Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Fox in the Hen House ❯ Just what have they been teaching the girls? ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

I don't own Naruto or any of the characters I've borrowed for this fic. As this is pretty heavy on sex, if you are under 18 you probably shouldn't be reading it. Not that I could stop you anyway. If a man being turned into a woman and having sex with another woman bothers you, you should really stop reading now. Pairings will as usual be what strikes me as most amusing or hot at the moment. This will probably end up Naruto/just about every available woman. Contains: yuri, mild bondage, first time sex, gender swapping.



"You're his friend right Sakura?" Tsunade asked as she took a huge swig from her sake bottle, too annoyed to bother with her tiny cup. When she saw the pink haired girl nod, she continued, "I swear to you, if you can find some way to calm him down so he isn't barging in here and carrying on every single day he's in the village, I will be very grateful." Locking eyes with the teen she repeated, "Very grateful."

It was the aftermath of the latest visit by a certain loud, blond boy ninja to the leader of his village. And as usual, he had interrupted an important meeting with a demand for either training, they find the sannin that was supposed to be training him, information about Sasuke, permission to go look for said information, a cool mission or some combination. Yesterday he had burst in on her in the shower once, and twice in the bathroom just incase she had gotten any news. 'Yes Naruto, the toilet paper holder was just about to make its report about the current location of Orochimaru,' she thought sarcastically to herself. 'Good thing I didn't say that, he would have sat down and waited for it to report.' He was a good kid and well on his way to being a fine ninja, but he always acted like he was hopped up on some drug. She liked the kid, she really did, and no one who was around him for long could really dislike him, but she liked some peace and quiet too.

She had sent the boy along on just about every single make work mission she could think of just to get him out of her hair for a bit. Who would have known when Jiraya had announced that he was going to go look for some information, he would fall off the face of the Earth for over six months? In all that time, not a single peep about Sasuke, Orochimaru, Akatsuki, or anything useful. But, three new volumes of Icha Icha Paradise, oh yes.

"Maybe he just needs to get laid," Anko opined. "If the mission is to get him to calm down, I'd like to volunteer. I've been wanting to try that legendary stamina of his, and I'm sure I can guarantee a good three days where he will be too tired to bother you." The purple haired woman rubbed her hands together in anticipation while grinning lustily. Highlighted in the late afternoon sunlight streaming through the window, she looked like nothing so much as a purple haired praying mantis.

"Umm, yeah," Tsunade said with a tiny shudder. If by some miracle Jiraya's training didn't turn Naruto into a pervert, letting him fall into Anko's clutches certainly would. From what she had read in the Third's notes, Kakashi had never been the same after going on a mission with her. "Lets just save that for Plan B. Shizune, do you have any ideas?"

"Well, any dose of medication that would calm him down enough would probably have a rather negative effect on his performance on missions." She sighed for a moment before continuing, "I'm with Anko on this one, that boy needs a girlfriend or something."

All three of the older women's eyes turned towards the youngest at the meeting. "Oh, hell no!" Sakura stated, shaking her head for emphasis.

Anko slipped a big sisterly arm around the teen's shoulders, "Come on Sakura, it would be just like during seduction training at the academy. Only after you sleep the information out of him, you don't have to kill him," she said in her most wheedling voice. "And it's better than your first time being a mission to sleep something out of a fat, ugly, old man."

Sakura turned a brighter shade of pink than her hair, she did not need reminding about seduction training. While the scrolls used for it weren't quite a summon or clone, they did have parts of each. What most of the scrolls did was create a man that could follow simple instructions, mostly as practice in certain "techniques" that required a partner. The older girls had referred to them as "Instant Boyfriends."

The more complicated scrolls could hold simple conversations. Only a master could produce one that might be any use at all in a fight, and to use one would be about the same as whipping out a blow up doll and throwing it at an enemy. Likely to distract them more by surprise and end up with the person who pulled it out winning due to the enemy being too busy laughing to fight. And if your teammates saw you use one like that, you would never live it down. She, of course, owned a Sasuke one, it was far more friendly than the original though.

Tsunade cleared her throat, and speared Anko with a glare, "I will not order any girl to waste her first time on a mission." Turning back to the still mortified teen she continued in a gentler tone, "This isn't an official mission, and I won't order you to do it, but I would look on it as a huge personal favor if you can calm him down a little."

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Two weeks later:

"Sa-ku-ra-chan!"

"Waaaaah!" Sakura responded to the sudden intrusion by Naruto's face popping right into hers, rudely interrupting her thoughts as usual. "Na-ru-to!" The teenage girl snarled, punctuating her annoyance with a fist. Not that she thought it would do any good, he had shrugged off the last thousand times she had done this just as cluelessly as the thousand and first. Due to her training under Tsunade-sama, he flew farther these days though, and right splat into a wall. "Why must you always interrupt my thoughts?" She demanded as she watched him peel himself out of the inch deep crater he had made.

