Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Fever ❯ One-Shot

“Fever”

By Trio Wing

Rating: PG/PG-13

A song fic- It just popped in my head when I got the music for Women's Choir this past Tuesday (Jan. 03, 2006). XD

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto- the characters, plot, etc, etc!!! Neither do I own ANY of the songs used in this fic!!! Fever: Words and Music by John Davenport and Eddie Cooley, Arranged by Kirby Shaw.

 

All of the genins and their chuunin peer were holding a party. It was namely to relieve stress since they had a day off. What they did NOT expect was their beloved chuunin walk into Naruto's Konoha apartment with his arms full of beer.

 

Yes. Beer. Who cares if more than half of them are underage?!

 

So.... about an hour later, all the beer was consumed and all the genins and their chuunin were rather drunk. Ino and Sakura kept downing cans to impress Sasuke, who had drank a few himself to pass time.

 

Ino and Sakura: 7 cans each.

Sasuke: 2.

Naruto: 3.

Chouji: 1.

Shikamaru: 5 (high tolerance?).

Shino: 2.

Kiba: 4.

Hinata: 1.

Lee: 8 (to impress Sakura…?).

TenTen: 3.

Neji: 2.

Temari: 2.

Kankuro: 1.

Gaara: 3.

 

Yes! The Sand-nins were there. And all were merry.

 

THE E-- *smack*

 

Riisa~!! That hurt!! Saara wa Riisa-chan ga chotto kirai de-- *smack* ITAIIIII!!!!

 

After everyone was sufficiently drunk enough, Naruto rummaged in his closet and brought out one of the most amazing things known to shinobi.

 

THE KARAOKE MACHINE. <3

 

Naruto grinned, started the machine up, and promptly sang “Haruka Kanata” by Asian Kung-Fu Generation off-key. Everyone applauded. Neji eventually got pushed towards the thing, and he sang, “READY STEADY GO” by L'Arc en Ciel. TenTen's eyes were glimmering with joy, and Hinata looked like she was going to hit Neji for “butchering her fave song.”

 

BUT THEN!!

 

Gaara went to the karaoke machine.... He gave a slight glare (slight, because he's drunk) to everyone and dragged Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Naruto with him. The Sand-nin muttered something to his lovely “victims” and pressed the `play' button.

 

Gaara: Never know how much I love you,

Never know how much I care.

When you put your arms around me,

[Naruto uses his Iroike no Jutsu with clothes and Sasuke hugs Naruto]

I get a fever that's so hard to bear.

You give me fever when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight.

[Sasuke fake-kisses Naruto]

Gaara + Shikamaru: Fever in the mornin', and fever all through the night.

Shikamaru: Sun lights up the day time, moon lights up the night.

I light up when you call my name,

[Sasuke calls Naruto to the music]

Shikamaru + Gaara: I'm gonna treat you right.

[Shikamaru and Gaara wink at the crowd]

You give me fever, when you kiss me,

[Sasuke attempts to kiss Naruto again, but ends up tackling him]

fever when you hold me tight.

Fever in the mornin', fever all through the night.

All 4: Ev'rybody's got the fever, that is something you all know.

Fever isn't such a new thing, fever started long a go.

[girls start to swoon]

Gaara: Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet she felt the same.

Shikamaru: When you put his arms around her, he said,

Sasuke: “Julie, baby, you're my flame.” Thou givest fever,

Sasuke + Naruto: when we kisseth, fever with my flaming youth.

Fever, I'm a-fire, fever, yea I burn forsooth.

[Gaara and Shikamaru start fanning themselves]

All 4: Captain Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair.

When her daddy tried to kill him, she said,

Naruto: “Daddy-o, don't you dare!” He gives me fever with his kisses, fever when he hold me tight.

[Sakura jumps up in front of the boys and “lets go”]

Naruto + Sakura: Fever, I'm his missus, oh, daddy, won't you treat him right.

Gaara: Now you've listened to my story, here's the point that I have made:

Love was meant to give you fever, be it fahrenheit or centigrade.

Gaara + Shikamaru: It gives you fever when you're kissin', fever if you live and learn.

[Naruto's Iroike no Jutsu wears off, and Naruto is in his boxers and a T-shirt]

All 4: Fever `til you sizzle, what a lovely way to burn,

[Sasuke keeps singing, but his hands are starting a seal for a *small* fire jutsu]

what a lovely way to burn,

what a lovely way~~~~~~~~ to burn.

 

FOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

“Sasuke, you bastard!! My house!!!” Naruto screamed. Gaara and Shikamaru fell on each other laughing, despite the building flames. Sasuke shrugged, and was about to revoke the jutsu, when—

 

SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

“Riisa, you idiot!! The house!!!” Everyone paused. Yep. The authoress and her sister-that-isn't were here.

 

“Whoops. Need to work on the water jutsus, huh?” Riisa laughed. Naruto glared, sopping wet. Gaara eyed his wet shirt and peeled it off. Riisa nearly drooled and glomped the Sand-nin.

 

If Saara hadn't poofed both of them out of there.

 

“We're cursed.” Shikamaru looked at Naruto dully.

 

“YOU'RE cursed.”

 

And a brawl nearly broke out between Naruto and Shikamaru. Nearly, if Itachi hadn't come in, all OOC-like.

 

“ITACHI!!!!!!!!!” Sasuke yelled, still drunk. He ranted on and on about revenge, but the uber sexy missing-nin ignore his little brother. Instead, he went to Gaara and flashed a shiny digital video camera in his face.

 

“You have quite the voice. What do you think Konoha Idol and/or the Fire/Wind Country Idol judges will think?” Itachi asked cutely. Gaara's jaw dropped and fish-mouthed. Shikamaru rolled his eyes:

 

“How troublesome.”

 

THE END! <3

 

A/N: That was fun. Really! No help from my muses, too. <3 Just Women's Choir + Naruto. XD R & R, please!!

 

04/01/06