunade think of her prodigy using her medical skills on this…..project.” Choosing his words carefully he expected to hear that Tsunade was not aware. However both girls broke out into giggles….making Ino's chest bounce he noted.

 

“Shika who do you think taught Sakura how to do this? Surely you didn't think that hers were real?”

 

Women…..are troublesome he decided, as if he hadn't already come to that conclusion on his own before. Ino laughed again only this time harder and he decided it was probably best to remove his hand now before she noticed. Laying back down he looked up and saw no clouds in the sky. Damn.

 

Ino crept into his vision with another smile on her face, she bent down quickly and pecked his cheek, “Thank you for testing them out Shika.” And then she was gone the two giggling women made their way down the hill hearing parts of their conversation and apparently Neji was in for a big surprise.

 

Sighing he closed his eyes and brought up his arms to use them as cushion and noticed his right hand felt tingly……yes…….women were definitely troublesome.

 

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Hahahaha sorry I just had to get that out of my system! I mean come on Tsunade's can't be real! SERIOUSLY have you looked at them lately?