Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ High School Never Ends ❯ HIgh School Never Ends ( Chapter 1 )

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Naruto Uzumaki is the new kid at Konoha High School and he’s in for a real surprise. When the hottest dudes in the whole school are after your ass, you can’t really do anything about it, right? Wrong! Naruto figures it out and purposely taunts them until one makes a move. Who’ll get the Uzumaki’s ass?

Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.24.2006 | Updated On: 11.24.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 7.4K | Visits: 1.6K | Status: Work In Progress

High School Never Ends

ItachiandNarukoForeva

Naruto Uzumaki is the new kid at Konoha High School and he's in for a real surprise. When the hottest dudes in the whole school are after your ass, you can't really do anything about it, right? Wrong! Naruto figures it out and purposely taunts them until one makes a move. Who'll get the Uzumaki's ass?

Actually you all get to vote for who gets him!!!

I officially hate my parents.. I was half drunk and I fell asleep on my computer and my mom deleted my story!!! She told me after I woke up!! Well it was kind of my fault anyways, I fell asleep with my screen thingy on and I was told not to drink a margarita!! Hehe, I couldn't help it.. besides at least I didn't get sick. Well here's the crappy school story I started on and I guess you can tell that it's gonna be yaoi!!!!

Chapter I

“ I really don't want to do this..” A blond sighed as placed his forehead against the cold glass of his sister's car. His blond hair was sticking out in a permanent bed head look. His crystal blue eyes were glued to the unimpressive scenery on the outside of the vehicle. His tanned skin was pure and natural and his wasn't muscled like most males his age. He looked like a small female, because he'd yet to loose of his baby fat, yet he had no extra body fat.

He was smaller than the average female and most considered him to be kawaii or cute, he was also, what you'd call a chibi-ish type of kid. The blond could've been mistaken for an angel as his crystal clear eyes wandered around lazily, and the innocent aura around him, he defiantly would be mistaken for an angel. His name…Uzumaki Naruto.. cousin of the great Kyuubi, the legendary archeologist.

Naruto snuck a glance at his cousin, and saw she was wearing.. an attractive outfit. She wore a light blue tank top that stopped right above her belly button. She had low cut pants that rode her thighs as she had her deep auburn hair tied into a low ponytail. She wore a blue fishnet that went to the crease of her elbow on her right arm, and on the other it was from the crease to the wrist.

“ Now, now.. Naru-chan.. please don't make this harder than it seems..” the beautiful female said as she came to a stop. Her burgundy eyes were full of love and tenderness as she looked at her nephew. She had a gently smile on her tanned face as she slowly stepped out of her vehicle. Her nephew was currently pouting as she chuckled to herself. Although on the inside she scoffed at what her was wearing, I mean c'mon since when was all black attire back in again?!

Black Tripp pants that wear loosely hanging off his small and tender thighs. A black long-sleeved shirt with slits going across the arms and some kind of band icon on the front and Kyuubi could barely make out the word “Godsmack”. The black long-sleeved tee had a shirt underneath which looked to be deep maroon in color. Around his small and tanned wrist a black sweatband with a neon green skull with fake gold attached to it. Finally around his neck a Metallica choker clung to his neck as if it wanted to kill him. The black and red letters were puffed out and it contained spikes that poked out about two centimeters from the collar, they were actually studs.

Kyuubi just sighed as she walked around the sleek black vehicle as she let her hand glide along as she walked. As she approached the passenger side of the car she stopped to see a single tear falling down Naruto's plump face. Her face became confused as she continued to look on. She walked a little bit closer and saw Naruto holding a small picture frame that held a 2.1 x 2.8 picture in it as that single tear dropped onto the delicate body.

Kyuubi could clearly see the four in the picture frame as she gasped, “ That's from...!!”

Inside the frame were four children around the age of six or seven. They all were gathered around a sakura tree and a small blond was in front of the three of them laughing as they all had huge grins plastered on their faces. Everyone except the blond, which she guessed who Naruto was, had deep raven hair.

