Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Ghoul Instructor Naruto ❯ First Day of Class ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Kyuubi16 
Its the first day of class and Naruto gauges where his students physical abilities are at.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Romance / Fantasy / Hentai | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.09.2012 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 745 | Status: Completed
Its the first day of class and Naruto gauges where his students physical abilities are at.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Romance / Fantasy / Hentai | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.09.2012 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 745 | Status: Completed
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Naruto was informed on why exactly he was hired. Once a year for a week a council, made of both human and monsters would come judge the schools which hold a yearly contest. The contest is a mixture of things from Sports, Academics, and the knowledge one school had of the other side as they referred. With this Naruto was finally beginning to get some answers to the questions he had. He thought it was quite odd that a group of monster girls, which including a vampire and werewolf would loose to a physical game against normal humans. That didn't make any sort off sense no mater what way you looked at it.
Apparently there were several team events and the girls were the very definition of an unorganized team. Winnie was there ace in the hole, she was easily the most athletic but lacked restraint or finesse. Tannis and Elsa on the other hand were more or less on the less nimble side. And Naruto hadn't formed any ideas on the others yet. Naruto decided a quick dip in the pool would help him relax. Thankfully enough the school had some nice facilities. After a cool refreshing Swim Naruto showered up and got dressed in a black jogging suit as he met his class down by the track.
''Morning girls,'' He greeted with a friendly smile.
''Morning Coach/Mr Uzumaki,'' They chimed.
''Now I hope your all ready for today's first official class. Before we get into anything heavy like weight lifting or runs I found it prudent to start one of the forms of exercise. Now there are many forms such as speed training, body weight training, aerobic exercise, resistance training, and other types of training. Will be alternating out each day with the exercises until I can figure something that suits you. Will start out first rotation with strength training and the exercise I chose is squat. Who can tell me what a squat is.'' A few girls raised there hands.
''Aah yes Drativa.
''The squat is an exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips, and buttocks, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments, and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body. Squats are considered a vital exercise for increasing the strength and size of the legs and buttocks. Although the squat has long been a basic element of weight training, it has in recent years been the subject of considerable controversy.''
''Aah yes...thank you Drativa for that rather detailed explanation.'' Naruto clasped his hands together. ''Most people overlook the value of exercise and exercising correctly. You can exercise all you want, but if you do it incorrectly you can severely hurt yourself. Each type of exercise has a means of improving the part of the body as a matter of speaking. As Drativa said this exercise will train the muscle in your thighs, hips, and buttocks. But can injure your lumbar spine and knees if done incorrectly. So any volunteers to help me demonstrate? If helps if you're plenty limber?''
As he finished question Winne was already up to her feet. She practically bounced over to Naruto with a toothy grin. ''Will I do coach? I can practically stretch in every sort of position imaginable.'' She said with a grin.
Naruto shook his head, chasing away the thought. Naruto picked up one of the pieces of equipment, a fifteen pound bar. ''This is the back squat,'' He started as the girls watched him attentively. He place the bar on the back of Winnie's body at the base of her neck or in other terms lower cross the upper back. ''Now to being ne starts in a standing position in which Winne is now. Weights are often used, either in the hand or as a bar braced across the trapezius muscle in the upper back. The movement involves bending the knees and hips to lower the torso and accompanying weight, then returning to the upright position. I won't bore you will all the details about the name of muscles, bones, and such. Winnie if you mind demonstrating.''
The female lycan gave a nod and bent her knees and hips and lowered her torso and returned to upright position with ease.
''The front squat is similar with the exception the barbell is held in front of the body. There are other squats as well such as the Body weight squat done with no weight or barbells, but other then that I don't think we'll be covering the rest of them anytime soon. Since there are four barbells I'll be added on a weight of twenty five on each side; at which you girls can rotate out doing sets of twenty five until I call time or you become tired. Sibella, Marian, and Heat why don't you join Winnie,'' Naruto added as he stepped back.
Naruto gauged the girls for about half an hour. Out of the all the girls Ace and Elsa seemed physically to be the strongest as they had no trouble at all with the weight. It took Winnie a bit to get used too and she got it as well and sometime after Sibella. With the exception of Tanis, Marian, and Drativa who were having a bit of trouble; the way they lived theirs lives and background most obviously not a physically productive life style had to adjust to smaller weights with the other girls being placed in the middle. Another half hour had passed until Naruto told them to stop when most of the girls started to complain about muscle pain.