"Hey, what were you thinking about?" The boy inquired, totally uninjured as usual, proving in her mind that he would never get the hint to not surprise her like that due to his ability to shrug off damage.

The sudden reminder of what she had been thinking about drained all the rage out of her body. She slumped back down onto the bench she had been sitting on, the very same bench she had been sitting on when she had last seen... "Sasuke," she mumbled.

The boy's usually bright and cheerful face faded like the sun going behind dark storm clouds. "Oh," was all he could say as he sank down next to his teammate on the bench. Mention of their missing friend was one thing that could always bring them both down fast. Months after his failure to bring the other boy back, and fulfill his promise to the girl, he still blamed himself for not being strong enough. Already knowing the answer, but unable to think of anything else to say, he asked, "Any word on...?"

Sakura shook her head, "No, it's been almost seven months and not even a single rumor of him or Orochimaru." She sighed sadly, "Tsunade-sama and Shizune-san keep me busy training and studying, but they let me go early today."

Naruto nodded in commiseration, "Yeah, after reporting about the latest mission being finished, I have the day off." Mentally he was grumbling, 'At least someone's sannin teacher is around to teach them. Stupid Ero-sennin, probably got distracted peeping at women in the baths again and forgot he was supposed to come back for me.' Inwardly grudgingly he asked, "So, learn anything interesting?" 'If he won't come back to teach me, maybe I can get some second hand training from granny Tsunade.'

The girl shook her short, pink hair, "Just medical jutsu, some strength training she would have a fit if I showed to anyone, and some techniques to help subdue Sasuke if..." She trailed off here, blushing at some of the things Shizune and Anko had shown her for disabling male ninja running through her mind.

"Oi, techniques for subduing Sasuke?" The boy asked, his interest immediately focused on the idea. 'If I'd known those, I might not have failed to bring him home!' He turned, snatching up the girl's delicate hands in his larger, rougher ones, "Please show me Sakura-chan! If there is anyway they could help bring him home when we find him!"

The teenage kunoichi's jaw dropped as she turned as red as her dress, she'd heard Tsunade talk about Jiraya, and the things he used to get up to when he was younger after she had a few bottles of sake in her. 'Naruto couldn't possibly be interested in things like that!' For all his other problems, he was innocent to a fault.

Then she remembered, Tsunade and Shizune had told her to practice the things they had shown her so she could pull the techniques off at a moments notice. She had quickly despaired of finding someone to train these with, she really needed a parter. Ino had been a royal bitch ever since Sasuke had left, Hinata was just way too innocent to even consider training with. 'That sand ninja girl, what was her name? The one that seemed to have the hots for Shikamaru? What was her name? Oh, Temari, she would have been perfect to train with.' None of the other female ninja she knew well enough to even consider asking and her teachers were pretty busy. Anko had the most free time, but Sakura always ended up being the one tied up. Naruto on the other hand, she knew well and trusted, and it wasn't like he wasn't nice enough in his own rights. Then she remembered the Godaime's request, she wasn't sure she wanted to, but she could at least play it by ear and see where things led...

"Alright, I'll let you train with me but only under two conditions." She held up a finger to stop him from agreeing right away. "First, you tell NO ONE. People would get the wrong ideas, got it?" She waited to see his nod. "Second, you have to do exactly what I say, no asking questions, no matter how strange it seems, got it?" He nodded again, but she just shook her pretty head, "A nod won't cut it, this is secret training understand me? No telling anyone about the new technique you learned, got it? Some of this stuff is top secret."

The boy nodded again unusually sober, "I understand, as long as you think it would help us bring him home."

Jade green eyes looked into sapphire blue ones, checking his sincerity. "Alright, come with me." She started to lead him to the tower where she stayed if her lessons with Tsunade ran late.

Finally passing through the door his teammate held open for him, Naruto looked around. It was a pretty spartan room, walls the shade of off white that looked clean longer. There was a bed in a sturdy frame, a dresser, a desk with built in shelf for books and scrolls and that was about it. "Hmm, why are we here?" He'd been expecting a more typical training room.

"This is where I stay when I work late and am too tired to go home." She rolled her eyes as he looked around in interest. 'What did he think my room here would look like? All pink and flowery?' She walked over to the dresser and opened the bottom drawer, carefully pressing a knot in the wood so as not to set off a trap she had set there. From it she pulled a small wooden box out, then closed the drawer. "Look at this," she said as she passed him the plain box.

Naruto took the box, opening it carefully. Inside was a black band about the size of a bracelet, with a rather dull looking stone in a plain silver setting. Pulling the bracelet out, he tossed the box onto the desk and turned it over in his hands. It was totally unremarkable, he was about to turn and ask her what was so special about it when he took a closer look at the stone. It wasn't just dull, it was a matte black that seemed to drink in the light. It looked like nothing so much as a chunk of moonless night, taken from the bottom of a mine. Fascinated, he gently rubbed his right thumb on it for a moment then nearly dropped the bracelet in surprise. "Oi, this thing is like ice!"

