Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Forgotten Memories ❯ The beginning of the Problem ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine or any characters in naruto …

 

 

 

 

WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! … WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!

 

Will you calm yourself …

 

CALM!!!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! YOU

IDIOT PERVERT SANNIN!!! DON'T INCLUDE ME IN YOUR STUPID

RESEARCH!! I DEMAND YOU TO BRING ME BACK TO NORMAL OR ELSE

YOU'LL FORGET THAT YOU EVER LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!!

 

You know your attitude is somehow like them …

 

WHOSE THEM?!

 

Ho! Ho! WOMEN OFCOURSE!! HA! HA! YOU ACT JUST LIKE SAKURA AND

TSUNADE AND SOME OTHER WOMEN IN THEIR WHO STILL DOESN'T SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL MAN AM I … (with an evil look on his face)NOW YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!! WAHAHAHAHA!

 

OKAY THAT'S IT I REACH MY POINT!!! I WAS PATIENT TO THE THINGS YOU DID BUT NOW I REALLY AM GOING TO KILL YOUR DAMN STUPID FACE AND I SHALL BURIED WITH YOU YOUR STUPID RESEARCH!!!

(he has a big sphere blue chakra in his hand and now ready to strike it to his sensei Jiraiya)

 

(sweating and panicking) WAAAAAA NARUTO!!! STOP IT! WITH THAT AMOUNT OF CHAKRA IN YOUR HAND YOUR GONNA KILL ME!! DON'T JOKE AROUND NARUTO YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEBODY!!

 

WELL THAT'S RIGHT IDIOT I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!! … (with a serious and evil look in his face) I'M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! (he runs toward his sensei)

 

WAAAAA!! HOLD IT IT'S A PART OF TRAINING!! ( naruto stops and the rasengan disperse… his hand with the rasengan in it stops just one inch from jiraiya)

<whew!> (Jiraiya whispers to hiself) That was so close.. he might have killed me with that… even though his already a women his power is still be compared as a monster… ahhh I have to find some excuse I still don't have an antidote to that medicine….)

 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRAINING?! THIS IS TRAINING TO YOU!?

 

Ehem!! Umm of course naruto … actually umm … some famous ninjas do this as a way of training to their self to become stronger or even to spy to other enemies… ahhh that's right this is your training… now stop being mad at me and control your temper or else … umm the training would be ruined and you could turn into a weakling if you lost your temper you know … umm yeah that's right …

 

(naruto's eyes was shining) REALLY! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL BECOME STRONGER!! I'LL BEAT THE AKATSUKI AND BRING BACK SASUKE!! OK!! LETS GO!! LET'S START THE TRAINING SO WE CAN GO BACK TO KONOHA!!!… wait a minute how am I going to become stronger what aspect in me would be develop…hmm WAIT A MINUTE!!! YOURE LYING TO ME ARE YOU!! DO I LOOK STUPID … EVEN THOUGH I'M STUPID …I'M NOT THAT STUPID! <naruto was mad again>

 

<jiraiya whisper to his self> uh oh I'll be dead I didn't know that this boy has a little intelligence in his head damn it what shall I do… It's really hard to make stories …

 

SO YOU ARE LYING TO ME ARE YOU!!!

 

Ah! Naruto of course not well … you see most women are much more intelligent than us… man because they are … well smart … (my god I hope I shall convince him) look at sakura-chan and the old hag tsunade (at the office of tsunade both sakura and tsunade in harmonious way say : ACHOO! Uh somebody must be talking about me..) ahh that's right your mental capacity shall be develop … isn't that great your brain will be upgraded ha! ha! (sees the mad face of naruto) I mean you'll be more genius than Shikamaru or even ME! HE!HE!

 

I think that's fine if I'll be like Shikamaru( Jiraiya nods his head seriously) … with this I can develop different jutsus and tactics in matches …then people will acknowledge me uh huh (he nods his head seriously he didin't saw that Jiraiya was laughing without a sound) and I'll be much more stronger…

ALRIGHT I'M GONNA DO MY BEST! OK LET'S GO!

 

Oh …uh naruto one more thing before we go back to Konoha I don't want you to tell anyone about this … ok?

 

Huh? But why not?

 

Umm .. you know this is a …. difficult training and Tsunade shall not approve with this ..<whispers to his self> not only disapprove she will kill me in doing this to you … she just love you just like his own baby brother ...ahh this will be difficult for me … tsk…tsk)

 

So what shall we do?

 

Well… are you willing to do anything just to do this training?<Jiraiya with a serious face>

 

YES I'LL DO ANYTHING!!! <with also a serious face and determination>

 

Ok… <he look at his left and right side then he whispers to naruto>

 

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OK! THAT'S THE END OF 1ST CHAPTER SORRY FOR SOME WRONG GRAMMARS and wrong spelling … I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!