Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Drop Dead Gorgeous Nin ❯ Chapter 1
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Ssaffr01 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.07.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.07.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Completed
It was a nice morning in Konoha, the weather a cool but warm a young man woke up. He got cleaned up, brushed his teeth and fixed his hair. He looked in the mirror and sighed, ‘looks like I’ll have to wear it. Else, I’ll be responsible for killing every female in this village.’ He went to his closet and pulled out a tight, sleeveless, black bodysuit, boots gauntlets and a cloak. After he got dressed, he cursed to himself and left his apartment.
Naruto Uzumaki was an average kid, with an above average problem. On the day he was born, two celestial beings were fighting while using Konoha as their ring. To stop the fight, the Yondaime, A.K.A. Naruto’s father, had offered his only son as way to channel their powers. Both beings agreed to it and gave the child a portion of their powers. The backlash was so powerful that it killed him. On his dying breath, he made the third Hokage promise to look after his child.
He agreed, but also feeling remorse of her actions, Kyubi no Yoko, the patron goddess of Japanese Kitsunes (1), sealed herself inside of her friend’s child and made him her charge. But the villagers had thought she was evil and was reborn in to the child, thus wanting to kill him. But due the third Hokage, they couldn’t so Naruto was safe for the time being. Through the years, she had started to train him in his family, told him who his family was and trained him in her style as well.
But there were some drawbacks to the training and the reason why he was wearing the cloak was one of them.
Naruto made it to the academy and sat down in his seat, he was the first one there. The others started to file in to the room. A young man had walked in, he had short black hair and dark eyes, and he was dressed in a blue long sleeved t-shirt with white sleeves, shorts and boots. He looked over to his rival and some times friend and fumed and sat down in his seat. Naruto chuckled he loved driving the Uchiha brat crazy. He knew that he was a shoe in for ‘Rookie of the year’ and if he won, he was going to rub it in his face.
Then the others walked in and a gorgeous blue haired, pale eyed girl looked up and saw Naruto. She squealed, ran up and glomped him almost knocking him out of his chair. She was sitting on his lap facing him and kissing him all over. Then she just started to kiss him passionately. They just ignored everyone that was when Iruka tapped her on the shoulder. “Excuse me, Hyuga-san?” She pulled off of Naruto, “would you mind join us today?”
“Ano…G-Gomen minna.” She said and got off of her favorite seat and sat down next to him.
“Now that Hinata is done making out with Naruto, I can tell you about the finals.” Said Iruka, he was in a black body suit, a green jounin’s vest, boots, bandana and had a scar over the bridge of his nose. “It shall be a bunshin no jutsu.” Naruto was content with what the test was going to be. He was called to the room, so Naruto stood.
“You girls better look at the mirror.” He said, “except for Hinata-chan of course.” So the rest of the girls did and saw as he started to unzip his cloak. Then he took it off, he also had some light armor on his torso. His hair was blond and was shoulder length, his blue eyes were like pools of crystal clear water, he buffed but the most important thing to the girls was he was gorgeous.
The reason why they were looking in the mirror was that was only an image of the fox boy and not the real thing. He slowly walked down the stairs, but one couldn’t resist she just had to look and see if her was real. So she turned her head and took one look in to his eyes. Just then her heart stopped and she was dead, Naruto sighed. “I told you to look at the mirror.” He said and hit her restart pressure point and had some call for a medic-nin.
“Sorry, I’m late Iruka-sensei.” He said, “Had to restart a heart.”
“Who was it this time?” He said, chuckling.
“Min,” said Naruto. One of the other teachers shot up, he had short silver hair and hazel eyes, and he was dressed in a black body suit, a bandana, and a chunin vest.
“See? I told you accepting him into this school was a mistake!” He said.
“Cool your jets, Mizuki.” Said Iruka, “now Naruto. We would like for you to do your bunshin.” Naruto nodded and went through the motions, just then two bunshins were at his sides but they both had wings. The left had angel wings while the right had raven wings. (2)
‘Kyubi, why did you do that?’
‘Come on, I’m the goddess of kitsunes. I have to be a little playful.’
‘I’ll show you ‘playful’.’ He sighed, “If you want I can make two more.”
“Let’s see them then.” Said Mizuki, ‘and watch him fail.’
“Alright Naruto, go ahead.” Said Iruka, ‘he doesn’t have to prove anything, he has my vote of rookie of the year.’ So Naruto closed his eyes and concentrated and created 2 more on the sides of the first two. But one looked liked a succubus and the other was a sex angel. (3)
‘Your doing Kyubi?’ She didn’t say a word; all she did was giggle and chuckle. He sighed, “Pass or fail?” Mizuki got a huge grin on his face and was about to tell Naruto that he failed but, Iruka cut him off.
“Congratulations Naruto, you passed.” Mizuki was in shock.
“WHAT? HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THAT…THAT THING TO BECOME A SHINOBI?” He said Naruto almost jumped right at him to throttle him.