Sakura took the band from him, "Yes, we aren't too sure what the stone is or even what it's called. It was found in a box with a water damaged scroll, the ninja studying it thought it might be useful to control dangerous prisoners." She looked into his eyes to make sure he was paying attention. "You know how all things have at least some chakra in them? This has none, in fact it has more of a void where chakra is concerned." Awe crept into her voice, "It absorbs chakra, I saw a test where Kakashi-sensei tried cutting it with Chidori, it just sucked it in. It won't stop any jutsu already in use, but it will absorb any contacting it, and its effects are big enough to keep anyone wearing it from using chakra."

"Sakura, you want me to..." he trailed off watching her nod, "test and see if Rasengan will damage it?" He tilted his head inquisitively as the girl face faulted onto the floor.

"No you idiot! We know that any chakra attacks just get sucked into it, we need to make sure that what we read in the scroll was right and that no chakra can be used while it is on someone."

"Hey now!" Naruto started backing away, there were many who might have said he was stupid, but he wasn't stupid enough to let them put something on him that could keep him from ever using any ninja techniques again.

"Watch, it's perfectly safe to wear." Sakura flicked the band at her left wrist, it almost seemed to pass though her wrist, then shifted in a rather disturbing way. He blinked and the band had shrunk around her wrist, looking almost like it was painted there. "We aren't sure what the band is made of or how it does that, but we do know how to remove it." She grabbed the sides of the band half way around from the setting, pinched and gave a little twist with her fingers, and was suddenly holding the bracelet again.

The boy wasn't totally sure of what she needed him for, they seemed to already know plenty about the band already. It looked like the perfect thing to use to catch Sasuke.

Sakura smiled sweetly as she guessed his thoughts perfectly. "Naruto, would you please do the Sexy no jutsu for me?"

"Huh, what? Why?" He was getting a very bad feeling about where this might be going. "I...thought you hated that technique?"

Well, she didn't really hate it, she had just found it stupid when she first saw it. But, it would make the rest of this easier. "We need to make sure it can really block someone from using chakra, and we need to see if it can absorb a technique like that in use." Feeling a little bad about manipulating the boy like this she continued, "I thought you said you were willing to help me train." Throwing in the little pout at the end was probably overkill, but she did need a partner to train with.

Well trapped in his promise, Naruto sighed and quickly formed the seals. A puff of smoke later and she was standing there in all her glory, what wasn't shrouded in a few lingering wisps of smoke, that is. She was just getting ready to pout cutely and see if she could get a good laugh out of Sakura to lighten things up a bit when she saw a silver and black streak headed towards her. Her hand was just a second too late to catch the bracelet, and she felt it fasten around her neck. "Oi, oi!" she protested a few octaves higher as her fingers scrabbled for purchase on the cool band. Icy horror filled her chest as he found herself unable to get even the edge of a nail under the collar. It was skin tight, but didn't restrict her breathing at all, it was almost like it had become part of her. "Sakura-chan," she whined as her eyes pleaded with the other girl to get this awful thing off of her.

"Oh, be quiet! You're a boy, aren't you?" 'Well, not at the moment,' inner Sakura quipped. "It's not like I didn't explain to you just what it did and that we needed to test it further."

Seeing the blond girl deflate under her glare, she softened the look while eyeing her teammate. She had to admit, as a boy he wasn't bad looking, no Sasuke of course, but as a girl he wasn't hard on the eyes either. 'It's less like cheating on Sasuke if it's NaruKO, eh Sakura?' Not that she hadn't tried some things with Ino once or twice, just to practice some of the techniques girls were taught that boys weren't of course. Anko and Shizune were also very... through in their training. 'OK, so I've fooled around with more girls than boys, but Sasuke is the only boy for me!' Satisfied that her bisexual tendencies were just so she wouldn't go insane until the Uchiha boy realized she was the only woman for him, Sakura turned back to the task at hand.

"OK, Naruto, try to use any technique." She watched with interest as the boy turned girl tried to form seals, she didn't detect even a flicker of chakra from the blond. She was busy eyeing the toned form before her when she noticed a strange warmth on her upper lip. Reaching up to see what it was, her fingers came away crimson.

"Oi, Sakura-chan! Are you a pervert?" The pigtailed girl had stopped trying to mold something she couldn't even feel at the moment to stare in shock at her teammate.

"What? Of course not, girls can't be perverts!" The pink haired teen insisted while using a medical technique to stop the flow of blood. Turning around she could see that even Naruto wasn't dumb enough to buy that. "All right, maybe just a little perverted," she sighed. "Remember our agreement, you don't tell anyone about this training, got it?" Not sure she could trust the girl to keep silence she grinned evilly, "You do want me to take that off when we are done, right?"

Naruto nodded obediently, her pig tails bobbing. She had given her word not to speak about the training, and would stick to it. The threat that Sakura might deprive her of her techniques in anger didn't hurt the temporary girls resolve at all.

