Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I Caught Myself A Ninja ❯ New Sidekick? ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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So that was one problem solved. I don't know about that filled condom that was still on his bed. We'll have to solve that one for another day. The next one on the list was my legs. My jelly-fied legs were useless for now. Should I go to the hospital?

Doctors don't make me nervous, the nurses do. Creepy nurses watching your every response to the medicine they stick into you. I trust doctors completely it's the nurses that write false information making you sue the doctors in the first place. Not going there.

Sadly I couldn't have a drink with the relieved Uchiha. I don't want him taking advantage of me while I'm helpless. I know I'd probably let him have his way with me, (like he knows what he's doing), and he was also watching his drinking. I would like to see him drunk one of these days.

“Can't use your legs yet?” he slightly swayed after the third bottle.

“No,” it's a darn shame too. Thought he could hold his liquor.

I watched him stand up and put me back on his back again.

“Uh…where we going?”

“Hospital.”

Traitor…and look who was working at the hospital.

It was the ugly chick again. Sakura, that's what Uchiha said to her. She really wasn't ugly but I just get bad vibes from her. She's jealous of me? Wow let me look around if anyone else was witnessing this…Sadly no one was, but was I really that pretty that she'd be jealous of me? Currently in my situation, yes.

Another nurse came up to us, some chick with white eyes and black bobbin hair. Her name was Hinata on her nurse outfit.

“Sasuke-san is your f-friend okay?” she stutters, what a cute and annoying quirk.

She led us to an empty room. Sakura was standing at the door. Blocking the entryway, damn her I couldn't escape, and Uchiha set me down on the crinkly paper on top of the patient's bed.

The bastard left me with the enemies! And closed the door behind him.

“So where are you hurt?” Hinata said.

I looked at the Sakura girl. Didn't I just lie to her in the last chapter? Hmm, I got bad memory.

“I'll only talk to one nurse and it won't be the one with cotton candy hair,” I crossed my arms.

“Hey, I'm a nurse too. I'll just read it in her report,” said the evil witch.

“What happened to a patient's privacy these days? Go out and talk to Uchiha.”

Her eyebrows rose, I think she almost forgot about him, she closed the door behind her too. I heard the `Sasuke-kun!' Ugh, fan girls just love to wear the name out. Its one reason I call him by his last name, Uchiha.

I explained the situation to Hinata who blushed and nodded. She hit my knee that automatically kicked up. She stuttered that sometimes women get sore after doing it, I already knew that, and can't move around for a while, which I also knew too.

It didn't cross my mind at first, but isn't that supposed to happen if you doing it really rough?

So either Sasuke's got some pointers from an expert or I did it with someone else and Sasuke just happened to take his clothes off too but didn't do anything. This was giving me a headache.

She healed my legs with her magic glowing hands. My legs moved what a blessing to walk on two feet! That's an amazing trick, I should learn that sometime. I grabbed Hinata's arm before she walked out.

“Please don't write this in a report or tell Uchiha any of this. Just say…uh…that the fighting we did was too much or something!”

“…A-alright. I-it's not that big a deal,” she pushed her index fingers together.

I grinned, “Thank you! You're my new best friend. I owe you big time! Hmm, maybe I should pretend to be disabled so I could get another ride from Uchiha,” I rubbed my chin.

Hinata giggled, GIGGLED! She makes giggling look cute not like other people, “H-he won't know a t-thing.”

I was starting to like this girl. She could be my sidekick or something. I jumped back on the bed as Hinata opened the door and Uchiha quickly made his way inside to get away from Sakura's gibberish voice.

“So?”

“Hinata said I would be able to walk in a couple of hours or so,” the lie slid off my tongue easily, “Let's go get something to eat Uchiha and then go home and wait for the miracle to return to my legs.”

Sakura was behind him; she looked pretty shocked to see Uchiha comply with my decision, and I gave her the victory sign when he wasn't looking. Today was still a good day.

We got some sushi, tempura, and miso soup as takeout. He decided what to eat, he was paying remember, and sat opposite of each other in his living room.

“Wasn't this an interesting day,” I sighed, “It's getting late Uchiha I better make my way on home.”

He started to get up, “Don't get up Uchiha.”

He stared at me in shock when I stood up on my own two feet. Uchiha got up with me following me to the door.

“Thanks Uchiha! If you ever feel sexually frustrated and it'll happen sooner or later come look for me,” I winked at him to which he looked off into the distance trying to will away the blush on his cheeks.

“And then you say `Hmph whatever. Just don't wake up in my bed again.' Right?”

He didn't say anything. You're not that cool Uchiha. I looked around and called him closer with my finger.

“Uchiha,” I whispered.

He leaned in closer to hear. I kissed him on the lips. Hee hee! It's a joy to see the virgin bride's blush!

“Well Uchiha you're just going to have to work on your manly skills. Ciao,” I skipped off.

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A couple of days later I felt something watching me. Either it was Uchiha, a bird trying to snatch my bread, or some reporter. Most likely it was Uchiha, the reporters in the bushes behind me left to have some lunch.

Don't know why he can't come out and say something.

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3rd pov

Knock knock that was the door. Sasuke felt the familiar presence but he couldn't remember who it was. He was lying on the couch just chillin and waited for whoever to go away.

Sadly the knocking came again. He huffed and opened the door.

Usagi grinned up at him.

“Hey Princess,” she said.

“Now what do you want?” he leaned on the doorframe.

“Just gonna say this straight out before I change my mind. Can I stay at your place?” she batted her eyelashes.

“Why should I?” crossing his arms again!

“Well. I'd get your mail for you. Buy the groceries and might even cook dinner and do your laundry. I'll stay out of your hair and wouldn't even think I was ever here. Like a housekeeper sort of. Um…I think that's all the excuses I could think of.”

“No,” the bastard easily said and started closing the door on her.

She stopped to that and stuck her foot in between.

“Wait damn it! I didn't want to pull this out but I heard you have a bunch of crazy fan girls after you,” he opened the door a smudge.

She quickly continued on, “And I could pretend, and I said pretend, to be your girlfriend. Thus making them go away. Easy for you. Easy for me. I'll even throw in the part where I throw girls out of your property since I don't feel sorry beating up girls like guys do.”

Sasuke absolutely knew Usagi was right about that huge problem…and he really was too lazy to do his laundry and clean up. What a guy. He let her in…

“A wise decision made Uchiha.”

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