Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 3~Kakashi's Plan ( Chapter 3 )
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By: queenhinata 
Kakashi has a naughty plan.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.18.2007 | Updated On: 03.22.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 540 | Status: Work In Progress
Kakashi has a naughty plan.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.18.2007 | Updated On: 03.22.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 540 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter 3~Kakashi's Plan~
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did then there would be a lot of Sakura bashing.
Author's Notes: Thanks for the reviews. -^.^- oh yeah...To DJ: Its TonTon. She is Tsunade's pig. Tsunade doesn't appear until about episode 88. The United States is only about to view episode 78.
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{Kakashi's POV}
"Yo"
"What?! God, you scared me." Kurenai jumped up when I said yo. I wasn't serious about having fun with Kurenai. I know Hinata and Sasuke believed.
"You know, Kurenai. You should act more like a kunoichi. Anyway, I asked Tsunade about the situation." Kurenai looked confused. Hm I guess Tsunade didn't tell her. That lazy alcoholic.
"Do you need keywords? Think Hinata,Sasuke, and the rest of Team 7. Remember or did Tsunade not tell you?"
"Nope. And I don't care. I'm looking for Asuma. I heard he goes here for lunch sometimes." I guess Kurenai has a little crush for on the smoking addict.
"Looks like someone has a crush. Well if you ever need supplies just go to my favorite place." I gave her a card. I waited 5 seconds, expecting to hear Kurenai scream. I looked up from my very educational book. Her face had the look of pure disgust. She looked like she was going to have an outburst.
"Kakashi, why...would...I...need...this?" Kurenai looked very pissed off. Maybe I shouldn't meddle with her love life...or sex life.Too late.
"um...I thought you might want supplies. Actually I was just kidding.Hehe. Well I'll be seeing you. Bye." Yes I know I am a chicken. A cool chicken. Before I poofed away I heard Kurenai scream "Kakashi!!" Anyway, I think its time to check on Sakura and Naruto. Then maybe I'll bother Hinata and Sasuke again.I poofed right in front of Sakura and Naruto.
"So whatcha doin'?" Sakura screamed and jumped into Naruto's lap and Naruto just stared at me.They was sitting on the grass eating a picnic. I wonder if they are going out. Well I don't feel like asking.
"You guys can answer me whenever you feel like it." Damn it. There is only 20 pages left. The look on Sakura's face is funny. She and Naruto are tomato red. Sakura tried to get out of Naruto's lap but he kept pushing her back down. For Hinata and Sasuke, I bet it was a date. For Sakura and Naruto, its Sakura being nice to Naruto. Unless she knows Sasuke is going out with Hinata and is trying to make him jealous. Or she could like Naruto.....Nah not possible. Oh god my head hurts now. Thinking about teenage love is too much for me. Finally one of them is talking.
"um...Kakashi-sensei....wait..um...it..uh..what? No Ramen did it..huh...yea..I...ouch ,Sakura! what did I do?" Naruto's explanation made no complete sense. The ramen part really was just random and stupid. hehe. Sakura is beating Naruto in the head with a what? With a broken down toothbrush? O....K..I shall continue reading my awesome educational secretly porno book.
-Kakashi's thoughts about Make-Out Paradise-
No...Rukia how could you leave Ichigo. Don't you know he can give the right kind of love you need. Ichigo don't go back to Tatsuki. Are you crazy she's a butch for God's sake. Oh..I see now Tatsuki wants Rukia but still likes Ichigo. This calls for a threesome.*gay giggle* Naruto give it to me!!
-Kakashi stops thinking about Make Out Paradise-
"Huh what's going?" There laying on the ground was a Naruto on a Sakura. And sadly, they were not making love to each other. I don't expect that to happen until like maybe 4 years from now. Sasuke and Hinata that's a different story...or chapter. It seems like Sakura and Naruto didn't even pay attention to me. I can't decide. Should I stay to watch some action or go get some supplies to give to them. I know I'll make 3 clones. Clone#1 can spy on Sasuke+Hinata then ask them to go to my favorite place, Clone#2 can discuss with Kurenai about the plan, Clone#3 can get me something to eat, and I get to watch Sakura+Naruto in action. Perfect!
I whispered"Shadow Clone Justu." Three Kakashi clones appeared.
"Here's the plan. You Kakashi Clone with the blue mask (Clone#1) find Sasuke+Hinata and spy on them. If nothing important is happening tell them to go to my favorite place, Hentai~Yaoi~Yuri to get me certain kinds of magazines and videos. Kakashi Clone with the green mask (Clone#2) go find Kurenai and discuss the plan with her. Kakashi Clone with the purple mask (Clone#3) go get me some food, I prefer meatloaf with hot sauce and a Energy drink. I have one think left to say to you: its eaz um k.Now hurry." The 3 of them left. Tsk Tsk Tsk. The 'couple' still hasn't figured out that I'm watching their makeout session. They sure aren't real ninjas, or they are just really wrapped up 'into' each other. *gay giggle* *cough*
"Naruto! that felts good."