Her blood flow finally staunched, Sakura decided to get back to the cover reason for this exercise. "Can you feel any of the chakra from the Sexy no jutsu bleeding away?" Naruto shook her head at this. "OK, now I want you to touch the stone with your finger to see if it will absorb the transformation." Seeing her partner comply, she waited for the puff of smoke that usually accompanied a transformation.

Naruto felt a moment of panic as she touched the stone and nothing happened. Then, slowly, the transformation drained from his body. The change usually only took an eye blink, this time he could feel the change. It wasn't painful but it was unpleasant to feel certain body parts retract while others grew. Lastly his orange jump suit reformed.

Sakura had been watching the change fascinated, she needed to be able to make notes about it after all. One of the most interesting things about it had been watching his male... bits return. Feeling something warm on her upper lip again, she cursed and turned so she could seem like she was just giving him some privacy instead of stopping her bloody nose again.

"Oi, Sakura-chan, you've really turned into a pervert haven't you?" The reformed boy said in awe.

"Shut up!" She protested in a funny voice due to pinching her nose shut while trying to heal the burst blood vessels. Finally she turned around to find the boy eyeing her with more than a hint of suspicion. "Come here," she instructed him. A quick hand motion and she had the collar off him.

Sitting at the desk, she pulled out a book and started to make notes about their experiment. "OK, so we confirmed that it will lock you into a transformation without draining the chakra from it, you definitely can't use chakra with it on, and touching it will slowly drain a transformation." She turned back to her partner, "What was it like trying to use chakra with it on?"

"Well, it was kinda like before you first mold chakra in the academy." Seeing her raised eyebrow he clarified, "You know its there, you can feel it, you just can't get a grip on it." Seeing her nod and turn back to write in the book, he started to edge towards the door. Today had been highly strange and he had learned things about the girl he liked that he really needed time alone to think about.

"Going already Naruto?" Sakura asked without turning around.

"Well, we are done, right?" He asked, a trace of hope creeping into his voice.

Smiling like a cat that just found a baby rabbit to play with, she got up and circled around until she was between him and the door. "We still need to try and see how well the techniques for catching Sasuke work, you do still want to help me right?" Seeing him wilt she felt a little guilty for using his good, helpful nature against him. "OK, use the Sexy no jutsu again and we will get started."

"Do I really have to?" Whined the boy.

"Well, unless you have a cursed seal that changes your form you haven't told anyone about, yes." Sakura could tell she was going to have to be firm with him. 'And with luck, Naruto will be 'firm' with me later on,' Inner Sakura commented. 'Where did that come from?' The girl thought to herself. 'Maybe Anko and Shizune are having a bad influence on me.' "We need to simulate this as well as we can."

Sighing in resignation, he performed the seals and was quickly standing before her again wearing just a couple puffs of smoke. 'These techniques she promised me had better be really good, and even then I think I'll make her take me out for all the ramen I can eat. Maybe I can actually get a date out of her for going along really well!' Feeling a lot better, Naruto waited for the girl to tell her what to do next.

Sakura quickly formed some seals of her own and was joined by two clones of herself. "All you have to do in this part is defend yourself, and avoid the techniques." Seeing her nod, she set the clones into motion.

Naruto dropped into a combat stance, fully expecting both clones to attack her.

"Hey, Naruto?" The clone on the left asked, looking at the floor bashfully. The right clone looked at him blushing, "I've really liked you for awhile now and," she took two quick steps forward, just stopping out of arms reach, "well, I was wondering if you would like to go out after this?"

"EH?" The boy turned girl answered as her brain short circuited. This was about as far from the attack she had thought was coming as you could get. 'Ah, Sakura-chan finally realized she feels for me the way I do for her!' "Um, sure, of course!"

"Really?" The clones replied in unison, stepping forward and each wrapping one of the transformed boy's arms in both of hers. "That's wonderful!" Both leaned in to kiss her on the cheek, disappearing in puffs of smoke as their soft lips brushed her whisker marks. Totally out of it and blinded by the smoke, she never managed to notice the collar flying towards him until it was fastened securely around her neck once again. "Hey, hey!" She protested, indignant at how he'd been tricked.

Sakura shook her head sadly, "Do you see now how badly you need training against the techniques they teach girls?" Seeing understanding light up the blond's eyes all hers could do was roll in her head. 'Gah, my first Instant Boyfriend in seduction training was harder to seduce than him!'

"Sakura-chan!" Her blue eyes filling with tears about the lengths that her friend would go to help her train. "I'll do what ever you think will help!"

"OK Naruto, all you need to do is dodge this." Sakura quickly performed several complicated hand seals, pointed her spread fingers at the nude girl, and finally exclaimed, "Shibari no jutsu!" A thin white cotton rope flew from her hands, wrapping around Naruto's thin wrists. A flick of Sakura's wrist and the end of the rope wrapped around a hook in the ceiling, suitable for hanging a potted plant from. Or if you were Anko, suspending your partner.