“Because,” Iruka said as he grabbed a headband. “He deserved it,” then he tossed it to him. “Good job, Naruto. Dismissed,” with that the clones were gone and Naruto bowed to Iruka. Then he left the room.
Later, after everyone was done and passed Iruka was going to announce the rookie of the year. “It was a close race, but we have a new rookie of the year.” He said then laughed, “And the council isn’t going to like this one bit. Our rookie of the year is, Naruto Uzumaki.” Everyone was stunned, all of his friends and those who care about him were happy. Hinata got on to him again and squeezed him in a tight hug.
Mizuki was pissed off, he had to come up with a plan and fast.
After school, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Choji and Shikamaru were headed for the ramen stand for a celebration lunch. Just then the Uchiha brat and his wenches came over to them. “Fight me, Naruto!” He said everyone turned around. Everyone that is, except Naruto who was still enjoying his lunch.
“Why should I?” He said, “I have nothing to prove. Can I get another bowl for Hinata please?”
“No it’s alright, Naruto-kun.” She said he shook his head.
“Baby’s hungry and when baby’s hungry, daddy’ll have to feed her.” He said as he smooched her on the lips. She blushed a light coral and then went to eat her next bowl. One of his wenches was mad at him; she had pink hair and green eyes. She was dressed in a red dress with white trim, black shorts and boots. She wore her headband like a hair band.
“How dare you dismiss Sasuke-kun like that? Naruto no baka!” She said.
“Be cause, I’m not an Uchiha butt kisser like half of this damn village.” He said, “Besides if I hit him once, I’d kill him.” Sasuke was beyond pissed now and attacked but Choji stopped him in his tracks. He was huge for his age and muscled to hell, he had on special armor that would regulate his strength complete with a helmet to ‘keep his face pretty’. (4)
“I don’t think you understand,” he said. “If Naruto doesn’t want to fight you, he won’t fight you.” Then Shikamaru stood next to his friend, he was lithe, had black hair and brown eyes, his skin was dark, he was wearing a mesh shirt black tights, boots and a trench coat (5).
“But if you’re looking for someone to fight, I’m sure Choji and I would love to entertain you.” He said, knowing he couldn’t beat both of them he backed off.
“Don’t think this over, Naruto!” He said the fox boy spun in his seat to look at him.
“Just face it, it is.” He said, “Also go after my men and I’ll make your life a true living hell. Clear?” With that they finished lunch and headed home.
TBC
1)This is an AU so Kyubi’s going to be a goddess.
2)Got the idea from one of my other stories.
3)See 2.
4)I’ve always pictured Choji as the Juggernaught, plus I like the line.
5)I have Shikamaru as one of my heroes I created for him.
Naruto Uzumaki was an average kid, with an above average problem. On the day he was born, two celestial beings were fighting while using Konoha as their ring. To stop the fight, the Yondaime, A.K.A. Naruto’s father, had offered his only son as way to channel their powers. Both beings agreed to it and gave the child a portion of their powers. The backlash was so powerful that it killed him. On his dying breath, he made the third Hokage promise to look after his child.
He agreed, but also feeling remorse of her actions, Kyubi no Yoko, the patron goddess of Japanese Kitsunes (1), sealed herself inside of her friend’s child and made him her charge. But the villagers had thought she was evil and was reborn in to the child, thus wanting to kill him. But due the third Hokage, they couldn’t so Naruto was safe for the time being. Through the years, she had started to train him in his family, told him who his family was and trained him in her style as well.
But there were some drawbacks to the training and the reason why he was wearing the cloak was one of them.
Naruto made it to the academy and sat down in his seat, he was the first one there. The others started to file in to the room. A young man had walked in, he had short black hair and dark eyes, and he was dressed in a blue long sleeved t-shirt with white sleeves, shorts and boots. He looked over to his rival and some times friend and fumed and sat down in his seat. Naruto chuckled he loved driving the Uchiha brat crazy. He knew that he was a shoe in for ‘Rookie of the year’ and if he won, he was going to rub it in his face.
Then the others walked in and a gorgeous blue haired, pale eyed girl looked up and saw Naruto. She squealed, ran up and glomped him almost knocking him out of his chair. She was sitting on his lap facing him and kissing him all over. Then she just started to kiss him passionately. They just ignored everyone that was when Iruka tapped her on the shoulder. “Excuse me, Hyuga-san?” She pulled off of Naruto, “would you mind join us today?”
“Ano…G-Gomen minna.” She said and got off of her favorite seat and sat down next to him.
“Now that Hinata is done making out with Naruto, I can tell you about the finals.” Said Iruka, he was in a black body suit, a green jounin’s vest, boots, bandana and had a scar over the bridge of his nose. “It shall be a bunshin no jutsu.” Naruto was content with what the test was going to be. He was called to the room, so Naruto stood.
