Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Ghoul Instructor Naruto ❯ Morning Exercises ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Kyuubi16 
Naruto begins training the girls in Morning Exercises.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Romance / Fantasy / Hentai | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.31.2012 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 763 | Status: Completed
Naruto begins training the girls in Morning Exercises.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Romance / Fantasy / Hentai | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.31.2012 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 763 | Status: Completed
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The morning sun rose on Grimwood School & a rooster crowed to get the others up. After a while of crowing though, a disgruntled Matches came out of the window behind it & breathed fire at it, scaring it away. Miss Grimwood was up bright and early, calling all the others down.
''Kit! Wake up! It's morning!'' Kyuubi the said nudging the blond with his paw.
''Leave me alone you bastard,'' Naruto murmured in his sleep.
''How the hell can you sleep with a castle filled with sexy young pieces of asses?'' the kitsune asked as Naruto let lose a groan and sat up.
''I swear is that all you think about? Sex?''
''Well if a certain someone wasn't being a duechebag and restricting my power I could go around and destroy shit. So now I must dedicate my time to making you miserable.''
''I swear, if Kuiinshi was a fox or you were a black human you ass-holes would be just about impossible to tell apart.''
''Hey! I take offense to that...''
''Now you know how the majority of the female populous feel after spending more then an hour talking to you.''
The floating hand, known as Hand appeared in the room. It rang the bell it was carrying.
''Huh...must be time to start the day.'' Naruto stated as he got dressed and went down stairs.
"Ready for some early-morning exercise, Naruto?"
"You bet, Miss Grimwood." He replied. Naruto noticed all the Grimwood Girls had all assembled in the dance hall, all wearing tutus. ''So where are my co-workers?'' He asked looking around the room and noticing no one else was there.
''Oh, they've gone to pick up the other girls.''
''Other...girls?'' he slowly asked, repressing the urge to groan.
''Aah yes...you see we have new students joining this semester. I hope that won't be a problem?''
''No...no problem.'' Naruto turned to the girls. ''So girls,'' he slowly began. ''...is there anything on the Agenda?''
"Miss Grimwood said we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning." Sybella answered.
''Ballet? I don't know much, but maybe I can incorporate what I know with the basics. Now I do know it takes flexibility and leg strength. So I will be teaching you girls how to meditate, do yoga, and a bit of martial arts technique that puts emphasis on the lower body.'' Naruto raised his leg even to waist and with a rapid jolt shot his leg out forward and immediately spun and shot out the other leg. Quick, precise, and often brutal if used on another opponent and it connects. The focus and precision can serve you well.''
The girls tried to imitate and between not using their bodies in such way or a lack of coordination nearly failed or trip.
''Of course I don't expect you to get it right on your first try.''
"Looks like Naruto's got the ballet class started. Hand put on a little music for them will you, dear?'' The disembodied hand then went over to a gramophone, turned the crank a little, and put the needle on the record. It then returned to turning the crank, making music start to play. ''We'll start with something a little simpler. While traveling in a circle spin several times in both directions, only stopping between each spin to rotate in the different direction. The sooner your body gets used to different means of rapid movement the easier it will be the progress.''
"Oh, we'll be in great shape when we take on those Calloway Cadets at Sports Events." Sybella said. After a bit, the disembodied hand began to turn the crank more slowly, making Naruto and the Grimwood Girls dance slowly along with it. Miss Grimwood then approached the hand, looking annoyed a bit.
"Tempo. Tempo." Miss Grimwood said, wagging a finger at the hand. The hand let go of the crank & let itself get some rest before it went back to turning the crank, & faster this time. This made everybody else dance faster. Elsa stepped on Tanice's wrappings at the same time she did a pirouette, making her wrappings come off a bit.
"Ooooh." Tanice said. "Ballet really makes me unwind." She then did a pirouette on the opposite direction from last time, and rewound her wrappings. Meanwhile, nobody in the room were aware that they were being watched from outside.
"I have made visual contact by scope." A boy's voice said. "Looks like those girls are performing some sort of weird ritual."