"Naruto, the idea was to try to dodge the technique," the other teen said in a disappointed tone. "I think I should use another technique so you remember to dodge better next time." She eyed the blond, not quite held up on her tip toes by the rope, speculatively. She grinned in a way that reminded Naruto disturbingly of that fishy looking guy from the wave country. She formed a few more fast seals, this time ending with, "Karada no jutsu!"

Naruto could only watch in horror as more ropes flew from Sakura's hands. These flying around her torso, then passing between her legs, the friction drawing a sharp gasp as they tightened. "Sakura," the girl whined, "I'm not sure I like this training!" She tried to squirm around and shift her weight to change where the rope was pressing between her legs. But that just made things worse and made her want to squirm more.

"Now, see how weak you are against the techniques they teach kunoichi Naruto?" Sakura purred as she stalked towards the suspended girl like a lioness stalking a gazelle. She reached up, and ran her nails gently down the arms of the suspended girl making her shiver. Bringing her pink lips near to the shell like ear peeking out of the blond hair, she whispered into it, "I promise I won't hurt you, the next girl ninja who does this to you probably won't be so nice."

Naruto shivered again, while she did trust her teammate with her life, this whole situation was making her feel really weird and scared. But, Sakura did have a good point, she was totally defenseless against all the techniques that the pink haired girl had demonstrated so far.

Seeing the uncertainty in the transformed boy's cerulean eyes, she decided to cut her some slack. "How about I untie your arms?" Seeing the relief plainly, she released the first technique.

Naruto winced as she lowered her arms, that position hadn't been much fun and her shoulders were a little sore. The fact that her breathing was still restricted made her realize that only the first technique used had been released. "Umm, Sakura-chan," she waved a delicate hand at the rope harness she was still wearing, "could you get rid of this one too?"

"Hmm, I think not." Her small pink tongue flicked out to moisten her lips. Unconsciously, her breathing had sped up and she was starting to flush a little on her cheeks. "Well, not for now anyway," she amended. "You were supposed to dodge that first jutsu, remember? It's hardly fair to let you out of your punishment for just standing there, right?"

Naruto thought about that for a minute, then nodded. "I guess so."

Sakura smiled, and gently slipped her arm around her friend's shoulders. "Let's go sit down for a minute," she suggested as she steered the still skittish blond towards her bed. Settling down next to Naruto, she asked, "Are your arms sore from having to stand up like that?"

Nodding Naruto said, "Yes, that hurt a little," allowing a hurt tone to creep into her voice.

"Turn around, and I'll make up for it," Sakura purred. As soon as the blond girl turned away, she brought her hands to her friend's shoulders and started to massage them gently.

"Ooh, that feels good," Naruto sighed. When Sakura reached up to run her hands through her blond hair, Naruto leaned into it, enjoying the gentle petting.

'It's so soft,' Sakura thought in surprise. Naruto's hair always looked so spiky and hard, she had just naturally expected his girl form's to be the same. In a quiet voice she said, "See Naruto, in a normal ninja fight you could easily beat me, but like this I have the upper hand."

Naruto just nodded, it felt way too good to be touched like this by the girl she'd always been attracted to. She did wonder why she wasn't bouncing off the walls like normal at the prospect of being alone with Sakura like this. 'Maybe the stone is blocking Kyubi's chakra, or maybe my girl form is just naturally more calm.' She had noticed when Ero-sennin had talked her into spending time in her girl form, she tended to be a bit calmer.

Sakura was wondering the same thing. But, due to Anko's influence, she was thinking it was due to scaring Naruto, then letting her relax and keeping her calm. Either way, she found the transformed boy a lot more tolerable like this. Not that she didn't like her normal boundless energy, but she could understand Tsunade's desire for a more calm Naruto better now. Deciding to gently escalate things, she leaned forward and wrapped her arms around her teammate, pulling her back into a tender hug. As much as she wanted to try feeling Naruto's breasts, she held off. She seemed to respond better to gentle leading over bold moves, at least in the bedroom. "Hey, Naruto?"

"Hmmm?" She replied. Her body had stiffened when she felt Sakura's arms wrap around her, and the teen's firm breasts press into her back had contributed to her starting, but she sensed no threat in the girl's moves. Sakura's moves so far beat the hell out of Jiraya badgering him into using the Sexy no jutsu and trying to grope him drunkenly. Like he would want to be touched by some drunk old pervert. 'Now, this is nice,' she decided, as she snuggled back a little against her teammate.

"Do you want to try some of the techniques I mentioned earlier?" Sakura asked, hoping very much the answer would be yes.

"Sure, if you want to," Naruto gave permission.

"I guess you've been punished long enough," Sakura said as she released the rope harness technique. "You trust me right? That I won't make fun of you for this, or use it to hurt you?"

Naruto turned her head, "Of course, we're Team 7, right? What's left of it anyway." She thought for a moment then said something that brought tears to Sakura's jade eyes, "If I can't trust you, who can I trust?"