The female of the group had her long, deep, raven hair in a braid and was on the right of Naruto with a genuine smile on her face. She wore an overly large a light blue shirt that said, ` I don't care about your messed up life..', but thankfully she wore a pink shirt under it. You could clearly see it as the light blue tee was hanging off of her shoulders. Her long and deep blue khaki's rode her thighs much like hers. She had no shoes on and feet were hidden due to the position that she was in. Her legs were bent and she was basically sitting on her feet. Under her picture Naruto had written a name, but due to the glare she couldn't read it. Like the rest of them, excluding Naruto she had deep onyx orbs, but for her they looked a lot like an owls eyes.

The first male Kyuubi saw was standing behind Naruto and he had a pale complexion he had a goofy grin much like Naruto's. His wild black hair stood out at unbelievable angles and it had a few tints of blue in it. He was wearing a black wife-beater or tank top that had in big, deep, and bold maroon kanji `die' going straight down three times. He wore baggy jeans much like the girl but his clung to his waist. Kyuubi noticed the white sleeves coming from under the black tee. The male had his left arm on his hip and his right arm was hidden because he was giving Naruto rabbit ears. Naruto had written his name over the boys head but it was smudged and all she could make out was a Z and that's about it.

The final male she saw looked to be the most mature of the group. He had shoulder length jet-black hair that he had tied up in a low ponytail which held very little of his hair. He had a small smirk on his face but you could see the deep emotions it held as he onyx eyes were glued to the three that were playfully grinning and smiling goofily. He was wearing a long-sleeved that was a light purple and a deep green sash that held it up, incase it fell. The boy seem very mature for his age and unlike the rest of them he wore a pair of camouflage pants that were a perfect fit for the boy. She saw his longish bangs were loosely hanging to the sides of his slender face. He was clear of all the baby fat unlike the female and Naruto. Before she could read the name under him Naruto pulled the frame to his chest.

Kyuubi felt sorry for the boy, before his parents passed away she had no clue of the boy. It wasn't until a good friend of hers that lived close to the boy notified her about him three years later. The boy was incredible for his age though, having to live by yourself after your parents are brutally murdered in front of you and having to live with it for three years.

Hating yourself, because you were too weak to do anything. Abusing yourself by cutting your wrists and starving yourself to the point your placed in seclusion in a Mental Hospital. Going to therapy for a year, listening to all kinds of crap you really don't care about.

Before she's met the blond she was a very stuck-up person, Kyuubi felt a pang in her heart as she remembers the times she ignored the boy. She also remembered the way the blond said thirteen words that made her change her view of life.

“You can hate, detest me, and beat me.. but pleasedon't forget me!”

Kyuubi felt a single tear coming to her eye as well. She quickly wiped it away along with any other memories that panged her heart at night or whenever they weren't needed. She knocked on the window gently as Naruto looked at her with a pouting/fearful face.

“ Kyu-chan…Do I have to go?”

Naruto questioned as he slowly got out of the car as he walked around to the backside of it and popped the trunk and pulled out a suitcase that went to his knees.

“ Naru-kun.. give it a try! What do you say.. You try the second semester for half of the nine-weeks and if you don't like it I'll bring you to the Kiri with me. They have a nice school, so deal..?”

Kyuubi asked as she silently hoped Naruto would accept the deal as if her life depended on it. Naruto nodded hesitantly as she squealed and glomped him gently. Naruto looked surprised as she basically tackled him and he chuckled as she let him go and straightening her fishnets and jeans. She pulled her hair our of the low ponytail and just let her hair fall gracefully down to her slender waist.

Naruto and Kyuubi were walking down the cracked, razed, and broken down sidewalk. It kept going for at least half of a mile. As the two reached the end it made as hard left turn and the curb was weathered away as it was slowly breaking away. They made the left turn another mile and a half of the broken and ragged walkway.