"I'm not surprised." Another boy's voice said. "It's Halloween all year long at that old Grimwood place." Several boys in blue military uniforms were monitoring the girls and Naruto through their window with a large scope.
"Hey, they've got a new student." The boy looking through the scope said, seeing Luigi & Toad dancing. "A tall blond thing with what looks like whiskers.''
"Hey, let me see, Miguelle." A fat cadet said, grabbing the handles on the scope.
"Careful, Grunt." The cadet monitoring the girls, Miguelle, said. "That new scope has a-" But before Miguelle could finish, the fat cadet, Grunt, made him drop the scope on on Grunt's head, and the headphones clamp around Miguelle's ears. "Trigger-r-r-r." Miguelle finished, shaking from the shock. The tiny cadet then looked off somewhere else and saw something that made him get the older blonde cadet's attention.
"Todd, it… " He said, poking the tall blonde cadet, Todd's, attention. "It's Colonel Calloway." This made Todd jump & turn in the direction Colonel Calloway was approaching then from.
"'Ten SHUN!" He shouted, making all the other cadets, except Miguelle who was shaking too much, salute. A man in a blue Colonel's uniform with a sticking out chin, big nose, & sticking out mustache then approached, presumably the person was Colonel Calloway.
"At ease, men." Colonel Calloway said, making the cadets stop saluting. Colonel Calloway then saw Miguelle, who was still shaking. "I said "at ease", cadet." Calloway said to him. Miguelle then put his own hands on his ears to try and stop the shaking, to little avail. Grunt then held him still to help him finally stop the shaking. Miguelle looked at Grunt gratefully.
"Thanks, Grunt." He said. "I needed that." Colonel Calloway noticed the bent scope & looked through the end that usually picks up what users try to see.
"I see you have been observing your opponents." He said.
"Yes Sir." Todd said. "Calloway Cadets are always prepared." Colonel Calloway then held up a volleyball, not looking too impressed at what his cadets were doing.
"But you haven't been practicing. At the end of the year the Committee will arrived like they do every year and judge your academic and sports performance. It's only because those girls are so disorganized and not as ac-knowledgeable to human sport events that we come ahead. After all, their sports events are far too rigorous for human players.'' He said, dribbling the volleyball on the ground. He then passed it to Grunt, who caught it in his hands.
"No problem, we always beat those girls." Grunt said. He then volleyed the ball. The ball flew over the net, bounced off some trees, and flew back at them all.
"Hit the deck!" Colonel Calloway shouted, ducking onto the ground. The Calloway cadets also dodged the runaway ball, which flies through the hedge into Grimwood's year.
"As you can see, sir." Todd said as he & grunt helped Colonel Calloway to his feet. "With Grunt here and his dynamite arm we got them beat from volleyball to shock put."
"So I noticed." Colonel Calloway said, dusting himself off.
"It's all in the wrist, sir." Grunt replied.
"Uh, you could use some work on your control." Colonel Calloway complemented. "Keep up the good work." He said, saluting, before walking off.
"Yes, sir." The cadets said, saluting.
"Our ball is now in Grimwood territory." A tall black cadet said, pointing to the hedge behind him. "Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it."
"Good idea, Jamal." Todd said. "Front and center, Grunt." He said to Grunt. "Lead the way!"
"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGE!" Grunt shouted, running towards the hedge full force. He then ran through the hedge with the other cadets behind him. However, as soon as they entered Grimwood's yard, they saw something that made Grunt stop, & made all the other cadets run into him. "Uh oh." He said. Matches was holding onto the volleyball, & didn't look too happy too see the Calloway cadets. His tail turned red.
"It's the Grimwood's weird guard dog." Todd said, pointing at Matches. "And he looks mucho hot under the collar."
"Easy, boy." The tall black cadet, Jamal, said, approaching Matches with his hands up. "We just want our ball." The answer was, however, ducking a fireball produced by Matches. "But I think he wants to keep it." He said, turning to run away.
"Cadets, advance to the rear." Todd said, as he & the other cadets turned & started running. "...and step on it!" He said as he & the other cadets began running from Matches. Matches blew a breath of fire at them as they ran back through the hedge to Calloway grounds.