"hm...Sakura"
"uh...yea...."
"Do you still like Sasuke?"
"Why do you think I'm making out with you. Obviously I don't." Sakura lied.
"Of course. Unless you are trying to make Sasuke jealous."
"Naruto just shut up and continue making out with me."
"Ok..."
-With Sasuke + Hinata~Hinata's POV-
I wonder why Sasuke keeps staring at me. Do I have sauce on my face? I wonder why Kakashi thought we were on a date. And that is sick talking about condoms. My face is getting red just from thinking about it now.
"Whats wrong with you Hinata?"
"Uh...I w-was t-thinking about w-what Kakashi-sensei s-said." As soon as I said that Sasuke's cheeks turned a slight tint of red.
"Where are we walking to?" I shrugged. After walking for a few more minutes. I stopped and stepped back.
"Whats wrong?" I pointed to the direction that I saw Sakura and Naruto making out. Then I saw 2 Kakashis. One had a black mask like the normal one and the other had a blue mask on. The blue-masked Kakashi was staring dead at me and Sasuke. I pulled Sasuke into some bushes. He kind of fell....into my lap. I looked at him. He was blushing. Probably not as much as me.
"Um I'm s-sorry Sasuke."
"Yea. What was the reason to pull me into some bushes...into your lap besides seeing Sakura and Naruto together."
Then he softened up when he said "Do you still like Naruto?"
"I...I...d-don't know. Its h-hard to l-lose y-your childhood c-crush. I m-mean..n-nevermind." Sasuke looked like he wanted to hear my reply.
"A-anyway, t-the reason I p-pulled y-you is b-because I see 2 Kakashis. The f-fake is w-wearing a b-blue m-mask and he w-was s-staring a-at us."
"Naruto!! your hand is cold." Me and Sasuke turned our heads to each other, got up, and looked at the 'couple'. Naruto was on Sakura. His hands was up her shirt. I gasped. The real Kakashi was smiling. The one I think is fake was still staring at me and Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura looked up.
"I...I can explain."
______________________________________________________________________ Author's Notes: about the part (God's sake) i do mean God's sake. sake means alcoholic beverage. yuri means female gayness. yaoi means male gayness. And hentai means anime/cartoon porn. My favorite saying is: its eaz um k. I'll try to make Hinata more timid. Oh yeah did I ever mention that this is my 1st fanfic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did then there would be a lot of Sakura bashing.
Author's Notes: Thanks for the reviews. -^.^- oh yeah...To DJ: Its TonTon. She is Tsunade's pig. Tsunade doesn't appear until about episode 88. The United States is only about to view episode 78.
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{Kakashi's POV}
"Yo"
"What?! God, you scared me." Kurenai jumped up when I said yo. I wasn't serious about having fun with Kurenai. I know Hinata and Sasuke believed.
"You know, Kurenai. You should act more like a kunoichi. Anyway, I asked Tsunade about the situation." Kurenai looked confused. Hm I guess Tsunade didn't tell her. That lazy alcoholic.
"Do you need keywords? Think Hinata,Sasuke, and the rest of Team 7. Remember or did Tsunade not tell you?"
"Nope. And I don't care. I'm looking for Asuma. I heard he goes here for lunch sometimes." I guess Kurenai has a little crush for on the smoking addict.
"Looks like someone has a crush. Well if you ever need supplies just go to my favorite place." I gave her a card. I waited 5 seconds, expecting to hear Kurenai scream. I looked up from my very educational book. Her face had the look of pure disgust. She looked like she was going to have an outburst.
"Kakashi, why...would...I...need...this?" Kurenai looked very pissed off. Maybe I shouldn't meddle with her love life...or sex life.Too late.
"um...I thought you might want supplies. Actually I was just kidding.Hehe. Well I'll be seeing you. Bye." Yes I know I am a chicken. A cool chicken. Before I poofed away I heard Kurenai scream "Kakashi!!" Anyway, I think its time to check on Sakura and Naruto. Then maybe I'll bother Hinata and Sasuke again.I poofed right in front of Sakura and Naruto.
"So whatcha doin'?" Sakura screamed and jumped into Naruto's lap and Naruto just stared at me.They was sitting on the grass eating a picnic. I wonder if they are going out. Well I don't feel like asking.
"You guys can answer me whenever you feel like it." Damn it. There is only 20 pages left. The look on Sakura's face is funny. She and Naruto are tomato red. Sakura tried to get out of Naruto's lap but he kept pushing her back down. For Hinata and Sasuke, I bet it was a date. For Sakura and Naruto, its Sakura being nice to Naruto. Unless she knows Sasuke is going out with Hinata and is trying to make him jealous. Or she could like Naruto.....Nah not possible. Oh god my head hurts now. Thinking about teenage love is too much for me. Finally one of them is talking.