''Muscle pain is letting you know your actually getting a good work. There are five simple steps. The first would be some over the counter analgesic...'' He stopped noticing to confused faces on most of the girls. ''It's a type of cream or medication.'' He finished using simpler terms. After all the castle did have a 17th or 18th century feel so it was kind of understandable if they didn't have too much modern knowledge or appliances. Thank god at the very least the toilet facilities were up to date.''
''Well the second way would be to soak our aching muscles in warm water. Luckily enough I brought some stuff with me known as Epson salt that relaxes the nerves and draws toxins from the body and heals cuts and bruises...'' Naruto then stopped to wonder something. These girls were so different biologically from him there was no telling what kind of effect the salt would have on them. ''We may have to hold on that though...''
''Don't massages also help coach? '' Winnie interjected. ''With those strong and firm looking hands you seem like you would be good at it.'' The last word spoken in a faint whisper.
''Down girl,'' Sibella chided in that whispery yet seductive tone of hers. ''We don't need you scaring off this coach like the last one with your brashness.''
''That's funny bats. As I recall you were the wanted that wanted a little taste of his blood as I recall,'' The Lycan retorted.
Before the Vampiress could launch her all comeback Naruto spoke,''Since you both find it so prudent to snip at each other while I'm trying to teach you can continue doing so. While running laps around the mansion,'' Both looked gobsmacked at this.
''But Coach...'' They started to protest, but Naruto would have none of it.
''But nothing...I came here to teach not to break of bickering between two teenagers. And don't even think about trying to sneak away,'' With a snap of his finger a human sized puff equivalent to his size materialized. Out of it came a copy of himself. The girls looked at all at the second Naruto.''This is one of my techniques. I'm not a normal human being or not much human anymore to be honest. This is a Shadow Doppelganger made out of chakra. Everything he knows I learn upon dispelling. So if he catches you girls doing something you're not suppose to be doing I'll know. And if any of you are thinking of running interference don't bother. I can make up to a thousand of them with ease at a time.''
The more mischievous of the girls paled at this. So much for having fun at the dispense of there new teacher. ''Sibella...Winnie, what are you waiting for? My clone will tell you when you girls can stop.''
Both Lycan and Vampire shot the other a nasty look before they had to go about their laps. Not wanting to test out their gym teacher and discovering any more surprises.
''Are they also like that?'' Naruto asked, turning to the Frankenteen Elsa.
''Always,'' She said with a sigh. ''Those two have been doing at it as far as I can remember. I think its a Vampire and Werewolf thing.''
Naruto nodded his head. From movies to literature encompassing his world and the next Vampire and Lycans always seemed to be closely connected; from coming to the same source to being mortal enemies as to where only a creature from one side could kill the most powerful of the other who had evolved beyond the conventional means of killing creatures from that race.
''Hey Coach mind if I hit the water? I'm feeling a bit dry,'' Marian, the sea creature spoke up. Marian had a condition like most sea creatures where she couldn't stay out of the water too long; especially when physically pushed. Just like Heat whom he was told didn't do well in cold weather for obvious reason.
''Sure go ahead...I'll send a Kagebunshin later with a list of things the rest of us cover while your taking a soak.'''
'Thanks Coach.,'' She said flashing him a grateful smile that looked rather predatory.
Naruto exhaled as he tried to keep his wits about him. Of course it didn't help when Kyuubi popped up from behind the bush holding a sign. 'He doesn't have a thumb? How the hell is he holding up a sign?' Naruto thought in amazement. ''You girls go on ahead and jog back to the mansion. Take a small break and when I get there we can began the next exercise.''
With an ok Coach the girls walked back in the mansion, or in Phantasma's case floated. Since she was a Phantom it wasn't like she could build muscle nor did she have limited stamina. It was goign to be a pain in the ass trying to figure out how to teach her. Not to mention he hadn't even began the other girls cases.
'Kit! Kiiiiit!''
''I heard you, ya bastard. What do you want Kyuubi?''
''Kit answer me this honestly. Are you retarded?'' The Kitsune asked as Naruto frowned. Now Naruto known as a once demonic beast of destruction that wiped out entire villages with a flick of its tail the demonic fox didn't care about offending people. Hell Naruto himself didn't care half the time, but there were times that one should show some decent. Even if he was sometimes blunt as the Kitsune before him; those incidents in where he was blunt the people deserve them.
''First of all Kyuubi. Kiss my yellow ass. Second what the hell is that for you idgit?''
