Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ How to cope with hormones--By Uchiha Sasuke ❯ The voice in my head... ( Chapter 1 )

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahah *continues insane laughter for 5 more minutes* Well well looks like I am actually gonna write a fic. I'm so brave hehe. Even though I have been speaking English all my life, I still can't speak or write good English..kuso (dammit). Plus I don't really write stories as such but I did get a B grade in English for one of my none yaoi or het. story that seems to cause a great fuss in schools, no idea why tho. We live in a free world where is the justice *more rambling*

 

HEY STUPID, GET ON WITH THE STORY…TAKU

 

Hai taichou. Sorry people. Read or die in a none dying way tho ^.^

Comments welcomed just don't bite to hard (its only kinky the first time) its my first fic….and probably my last..saaa

 

Disclaimer: >.< me no own….i wish I did tho ¬¬

 

 

How to cope with hormones. By Uchiha Sasuke

 

Sasuke, the Uchiha Sasuke, the one who went missing 4 years ago and counting, is sitting in a small café, sipping on some tea, unsweetened of course. He doesn't like sweet things.

 

Sasuke: “Hmm…let's see

-Get more power—CHECK

-Kill my sadistic bastard of a brother, Itachi---CHECK (well I think he's dead, so much blood and guts ect.. ect..

-Unplanned but well deserved death of Kabuto. I did it mostly cause of those damn glasses that kept falling of his face…ARRRG!! Pisses me off. Oh well---CHECK

-Killed that pastyface childsnatchinglongtongue snake bastard Orochimaru *shiver* He only wanted me for my body (don't they all) Hell No if he though he was gonna have me-SCRATCH THAT-sounds perverted..Arrg---CHECK

 

Jeez feels like my life is nearly over. Well Naruto looks like your next on the list..hmm…maybe I'll just beat the hell out of him like last time. This tea is nice.”

 

Unknown voice: “Oi!! Teme!! I think you have forgotten something rather..hmm…lets see…important.”

 

Sasuke: “Heh? Oh it's you. What do you mean?”

 

Unknown voice: “Is that anyway to treat your mojo? Sheesssh…just trying to help a guy out and I get burnt. Do you wanna know what your forgetting or what?”

 

Sasuke: “….what?”

 

Sasuke' mojo: “Hehehe…don't you want to continue the Uchiha bloodline? Fool..and why was I locked away?”

 

Sasuke: “…Your right. I need to find a woman to be the mother of my children…the only women I know are those of Konoha and their all annoying.” Current song in the café: I'm too sexy by right said fred.

 

Mojo: “WTF!!! What the hell is wrong with you? That's what you get for locking me away! You need to get some. GET LAID. HAVE YOURSELF SOME SEX. Don't you know of all the dirty things you can do? Don't just have a woman for a child bearer..IDIOT. Why did I take this job? I bet all the other mojos are laughting at me. T.T

 

Sasuke: “…Can't be helped I guess…I'm 17..and I guess it is unhealthy…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING ME SAY??!!”

 

Mojo: “¬¬ In case you have forgotten…technically I'm now a part of you, in fact I'm mostly just the voice of your libido so your thinking all this up by yourself…jeez Uchiha genius my ass. HAHA I'm insulting myself…Am I crazy?

 

Sasuke: “In any case I need to got back to Konoha. Since I know the women there better and I need to beat Naruto anyway. Huff!! Looks like I will be talking to you a lot more now. Yep just like a crazy person.

Oi, jiji (old man) gimme some tea and 20 onigiris to go. Fast.

 

Old man: “I'm not even 32 yet and here is some stupid angsty brat calling me old and bossing me around…Here is your order.”

 

And this is how the great Uchiha Sasuke set out on his mission *made-up* mission to go to Konoha and get laid beat Naruto to a pulp.

 

Mojo: “ By the way haven't you forgotten another minor detail? You know your classed as an enemy to Konoha, right? Uchiha genius…MY ASS!!!

 

 

So how did you like the first part? I'm writing this as I'm going along, no draft just this. It's late and I wanna watch some anime so leave but leave a review please, if you like, I write more. Ja, oyasumi minna.

 

Kin: “Do you think they liked it? Huh? Huh?”

Brain: “WTF? How should I know…I'm you, remember?”

Kin: “ Yeah..hehe”

Brain: “Stop talking to yourself…”

Kin: Hai Taichou!!!