Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Getting Ready... ❯ Cat fight! :) ( Chapter 2 )

 

Me no own Naruto- this is for all chappies!!!!!!!!!! Oh and hope u likey, REVIEW THOUGH FOR ALL U FREE LOADERS!!!!!!!!!

 

Cat Fight

 

 

BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP

 

Naruto opened his eyes and slammed his fist on the annoying contraption beside him. He blinked a couple times to get the hazy fog out of his eyes and slowly sat up in his bed. He felt something wet in between his legs, and some what sweaty.

 

“W- What!!!!”

 

The blond threw of the orange covers of his twin sized bed and looked down at his boxers…

 

“AWW MAN!!!!!!!!!!! What the…?”

 

Naruto looked away disgustedly and hurriedly got of his bed; and he sprinted into the bathroom across his bedroom. Naruto locked the door and flipped open the lights, he immediately covered his eyes from the bright lights and slowly adjusted his vision. He took one look at himself in the mirror and groaned in frustration. He looked terrible, his hair was sticking out on end, he was sweaty looking, his eyes looked dull and tired, and his boxers were literally dirty.

 

“Not again…” the blond mumbled as he stripped off his soiled boxers and threw them on the ground.

 

I don't even know who this guy is…Gaara…. Im not even sure I've seen him before!

 

He stepped into the shower and shivered from the cool plastic floor.

 

This is stupid! I like Sakura! I like girls! Not guys…. This is so danm wrong….

 

On went the shower, as steam poured out of the tub from the hot water.

 

Red hair… Green eyes? Who is this Gaara…? Why do I keep having these...dreams…?

 

Naruto tilted his head and let the hot water soothe his confused nerves, thank god for the invention of showers. After shampooing his hair, Naruto made sure to thoroughly clean himself up with a bar of soap and a wash cloth. Stepping out onto the rug, the blond teenager turned off the hot water and brushed his teeth, rinsed and dried himself up. Picking up his clothes, he put on a fresh pair of plaid boxers, a button down white collared shirt, and a pair of torn whitewashed jeans.

 

“Yuck.”

 

He picked up his soiled boxers from the ground with distaste and walked out of the bathroom and turned right. Picking up his soiled sheet too, he entered the laundry room and threw his dirty clothes into the laundry basket. Of course, it landed perfectly on top a mountain pile of dirty clothes.

 

“Mental note: remember to do laundry when I come home.” Naruto muttered as he switched of the lights and walked out of the room and down the hall to his bedroom.

 

I hate Mondays…

 

Naruto sighed and made a new bed in 5 minutes top, he grinned at his orange sheets; new AND clean. It was going to stay that way to. Taking a look at the alarm clock, it flashed 6: 55 in red numbers.

 

“AWW CRAP IM GOING TO BE LATE!!!!”

 

Naruto looked around frantically for his backpack and found it stuffed to the side of his wooden desk. Grabbing the heavy load, the blond raced out of his room and down the hall, taking a left, Naruto raced into his kitchen and grabbed a cookie. Looking over to his living room, which was right in front of his kitchen, he scanned it for his white converses.

 

“Found you, you little…” Naruto growled, mouth full of breakfast and slipped the loose shoes on, he gobbled down some milk and carefully tossed the dirty glass into the sink.

 

“ACK! 6: 59!” Naruto frantically skidded out of the kitchen and reached his front door, slamming it shut and locking it, the late teenager raced down 3 flights of stairs.

 

“DANM APARTMAENT!!! WHY CANT YOU HAVE AN ELAVATOR”

 

Naruto's echoes could be heard all the way down all three flights of stairs, slightly disturbing those whom were having a peaceful sleep, and others that were deeply in…ah well…other matured actions…

 

“I'm going to be late! I HATE MONDAYS!!!!”

 

He reached the last 4 steps and grabbed his black skateboard; he shot out the front doors of apartment 14 and rode to the bus stop down the corner. He could already see the yellow bus coming in the distance; which just provoked Naruto to hurry up even more.