Kyuubi resisted a chuckle as she watched her blond cousin out of the corner of her maroon eye. Naruto was glaring at the unimpressive scenery. Decomposing vines that used to wind around the now rusted gates of iron that were dulled and covered in a thick moss. Thick cobwebs hung from the dead branches and the rotten leaves as the dirty and dead leaves were clinging to the sticky strings of the silky woven strings tangled in the tree branches.

Naruto shivered lightly as his fear of spiders kicked in. He'd been afraid of spiders ever since an incident in the fifth grade. Some kid had thrown a bunch of realistic spiders all over him and he'd been in the hospital for undergoing a violent seizure.

Dead leaves blew past Naruto's face as he looked up into the air as he saw the tip of some kind of cathedral of some sort. He then he glanced at her cousin who had a foxy grin plastered on her face as she snickered out of control. The cracked and beaten up sidewalk came to yetanother hard left turn.

In front of Naruto stood the most breath-taking school he'd ever seen. The main building was at least around 600 feet in length and stood about 135 feet high!! In the background had two giant buildings about 100 ft taller than the main entrance. The one on the right had a giant G was a dark pink in color as the one on the left had a B in a black color.

Naruto stood in awe as Kyuubi chuckled again as she glanced at Naruto. Naruto, after five minutes of gaping, pulled his mouth back from the cold sidewalk. Naruto looked around and saw a group of people standing in a circle and some were shouting obscenities and other comments Naruto couldn't hear.

Naruto choked as Kyuubi chuckled but stood gaping at the scene, dropping his suitcase in the process. A long-haired male.. or was that a female.. that was really flat-chested? (S)he was in a heated kiss with a red-headed boy. The brunette's waist length hair was in a mess as the red-head undid the pathetic tie and ran his fingers through the male's hair. Kyuubi was confused so she went with a male.

Naruto was looking dead at the red-haired one, his outfit was similar to that of his. Except the wore a pair of red Tripp pants with black metal chains, while his were black with white chains. The red-head was smaller than that of the brunette but apperantly he was the dominate type. His deep..blood-red hair stuck up in a messy halo of spikes.. much like his. He had a thick outline of eyeliner around his eyes, which made him look like a panda. In the far right corner of his eye was a kanji for `ai' or love.

His t-shirt was a short sleeved black one with a design of metallic pink. The metallic silver glittered with hot pink contrast the H.I.M heartagram. Dangling from his neck was cross that had curved at the beginning of the tips it had the exact same symbol on there as of his shirt.

The long-haired one, was wearing a simple outfit that consisted of the bandages wrapped around his forehead as if trying to keep something hidden. His skin was pale, so it brought out feature any girl would want, and it also brought out his hair. He was wearing a deep red shirt and a pair of black khaki short that went down to his thigh and from there, from there to his foot he was covered in bandages.

Naruto and Kyuubi continued to walk on as if nothing happened and all the way Naruto kept his eye glued to the red-haired one. Naruto was dragging his suitcase and Kyuubi ignored the scene as a small blush was forming on her face.

Inside the building was just as amazing as the outside. Inside the building was like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, multiple plants hung from the ceiling as the window spread out about halfway across the window. The sun was glistening into the window as Naruto winced.

Naruto looked at the fountain in the middle of the building, which was about seven feet high. Naruto fumed, as his thoughs raged and he cursed the water fountain for being taller than him!!! Everyone was and still is taller that him!!!

After Naruto calmed down Naruto was glancing around cautiously as Kyuubi was looking around for something. She squeaked as she found what she was looking for, a glass door about 7 feet high was reflecting the suns light off as it blinded Naruto.

Naruto huffed as he picked up his suitcase and followed his cousin who was skipping into the room with an extra bounce in her attitude. Her long hair was flying everywhere, not that she cared, she calmed once she reached the door and knocked.

“ C-co-come I-in!!”

A small voice answered as the shyness came from her unsteady tone as Kyuubi opened the door and motioned for him to follow. Naruto trudged into the office which was basically Hawaii, pictures of multiple places hung in random places but matched where they were placed.

