Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ For Your Viewing Pleasure ❯ For Your Viewing Pleasure ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, not me. I make no money from writing this.

Summary: Naruto spies on Sasuke. [Hinted NaruSasu]

A/N: Ha ha. Funny story about how I got this idea. I was watching 'The Nightmare Before Christmas', and there's a part in it where all of the people of Halloween town are watching Jack through a cauldron. I'm such a pervert, my mind went straight to the Hokage-sama's glass ball. You'll see what I mean when you read it. ^_^




Naruto stared into the endless dark eyes across from him, annoyed that the bastard had brought him more paperwork to finish. It was already close to seven at night, and he still had a desk full of things he needed to sign. Sasuke probably got a sick satisfaction from seeing the blonde outside of his element. He always had.

"Hokage-sama," The brunette spoke softly, a hint of amusement shining in his otherwise emotionless, dark eyes. He was still loath to call the blonde anything other than 'dobe'. Naruto would always be that annoying blonde idiot to him, Rokudaime Hokage or not.

"Teme! Where the hell did all of this paperwork come from?" The blonde demanded, brandishing his fist in the air at the dark haired ANBU captain. Sasuke just raised an eyebrow, as if the answer to that question was obvious. Bastard. Sighing, Naruto picked up his brush and began to read through the latest report from the ANBU Black Ops. It was a very detailed report that had the blonde's fingers itching to rip something to pieces in his frustration.

It didn't help that Sasuke had been smirking ever since Naruto had looked away.

"I can still see you, jackass." The tanned boy hissed, sending an icy glare in his best friend's direction before going back to the task at hand. He needed to finish this godforsaken paperwork.

"Am I done here?" Sasuke asked boredly, shifting to lean back against the wall in that oh-so-familiar stoic fashion. Naruto sent another glare at the dark haired boy, trying to decide if he should let Sasuke go for the night or make him suffer until all of the paperwork was finished. But then he decided he didn't want to face the Uchiha's wrath.

"Yeah, you're done." Naruto pouted, waving his hand at the door to tell the other man to get moving before he changed his mind. Sasuke bowed slightly before backing out of the office, and quietly shutting the door behind him. Now that he was completely alone, the work set out in front of him seemed even more boring. "Damn papers!" The blonde hissed, banging his fist on the table. He didn't know what he was thinking when he decided to become Tsunade's successor. She'd left all of the paperwork to him.

Sighing once more, he started to re-read what he'd been already reading when Sasuke started being an ass. Half an hour later he couldn't make himself concentrate anymore, and he resigned himself to his fate as he put his brush down. He stretched out his arms, groaning in satisfaction when his joints popped. He needed to get his mind off of work for a little while, and he knew exactly how he was going to do that. One of his favorite things to do when he was bored was abuse his power-to a point-and use his little crystal ball to spy on people. Grinning maniacally, the blonde slid his chair back and stood up, heading towards the one door that didn't lead outside to the hallway. He yanked it open and reached inside towards the shiny sphere sitting innocently on one of the shelves. He carefully pulled it down, then headed back over to the table where he set it down on top of the papers. The blonde moved around to his seat and sat back down, then pulled it back under the table. He swept his hand over the crystal ball and it came to life.

"Heh. Let's see what the bastard is up to." Naruto muttered to himself, sweeping his hand over the ball again. After a second of nothing, the ball was suddenly full of steam, and the blonde could barely make out Sasuke's figure, nimble fingers combing through raven locks. It took the blonde a few minutes to realize his best friend was in the shower. The idea of watching Sasuke shower should've disgusted him, but for some reason, he was strangely curious. Maybe he'd find something to blackmail the other man with. The enormous grin on his face, though, turned into a frown when Sasuke reached for his bottle of shampoo, then poured some into his hand. He thought the brunette was about to wash his hair, but instead that shampoo-slicked hand went a little lower, and Naruto felt himself blushing at the little half-sigh, half-moan that came from the older man's throat. There was no doubt in Naruto's mind that his best friend was currently jerking himself off.

He had to admit this kind of blackmail would've been a gold mine, had he been a lesser person. But as he moved to wipe the image from the ball, he heard something that had his heart beating double time. Sasuke had said his name. More like moaned it, actually. While he was jerking off.

...What had the world come to?

The steam cleared from the crystal ball, and Naruto's eyes were immediately drawn to what he couldn't see before. Thin, pale fingers were wrapped around a dark cock, and they moved easily over the heated skin with fluid movements. Sasuke's other hand was holding the shower railing in a death grip, his knuckles white, arm trembling. His head was tipped back towards the ceiling, and the water from the showerhead ran down his face in thin rivulets. Somehow, Naruto found the whole scene to be highly erotic, and he felt his pants get a little tighter; felt his cheeks heat a little more.