The miniature nine-tails snorted. ''I'm talking about the Vampire and Werewolf chick. Did you not seem eye-fucking you or is there another Hinata situation because the fact that even I knew before you did shows how unobservant you can be.''
''You're such a little penis you know that Kyuubi? And that was a fucking low blow. Yes I noticed I'm not stupid...''
''History says otherwise.''
''Unlike you...I'm not an uncaring perverted ass-hole who all he thinks about is fucking.''
''Hey...I think about killing, sleeping, eating, drinking, socializing, stealing, and planning ways to kill Dave cooleay as well.''
''Damn man seriously? Your like the fourth who hates that guy and won't tell me why...'' Naruto shook his head as his apprehensive partner kept on ranting.. ''Ok enough! Fuck! Just tell me why your insulting me now.''
''All I'm saying is if you used a nueron ouch of thinking power you could get the two of them into a threesome. That's all I'm saying.''
''Oh yes...that would be nice. Until I fuck up and there fathers find out. That would be a fan-fucking-tastic way to go,'' Naruto responded with a sarcastic snort.
''It would be worth it you dunce bastard! Not to mention that fish chick was giving you I want to fuck you eye. You know what they saw about raw fish,'' The Kitsune wiggling his eye brows.
Naruto wrinkled his nose in disgust,''Man you're sick...I'm not going to take advantage of my students.''
Kyuubi snorted as his tails pat the ground. ''Like you never did it before.''
'''Well I won't this time. I'm a decent being who can connect with the female populous...'' Kyuubi snickered. ''...without fucking them.'' Naruto finished crossing his arms.
The Kitsune moved to a standing position. His fur looked rather dank and dirty. ''You say that now but you will...you always do. I bet you for each female on these grounds you scratch the itch with you have to include in as a scene in the New Icha Icha book series. You know the one. Icha Icha Harem Guy.''
''Damnit I told you the last one was the end.''
''Aah...but it could always be the son. You know the second generation.''
''Your on...and at the end of this for each female I don't bang...when I don't you have to go the doctor's as an uncircumcised adult male in a different guise and be circumcised.''
The Kyuubi looked at Naruto went the uttermost horror. ''You monster...''
''Yeah well...your an ass-hole.'' The blond finished as he placed his hands in his pocket and made his way to the mansion. What the Kyuubi overlooked was due to his own perverse nature he sealed himself to the fate of having it done at the very minimum twice. One female he wasn't attracted too and the other too young for Naruto's taste. Life was good...
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Naruto was informed on why exactly he was hired. Once a year for a week a council, made of both human and monsters would come judge the schools which hold a yearly contest. The contest is a mixture of things from Sports, Academics, and the knowledge one school had of the other side as they referred. With this Naruto was finally beginning to get some answers to the questions he had. He thought it was quite odd that a group of monster girls, which including a vampire and werewolf would loose to a physical game against normal humans. That didn't make any sort off sense no mater what way you looked at it.
Apparently there were several team events and the girls were the very definition of an unorganized team. Winnie was there ace in the hole, she was easily the most athletic but lacked restraint or finesse. Tannis and Elsa on the other hand were more or less on the less nimble side. And Naruto hadn't formed any ideas on the others yet. Naruto decided a quick dip in the pool would help him relax. Thankfully enough the school had some nice facilities. After a cool refreshing Swim Naruto showered up and got dressed in a black jogging suit as he met his class down by the track.
''Morning girls,'' He greeted with a friendly smile.
''Morning Coach/Mr Uzumaki,'' They chimed.
''Now I hope your all ready for today's first official class. Before we get into anything heavy like weight lifting or runs I found it prudent to start one of the forms of exercise. Now there are many forms such as speed training, body weight training, aerobic exercise, resistance training, and other types of training. Will be alternating out each day with the exercises until I can figure something that suits you. Will start out first rotation with strength training and the exercise I chose is squat. Who can tell me what a squat is.'' A few girls raised there hands.
''Aah yes Drativa.
''The squat is an exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips, and buttocks, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments, and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body. Squats are considered a vital exercise for increasing the strength and size of the legs and buttocks. Although the squat has long been a basic element of weight training, it has in recent years been the subject of considerable controversy.''
''Aah yes...thank you Drativa for that rather detailed explanation.'' Naruto clasped his hands together. ''Most people overlook the value of exercise and exercising correctly. You can exercise all you want, but if you do it incorrectly you can severely hurt yourself. Each type of exercise has a means of improving the part of the body as a matter of speaking. As Drativa said this exercise will train the muscle in your thighs, hips, and buttocks. But can injure your lumbar spine and knees if done incorrectly. So any volunteers to help me demonstrate? If helps if you're plenty limber?''