"Naruto," she sighed as she leaned in to press her lips against her friends. 'He really is a nice guy,' she thought before all thought ground to a halt as she deepened the kiss.

It was everything Naruto had always dreamed about, the girl she loved leaning in for a kiss. Though also being a girl at the moment hadn't figured into her fantasies. Her first impression was that her lips were soft, oh so soft. Her eyes were just starting to flutter shut when she felt Sakura's lips part a little, and something slippery probe at hers. Naruto's eyes popped open as her jaw dropped, allowing Sakura to slip inside. 'Wow,' was all she managed to think before her brain shut down. She could taste the other girl's strawberry lip gloss and sweet spit, and the pleasure of her first real kiss became the whole of her world.

Sakura's eyes were heavy lidded as she pulled back from the kiss. She was gratified to see her partner followed her for a moment before her eyes also fluttered open. "Good?"

"Wow, now I know why people do that!" Naruto exclaimed.

Sakura could only smile broadly, "That's just the tip of the iceberg, want to try a few other things?"

Bright blue eyes wide and innocent, Naruto responded, "Do you even need to ask that?"

Still wanting to take things slowly and make this good for the boy turned girl, she gave her a little peck on the lips. Then one on the left corner of her lips, then one next to that, and started to trail soft kisses along her jaw. Sakura brought her left hand up, placed it on Naruko's right shoulder, and slowly guided the blond down onto the bed all the while raining gentle kisses on her friend. She felt Naruto shiver as her lips brushed the hollow under her ear. Gently nuzzling into the hollow, she could feel the blond's pulse speeding up under her lips. Extending her tongue, she oh so slowly licked up her neck.

Totally unconsciously, a soft moan came from Naruto's throat as she shivered in desire.

Confidant that her new lover was enjoying herself very much, Sakura trailed her fingers down from the girl's slim shoulder. Finally her hand reached the foxy girl's right breast, and she cupped it gently.

Naruto hissed though her teeth at the sensation. "Oh, my god!" She exclaimed her eyes shooting wide open. She had never tried anything more with the Sexy no jutsu than playing pranks, now she realized just how much she had been missing out on.

"Never tried this before?" Sakura inquired, intuiting just why her teammate was acting like she had never even touched herself before.

"No, I wish I had!" Naruto moaned as Sakura started to knead her breast gently.

"It's way better with a partner," the pink haired girl said as she first kissed her friend on the lips again, then started to kiss her way down her neck. "But, you should really try this by yourself some time, it would be a shame not to."

Sakura lifted her left leg, and straddled Naruto's hips. Now she could look down and see how cute her lover looked; blue eyes heavily lidded, whisker marks highlighted with a bright pink sexual flush, breath coming in little pants between moist lips. She kissed the hollow where Naruto's collar bone formed a little dip, then slowly grazed her lips down between the girl's breasts. Laying her head on Naruto's left breast she listened to her heart pound while she brought her delicate fingers up to trace around the blond's pink right nipple. This part always fascinated her as she watched the smooth pink nipple crinkle, harden, and point to the sky.

Naruto watched as her love slowly, reverently, brought her mouth to her nipple. She could feel her heart opening and connecting with the pink haired girl that was her whole world at the moment as their eyes met. Sooo slowly, her teammate's tongue extended, then flicked the erect nub. Naruto's head fell back onto the bed as a ragged gasp was torn from her throat. Just when she thought the electric sparks shooting around in her body couldn't become any stronger, Sakura took her nipple into her warm, wet mouth and gently sucked. "Don't stop, please god, what ever you do don't stop," she pleaded.

Sakura never stopped in her licking and sucking of the nub, she just smiled around it. As she realized she needed to speak, she took both the blond's nipples between her fingers so as to not neglect her for even a second. "As long as you don't ask me to, I won't." She leaned forward to suck the left nipple, she knew hers felt neglected if they didn't get equal attention, and all of her playmates had felt the same. Seeing how Naruto squirmed and mewled, she knew she it wouldn't take much longer for her to have her first orgasm, and Sakura definatly wanted to be eating her box when she had it.

Whining deep in her throat, Naruto protested her breasts sudden neglect. Then she felt Sakura gently drawing her nails down her sides as she knelt back on her heels. Hissing at the new pleasure she arched her back like a cat, then looked down to see what new wonder her friend would show her next.

Jade eyes heavy lidded with desire, Sakura panted, "Spread your legs for me, I'm going to show you something you will never forget." When Naruto complied she got a good look at just how detailed her technique was. Whatever sources she had based the technique on pubic hair hadn't been included, but everything else looked true to life. She took her right index finger, and traced it along the crease where her legs joined her puffy outer lips. Naruto's hips bucked and her legs involuntarily closed around Sakura's hand. 'Ooh, sensitive are we?' Sakura smiled to herself, 'This is going to be so much fun, I'm glad I decided to do this.'

