Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Hinata's New Toy ❯ chap 1of 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Here you all go…. My first ever crack fic…. Based on an idea I came up with upon seeing my mom's new toy…… NO!!! all you Hentai readers, This is rated “M” for VIOLENCE!!!! Not other gross things…. And Bug abuse, yah, lots of bug Abuse!!!!!

 

No, I don't own Naruto, but I do own an invisible pet hamster named Bob.

 

Hinanta's New Toy

 

 

Hinata headed out late for practice that day, taking extra care to sneak silently behind Team 7's training area, and take a few pictures of Naruto, for …..

“The Internet” Hinata told herself, assuring herself again that there was absolutly nothing wrong with wasting a little more time watching the blonde warm up.

--3 Hours Later—

Kiba was attempting to climb a tree, without chakra. Kurenai and Shino were sitting in camp chairs next to the tree, videotapeing his attempts, and eating popcorn.

“Come on Kiba!! You can do it!!” Kurenai yelled, “encouragingly”. Shino, bored, sat down and began talking to his bugs. Hinata ran into the clearing just as Kiba grabbed the top branch.

“Konnichiwa Kiba-kun!” The Inuzuka plummeted, and landed ontop of Kurenai, who fell unconscious fro his weight.

“ Hinata-chan! What's that sticking out of your bag?” Kiba pointed to what looked like a tennis racket sticking out of a backpack on the brunnette's back.

“It's my birthday present!” Hinata pulled out a tennis racket-shaped bug zapper. She held the button down, and a herd of sparks emmitted out of the wires as several bugs flew into it.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” Shino screamed and ran over to find some of his beloved beetles lying on the ground twitching and smoking.

“Bob!!! Jane!! Bertha! Speak to me!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!” He burst out crying, and lapsed into hysterics as he crawled to the last smoking carcass in the grass, “GETRUDE!!!! NO!! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU!!!!!!! NO!!!!! GERTRUDE!!!!”

Kiba looked down at his teamate nad looked back up at Hinata, then cringed away in fear.

Akamaru came hurtling out of the tree branches, and Hinata, screaming, closed her eyes and swung at the white dog. He twitched, and the air was filled with the acrid sent of burning fur. Going insane at the sight of his pet lying burnt and half dead in the grass, Kiba rna into town, screaming about “murderous Kunoichis with bugzappers coming to get him”. Eventually, he was spared in the ass with a tranquilizer, and locked up in the mental institution. Shino and Kurenai were hurried to the hospital, where Kurenai stayed in a coma from Kiba's fatass, and Shino was given flowers from Ino, and they're going steady now, helping him forget about poor Gertrude. Hinata lived on as normal, before being sent to prison for stalking Naruto, and Poor Akamaru, well… they never found him….. but they did find a very well fed Chouji…..

The End, or so we hope…..