Panting and running from Matches flame, '' I… I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short." Matches just chuckled to himself and carried there ball off.
Back at Grimwood school, a drawbridge on the side of the building went down over the river, Naruto and the girls, clad in jogging suits.
''Alright girls, nothing like a jog to the heart pumping. Your bodies will definitely start to dev-er, become more lean as a result.'' Damn Baka-Fox and his comments.
"Ah, there's nothing like feeling the wind running through your hair." Sybella said, holding her hair in the breeze.
"This is good for the heart." Elsa commented. "Mine are both beating fast."
"AWOOOOOOOOOOOO." Winnie howled. "How ya doin', Tanice?"
"Great, Winnie." Tanice said. "I've got built-in legwarmers."
''This physical activity is must Reinvigorating,'' Spoke Zula, the Martian.
Meanwhile, Matches was digging a hole in the ground next to the volleyball, obviously intending to have the volleyball buried. Naruto and the Grimwood girls then ran over him.
"Hey, if it isn't the little dragon. Won't to join us? Maybe some exercise will help you hit that most needed growth spurt.'' This however, only prompted Matches to rear his head and growl at Naruto before continuing with his digging. "Geeze sorry I ask...let's continue girls.'' He said as he led them through the trees. ''Running through the trees will test your dexterity to keep running through uneven ground and test your reflexes.
"I just love running through the trees." Elsa said. Phantasma ran by Elsa, and literally ran through a tree.
"Me too." She giggled. Elsa ran past Naruto.
"Last one's a rotten apple." Elsa said. At that moment, an avalanche of green apples fell on Naruto who rolled forward and stopped in a crouch position. ''Don't see that everyday. Unless it's in a cartoon.'' Naruto grabbed an apple. ''Might as well snack on one,'' Naruto said taking a bite. His left eye twitched as he looked at the apple. ''Ok that's...unusual. Tastes like it my be going bad.'' '
Sybella then approached him.
"Oh, these are crab apples, coach." She said. "Don't you like them? They're fangtastic." She then practically shoveled a crab apple halfway into her mouth before she sucked it dry.
'Oh God!' Naruto thought as a part of him started to stand to attention.'Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Kyuubi's fur shaved off.' A smile came to Naruto's face. Funny would work.
''Allow me to give you a hand coach,'' Sybella said extending an arm.
''Thanks,'' He said as he was practically jerked to his feet. 'Damn! Must be that Vampire stre-is she rubbing my arm?'
''My coach...you see...so fit,'' She said in that sensuous tone of his. 'No! Bad Naruto! She's one of your students. No matter how badly you want to tap...''
''Hey coach! Come on! What are you waiting around for?'' Winnie said as she ran up and started pulling Naruto.
Naruto could have swore he saw sparks flickered to life as the two girls eyes met.
Meanwhile, Matches was putting the volleyball in the hole he had dug and was filling it with dirt, when a voice got his attention.
"Matches!" It shouted. Matches turned & saw Miss Grimwood approaching him with the disembodied hand, both looking very cross. "How many times do I have to tell you, don't dig in the pumpkin patch!" She said, wagging her finger at Matches along with the disembodied hand. "We need them all for our Halloween open house." She said as the disembodied hand carved a Jack-O-Lantern from a pumpkin. "And you certainly can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern." She said, pointing to the volleyball Matches buried. "Now, get rid of it." She ordered. With that, Matches dug up the ball and carried it off, grumbling. Meanwhile, the short Calloway cadet was filling a red balloon with water. He finished filling it.
"Here's another water balloon, Grunt." He said, handing it to Grunt.
"What are these for anyway, Todd?" Grunt asked, handing the water balloon to Todd.
"It's ammunition." Todd replied.
"Check, ammunition." Jamal said, writing on a clipboard. He then turned his head somewhere else. "How that new bazooka coming, Miguelle?" He asked. Miguelle was busy assembling a bazooka.
"Patience guys." He said. "This is surplus surplus. Some assembly IS required." He then managed to get it out together. "There." He said. Jamal & Todd walked over to him.
"Check, bazooka." Jamal said, checking off his list. Grunt then approached them.