As he finished question Winne was already up to her feet. She practically bounced over to Naruto with a toothy grin. ''Will I do coach? I can practically stretch in every sort of position imaginable.'' She said with a grin.
Naruto shook his head, chasing away the thought. Naruto picked up one of the pieces of equipment, a fifteen pound bar. ''This is the back squat,'' He started as the girls watched him attentively. He place the bar on the back of Winnie's body at the base of her neck or in other terms lower cross the upper back. ''Now to being ne starts in a standing position in which Winne is now. Weights are often used, either in the hand or as a bar braced across the trapezius muscle in the upper back. The movement involves bending the knees and hips to lower the torso and accompanying weight, then returning to the upright position. I won't bore you will all the details about the name of muscles, bones, and such. Winnie if you mind demonstrating.''
The female lycan gave a nod and bent her knees and hips and lowered her torso and returned to upright position with ease.
''The front squat is similar with the exception the barbell is held in front of the body. There are other squats as well such as the Body weight squat done with no weight or barbells, but other then that I don't think we'll be covering the rest of them anytime soon. Since there are four barbells I'll be added on a weight of twenty five on each side; at which you girls can rotate out doing sets of twenty five until I call time or you become tired. Sibella, Marian, and Heat why don't you join Winnie,'' Naruto added as he stepped back.
Naruto gauged the girls for about half an hour. Out of the all the girls Ace and Elsa seemed physically to be the strongest as they had no trouble at all with the weight. It took Winnie a bit to get used too and she got it as well and sometime after Sibella. With the exception of Tanis, Marian, and Drativa who were having a bit of trouble; the way they lived theirs lives and background most obviously not a physically productive life style had to adjust to smaller weights with the other girls being placed in the middle. Another half hour had passed until Naruto told them to stop when most of the girls started to complain about muscle pain.
''Muscle pain is letting you know your actually getting a good work. There are five simple steps. The first would be some over the counter analgesic...'' He stopped noticing to confused faces on most of the girls. ''It's a type of cream or medication.'' He finished using simpler terms. After all the castle did have a 17th or 18th century feel so it was kind of understandable if they didn't have too much modern knowledge or appliances. Thank god at the very least the toilet facilities were up to date.''
''Well the second way would be to soak our aching muscles in warm water. Luckily enough I brought some stuff with me known as Epson salt that relaxes the nerves and draws toxins from the body and heals cuts and bruises...'' Naruto then stopped to wonder something. These girls were so different biologically from him there was no telling what kind of effect the salt would have on them. ''We may have to hold on that though...''
''Don't massages also help coach? '' Winnie interjected. ''With those strong and firm looking hands you seem like you would be good at it.'' The last word spoken in a faint whisper.
''Down girl,'' Sibella chided in that whispery yet seductive tone of hers. ''We don't need you scaring off this coach like the last one with your brashness.''
''That's funny bats. As I recall you were the wanted that wanted a little taste of his blood as I recall,'' The Lycan retorted.
Before the Vampiress could launch her all comeback Naruto spoke,''Since you both find it so prudent to snip at each other while I'm trying to teach you can continue doing so. While running laps around the mansion,'' Both looked gobsmacked at this.
''But Coach...'' They started to protest, but Naruto would have none of it.
''But nothing...I came here to teach not to break of bickering between two teenagers. And don't even think about trying to sneak away,'' With a snap of his finger a human sized puff equivalent to his size materialized. Out of it came a copy of himself. The girls looked at all at the second Naruto.''This is one of my techniques. I'm not a normal human being or not much human anymore to be honest. This is a Shadow Doppelganger made out of chakra. Everything he knows I learn upon dispelling. So if he catches you girls doing something you're not suppose to be doing I'll know. And if any of you are thinking of running interference don't bother. I can make up to a thousand of them with ease at a time.''
The more mischievous of the girls paled at this. So much for having fun at the dispense of there new teacher. ''Sibella...Winnie, what are you waiting for? My clone will tell you when you girls can stop.''
Both Lycan and Vampire shot the other a nasty look before they had to go about their laps. Not wanting to test out their gym teacher and discovering any more surprises.
''Are they also like that?'' Naruto asked, turning to the Frankenteen Elsa.
''Always,'' She said with a sigh. ''Those two have been doing at it as far as I can remember. I think its a Vampire and Werewolf thing.''