Mind shut down to the bare minimum by the pleasure the other girl was showing her, all Naruto could do was writhe and moan at the gentle teasing. If she had been more experienced, she would have been impatient with how long it was taking to get to the main event. But as each new touch was something to be savored, Sakura's pace was juuuust fine with her. Then she felt the pink haired girl's warm breath tickling her between the legs and her eyes rolled back in her head.

Taking the thumb and index finger of her left hand, she spread Naruto's outer lips, bearing her hot pink, drooling inner ones. Unable, and unwilling to deny herself the pleasure, Sakura extended her tongue and took her first taste of her friend's passion. It was sweet, and sour, and salty, complex just like she was. Hearing the deep passionate moan from above, she knew for sure that Naruto would always love a good eating out. Deciding even Anko wouldn't be so cruel as to tease him anymore, she started to lap up Naruto's juices with gusto.

Breath coming in pants like she had just run ten laps around Konoha, Naruto could feel a strange sensation starting to build in her lower belly. It was a tension she had never felt before, and its intensity was growing, slowly but surely.

From the sound of her friend's moans, Sakura knew that it wouldn't be long now. She knew how good it felt to have something inside of her when she came, so she took her right index finger, rubbed it between the leaking pink lips before her. Once it was good and coated, she started to ease it into Naruto. 'My god, she is so tight!' She started making tiny circles with the tip of her finger as she worked her way inside, stretching her friend. A little way inside she encountered something she had only read about before, resistance. All her partners had been ninja, and due to the intense training regimen, by the time any of them were old enough to have any interest in sex, their hymen had long been torn. 'Oh my god, she really is a virgin!'

Naruto felt Sakura do something that hurt for the first time today, and involuntarily hissed in pain. "Hey, what is that?" She'd been hurt before, far worse than what she felt now, it was just that nothing the girl had done had hurt until now.

"Shhh," she soothed him as her finger backed off a little. "Naruto, I can put my finger all the way into you if you like, and it will feel really good. It's just that your female form has a little membrane in the way, I can break it for you if you like, it's up to you. It will hurt though."

Naruto rolled the idea around in her head. "Do it," she said quietly. "I trust you and know you wouldn't hurt me."

Feeling the weight of what she was about to do, Sakura kissed the inside of Naruto's leg tenderly, and slowly, gently, broke Naruto's maidenhead.

Her eyes flew open as she felt the slim finger tear past her seal, an involuntary yelp passing her lips. The pain was short lived, the only things to mark its passing, the trails of two tears Naruto didn't even notice she shed.

Between the girl's legs, Sakura winced in sympathy. She had heard that for regular girls it hurt badly, and she never wanted to hurt her friend like that. She gently kissed and stroked her friend's leg while holding her finger totally still so Naruto could adjust to it. When she felt the tension finally leave her body, she asked, "You alright?"

"Yes, it wasn't too bad."

"You want me to continue?"

Naruto chuckled, a little of her usual always bright spirits returning, "Do you even need to ask?" The tension that had been building in her belly had diminished, but she was still very much aroused and ready to continue.

Smiling the slim girl gave Naruto's inner thigh another tender kiss, and returned to licking her pussy. Carefully, she pulled her finger out, and saw it stained with crimson. Reverently, she popped the digit into her mouth, and sucked it clean. 'No matter what happens in the future, we will always share this special moment.' Returning to tenderly lapping at her friend's lower mouth, she carefully worked the finger back inside, just getting low, passionate moans now as she skillfully built the fire in Naruto's loins back up to a blaze. She could hear her teammate's breathing speed up, breathy pants getting faster and faster.

Naruto knew it was right to trust Sakura, she had said that a finger inside her would feel so much better, and she was right. The tension was back in her belly, and building faster this time. When she couldn't take it any longer something broke inside her, and waves of ecstasy shot through her body, obliterating consciousness in a blaze of white light.

Sakura could tell her friend was near the edge, so she was ready when Naruto locked her legs around her head, arched her back in a way that looked totally painful, and shuddered like she was having a seizure. She could feel the blond's muscles milking her finger and her fluids gushing down her hand but was unable to move due to Naruko's vice like grip with her thighs. 'If I'd known she was going to come all over the place like that, I'd have had my mouth there.'

She blinked in surprise as her friend fell bonelessly onto the mattress, breathing hard but clearly unconscious. Kneeling back onto her ankles Sakura slipped the finger she had used on Naruto into her mouth. Sucking the blond's juices off the digit with a pop, she smirked down at her, "Damn I'm good."

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"Hey brat," the growling voice behind Naruto was the first thing that indicated he wasn't in bed with Sakura. Turning around as he got up off the wet concrete floor, he found himself before the Kyubi's prison. "I want to talk with you."

"Kyubi," he gasped. 'Whatever he wants, it can't be good.'

"Me," the giant fox before him agreed. "Have fun with your little playmate?"

"Umm, err," Naruto replied.

