Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Everyone's Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Man ❯ Quick Fix [NaruAnko] ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: Yesterday was Naruto's birthday, and I couldn't let my favorite boy celebrate without some drabble lovin'. XD

Pairing: angsty NaruAnko (wtf?) and a hint of SasuSaku

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor can I vouch for my sanity at the point.

The two stumble through the bathroom door and into the first open stall they can find, ignoring the look of disgust from the woman washing her hands less than ten feet away. What does he care? It's not like he asked her to join or anything.

The door's warped, and the lock doesn't align right, so he shoves her back against it to keep it shut. His hand snakes under a thigh, pulling it up around his waist as he rips a hole in the crotch of her mesh body suit.

She grins and says he's buying her a new one as she works open his fly, and he agrees. A drunken bathroom quickie is worth it, he thinks. But then her hand wraps tightly around his cock, positioning it, and then he's in and no longer has to think about anything more than the feeling of wet, hot bliss. Her other leg joins the first around his waist as he bangs her against the stall door, the sound of wood slapping against wood with each thrust echoing off the tiled floor loud enough to completely drown out the squeaking of the hinges and her labored breath.

She's ridiculously light, her body toned but short, and for a brief moment, it's hard for him to imagine this is the same woman who'd freaked him out during his first Chuunin exam years ago. But then she shrieks and bites down on his shoulder hard enough to break skin through his vest as her pussy convulses around him, and he no longer cares. Doesn't care who it is so long as it's not Sakura-chan or Sasuke-bastard, because even though he's happy for them, it hurts. It hurts more than he ever thought it would, but right now, with his hands on Anko's ass as he tenses and shudders, he feels nothing but the swimming of his head and the tingling of his body, and it's the best he's felt all fucking day.