When Naruto entered he saw a small girl about his age sitting behind the receptionists desk and working with the computer.

Her long dark-blue bangs went to her shoulders as the rest went to her waist, but it was pulled into a low ponytail by a pale white ribbon. Her pale white/lavender eye crept Naruto out as she looked at him as her face flared up in a heated blush.

She was wearing an outfit much like his cousin but hers was a pale yellow and in the middle of her tee was a small red flame in the middle of her chest area. Her dark blue khaki's reached donw to her kness as black fishnet continued from there. Her skin was pale and looked soft to the touch, Naruto did admit she looked real cute.

“ M-my n-names Hi-hinata Hyuuga.. may I h-help y-you t-two?”

The shy one dubbed as “Hinata” questioned Kyuubi and Naruto as she rolled away from her computer desk and to the desk with multiple papers on it.

“ Ahh.. yes!! I'm here to register my cousin Naruto! He'll be staying.. this is a boarding school right..?”

Kyuubi asked as she became genuinely confused and placed an arm behind her head. Hinata let out a giggle as she nodded shyly and told Kyuubi of all the details that this Konoha High offered as Kyuubi signed multiple papers.

Hinata nodded as she stood up she quietly walked over to another door about five feet from where she was previously seated. She gently knocked, but a gruff voice that held an irritated tone snapped, “ Nani.. Hinata-chan? Who done what now..?”

“ A-ano.. Anko-san.. the new student i-is h-here!!” Hinata squeaked as she placed her index fingers together as a woman that was dressed..uh.. in very little.

Naruto felt his face flaring up and he clenched his eyes shut, Kyuubi on the other hand chuckled and began to talk with this Anko character.

Naruto saw the mental image in his tiny head as Anko's violently dyed(?) purple hair was pulled up and had so much gel in it that the ends just stood up. Her thin brown trench coat was blowing as she flung the door open, her brown mini-skirt which hugged her thighs. She wore nothing else but a thin fishnet that was showing of some of her better assests.

Naruto continued to keep his eyes shut until Anko and Kyuubi went into the door she'd slammed open. Hinata was still

shyly pressing her index fingers together as she sat down and offered him a seat. Naruto accepted the offer and plopped down as he politely thank the young brunette as her face flared up.

“ Arigatou!! Hina-chan!!”

Hinata's pale face lit up into seven different shades of red as Naruto placed a hand around her. It was completely silent in the office as Hinata shyly poked her fingers again. After a while Anko and Kyuubi came out, which this Anko had a very smug smile on her face.

Naruto resisted the urge to shiver as Kyuubi bent down and pecked him on the cheek as she gave him a knowing look. The “ You-better-not-screw-this-up-but-I-hope-you-like-it-here” look. Naruto nodded and Kyuubi began walk away when Anko called out, “ Ne, Aroma-san..just call the school or me if you have any questions!!”

Naruto gave his cousin a questioning look as she winked and he understood, her being a world-class archeologist and all. She nodded at Anko and left the room, as Naruto stood up but Anko got his attention.

“ All right, Naruto-kun! Today, Hinata will lead you to all of you classes, but don't expect to remember all of them because this here's a big school!! Hinata will lead you to your next class. Right now.. you have fifth period with me. Oh.. here's your schedule.”

Naruto gently grabbed it from her hand.. not wanting to tick this lady off and scanned through it as on caught his eye and his face was flushed.

Uzumaki Naruto

HmRm. 500 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Yakushi

DrRm# - 500

Hatake Kakashi - Math - 333

Yuuhi Kurenai - English and Social Languages - 463

Sarutobi Asuma - Debate - 321

Matio Gai - Gym - Outside

Mitarashi Anko - Sex Education - 499

Orochimaru and Yakushi Kabuto - Science - 500

Umino Iruka - Literature - 221

Tsunade - The art of Medical Procedures - 392

Jirayia - Theater Arts - 391

Anko chuckled as a bell rang and she grabbed Naruto's black sleeves and drug him towards the door, “ Anko-san!! What about my stuff!!!???”

