Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Dr. Phoprah ❯ Chapter 1

Dr. Phoprah

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but Dr. Phoprah is my original character.

 

Setting: Lee is looking for advice on how to get the girl of his dreams. On live T.V

 

Dr. Phoprah: Now, why have you joined us today?

 

Lee: I came to ask you how I can get the most beautiful kunoichi in all of Konoha to go out with me.

 

Dr. Phoprah: Well it would help if you were a little more specific about who you like and I'd like a little more information about her.

 

Lee: Her name's Sakura Haruno, she's 17 years old and has recently pasted to Jonin Exams. Her former sensei was Kakashi Hatake. Her team mates were Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. She has pink hair and beautiful Emerald green eyes that turn gray when she's under pressure. Her score on the Jonin Exam was a perfect score.

 

Dr. Phoprah: Okay, okay I get it here's my advice. When there is a special occasion kiss her when everyone is looking.

 

Lee: Are you sure that will work?

 

Dr. Phoprah: I have recommended this to many clients and it has worked 99.9% of the time.

 

Lee: What about the other .1%?

 

Dr. Phoprah: They've died a horrible public death.

 

Lee: *T_T* I think I'll get a second opinion. (Runs out off the set screaming)

 

The End