 

“ WOHOOOOOO!”

 

Naruto jammed the railing and did a 180 combo. If he wasn't in such a hurry, he would have been pretty proud of himself, but right now, he had one thing on his mind. Mission: reach the buss stop before the bus reached it. Skidding the last couple of meters, Naruto made the stop right when the yellow contraption pulled up.

 

“Man, Naruto!”

 

The blond heaved in breaths of fresh morning air and walked up the bus steps. He mocked saluted the teenager in the back seat, while grinning.

 

“ Dude! I thought you weren't going to make it this time, MAN!” Laughed the guy in the back seat, “Shika, pay up man!”

 

“SO troublesome…” The boy right of him sighed and paid up two bucks.

 

Naruto laughed and slide in with the grinning money maker.

 

“Kiba, you betted on me?” Naruto chuckled.

 

“No, Shika stole two bucks from Uchiha and I won it from him.” Kiba nonchalantly said.

 

“Naruto, you have to learn to wake up earlier, you're so troublesome.” Shikamaru stated while getting out his I pod from his backpack.

 

“One of these days, you're not going to make it.” Said another guy in front of Kiba and Naruto.

 

“Aww, come on Shino, I'll always be there in the nick of time, because you know why? I have my trusty skateboard with me!” Naruto grinned and held up his black skateboard. It was his `lucky one'. Naruto had many skateboards, but the black one was somehow so precious to him. It had a golden 9 tailed fox design on the bottom of it, and it had just the right adjustments for Naruto to use.

 

”May the power of youth always let you be on time!” shouted the guy next to Shino.

 

Naruto laughed and looked at the mushroom head, “Danm straight Lee!”

 

Yep, the blond did always get on the bus in the nick of time. He didn't have any parents to always wake him up in the morning. He was an orphan of course, with his own job to make sure he paid the bills to his rent. But between the landlord and him, he was cut some slack. The landlord also happened to be the Hidden Leaf High school principle's wife (Jariyia's principle…I no wat o was thinking…. Lolz perverted old man in control of a high school… just imagine the chaos). She cared for Naruto as if he was her own son, and tried to persuade Naruto that he didn't have to pay the rent. But Naruto wasn't a freeloader, besides ramen that is. He refused to not pay, Tsunada- baba probably needed that money. After all, that how she profited. So on those terms, Naruto paid as often as he could and didn't take no for an answer.

 

“Yo, Naruto!” Kiba waved a hand in front of the blonds dazed out face.

 

“Huh?” Naruto blinked and looked at his beast friend.

 

“I just asked if you wanted to do homework at the Skate Park and then go for a couple spins.”

 

“YEAH! That's a great idea!” Naruto exclaimed in hyper mode.

 

His friend smiled, happy to get Naruto back to his old hyper self.

 

I hate to see him always so sad. It's not fair. Kiba let a trace of concern run through his eyes but then hid it.

 

“Shino, Shika, Lee, you guys coming?” The hyper blond asked his friends.

 

“So troublesome… fine.”

 

“YES! May the power of youth rise!”

 

“Of course.”

 

Naruto smiled a true smile. Naruto was glad to be blessed with such great friends. Kiba was his closest friend; they knew each other since pre- K, they were like brothers. Spiked brown hair and a cocky grin was how Naruto always pictured him; not to mention he was a dog lover like himself. Next was Shino, he was usually quiet- everyone made fun of his glasses and demented robes, but Naruto didn't. It was one Tuesday last year that Naruto found Shino in the lot crying because he couldn't take all the bullying. Since then, they were friends that had a mutual understanding. Shikamaru and Lee were the exact opposite but best friends, Naruto only met Lee through Shikamaru. He always wondered how someone so lazy could have some one as energetic as Lee for a friend. Lee and Naruto got off to a great start; the mushroom head loved green and the blond loved orange. It was as simple as that.

 

Naruto grinned and looked out the window, they were nearing the high school. The building didn't look to bad- it almost resembled a tower with its pointy roofs. It had a reddish hue wall color and blue roof topping. At least it didn't look like a prison; like some other Academies….