Anko came to a halt as she placed her index finger on her lips as she thought for a moment. She smiled as a man twice his size came up behind him. His scarred face, the burn marks, and several holes in his head, lead Naruto to believe that he'd been tortured some how. Naruto didn't even bother looking at what he wore, his head was.. most interesting.

“ Here.. take these to room uh…” Anko said as she glanced back at the schedule which she held in her left hand. She chuckled as the elder one scoffed at her, “ Oh yeah!! Room 500!! Here's the key, bring it back to me `kay, Ibiki!!”

Anko said as the dubbed “ Ibiki” nodded and grabbed his suitcase with ease and walked down a hallway that looked like an intersection. He made a left turn and Naruto saw him disappear. Anko went the same way with him but she made the northwest turn and they continued to be drug/ or drag to a door with the numbers “499” in a gold plate.

Anko busted in startling half of the class as everyone got quite when their eyes landed on Naruto. Whispers began to arise as Naruto got very uncomfortable and so he hid behind the sadist as her trench coat hid his small form.

Anko sighed as she gave the class a stern glare which shut most of them up, but most used sign language. Anko chuckled as she stepped aside as Naruto gulped as the class stared at him. A small blush covered his cheeks as he pouted, making him absolutely adorable and moslestable. Most girls were giving him a lust-filled look and puppy-eyes, and Naruto knew what they meant, “ Are you single..?”

Naruto could've sworn a few boys gave him looks that said, “ Oh-shit-he-is-a-hot-mother-fucker!!” Anko grabbed his shoulder a little hard as she shouted, “ Okay, quit eyeing the runt like a piece of meat!! His name's Uzumaki Naruto and while he is in this class I expect you all to treat him like you do everyone else!! With a little respect!!!!”

Naruto blushed as a few people chuckled and boys winked at him as his face flared up. “ Okay.. who's sitting by themselves..?”

Multiple thuds were heard as the boys and a few female shoved girls/guys out of their chairs and hands arose. Anko's left eyebrow was furrowed as it twitched.

“ All right.. go sit with Kiba.. Kiba raise your damn hand!!” Anko hissed as the students returned to his or her seats and an ivory hand rose from the back of the room. Naruto couldn't get a good look at him but he walked up the staircase which the desks were connected to as most boys were giving him cat-calls in a low whisper and Anko began to talk about something as he reached the top.

This “Kiba” character was wearing a long-sleeved black tee which consisted of a System of a Down logo featuring a skull with two hands and shackles connected to the clock like surface. His black Tripp pants featured purple stitching and accents, removable chains, spike and stud accents, mesh accents, grommet accents and a zip and button fly. He also sported two upside down triangle on each cheek and his hand automatically went to his face.

Naruto sat down as he observed his face out of the corner of his eye, the insipid tone of his skin brought out those wild cheek marks and wild brown eyes.

“ OK!! Now who can tell me about the male reproductive system? Naruto.. since you're new here.. tell me what you know about anything to do with males or whatever I just said?”

Naruto turned twenty different shades of red as Kiba's eyes glanced in his direction an only one thought ran through his head as Naruto stuttered, ` HOT!!!!!'

“ Uhh.. I know a little about homosexuality..”

“ Yosh!! That's our next topic!! Go on explain.. Hurry though you got about five minutes.. That office call took up most of the class..”

Naruto took a deep breath as he exhaled and began his lecture on homosexuals, “Homosexuality refers to sexual and romantic attraction between individuals of the same sex. The first recorded use of the word was in 1869 by Karl-Maria Kertbeny, but the prevalence of the concept owes much to the work of the German psychiatrist, Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing, and his 1886 work 'Psychopathia Sexualis'.” He stated as Anko nodded as he quoted the last two words and took in a little bit more air.