"Is this gonna help us get our ball back, Jamal?" He asked.
"Check, affirmative." Jamal said, finishing off his list. Miguelle then approached Todd.
"Uh, maybe we should test this out first." Miguelle said.
"Good idea, Miguelle." Todd said. Miguelle then turned around with the bazooka on his shoulder. "But not until I say "fire"." He then looked at the water balloon in his hand. "This should put out that pup's fire." He said to himself. Unfortunately, Miguelle heard him.
"Fire?" He said, thinking he was ordered to fire.
"No!" Todd shouted, trying to get Miguelle to stop. "Not-" However, he couldn't finish, as Miguelle fired the bazooka, & the air escaping from the back of the bazooka sent him flying through the air. "YEEEEEEET!" He yelled as he flew through the air. He then landed on Colonel Calloway, splashing the water balloon in his face.
"Cadet Rover!" Colonel Calloway said, his voice muffled. "What is the meaning of this?"
"I-I can explain everything, sir." Todd said, pulling the balloon off of Colonel Calloway's face. Jamal check off something on his clipboard.
"Check, we're in trouble." Jamal said, nervous as to what Colonel Calloway would do to them. Matches, meanwhile, walked up to the hedge separating Grimwood School & Calloway. He then volleyed the ball over the fence.
"The volleyball was missing in action, sir." Todd explained.
"So we planned a recovery action." Jamal explained. Right at that moment, the volleyball they lost bounced off of Colonel Calloway's head & landed in the short cadet's hands.
"I'm the one in need of recovery!" Colonel Calloway said, rubbing his head. "Now report to the volleyball field, at once!" He ordered.
"Yes, sir!" The Calloway cadets said. They then ran towards the field.
"Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!" He shouted as the Calloway cadets ran towards the field. However, Jamal immediately stopped & handed Calloway his soaked hat.
"Your hat, Colonel Calloway." He said. Colonel Calloway took it, smiling softly & satisfied.
"Thank you, cadet Williams." He said before Jamal continued on his way to the volleyball field. Colonel Calloway put the hat on his head, only to have it shrink. He looked up at it upon feeling it shrink. It was now a sixth of its original size. "For nothing." Colonel Calloway said to himself.
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The morning sun rose on Grimwood School & a rooster crowed to get the others up. After a while of crowing though, a disgruntled Matches came out of the window behind it & breathed fire at it, scaring it away. Miss Grimwood was up bright and early, calling all the others down.
''Kit! Wake up! It's morning!'' Kyuubi the said nudging the blond with his paw.
''Leave me alone you bastard,'' Naruto murmured in his sleep.
''How the hell can you sleep with a castle filled with sexy young pieces of asses?'' the kitsune asked as Naruto let lose a groan and sat up.
''I swear is that all you think about? Sex?''
''Well if a certain someone wasn't being a duechebag and restricting my power I could go around and destroy shit. So now I must dedicate my time to making you miserable.''
''I swear, if Kuiinshi was a fox or you were a black human you ass-holes would be just about impossible to tell apart.''
''Hey! I take offense to that...''
''Now you know how the majority of the female populous feel after spending more then an hour talking to you.''
The floating hand, known as Hand appeared in the room. It rang the bell it was carrying.
''Huh...must be time to start the day.'' Naruto stated as he got dressed and went down stairs.
"Ready for some early-morning exercise, Naruto?"
"You bet, Miss Grimwood." He replied. Naruto noticed all the Grimwood Girls had all assembled in the dance hall, all wearing tutus. ''So where are my co-workers?'' He asked looking around the room and noticing no one else was there.
''Oh, they've gone to pick up the other girls.''
''Other...girls?'' he slowly asked, repressing the urge to groan.
''Aah yes...you see we have new students joining this semester. I hope that won't be a problem?''
''No...no problem.'' Naruto turned to the girls. ''So girls,'' he slowly began. ''...is there anything on the Agenda?''
"Miss Grimwood said we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning." Sybella answered.