"um...Kakashi-sensei....wait..um...it..uh..what? No Ramen did it..huh...yea..I...ouch ,Sakura! what did I do?" Naruto's explanation made no complete sense. The ramen part really was just random and stupid. hehe. Sakura is beating Naruto in the head with a what? With a broken down toothbrush? O....K..I shall continue reading my awesome educational secretly porno book.
-Kakashi's thoughts about Make-Out Paradise-
No...Rukia how could you leave Ichigo. Don't you know he can give the right kind of love you need. Ichigo don't go back to Tatsuki. Are you crazy she's a butch for God's sake. Oh..I see now Tatsuki wants Rukia but still likes Ichigo. This calls for a threesome.*gay giggle* Naruto give it to me!!
-Kakashi stops thinking about Make Out Paradise-
"Huh what's going?" There laying on the ground was a Naruto on a Sakura. And sadly, they were not making love to each other. I don't expect that to happen until like maybe 4 years from now. Sasuke and Hinata that's a different story...or chapter. It seems like Sakura and Naruto didn't even pay attention to me. I can't decide. Should I stay to watch some action or go get some supplies to give to them. I know I'll make 3 clones. Clone#1 can spy on Sasuke+Hinata then ask them to go to my favorite place, Clone#2 can discuss with Kurenai about the plan, Clone#3 can get me something to eat, and I get to watch Sakura+Naruto in action. Perfect!
I whispered"Shadow Clone Justu." Three Kakashi clones appeared.
"Here's the plan. You Kakashi Clone with the blue mask (Clone#1) find Sasuke+Hinata and spy on them. If nothing important is happening tell them to go to my favorite place, Hentai~Yaoi~Yuri to get me certain kinds of magazines and videos. Kakashi Clone with the green mask (Clone#2) go find Kurenai and discuss the plan with her. Kakashi Clone with the purple mask (Clone#3) go get me some food, I prefer meatloaf with hot sauce and a Energy drink. I have one think left to say to you: its eaz um k.Now hurry." The 3 of them left. Tsk Tsk Tsk. The 'couple' still hasn't figured out that I'm watching their makeout session. They sure aren't real ninjas, or they are just really wrapped up 'into' each other. *gay giggle* *cough*
"Naruto! that felts good."
"hm...Sakura"
"uh...yea...."
"Do you still like Sasuke?"
"Why do you think I'm making out with you. Obviously I don't." Sakura lied.
"Of course. Unless you are trying to make Sasuke jealous."
"Naruto just shut up and continue making out with me."
"Ok..."
-With Sasuke + Hinata~Hinata's POV-
I wonder why Sasuke keeps staring at me. Do I have sauce on my face? I wonder why Kakashi thought we were on a date. And that is sick talking about condoms. My face is getting red just from thinking about it now.
"Whats wrong with you Hinata?"
"Uh...I w-was t-thinking about w-what Kakashi-sensei s-said." As soon as I said that Sasuke's cheeks turned a slight tint of red.
"Where are we walking to?" I shrugged. After walking for a few more minutes. I stopped and stepped back.
"Whats wrong?" I pointed to the direction that I saw Sakura and Naruto making out. Then I saw 2 Kakashis. One had a black mask like the normal one and the other had a blue mask on. The blue-masked Kakashi was staring dead at me and Sasuke. I pulled Sasuke into some bushes. He kind of fell....into my lap. I looked at him. He was blushing. Probably not as much as me.
"Um I'm s-sorry Sasuke."
"Yea. What was the reason to pull me into some bushes...into your lap besides seeing Sakura and Naruto together."
Then he softened up when he said "Do you still like Naruto?"
"I...I...d-don't know. Its h-hard to l-lose y-your childhood c-crush. I m-mean..n-nevermind." Sasuke looked like he wanted to hear my reply.
"A-anyway, t-the reason I p-pulled y-you is b-because I see 2 Kakashis. The f-fake is w-wearing a b-blue m-mask and he w-was s-staring a-at us."
"Naruto!! your hand is cold." Me and Sasuke turned our heads to each other, got up, and looked at the 'couple'. Naruto was on Sakura. His hands was up her shirt. I gasped. The real Kakashi was smiling. The one I think is fake was still staring at me and Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura looked up.
"I...I can explain."
______________________________________________________________________ Author's Notes: about the part (God's sake) i do mean God's sake. sake means alcoholic beverage. yuri means female gayness. yaoi means male gayness. And hentai means anime/cartoon porn. My favorite saying is: its eaz um k. I'll try to make Hinata more timid. Oh yeah did I ever mention that this is my 1st fanfic.