Before he could come up with anything more coherent, the caged demon continued, "I know you had fun with her, I certainly did." With a lusty grin, the fox stretched like a giant contented cat. "Before you ask, no I didn't do anything to her. But, damn it was about time you got laid! Do you know how hard the last fourteen years have been on me?"

OK, this wasn't what he expected from the demon at all. "What are you talking about?"

"I've been trapped here, horny out of my mind, ever since that idiot sealed me into you!" The giant fox was finally back to it's normal, angry self. "He sealed me into you while I was in heat!"

As has been pointed out many times before, Naruto wasn't the brightest star in the sky, but even he could put together this. "Wait, you're a woman?"

"Surprise," the figure said as it shrunk down into a tall redheaded woman wearing only a red silk vest and shorts. The main things showing she wasn't a normal woman were the bold whisker marks on her cheeks, much like his own, red slitted eyes, pointy fox ears sticking out of her hair, and the nine tails sticking out behind her were a dead give away. "Since you finally got us laid, I decided I'd pass along a few tidbits of information."

"You're a woman?" He still wasn't able to get past that detail, the Kyubi was always spoken of in the masculine in the village.

Since the demon woman was feeling a whole lot more tolerant after getting her bad itch scratched, she just rolled her eyes and replied sarcastically, "Well, it's not like they had a chance to check under my tails as I laid waste to the village." Sobering she continued, "Which brings us to our first problem. Because of the seal that idiot came up with so you can use my chakra, it renders you largely neuter."

Seeing the boy's jaw drop unbelievingly, she continued, "It wouldn't have been a problem if he had put me into a female container, but male?" She shook her head, partially over the Fourth Hokage's stupidity and over the boy's who of course had no idea what she was talking about. "Because you are a man and I'm a woman, we cancel out. Didn't you ever wonder why everyone else in the village was so hung up on sex?"

Naruto blinked, "You mean they aren't just all perverts?"

Rolling her eyes and wondering why the hell she was bothering to try to explain this to him, she said, "No, they 'aren't just all perverts.' Well, your teachers are. Anyways, due to the stone as long as you wear it you will respond more like a normal teenager. Now that you've seen what the big deal is about, I think you will respond more normally, you just won't be as hung up on it." The woman grinned evilly, "It really is a curse, if you want to experience the normal urges of a boy your age, you have to give up your abilities. For a little while at least."

Naruto shook his head,"No way! I'm not wearing that thing just so I can be a pervert like everyone else!"

"Is your little friend a pervert?" Kyubi asked slyly. 'If Plan A doesn't work, let's give Plan B a try.'

"What, Sakura-chan a pervert?" One the one hand he wanted to defend his love from the accusation, on the other, Sakura had gone pretty far towards proving herself a pervert. "All right, maybe being a pervert isn't so bad."

The foxy woman tilted her head as she noticed something. "While I'm glad we had this talk brat, there's something going on outside you should really be aware of." She closed her eyes for a moment and a big grin split her face, "I like your little friend, she's naughty."

As Naruto slowly returned to consciousness, he heard Kyubi's parting words, "Fool around from time to time for me would you?"




Omake:

Naruto knelt between Sakura's parted thighs as he prepared to guide himself into his teammate. His swollen head parted her lips and with a pleasure filled grimace he started to push inside her hot, wet, and oh so welcoming body. Everything was going well until a certain kitsune popped uninvited into his head. Dressed in a black and red cheerleader outfit with matching pom-poms, she started to do a cheer, "Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who are we going to im-preg-nate? Pink Girl! Pink Girl! Yeahhhh!" With that she fell to her knees while she allowed her top to come up bareing her belly as she stuck it out in parody of pregnancy.

He and Sakura both looked down in shock as his erection wilted. 'Damn fox really knows how to ruin a good mood.'



Authors notes: This was just an idea I couldn't get out of my head and seemed a good way to get back into writing smut.

I wasn't really sure what to call the "Instant Boyfriend" scrolls, they were designed mostly as a way to allow the women in the story a way to practice their seduction techniques without the creepiness of them having to practice on older men. In a feudal setting like Naruto, girls about the age they graduate from the academy would have been considered largely of marryable age. Add into that the fact that a portion of people that they might have to seduce to assassinate might not go in for legal women. This way they can practice seduction, sleeping the information out of someone, and killing them all in one session without having to use a real person. They aren't a clone in that they aren't tied to the person that creates or summons them. They aren't a summon in that they have no independent existence, when they haven't been summoned, they don't exist.

Naruto isn't sterile or truly neuter, he just never felt what one would regard as normal teenage urges so everyone around him seemed a bit fixated on sex. While he does want to date and be involved with Sakura, he just doesn't have any idea what to do after the date. The girls should be helping him with that problem. Or proving that everyone is a pervert.

I do have some ideas for later chapters, but you really shouldn't hold your breath as I have several fics I've been neglecting for years. Thanks go to Warpwizard for prereading this.

Thanks to ShadowBlade539 for spotting the Souske instead of Sasuke.