''Ballet? I don't know much, but maybe I can incorporate what I know with the basics. Now I do know it takes flexibility and leg strength. So I will be teaching you girls how to meditate, do yoga, and a bit of martial arts technique that puts emphasis on the lower body.'' Naruto raised his leg even to waist and with a rapid jolt shot his leg out forward and immediately spun and shot out the other leg. Quick, precise, and often brutal if used on another opponent and it connects. The focus and precision can serve you well.''
The girls tried to imitate and between not using their bodies in such way or a lack of coordination nearly failed or trip.
''Of course I don't expect you to get it right on your first try.''
"Looks like Naruto's got the ballet class started. Hand put on a little music for them will you, dear?'' The disembodied hand then went over to a gramophone, turned the crank a little, and put the needle on the record. It then returned to turning the crank, making music start to play. ''We'll start with something a little simpler. While traveling in a circle spin several times in both directions, only stopping between each spin to rotate in the different direction. The sooner your body gets used to different means of rapid movement the easier it will be the progress.''
"Oh, we'll be in great shape when we take on those Calloway Cadets at Sports Events." Sybella said. After a bit, the disembodied hand began to turn the crank more slowly, making Naruto and the Grimwood Girls dance slowly along with it. Miss Grimwood then approached the hand, looking annoyed a bit.
"Tempo. Tempo." Miss Grimwood said, wagging a finger at the hand. The hand let go of the crank & let itself get some rest before it went back to turning the crank, & faster this time. This made everybody else dance faster. Elsa stepped on Tanice's wrappings at the same time she did a pirouette, making her wrappings come off a bit.
"Ooooh." Tanice said. "Ballet really makes me unwind." She then did a pirouette on the opposite direction from last time, and rewound her wrappings. Meanwhile, nobody in the room were aware that they were being watched from outside.
"I have made visual contact by scope." A boy's voice said. "Looks like those girls are performing some sort of weird ritual."
"I'm not surprised." Another boy's voice said. "It's Halloween all year long at that old Grimwood place." Several boys in blue military uniforms were monitoring the girls and Naruto through their window with a large scope.
"Hey, they've got a new student." The boy looking through the scope said, seeing Luigi & Toad dancing. "A tall blond thing with what looks like whiskers.''
"Hey, let me see, Miguelle." A fat cadet said, grabbing the handles on the scope.
"Careful, Grunt." The cadet monitoring the girls, Miguelle, said. "That new scope has a-" But before Miguelle could finish, the fat cadet, Grunt, made him drop the scope on on Grunt's head, and the headphones clamp around Miguelle's ears. "Trigger-r-r-r." Miguelle finished, shaking from the shock. The tiny cadet then looked off somewhere else and saw something that made him get the older blonde cadet's attention.
"Todd, it… " He said, poking the tall blonde cadet, Todd's, attention. "It's Colonel Calloway." This made Todd jump & turn in the direction Colonel Calloway was approaching then from.
"'Ten SHUN!" He shouted, making all the other cadets, except Miguelle who was shaking too much, salute. A man in a blue Colonel's uniform with a sticking out chin, big nose, & sticking out mustache then approached, presumably the person was Colonel Calloway.
"At ease, men." Colonel Calloway said, making the cadets stop saluting. Colonel Calloway then saw Miguelle, who was still shaking. "I said "at ease", cadet." Calloway said to him. Miguelle then put his own hands on his ears to try and stop the shaking, to little avail. Grunt then held him still to help him finally stop the shaking. Miguelle looked at Grunt gratefully.
"Thanks, Grunt." He said. "I needed that." Colonel Calloway noticed the bent scope & looked through the end that usually picks up what users try to see.
"I see you have been observing your opponents." He said.
"Yes Sir." Todd said. "Calloway Cadets are always prepared." Colonel Calloway then held up a volleyball, not looking too impressed at what his cadets were doing.
"But you haven't been practicing. At the end of the year the Committee will arrived like they do every year and judge your academic and sports performance. It's only because those girls are so disorganized and not as ac-knowledgeable to human sport events that we come ahead. After all, their sports events are far too rigorous for human players.'' He said, dribbling the volleyball on the ground. He then passed it to Grunt, who caught it in his hands.