Naruto nodded his head. From movies to literature encompassing his world and the next Vampire and Lycans always seemed to be closely connected; from coming to the same source to being mortal enemies as to where only a creature from one side could kill the most powerful of the other who had evolved beyond the conventional means of killing creatures from that race.
''Hey Coach mind if I hit the water? I'm feeling a bit dry,'' Marian, the sea creature spoke up. Marian had a condition like most sea creatures where she couldn't stay out of the water too long; especially when physically pushed. Just like Heat whom he was told didn't do well in cold weather for obvious reason.
''Sure go ahead...I'll send a Kagebunshin later with a list of things the rest of us cover while your taking a soak.'''
'Thanks Coach.,'' She said flashing him a grateful smile that looked rather predatory.
Naruto exhaled as he tried to keep his wits about him. Of course it didn't help when Kyuubi popped up from behind the bush holding a sign. 'He doesn't have a thumb? How the hell is he holding up a sign?' Naruto thought in amazement. ''You girls go on ahead and jog back to the mansion. Take a small break and when I get there we can began the next exercise.''
With an ok Coach the girls walked back in the mansion, or in Phantasma's case floated. Since she was a Phantom it wasn't like she could build muscle nor did she have limited stamina. It was goign to be a pain in the ass trying to figure out how to teach her. Not to mention he hadn't even began the other girls cases.
'Kit! Kiiiiit!''
''I heard you, ya bastard. What do you want Kyuubi?''
''Kit answer me this honestly. Are you retarded?'' The Kitsune asked as Naruto frowned. Now Naruto known as a once demonic beast of destruction that wiped out entire villages with a flick of its tail the demonic fox didn't care about offending people. Hell Naruto himself didn't care half the time, but there were times that one should show some decent. Even if he was sometimes blunt as the Kitsune before him; those incidents in where he was blunt the people deserve them.
''First of all Kyuubi. Kiss my yellow ass. Second what the hell is that for you idgit?''
The miniature nine-tails snorted. ''I'm talking about the Vampire and Werewolf chick. Did you not seem eye-fucking you or is there another Hinata situation because the fact that even I knew before you did shows how unobservant you can be.''
''You're such a little penis you know that Kyuubi? And that was a fucking low blow. Yes I noticed I'm not stupid...''
''History says otherwise.''
''Unlike you...I'm not an uncaring perverted ass-hole who all he thinks about is fucking.''
''Hey...I think about killing, sleeping, eating, drinking, socializing, stealing, and planning ways to kill Dave cooleay as well.''
''Damn man seriously? Your like the fourth who hates that guy and won't tell me why...'' Naruto shook his head as his apprehensive partner kept on ranting.. ''Ok enough! Fuck! Just tell me why your insulting me now.''
''All I'm saying is if you used a nueron ouch of thinking power you could get the two of them into a threesome. That's all I'm saying.''
''Oh yes...that would be nice. Until I fuck up and there fathers find out. That would be a fan-fucking-tastic way to go,'' Naruto responded with a sarcastic snort.
''It would be worth it you dunce bastard! Not to mention that fish chick was giving you I want to fuck you eye. You know what they saw about raw fish,'' The Kitsune wiggling his eye brows.
Naruto wrinkled his nose in disgust,''Man you're sick...I'm not going to take advantage of my students.''
Kyuubi snorted as his tails pat the ground. ''Like you never did it before.''
'''Well I won't this time. I'm a decent being who can connect with the female populous...'' Kyuubi snickered. ''...without fucking them.'' Naruto finished crossing his arms.
The Kitsune moved to a standing position. His fur looked rather dank and dirty. ''You say that now but you will...you always do. I bet you for each female on these grounds you scratch the itch with you have to include in as a scene in the New Icha Icha book series. You know the one. Icha Icha Harem Guy.''
''Damnit I told you the last one was the end.''
''Aah...but it could always be the son. You know the second generation.''
''Your on...and at the end of this for each female I don't bang...when I don't you have to go the doctor's as an uncircumcised adult male in a different guise and be circumcised.''
The Kyuubi looked at Naruto went the uttermost horror. ''You monster...''
''Yeah well...your an ass-hole.'' The blond finished as he placed his hands in his pocket and made his way to the mansion. What the Kyuubi overlooked was due to his own perverse nature he sealed himself to the fate of having it done at the very minimum twice. One female he wasn't attracted too and the other too young for Naruto's taste. Life was good...