I shouldn't be watching this. I should not be watching this, the blonde thought in his head, moving again to wipe the image of Sasuke in the shower, jerking himself off, out of the ball. Unfortunately, it was easier said than done, as another soft moan fell from Sasuke's lips. This one was also the blonde's name, said a little more desperately than before. Naruto watched as the hand wrapped around the brunette's cock lifted away, only to place itself on a well-sculpted ass. The blonde man was confused for all of ten seconds before a soft gasp fell from his lips, eyes widening a fraction when a finger sank itself between those perfect cheeks. The finger moved slowly in between the pale globes of flesh, until there was nothing left but a single knuckle.

Naruto was mesmerized as the finger moved in and out, creating a steady rhythm that had two hearts beating a little faster. When a second finger was added, Naruto felt his cock swell in his pants, imagining those fingers were his instead of Sasuke's. He rubbed his palm against the stiffening bulge beneath his zipper, hissing at the small amount of relief he got. It wasn't nearly enough as Sasuke added a third and final finger, gasping hotly as he hit something only he knew was there. The pace was faster than before, in out in out in out, until it was only in in in and Naruto felt his hips jerking to the same pace, like he was pounding into the brunette's lithe body. Those thoughts should've disturbed him, but he was too turned on to really care at the moment.

Naruto eased the zipper of his pants, pushing them down to mid-thigh before gently fisting his erection. He swirled his thumb around the tip, spreading the pre-cum around to make it more slick. His eyes stayed at half-mast so he could watch Sasuke, as those pale fingers went faster, harder, and deeper. Sasuke was gasping again, tiny sounds that were the blonde's name, as his hips jerked to the rhythm he had set inside of himself. Naruto matched the rhythm again, reaching down with his other hand to fondle his sac, moaning Sasuke's name softly as his hips gave a rough jerk, losing rhythm for only a second.

He wanted to feel what Sasuke felt; wanted to be buried in the heat those pale fingers were buried in. He tightened his fingers around his cock, fondled his sac a little harder to get more sensation flowing through his body. He sat back in his chair, spreading his legs as far as they would go with his pants still on. It still wasn't enough. Not nearly enough, as he pushed his pants further down his legs, and stuck three fingers into his mouth, mimicking what Sasuke had done earlier. He lifted a leg into the air, and pushed one finger into his ass, wincing at the slight discomfort he felt. He tipped his head back as he pushed his finger in further, and felt white-hot lightning sizzle through him when his finger went a little too deep.

"Nng." Naruto grunted, jerking himself off with his other hand as he added a second finger with the first. There was a small bolt of pain with the added stretching, but it was hardly anything to whine about. It was quickly fading to the back of his mind, slowly being replaced by pleasure racing up his spine.

On the crystal ball, Sasuke was gripping his erection, jerking himself off quickly, close to the edge. His pants grew harsher, and he wasn't paying attention to the water, obviously cold by now. Naruto was slightly startled by the brunette's scream of his name, and the milky fluid that coated his hand seconds later. It just kept coming and he was drawn to the hands still moving feverishly, milking him for all he was worth. That's all it took for Naruto to reach his own climax, swearing loudly as the passage around his fingers constricted, and the evidence of his orgasm came out on his hand. It was hot and sticky, but also the best one he'd had in weeks.

"Fuck, teme." Naruto murmured, finally pulling his fingers free and wiping both hands on his pants before hiking them up. He winced at the soreness in his backside as he sat up and blinked into the crystal ball. Sasuke was slumped against the shower wall, brushing his wet bangs out of his eyes and turning the water off. After a few minutes he stepped out and grabbed a towel, wrapping it around his waist. His skin was still flushed from what had just happened.

"Enjoy the show, dobe?" Sasuke smirked, talking to the air like he knew the blonde was watching. Naruto opened his mouth in shock, cheeks heating in embarrassment. The fucking teme had done all of that on purpose, knowing his Hokage would've gotten bored. Shit.

"Fuck you." Naruto groaned, swiping his hand over the crystal ball to clear the image, but not before he heard Sasuke tell him to come over later for some more fun.

The blonde was seriously afraid of what Sasuke's idea of fun was.



~Owari~


A/N: How was that? See, perverted, yeah? Well, that's the end. Hope you enjoyed it. Review?
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