 

“We better meet Hinata and TenTen at the front of the building.” sated Kiba in a firm manner.

 

Hinata was the shyest girl in school, everyone liked to tease her because she was so unsure of herself, while her cousin, Neji Hyuuga, was one of the most wanted boy in the academy. TenTen always managed to stick up for her; she was just the opposite of timid and shy. TenTen played soccer on the girl's team, and boy; does she have on heck of a kick aim.

 

Naruto started to chuckle silently and then bursted out laughing. Lee grinned knowingly and Shikamaru sighed in a troublesome manner. Shino smiled a bit, and Kiba looked at each of his friends questionably.

 

“Yeah, Yeah, Kiba we know you like her but you don't have to stick to her like honey draws flies.” Shika sighed.

 

“You *pht like *chuckle Hinata *howls!!!!!!” Naruto laughed hysterically. He couldn't imagine them together! One shy and timid and the other a punk skater. It was hilarious.

 

“I wonder what their children would look like.” Lee exclaimed in an innocent manner.

 

Right when the mushroom head stated that question, the gang of five stopped laughing and stared at Lee. Naruto was the first one to break the ice.

 

“KIBA FUCKING HINATA????THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY 15 YEAR LIFE!!!!!!!” Naruto screamed and laughed as the bus pulled to a stop in front of the big building.

 

Even Shino laughed at the mental image.

 

They slowly stood up laughing their heads off, and retreated off the bus.

 

“NARUTO! SHIKA! SHINO! DOG BREATH! MUSHROOM HEAD!!!!” The five boys plus a blushing dog lover looked up and saw TenTen and Hinata walking their way.

 

“Yo.” Shika managed to put in troublesomely.

 

“Huh hehehe, Look Kiba, it's your future wet dream coming this way.” Naruto grinned and elbowed Kiba in a teasing manner.

 

“SHUT IT!” Kiba took Naruto in a head lock and noogied him.

 

“OWWW!!! Mercy mercy!!” Naruto cried out in pain.

 

“Hi K- Kiba…” Hinata blushed and timidly waved her delicate hand.

 

“Uh...h- hi Hinata…” Kiba dropped the head lock and started to act more of a shy manner.

 

“Jerk…” Naruto rubbed his throbbing head and flattened his dishelved hair, “He's acting like a puppy with no balls.”

 

Shika chuckled and slung his arm over Naruto in a friendly way.

 

“Let's get to class before they give us suspension.”

 

The gang walked in as Naruto and Kiba trailed behind on their skateboards.

 

“You wouldn't believe how pretty she is…” Kiba sighed.

 

Naruto rolled his eyes and grinned. “I bet you I could get a date for you, with Hinata.”

 

The dog lover almost tripped over in shock. Naruto laughed at his friend's clumsiness and looked up to see the Ice Prick laughing too. Exception: he laughed in a mocking tone.

 

“Looks like you guys need to work on your balance, if you can't skate on pavement, I don't even want to see what you look like on the rails.” Sasuke sneered and laughed.

 

“Shut it teme! Go screw your whore over there.” Naruto spat and jerked his thumb to Ino, the blond flirt. Naruto rarely ever hated anyone in his life, but Sasuke Uchiha was an exception. He was a pain in any guy's ass, well, except a few chums he hung out with. But most of the time, he was the heart throb of the entire Hidden Leaf Academy.

 

Sasuke's mocking face twisted. “What did you say dobe!”

 

He got up into Naruto's growling face and whispered.

 

“You think you're better than me? Let's just find out… Meet me in the Skate Park. Let's see how cocky you are when your face meets pavement!” Sasuke growled; they were so close that if Sasuke leaned any closer, their lips would touch.

 

Great timing, Neji Hyuuga was just walking through with the crowds with the other half of Hidden Leaf Academy's population of girls. He spotted Naruto and frowned. Neji didn't exactly like the idea of his blond hanging around the Uchiha, or at least he will be his blond soon… Quick as he could, Neji announced to his admirers to wait for him in school.