"No problem, we always beat those girls." Grunt said. He then volleyed the ball. The ball flew over the net, bounced off some trees, and flew back at them all.
"Hit the deck!" Colonel Calloway shouted, ducking onto the ground. The Calloway cadets also dodged the runaway ball, which flies through the hedge into Grimwood's year.
"As you can see, sir." Todd said as he & grunt helped Colonel Calloway to his feet. "With Grunt here and his dynamite arm we got them beat from volleyball to shock put."
"So I noticed." Colonel Calloway said, dusting himself off.
"It's all in the wrist, sir." Grunt replied.
"Uh, you could use some work on your control." Colonel Calloway complemented. "Keep up the good work." He said, saluting, before walking off.
"Yes, sir." The cadets said, saluting.
"Our ball is now in Grimwood territory." A tall black cadet said, pointing to the hedge behind him. "Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it."
"Good idea, Jamal." Todd said. "Front and center, Grunt." He said to Grunt. "Lead the way!"
"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGE!" Grunt shouted, running towards the hedge full force. He then ran through the hedge with the other cadets behind him. However, as soon as they entered Grimwood's yard, they saw something that made Grunt stop, & made all the other cadets run into him. "Uh oh." He said. Matches was holding onto the volleyball, & didn't look too happy too see the Calloway cadets. His tail turned red.
"It's the Grimwood's weird guard dog." Todd said, pointing at Matches. "And he looks mucho hot under the collar."
"Easy, boy." The tall black cadet, Jamal, said, approaching Matches with his hands up. "We just want our ball." The answer was, however, ducking a fireball produced by Matches. "But I think he wants to keep it." He said, turning to run away.
"Cadets, advance to the rear." Todd said, as he & the other cadets turned & started running. "...and step on it!" He said as he & the other cadets began running from Matches. Matches blew a breath of fire at them as they ran back through the hedge to Calloway grounds.
Panting and running from Matches flame, '' I… I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short." Matches just chuckled to himself and carried there ball off.
Back at Grimwood school, a drawbridge on the side of the building went down over the river, Naruto and the girls, clad in jogging suits.
''Alright girls, nothing like a jog to the heart pumping. Your bodies will definitely start to dev-er, become more lean as a result.'' Damn Baka-Fox and his comments.
"Ah, there's nothing like feeling the wind running through your hair." Sybella said, holding her hair in the breeze.
"This is good for the heart." Elsa commented. "Mine are both beating fast."
"AWOOOOOOOOOOOO." Winnie howled. "How ya doin', Tanice?"
"Great, Winnie." Tanice said. "I've got built-in legwarmers."
''This physical activity is must Reinvigorating,'' Spoke Zula, the Martian.
Meanwhile, Matches was digging a hole in the ground next to the volleyball, obviously intending to have the volleyball buried. Naruto and the Grimwood girls then ran over him.
"Hey, if it isn't the little dragon. Won't to join us? Maybe some exercise will help you hit that most needed growth spurt.'' This however, only prompted Matches to rear his head and growl at Naruto before continuing with his digging. "Geeze sorry I ask...let's continue girls.'' He said as he led them through the trees. ''Running through the trees will test your dexterity to keep running through uneven ground and test your reflexes.
"I just love running through the trees." Elsa said. Phantasma ran by Elsa, and literally ran through a tree.
"Me too." She giggled. Elsa ran past Naruto.
"Last one's a rotten apple." Elsa said. At that moment, an avalanche of green apples fell on Naruto who rolled forward and stopped in a crouch position. ''Don't see that everyday. Unless it's in a cartoon.'' Naruto grabbed an apple. ''Might as well snack on one,'' Naruto said taking a bite. His left eye twitched as he looked at the apple. ''Ok that's...unusual. Tastes like it my be going bad.'' '
Sybella then approached him.
"Oh, these are crab apples, coach." She said. "Don't you like them? They're fangtastic." She then practically shoveled a crab apple halfway into her mouth before she sucked it dry.
'Oh God!' Naruto thought as a part of him started to stand to attention.'Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Kyuubi's fur shaved off.' A smile came to Naruto's face. Funny would work.
