Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Happy Birthday, Kakashi ❯ Lessons Left to Teach ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: Had a bit of a party for Kakashi over at my lj this weekend, and these ficlets were the result. They were all written rather quickly and probably aren't that great, but they were fun to write anyway. :3

Title: Lessons Left to Teach

Pairings: Kakashi/everyone

Warnings: hints of team sevenness, bisexuality, and the implied perviness of Konoha's residents

 

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As Kakashi glanced up over the top of his book, he realized the party celebrating Naruto's promotion to jounin had degenerated into something that was much more fitting confined to the pages of his beloved Icha Icha than the spectacle taking place on his former student's living room floor.

 

Really, there were some things he was comfortable never knowing about his cute, not-so-little-anymore students, he decided as he watched both Sakura and Naruto rid Sasuke of his pants. And their friends, he clarified as he saw Ino round up her own little harem which even included one of his friends. Geez, Genma. She's almost half your age.

 

This was the point where he should be getting up and excusing himself on the basis of some ridiculous story that no one would buy. Which one to use this time? he wondered. Sale on shampoo at the supermarket? Needing to wax my chest? Oh, I know! I'm leaving Konoha to become a priest.

 

His thoughts were interrupted, though, by the sound of Genma hollering from across the room. "Hatake, why are you still sitting there with that damn book?"

 

Kakashi sighed, knowing he should've left about five minutes ago.

 

When Naruto joined in the harassment with, "Yeah, sensei. Look around!" he cringed. He stood up from the sofa and moved to leave, having to step over a few bodies in the process when he noticed the bind his students - former students, he amended - were in.

 

"Looks like I still have a few things I can teach you," Kakashi sighed, resigning himself to the fact that he wasn't leaving anytime soon.