“You girls better look at the mirror.” He said, “except for Hinata-chan of course.” So the rest of the girls did and saw as he started to unzip his cloak. Then he took it off, he also had some light armor on his torso. His hair was blond and was shoulder length, his blue eyes were like pools of crystal clear water, he buffed but the most important thing to the girls was he was gorgeous.
The reason why they were looking in the mirror was that was only an image of the fox boy and not the real thing. He slowly walked down the stairs, but one couldn’t resist she just had to look and see if her was real. So she turned her head and took one look in to his eyes. Just then her heart stopped and she was dead, Naruto sighed. “I told you to look at the mirror.” He said and hit her restart pressure point and had some call for a medic-nin.
“Sorry, I’m late Iruka-sensei.” He said, “Had to restart a heart.”
“Who was it this time?” He said, chuckling.
“Min,” said Naruto. One of the other teachers shot up, he had short silver hair and hazel eyes, and he was dressed in a black body suit, a bandana, and a chunin vest.
“See? I told you accepting him into this school was a mistake!” He said.
“Cool your jets, Mizuki.” Said Iruka, “now Naruto. We would like for you to do your bunshin.” Naruto nodded and went through the motions, just then two bunshins were at his sides but they both had wings. The left had angel wings while the right had raven wings. (2)
‘Kyubi, why did you do that?’
‘Come on, I’m the goddess of kitsunes. I have to be a little playful.’
‘I’ll show you ‘playful’.’ He sighed, “If you want I can make two more.”
“Let’s see them then.” Said Mizuki, ‘and watch him fail.’
“Alright Naruto, go ahead.” Said Iruka, ‘he doesn’t have to prove anything, he has my vote of rookie of the year.’ So Naruto closed his eyes and concentrated and created 2 more on the sides of the first two. But one looked liked a succubus and the other was a sex angel. (3)
‘Your doing Kyubi?’ She didn’t say a word; all she did was giggle and chuckle. He sighed, “Pass or fail?” Mizuki got a huge grin on his face and was about to tell Naruto that he failed but, Iruka cut him off.
“Congratulations Naruto, you passed.” Mizuki was in shock.
“WHAT? HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THAT…THAT THING TO BECOME A SHINOBI?” He said Naruto almost jumped right at him to throttle him.
“Because,” Iruka said as he grabbed a headband. “He deserved it,” then he tossed it to him. “Good job, Naruto. Dismissed,” with that the clones were gone and Naruto bowed to Iruka. Then he left the room.
Later, after everyone was done and passed Iruka was going to announce the rookie of the year. “It was a close race, but we have a new rookie of the year.” He said then laughed, “And the council isn’t going to like this one bit. Our rookie of the year is, Naruto Uzumaki.” Everyone was stunned, all of his friends and those who care about him were happy. Hinata got on to him again and squeezed him in a tight hug.
Mizuki was pissed off, he had to come up with a plan and fast.
After school, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Choji and Shikamaru were headed for the ramen stand for a celebration lunch. Just then the Uchiha brat and his wenches came over to them. “Fight me, Naruto!” He said everyone turned around. Everyone that is, except Naruto who was still enjoying his lunch.
“Why should I?” He said, “I have nothing to prove. Can I get another bowl for Hinata please?”
“No it’s alright, Naruto-kun.” She said he shook his head.
“Baby’s hungry and when baby’s hungry, daddy’ll have to feed her.” He said as he smooched her on the lips. She blushed a light coral and then went to eat her next bowl. One of his wenches was mad at him; she had pink hair and green eyes. She was dressed in a red dress with white trim, black shorts and boots. She wore her headband like a hair band.
“How dare you dismiss Sasuke-kun like that? Naruto no baka!” She said.
“Be cause, I’m not an Uchiha butt kisser like half of this damn village.” He said, “Besides if I hit him once, I’d kill him.” Sasuke was beyond pissed now and attacked but Choji stopped him in his tracks. He was huge for his age and muscled to hell, he had on special armor that would regulate his strength complete with a helmet to ‘keep his face pretty’. (4)
“I don’t think you understand,” he said. “If Naruto doesn’t want to fight you, he won’t fight you.” Then Shikamaru stood next to his friend, he was lithe, had black hair and brown eyes, his skin was dark, he was wearing a mesh shirt black tights, boots and a trench coat (5).
“But if you’re looking for someone to fight, I’m sure Choji and I would love to entertain you.” He said, knowing he couldn’t beat both of them he backed off.
“Don’t think this over, Naruto!” He said the fox boy spun in his seat to look at him.
“Just face it, it is.” He said, “Also go after my men and I’ll make your life a true living hell. Clear?” With that they finished lunch and headed home.
TBC
1)This is an AU so Kyubi’s going to be a goddess.
2)Got the idea from one of my other stories.
3)See 2.
4)I’ve always pictured Choji as the Juggernaught, plus I like the line.
5)I have Shikamaru as one of my heroes I created for him.