Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Friends of Kyuubi ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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Friends of Kyuubi

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Excell: Yeah, hi. We are a pair of schizophrenic teenagers who reads lemons and can write absolute crap in all dear hopes it will get better over time. Sure. We so own Naruto. Let me tell `ya… ><#

Lina: But seriously, all we own of Naruto is the first DVD that we bought while we were in New York. And out of this story, we own are our OC's. Seriously, people… Common' people…

<((Tsunade's office))>

"NANI?! What do you mean by a new village that want alliance?!" Tsunade yelled at the shinobi in her office.

"That's what I said, Hokage-sama." The shinobi informed Tsunade.

"How could that be?!" Tsunade yelled out of confusion and anger.

"They are a group of ninjas and citizens that belonged to no other land and wondered together and has been a village for the past 20 years. They decided to start letting themselves known only two years ago." Answered the shinobi.

"They were in hiding for 20 years?!" Tsunade asked, even angrier now.

"H-Hai." The shinobi stuttered.

"Alright, then… What is the village called, then?" `I need to calm down… I'm scaring the poor boy…' Tsunade thought.

"Youkaigakure." The shinobi answered, noticing Tsunade had calmed down.

"So.. Village hidden in the apparitions… Such an interesting name…"

"Should we decline their offer? We could tell them to leave.."

"LEAVE? You mean that they are already here?! Why was I not informed sooner?!"

"They just came to our gates about 15 minutes ago, and they had unfamiliar symbols on their headbands as well as suspicious looks. So they are waiting at the gates with Anbu, while I went to tell you." The shinobi explained.

"Oh, ok.. Bring them to me, I will deal with them." Tsunade responded.

"Hai." With that, the shinobi disappeared in a puff of smoke.

<((Gates of Konoha))>

"Yaiba-sensei! Yaiba-sensei! Kyou-san keeps throwing rocks at me!" A girl screamed as she ran from a boy with rocks in his hands. The girl looked about 14. She had spiky emerald hair and hazel snake-like eyes. She had on a green girl's summer kimono and bandages on her legs, arms, and neck. On her hands, she had black leather gloves and on her feet, she had the usual shinobi sandals. Around her waist was her forehead protector.

"Wanizame Kyou! Stop throwing rocks at Garasu this instant!" A 19-year old told a boy. She had short black hair, which was parted to the side, and piercing golden cat-eyes. She had on a red kimono that had black roses on it. She had fingerless gloves on her hands, and the usual shinobi sandals on her feet. Her forehead protector was tied on the side of her head, making it seem like just a bandanna.

"Yes ma'am.." At that, Kyou dropped the rocks. Kyou had short pale blue hair with a few long gray strands in front, and black shark-like eyes. He had a blue and gray boy's winter kimono on. He had on samurai sandals and a forehead protector tied around his neck loosely.

"Finally you two stopped. I was about to hit the both of you." With that said, a girl jumped from the treetops. She had white hair about waist length pulled back in a ponytail with the exception of her long bangs, and she had golden cat-like eyes. She had a white and gold Chinese shirt on and faded jeans with rips at the knees. There was white fish net down to her elbows, and some right above her collarbone. She had bandages wrapped around her fists. She also had bandages on her feet, ending right above her ankles.

"Ha-Haku! Go-Gomen!" Garasu said while bowing in front of her teammate. Haku raised her fist and pulled it back, about to hit her comrade. "Haku, stop. Garasu, back up. And Haku, if you would have hit ether of your comrades, both you and I know I've told you this before, I would have hit you for them." Yaiba said as she walked between the two. "I know, I know, Yaiba-baka. And blah, blah, blah."

"Excuse me, Yaiba-taichi. Hokage-sama will see you now." A shinobi said after he appeared in a puff of smoke. "Finally, I thought I'd be here forever!" Yaiba said as she turned to face the young shinobi. "This way, ma'am." The boy said as he started to walk into the village.

Tbc… ><;;

Authoress' Notes:

Excell: OMFG that was so hard to write! ><#

Lina: Creating the look of characters, their personalities, and their names then trying to get it all in the story is not a piece of cake ether! ><##

E: I have. So much. More respect. For OC's. Now. Gomen to all of those I have insulted in the past. v_v;

L: Yeah, really! That was frickin hard trying to come up with a decent plot and some half-decent characters! In addition, to anyone who cares, please, can you e-mail us a picture of what you think the characters look like from their descriptions? We can't seem to draw them right, and showing our pitiful excuses of our characters would insult them! (They're in my head)… v_v;

E: We must have had like, 50 different ideas of how to start this story! ><;

L: And just as many for the characters! I must have had like, 27 different name ideas for their sensei alone! ><#

E: Dude, I'm never gonna dis' someone else's OC ever again… v.v

L: Unless it takes a turn for the worse and Sasuke somehow winds up falling in love with Sakura… =_=

E: And remember, flames that don't help us in any possible way will be used to burn Sakura alive at the steak like they would do to supposed witches in the 16th century. ^^

Sakura: HLMMP EEE! ASKE KUU!!! HLMMP EEE! (Trans: Help me! Sasuke-kun!!! Help me!)

L: Is it that easy to tell that we absolutely LOTHE Sakura? ^^;;

E: Maybe the fact that we have her tied to a steak, gagged, and blindfolded, with trigs and gasoline at her feet is letting them that. -.-;;

L: Nah, that can't be it. Anyway, all of you kind, caring, beautiful, fabulous people out there, please review our fic. ^^

E: You'll be mentioned in the next chapter's Authoress' Notes if you do, you lovely people, you. ^^

And for the curious people, here are the name translations:

Koneko Yaiba = Kitten Blade

Kyou Wanizame = Evil Shark

Garasu Hebi = Glass Snake

Haku Raion = White Lion

(Rough translations, I know..)

L: The weirdest names I have ever thought of and yet they are so simple. ^^

E: This is what I get when I leave it to her to make the names. -_-;;

L: So, my lovely readers, whether you love us, hate us, wish we would die because our writing sucks, or praise us because it rocks (yeah, right..), please review.

E: Sayonara, minna-san!

L: We loooove you (it's supposed to say "we love you", but I just wanted to emphasize how much we really do). ^^