“As such, the current use of the term has its roots in the broader 19th century tradition of personality taxonomy. These continue to influence the development of the modern concept of sexual orientation, gaining associations with romantic love and identity in addition to its original, exclusively sexual meaning.”

Naruto stopped to see Anko gaping a bit and he continued as he gulped down air.

“ Homosexuality is usually contrasted with heterosexuality and bisexuality. The term gay is used predominantly to refer to homosexual males. Lesbian is a gender-specific term that is only used for homosexual females. The adjective homosexual is also used for same-sex sexual relations between persons of the same sex who do not identify themselves as gay or lesbian. Three major forms of homosexual relationships are proposed by anthropologists: egalitarian, gender-structured, and age-structured. Of these, one is usually dominant in a given society at a given time. As there are different biological, historical and psychosocial components to sex and gender, no single label or description will fit all individuals.”

Anko was now jaw-on-the-floor as Naruto blushed cutely as he asked, “ Anything wrong.. Sensei..?”

He asked as his blond spikes were covering the blush on his face as he placed his finger in his mouth as Anko shook her head.

“ Damn.. you taught my whole fuckin' lesson..”

“ Sorry..”

“ NO! I'm glad you said all of that.. now I ain't gotta teach it!!”

“ All right.. your homework tonight is to give me a three page report on maleXmale relationships and where the term yaoi comes from!!! I expect it on my desk the very second you walk your asses through that damn door!!! Understood!”

Most of the class groaned but some squealed as Naruto had a small smile on his face as a shrill bell rang and Naruto began to ask the brunette next to him where the next room was but the boy was already long gone.

“ Where are you goin'?”

Naruto stopped as he heard Anko question as he walked to the door, “ Uh.. my next class.. the schedule says it's right next to your room..500..”

Anko chuckled nervously and defended herself by saying, “ Yeah, yeah, you little runt... I knew that..”

Naruto grinned at now dubbed sadist for some reasn he thought that'd match her and walked out of the room and looked around looked to his right and saw 497 and to his left and saw 501. He sighed as he was about to ask Anko until he looked straight ahead and saw the room 500.

Naruto walked out and into the crowded hallways as he tried to pry himself through the multitude of teens and collided with a very slightly taller figure.

As Naruto hit the floor all movement stopped as the individual he crashed into hissed violently, “ Watch were you're going newbie! People like you are the kinds who piss me off the most!!”

The killing aura radiated off the being as the first thing Naruto saw was black.

TBC

Cliffy!!

How can guess who the person is!!!! Well as promised this is a poll so you can vote on who gets Naruto it's you choice out of all the characters you pick.. but there is one condition though.. this is a YAOI story!!!! So I think you know what that means.. yep!!!!

(?) Naruto couldn't tell if it was dyed or if it was her natural hair color.

ItaNaruSasu!

P.S.

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His grayish/silverish hair as hanging in front of his face as the rest was in a low ponytail. His black-rimmed glasses were hanging at the tip of his nose as he slid them up with his middle finger, causing them to glare. His black shirt that was sleeveless, but wore a maroon long-sleeved tee under it. His blue and baggy khaki jeans were cut along the lower leg area as Naruto saw his slender figure and his eyes caught the glare in the man's deep brown eyes as he looked and back at the teen.

Naruto looked at the gothic kid in front of him as those jade eyes held something in them like his held so long ago. Loneliness.. Pain.. Guilt.. but his also reflected scenes of death and murder.

Blood seeped out of the crushing organ as he squeezed it hard as his little body would let him. The very second he did the heart burst open spraying the young one and the cold hard ground with blood. The young male dropped the heart as he brought his hand up to his mouth and slowly licked the blood off of his hand.

“ Y-you little monster!! DO N-NOT TOUCH ME! I-I did thi-this o-on my own.. I c-could n-nev-never lo-love something like lo-love something like you!!!! ” the blond hissed as he summoned the last bit of his strength and slapped the young boy as he recoiled and began to whimper as something inside of him raged.