''Allow me to give you a hand coach,'' Sybella said extending an arm.
''Thanks,'' He said as he was practically jerked to his feet. 'Damn! Must be that Vampire stre-is she rubbing my arm?'
''My coach...you see...so fit,'' She said in that sensuous tone of his. 'No! Bad Naruto! She's one of your students. No matter how badly you want to tap...''
''Hey coach! Come on! What are you waiting around for?'' Winnie said as she ran up and started pulling Naruto.
Naruto could have swore he saw sparks flickered to life as the two girls eyes met.
Meanwhile, Matches was putting the volleyball in the hole he had dug and was filling it with dirt, when a voice got his attention.
"Matches!" It shouted. Matches turned & saw Miss Grimwood approaching him with the disembodied hand, both looking very cross. "How many times do I have to tell you, don't dig in the pumpkin patch!" She said, wagging her finger at Matches along with the disembodied hand. "We need them all for our Halloween open house." She said as the disembodied hand carved a Jack-O-Lantern from a pumpkin. "And you certainly can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern." She said, pointing to the volleyball Matches buried. "Now, get rid of it." She ordered. With that, Matches dug up the ball and carried it off, grumbling. Meanwhile, the short Calloway cadet was filling a red balloon with water. He finished filling it.
"Here's another water balloon, Grunt." He said, handing it to Grunt.
"What are these for anyway, Todd?" Grunt asked, handing the water balloon to Todd.
"It's ammunition." Todd replied.
"Check, ammunition." Jamal said, writing on a clipboard. He then turned his head somewhere else. "How that new bazooka coming, Miguelle?" He asked. Miguelle was busy assembling a bazooka.
"Patience guys." He said. "This is surplus surplus. Some assembly IS required." He then managed to get it out together. "There." He said. Jamal & Todd walked over to him.
"Check, bazooka." Jamal said, checking off his list. Grunt then approached them.
"Is this gonna help us get our ball back, Jamal?" He asked.
"Check, affirmative." Jamal said, finishing off his list. Miguelle then approached Todd.
"Uh, maybe we should test this out first." Miguelle said.
"Good idea, Miguelle." Todd said. Miguelle then turned around with the bazooka on his shoulder. "But not until I say "fire"." He then looked at the water balloon in his hand. "This should put out that pup's fire." He said to himself. Unfortunately, Miguelle heard him.
"Fire?" He said, thinking he was ordered to fire.
"No!" Todd shouted, trying to get Miguelle to stop. "Not-" However, he couldn't finish, as Miguelle fired the bazooka, & the air escaping from the back of the bazooka sent him flying through the air. "YEEEEEEET!" He yelled as he flew through the air. He then landed on Colonel Calloway, splashing the water balloon in his face.
"Cadet Rover!" Colonel Calloway said, his voice muffled. "What is the meaning of this?"
"I-I can explain everything, sir." Todd said, pulling the balloon off of Colonel Calloway's face. Jamal check off something on his clipboard.
"Check, we're in trouble." Jamal said, nervous as to what Colonel Calloway would do to them. Matches, meanwhile, walked up to the hedge separating Grimwood School & Calloway. He then volleyed the ball over the fence.
"The volleyball was missing in action, sir." Todd explained.
"So we planned a recovery action." Jamal explained. Right at that moment, the volleyball they lost bounced off of Colonel Calloway's head & landed in the short cadet's hands.
"I'm the one in need of recovery!" Colonel Calloway said, rubbing his head. "Now report to the volleyball field, at once!" He ordered.
"Yes, sir!" The Calloway cadets said. They then ran towards the field.
"Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!" He shouted as the Calloway cadets ran towards the field. However, Jamal immediately stopped & handed Calloway his soaked hat.
"Your hat, Colonel Calloway." He said. Colonel Calloway took it, smiling softly & satisfied.
"Thank you, cadet Williams." He said before Jamal continued on his way to the volleyball field. Colonel Calloway put the hat on his head, only to have it shrink. He looked up at it upon feeling it shrink. It was now a sixth of its original size. "For nothing." Colonel Calloway said to himself.