 

“Could you possibly tell sensei I will arrive later due to circumstances?” Neji politely asked one of the fan girls.

 

“Oh I will!”

 

“No, I will!”

 

The sudden rush of competitive fan girls rushed towards the entrance of the school, bowling over anyone in there way.

 

Now for Uzumaki thought Neji

 

Walking over silently, Neji approached the glaring contest and sneaked up behind the adorable blond.

 

“Fine! I WILL be there, and I WILL beat you! BELIEVE IT!” Naruto yelled into the Uchiha's face. Although Sasuke didn't flinch, he just smirked; inwardly enjoying the blonde's fevering rants.

 

“And I'll make sure your own face w- ahHH!”

 

“Narutoooo…. I don't like it when you yell so much, smile for me please?”

 

 

Neji cooed as he wrapped his arms around the blond protectively while glaring at the Uchiha. Sasuke seemed to be unfazed by this action but inside he was boiling.

 

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HE DOING??!!! Sasuke gritted his teeth and hmphed.

 

“I'll see you in the afternoon, dobe.” Sasuke walked away but stopped in mid stride when Neji's voice interrupted his plans.

 

“I don't think so, Naruto already agreed to come to the ice cream parlor and hang out there, right Naruto?” Neji smiled adorably and clung to the blond like there was no end.

 

“Ummmm, well… I already said I would go hang out at the skate park with Kiba and everyone…” Naruto stuttered, mainly because of the close intact. Then his blue eyes brightened, “What if you brought the ice cream to the skate park? There not that far away! I'll help you carry it and then I can beat that Uchiha in a skate competition! YEAH! Believe it!” Naruto grinned at his genius idea.

 

Neji frowned and Sasuke sighed, leave it to the blond to compromise and miss the whole idea.

 

“Fine, but you're still going to lose.” Sasuke taunted, and in response Naruto stuck out his tongue.

 

“Stick your tongue out only if you're going to use it…” Sasuke looked predatorily at Naruto as he blushed and quickly took his tongue back in.

 

“Sure Naruto, that's a really great idea.” Neji said, concealing his disappointment. Naruto grinned and nodded to Neji.

 

“Come on, we have Science together first remember? Let's go before we're late.” Naruto started to grab Neji's hand but was interrupted by the Uchiha.

 

“If I'm correct, we ALL have science first core.”

 

Naruto blinked and nodded slowly, “Yeah but Neji and I are lab partners and we're going to make snow today!”

 

All of a sudden, a high pitch voice came closer and Naruto had to clamp his hands over his ears to stop the horrid sound. Neji and Sasuke were unfazed because this usually happened to them everyday.

 

“Sasuke!!!! You have science with me remember?” a girl with blond hair and blue eyes ran up to him and clung to his right arm like a leech. She smiled at Neji but frowned at Naruto.

“Naruto, Sakura's looking for you.” Naruto nodded his head and looked at Neji.

 

“Let's go.” Neji grabbed the blonde's hand and led him to the big doors to Leaf Academy. Some how, Naruto could feel this prickly sense on the back of his neck. It was like someone trying to burn a whole into his neck.

 

 

Okay like I said- I don't want any freeloaders!!!! Soo put ur review right where I want em. XD l8ter

 

Naruto: YAY! Orange

Sasuke: ughh why am I fighting over that dobe?

Neji: If you don't want him then ill have him Uchiha. Plus he's probably better of with me then you.

 

Sasuke: are you trying to imply something?

 

Neji: Yes, for a genius you're quite slow.

 

Authoress: alright shuddup so I can get some rest. *grumbles

 

Neji: sure, I'll just take Naruto and lock the door…

 

Sasuke: Like hell you will!

 

Authoress: God help me.

 

Sasuke: Read

 

Naruto: AND REVIE!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

 

Authores: ARE YOUR TRYING TO DEAFEN ME!!!???

 

Everyone: *shrinks back in fright of caffeine deprived woman